The universe is actively mocking me.

>>26237474
Literally true. The universe molds Chad, it creates him. What is a Chad without a Robot? Indeed a robot cannot exist without a Chad and vice versa

You just exist to give Chad further meaning, to show how awesome his life is. Rejoice!

Anonymous 2016-02-04 03:59:17 Post No.26237866
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>>26237474
>The universe
I remember when I was a kid and my mom got me really into the secret, I thought I could do anything if I envisioned it

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>>26237832
Whenever I talk to people about how miserable I am they always give me some answer like this
>maybe that's not for you, God has another plan for you!
>you can be a writer (:

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>>26237474
>The universe is using me as a source of entertainment by giving me the shittiest luck ever

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>>26237897
Some people are fated to be miserable. Some people are fated to suffer, it's just how it is ladd. We are unlucky!

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>Universe is not real
>I created universe in my mind to amuse me
>Lots of time passed
>Now I'm confused on what is real

Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:05:35 Post No.26237997
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHHHHYYYYYYY ISSSSS THHHEEEEEE UUNIVERSE HATE MEEEEEEEE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
III WANT MORE NOW !!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE ME GIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY CANT MY LIFE BE PERFECT!!?!??!!?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:07:01 Post No.26238028
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>>26237997
I would be so happy if I was just 6'3, I don't even feel like a human at this height, I feel like a cartoon

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>>26238028
>WAAA
>MOMMY PLEASE
>MOMMY PLEASE I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I DONT WANT THATT KIND!!!!!
>ITS NOT ENOUGH!!!!

Anonymous 2016-02-04 04:11:22 Post No.26238125
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>>26238079
I'd do anything for height. I don't care about money, girls, muscles, any of that, I can get all that on my own I just want to be TALL

THIS ISN'T FAIR

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/