Why haven't you thought of this yet?
>adopt young girl
>raise her to be sex slave
>she calls you daddy
>she plays games with you
>watches anime with you
>literally the perfect life
You can wait till she's 18, it's your choice.
Taken straight from the IAC website
>Although single men can adopt, they rarely apply to do so. So far the IAC has placed children with only two single men in more than 30 years. Nevertheless, there is no reason that more single men could not adopt. Single women adopt babies and children all the time.
>Single women adopt babies and children all the time
>all the time
Because it's disgusting, and the only people who would even consider this are worthless human garbage. Seriously, this would make you way worse than the Stacies and Chads you despise.
I'd like to adopt a young girl to watch anime and play gaymes with, but I probably wouldn't ever have sex with her.
I just want to be a good dad ;__;
they only let you adopt children of the gender you're sexually attracted to if you're gay
>All the expenses, time investment and headaches it takes to raise a child, even keep one alive, just to get some pussy
If you're going to put that much effort into getting laid, you might as well practice chadness until you are Chad.