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>haven't left the house since December 22, 2015
>running low on food and toilet paper
>mfw I must I face the outside world once again

Please give me words of encouragement, robots, for I need them in my quest
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I have loving enabler parents so I don't need to get out, seems like you should get out by jumping off the roof pham
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my mom and my neighbors have become so unbearable that I literally look forward to not being in my house anymore.
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Just go to the store for a few hours. It won't take that long. Plus if you go to walmart it won't matter how disgusting you are
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>>26237163
They kicked me out a few years ago, so I just live on another apartment my dad owns too. For a year or so I convinced my mom to buy my groceries but she no longer does it.

So they're still loving, I guess. Enjoy what you have, my man.

>>26237260
What would be the very best hour and day of the week to go?
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>>26237150
You will be okay, OP. Just don't make eye contact with anyone. Also keep head down and move quickly. Will keep you in my thoughts, OP.
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>>26237150
Why don't you just order it from amazon? There is no need to go outside in our modern world.
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>>26237150
do it for the tendies and sardines senpai.
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>>26237336
Thank you my man.

>>26237359
I'm not a murrican robot. A local store does offer delivery but... I don't trust that shit, always have the feeling they're screwing me over by sending their worst merchandise.

Even if it was by mistake I would be either stuck with the damaged shit or try to solve it which means interaction. Nope.
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>>26237150
Normies are literally scared shitless of each other. They avoid looking at/ being seen to notice one another. Wear indifference as a cloak, as no one will spare you a second thought. Who do you think you are, Michael Jordan?
Do what you want, man
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>>26238471
But they do it often, they have practice and I don't. I get what you mean, I'm a little bitch, aren't we all in this board?
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>>26237150
How have you avoided leaving the house for more than a year if your method wasn't reliable enough to use anymore?

Delivery?
>>26237295
Did your mum JUST stop giving you groceries very recently?
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Most stores have self-checkouts now, so you likely won't have to say a word to anyone.
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>>26238708
>more than a year

Anon, you're not good with dates. It's only been over a month.

>Did your mum JUST stop giving you groceries very recently?

No, it's been almost two years now. I go out every couple of months to restock, I just wanted a bit of attention and encouragement with the thread, is that too bad? My life sucks, you guys are the closest I have to friends.
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>>26238849
Oh shit, yeah you're right about the date, sorry OP. My autism knows no bounds.
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