So I fucked up on this conversation pretty hard.

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>>26237977
then i said this.

>>26237977
>not sending dick pics as soon as requested
Nigga

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>>26237991
and then i fucked it all up

Is she real? What real girl asks if you're horny and what real girl asks for dick pics?

>>26238016
>sending dick pics
>ever

dude, she's quiet because you said you'd send her a pic and you still havent sent any pics


shes just waiting for pics

>>26238016
I was trying to be smooth.

>>26238022
Type "Pls respond" multiple times

>>26238022
Oh my god OP please...don't ever talk to women again

>It's an "OP gets catfished for the first time" episode

>>26238039

I mean, she bailed the fuck out of there like a normal woman would. I would think some guy posing as a chick would still attempt to get the pics.

>>26237977

nice try OP you just got your gf to help you troll, I do it all the time and it usually works, we have a pretty good time.

>Do your parents approve
You're supposed to ease into the daddy fetish thing OP

>>26238022
she only wanted your attention, when she got it she just went to look for another orbiter

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>>26238022
>It's an OP is a retard episode

>>26238039
>dude, she's quiet because you said you'd send her a pic and you still havent sent any pics

A really desperate one.

>>26238022
lmao bud she was sending screenshots to her friends and making fun of you

>>26238068

I don't wanna believe that normies can go through this much effort to rile us up

>>26238072
I thought ALL girls had that fetish.

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>>26237991
>do your parents approve?

>>26237977
>thinking that she could understand the concept of quid pro quo

So I found your mistake anon

Girls are all about gimmegimmienao

>>26238061
No, you just start counting 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 forever

>D
>D
>D

Looks like she hasn't even read them yet. Chill out a minute.

>>26238644
no its been like 8 hours.

>>26238105
People don't deserve smartphones desu. This is just evil. Always kicking the little guy.

>>26238756
Well yeah, you're fucked. That was pretty cringe-worthy shit to say.

>conspiracy theorist
>no social skills

everything i ever believed was riiiiiiight

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>do you still wanna see my dick


HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>26238022
>>26237991
>>26237977

Fucking die man

>>26238022
Look at the little letter OP. she didn't read anything after the last message she sent. Which means when she comes back she'll see your autistic rampage and immediately lose interest. Truth be told, you probably could have pulled off the weird bad girl stuff if you had stuck to your guns and waited for a reply instead of sperging out. Post her reaction when she sees it.

>>26238022
You fucked it up so bad man you were RIGHT there too, that's what is so funny. Why the fuck did you decide to try and play it smooth? You were already at her begging to see your dick that was completely autist tier.

Next time just keep it simple stop trying to impress or seduce you dumb fuck lol

>>26237977
>>26237991
>>26238022
Into the "Fuck Up" folder it goes

>>26237977
thats definitely a gay dude. they do that all the time on omeagle.

>>26238022
You fucked up why did you apologize you fucking idiot? even worse is the part about you still wanna see my dick Good god no.

>>26237977
OP im assuming you dont know this girl IRL? chances are (s)he's using a fake profile. or she's fucking with you. don't think you missed out on a chance to get laid

or maybe you did. but she's a slut anyway so who cares