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>Post where you work
>Ask questions about other Anons jobs

>UPS
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UPS
How's hell on Earth treating you.
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>>26235654
I work in small-sort part-time at night so it doesn't bother me too much
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Apprentice as a machinist at a small-job custom machine shop.

Stressful as fuck.

How ya'll?
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Retirement home creative coordinator assistant.
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>>26235627
Army
It's kinda dumb

I thought about UPS and kinda wish I went with that instead but eh
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>>26235696
How many dollars above min wage are you making?


>>26235627

>Lifeguard
>at pool
>earn less than a dollar above min wage
>28
>have a worthless BA

It's easy, but I want to make more money and do more interesting work.
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>>26235627
How much drugs do you think you have unknowingly handled so far?
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>>26235758
Work with any cute lifeguard babes?

>>26235627
Pizza delivery boy.
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Fathers company

A growing biotech firm in ny, its a good gig
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>>26235758

6/hr more.

I'm just an apprentice. First year too.

Decent money for where I'm at but the stress gets to me. Plus, you're EXPECTED to stay however late as possible to finish something so you can start on something new the next day.

It's hourly so you get paid for it, but still. Makes for some long ass days.
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>CNC laser operator
The pay's good. Thinking about changing careers to become an electrician.
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>>26235685
>small-sort
They only give that to old fucks and women so which are you, I've had to load trucks for 3 years.
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safeway
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>>26235810
22 years old but I'm ADHD as fuck so I can sort pretty fast
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I work at a homeless shelter.

>>26235787
How much do you judge fat people who are probably ordering for just themselves?
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I'm an artist

I set in my parents house all day drawing a check
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Dentist.

Its okay.
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>>26235627
Do you like guns?
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>>26235627
I sell weapons legally, the big kinds.
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>>26235787
>Work with any cute lifeguard babes?
Yes, and it is really frustrating because the 20-22 year old guys that are here start relationships with the 17-20 year old girls all the time.

I'm the freaking weird old guy (and Im not even a supervisor, although i might be later this year).

I wish I knew about this job when I was younger.

I never fit in . . . anywhere . . .sigh . . .
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I type a lot of words for very little money
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Firefighter

My knees are going out and I have only been doing this for 3 years.
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>>26235940
life guard really was meant for teenagers and college age, the idea is you move on to be a medic
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>>26235844
I don't judge them so much as I predict when the order is going to a fat guy, and I'm right most of the time. If they add a small salad and a 2-Liter if diet pepsi to their order (you know, to counter-act the entire meat-lover's pizza they're gonna eat) it ends up being a morbidly obese middle aged man every fucking time.
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>>26235722
WHAT?

Are you stupid? Why the fuck would you say that.

How is UPS better than the Army? Christ fuck you retards.
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>>26236004
You don't get shot by brown people at UPS, just black people.
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Cinema, it's alright I guess.
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Im not working I just hang oit at the house all day
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>>26235983
I would NEVER want to do EMT stuff. Way too many crazy people.

I was a history and geography double major senpai.
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>>26236029
Does you mom make you tendies?
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Planet Fitness 12AM-8AM shift
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Dollar General.
>>26235958
Freelance writing? I always thought about doing that, but it sounds so hard. I even signed up for a few sites like Textbroker, but all the assignments sound so dull. I don't think I have the skill to write articles about air conditioner repair or whatever other random things the requester always wants...
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>>26236053
what part of your job to you hate the most? apart from the hours
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>>26236053
Something about gyms at night, so comfy, but the lights ruin it
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>>26236077

it's honestly pretty fine
the worst part is i'm not allowed to leave the front desk for anything and I have no chair
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22 never had job
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I work as a "detailer" for a commercial subcontractor. I get to draw ductwork and pipe in AutoCad all day
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European auto tech. I fix German cars and shit.

>>26236053
What do you even do? How many people go to the gym at 2:00 AM?
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>>26235627
Subway sandwich facilitator
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>>26235787
Do weird things happen on the job? Interesting customers?

Software engineer
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>>26236119

throw pen in air, catch pen - repeat until bored
check in the 3 people the come in normally
stare into nothingness
think about life
go to 4chan on phone
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Clerk/Desk Cop in a special ops police unit

what up nerds
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>>26236170
How much do you make? What kind of projects do you work on?

Do you like your job?
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>>26235940
Have you ever seen that movie Burn After Reading?
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>>26236170
I get some shifty customers here and there because I live in a redneck meth town but nothing too crazy happens, sadly. Really hoping I get robbed by a methhead on a delivery one day, might be fun.
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>>26236206
No, why?

unoriginal
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i'm a paid assassin working for the cia
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>>26236062

When you're just getting started, it's generally expected that you're just going to reword and reorganize other people's articles or website copy. There are just a few distinct article styles anyone will accept, like "Top 10 Reasons To" or "5 Types Of" type things. You're not getting paid a lot so they don't expect much. Creativity is a bad thing.

It's the easiest thing in the world but it also sucks and doesn't pay well for the amount of mental energy it will sap from you.
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professional panty dropper
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ideas for entry level autismo robot jobs?
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>>26236355
are you a big guy for CIA?
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I'm a postman
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A steel mill.
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>>26236489
Aren't you the people who always come back with a gun and shoot everybody?
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>>26236552
No, I'm the guy who never speaks and always keeps my head down
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I work part-time at Macy's.

I started as a seasonal hire during last year's Christmas/Black Friday season. I just found out that they decided to keep my on board permanently. So yay, I guess.

I don't like the job that much, but I get paid like $10 an hour. I live at home, so it's an easy way to earn spending money.
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>>26236432
office, insurance, security, mail delivery,
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>>26236643
>working sales
>on /r9k/

leave normie
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Officemax.
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>>26236521
You ever see anyone lose a limb on the job?
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Sears
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Jobless
Apllied gor german millitary today
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Air Force. inb4 enjoy killing children for oil
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>>26236930
WELFARE QUEEN

Just get out. You are as bad as Laquanda
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>>26236098

This.

Though thinking I need to pick up something soon so I don't kill myself.

Are UPS/Fedex jobs REALLY that shit?
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urban outfitters
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>>26236643
what do you do there? i work at a sears and i just wander around the shoe section fixing shelves until someone walks up, then i try to help them even though they don't speak english

like half our customers are mexicans buying work boots and having their wives translate for them, and the other half are europeans or asians that don't speak english
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>>26237015
Everyone thinks their job is shit

its a meme
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>>26236993

>pic related

Ayy lmao that's actually great. lmfao
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>>26237073
Like this guy said,
>>26236768
I'm a sales associate. So I basically get paid to stand around for 4 hours and clean up around my area. I also have to take phone calls if the phone ever rings, but I fucking hate doing that.

Our POS systems are such shit, though. We use fucking Windows XP, and they are fucking awful. I wish we used Linux like Walgreen's.
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>>26236098
>>26237015
Pro tip: apply to seasonal positions. They'll take just about anyone, so it's a good way to land your first few jobs.
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Grocery Store, I work in the bakery but I know about basically all of the departments.
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>>26236093
Get a fucking chair you autistic nigger
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>>26237206
I actually really like my job, it's a minimum wage dead-end gig but I've done much worse so fuck you.
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PepsiCo

Ask me stuff
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>>26236175
that's the life
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>>26237473
What's the secret recipe?
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>>26237473
Do you like Pepsi?
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I work for a small landscaping company. Yes I'm white and yes there are some illegal aliens at my work place but there's also legal immigrants as well.
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>>26237473
is it easy to get free product or do they give it out for free where you work? Are you in manufacturing or distribution?
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Best Buy Connections Consultant reporting in. 10.40/hr

People think we work on commission and we get the customers who open with "I'm techno-stupid so dumb it down for me."
It's maddening but I like working with technology and my coworkers are great people.
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>>26237473
You couldve given us a little more info in your first post.

What do you do?

Coworkers?

Holiday parties?
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>>26235787
What's the biggest tip you've ever gotten?
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>>26237473
Can you tell them to bring back Mountain Dew Game Fuel?
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Elderly care home
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>>26235793
How did you get into that? Did you take classes at a vocational school and apply or do you know a guy who hooked you up and offered to train you?
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>>26237547
Got 20 bucks a couple of times for really big deliveries. Also old ladies really dig me and usually tip me really well.
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>>26237552
grossest thing you ever dealt with or witnessed?
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>>26235722
how's the army?

>>26235627
I work at a small natural grocery store/deli. The owners are super chill. It's located by a community college so lots cute hippie type girls come in for lunch. It's super comfy. I mostly just sort through produce all day.
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>>26235787
Is tipping on the receipt giving it to you directly or is it spread across the whole business?
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>>26237585
A few things.
Dying bed-ridden old lady with a wound so deep you could see bone.
And just lots of diarrhoea but you do kind of get used to that.
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>>26237629
fuck mate, sounds rough.
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>>26237687
It's really not that bad. The job I mean. It can be hard when you have someone like that in palliative care (residing until death) but I would do this over working in a grocery store any day. At least you work with people that are thankful for what you do.
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I work at gamestop and it sucks
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>>26237812
Yeah that's true. I do enjoy my grocery job though.
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time warner internet tech support
wanna know how to lower your bill?
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>>26237915
That's fair. Each job is different.
>>26237927
Yes
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Rite-Aid

>>26237436
Did you work in another area of the store before having a job in the bakery?
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>>26237927
sure
lemme guess, tell them you are switching?
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>>26237616
Technically it goes to me directly at the end of the day in the form of cash, but it's pulled from my paycheck. It's one of those legal technicalities they can get away with in order to spend less money on the drivers.
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>>26238071
if you are tipped in cash do you ever just pocket it?
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>>26235627
I talk to lawyers and legal secretaries that don't know how to use computers.
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>>26237494

sugar, and lots of it

>>26237504
I like aquafina

>>26237528
Distribution, we get free shit like shirts and stuff
>>26237546
In the 18 monthsive gone from merch>sales>backto merch

coowrkers are mostly men
>>26237548

I think it was a limite time sutff
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>>26238107
We get to keep the cash tips straight up which is pretty sweet. It's just credit cards where I sorta half fucked over.
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I manage an EB Games (Canadian Gamestop).
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>>26238372
How often do you see manchildren shopping with their moms in the store?
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>>26235722
Everyone has a fetish for men in the army, even straight men (don't lie to yourself friends, you know it's true). Army bros get dat ass.
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>>26235788
Fuck you, seated asshole. I hate lucky cunts who are born into an easy life.
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>>26238021
Yeah started in the deli.
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>>26235983
Why the fuck a medic? Where is the logic behind lifeguard -> medic? I could maybe see coast guard.
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>>26235966
My brother is a firefighter in a small, dangerous, frozen rural town. He's seen a lot of dead bodies.
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>>26236034
Yep, that sounds like a useless BA to me.
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>>26236093
Why the fuck don't they give you a chair? They don't even let you sit down at 3am when you have like 3 people there? That's some bullshit.
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>>26236053
do you get to hit the lunk alarm
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>>26236093
My best friend works night shifts at lifetime

they have a sauna and he likes to hide in there sometimes
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Manager for a pub, mainly in charge of stock and deliveries.
>>26237609
You ever tried work behind the deli to have an excuse to talk to the girls?
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>>26238160
So, you a truck driver?

You gonna move onto a CDL or stay with pepsi?
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>>26238422
Every. Fucking. Day.

I have one manchild who buys 2 of every Skylander (one to keep in box the other to play with) and every console's starter kit (totalling about $100 per). Skylanders released new shit every year. Just this year alone I saw him pay about 3k for fucking skylanders.

Dude's probably 32ish and comes in with his mom all the time. I asked him what he does to get the money for his skylanders and he said the government gives him money. I work my ass off in an extremely liberal, pro-welfare province with high taxes, so that rustles me a bit.
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>>26238727
t b h f a m

i would love some neetbux
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>>26238727
These are the same people posting about NEETbux and how pathetic wagies are.
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>>26238727
Damn, you've found someone from /r9k/ in your work place, you have to hunt him down.
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>>26238672
Oh, a sauna huh? Stand by for interesting news.
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>>26235966
Hey senpai, if you're still there
Would being a diagnosed aspie disqualify me to become a firefighter during the medical record check?
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>>26238795
I don't have to track him down, I know his full name and phone number. I call him every time a new or rare skylander comes to the store so he can come in and give me his neetbux.
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>>26238807
[desire to know more intensifies]
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McDonald's :^(
>>26235966
What made you want to become a firefighter?
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>>26238698
Merchandiser.

The raise:responsibilities to sales wasnt worht it and Im currently trying to move to another departmnet
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>>26238807
From a recent article in the LVRJ dated 27 January 2016 "an unidentified man exposed himself and committed lewd acts in front of a woman in the gym's sauna." The incident happened in North Las Vegas.
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Construction worker, I do framing work on large-ish custom homes.

>>26238941
why do you guys put so much ice in peoples drinks? I have to specifically ask for no ice because it's just ridiculous
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I'm a substitute teacher and a tutor. Tryna switch industries.

It ain't bad desu. I get fed tendies.
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>>26239008
If you're talking about drive-thru, it's an automatic machine. You could ask for light ice. If you're talking about iced coffee, its because we have a line we are told to bring it to, unless specified otherwise.
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>>26238968
Business is fucking soul-crushing.
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where the fuck the programmers at?
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Mellow Mushroom.

It's okay, the food is decent and the people are alright.
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>>26238941
One of my favorite people to play MtG with manages a McDonalds. Do you know Matt?
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>>26239113
There are quite a bit of McDonalds restaurants friend, however I do not know a matt
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>>26239113
Oh yeah I worked at McD
I know Matt, kind of a douche
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>>26235627
Network engineer
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>>26236489
Do you deliver mail or work at an office?

I'd actually like to be a postman, great benefits, decent wage, mild exercise everyday, outdoors with no boss.

Unfortunately, I'm white.
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>>26238978
Well, we're nowhere near that.

Worst he gets are geezers trying to fuck what are probably escorts in the family locker rooms.
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>>26239215
What the fuck are semiautomatic mace handcuffs? Do you cuff them, then the cuffs just blast them with mace periodically?
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>>26236521
Is that code for a gay club? I saw that episode of the simpsons
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>>26239215
How do you get authorized to use a firearm?
Is it your own?
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>>26236489
US? You an RCA or CCA? Or you a lucky dog and went full time?
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>>26239257
I believe it's semiautomatic weapons, mace and handcuffs.
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>>26239261
You get a letter from the company and take a drug test then do a 16 hour class and take your certificate to the police
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>>26237473
>>26238968
Pepsico here too.
Good luck, sadly, you're going to need it.
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>Zebra
How do you guys like your barcode scanners?
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>>26236018
I'd take getting shot at by brown people over black people, at least army bros will be there to help you shoot back
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>>26239113
Matt Davidson?
David D. Davidson's brother?
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>>26239387
That's him, from the Davidson district.
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>>26239082
Why? It's pretty good tbqh, aside from shitty receivers

>>26239345
Thanks, I've been trying to find an entry level finance job within the company to no avail.
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>>26239460
Because of corporate culture, aka. ass licking and nepotism. Also, the higher you get, the more everyone around you is a boring-ass normie piece of shit who doesn't have an inch of depth to them. I fucking hate it.
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>>26239032
That little machine is actually pretty neat, i saw it once when getting my food, had a little spinny thingy with the cups on it and shit
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>>26239215
Encountered an asshole security fag today. Probably armed too.

Little beady eyed bearded manlet had his van parked across the drive thru atm entrance( this was in a nice crime free town and not at the bank). There were no signs out , no cones, nobody working on the atm.

I pulled alongside him and amd ask him what's going on? I shrugged too.

The guy wouldn't even open his window hole he's so freaking paranoid. Mouths shit at me. I think he said something like "We are fixing it." Not everyone can read lips retard. I'm also on lunch break and dont have all day to go driving around for ATMs.

Lol, so I just pull up a lil further in front of him,park, turn my car off, and walk to the atm to find out whats going on. I had him pretty much totally boxed in. I hope that really pissed him off.

It was out of order. Like I was supposed to know that? Terrible customer service. The security company really needs to handle that differently if that is procedure. Unfortunately, I couldnt find a number on his van to call.
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>>26239303
That makes more sense, they need some commas there
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Anyone lurking here with machinist/factory/warehouse experience?

If so, what was it like working there
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I work for an investment bank in their Asset Management division.

It's nice work, can be a little soul-sucking sometimes.
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>>26239632
Newbie at a die shop.

I can go on autopilot and be alone with my thoughts all day, it's nice.
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>>26239653
What kind of degree do you have?

Also get the hell out normie.
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>>26239684
What is a die shop?
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>>26235627
Emergency room at some kinda small hospital.
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>>26239695

I have a bachelor's in economics from a top-20 university, but it isn't really relevant to the job.
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>>26239761
They maked dies for presses moulds and shit.


I was a cnc machinist but I work in security now
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>>26239761
A workshop that produces dies. "Die" is a general term for "tool that makes other things", in my case it's a piece of wood with knives in it that cuts boxes out of cardboard like a cookie cutter.
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>>26239807
>>26239827
How would you get these types of machinist jobs? Machining looks really interesting and comfy to me
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>>26239856
I applied to the right place at the right time. Got hired within a week of my application because the last guy literally just walked out of the job one day without a word.

IIRC a lot of these kinds of jobs are union based and you have to get it through them via an apprenticeship. Dunno how that works.
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>>26236993
If you don't like having to pay for the US military, go to another country fool
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>>26239347
I'm sorry for asking for a response
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Anyone have a degree in Economics and a solid job? Please reassure my decision to major in a worthless discipline. I'm in my third year and have no debt.
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>>26239632
>warehouse experience
I've stacked pallets if that's what you're looking for.
I kind of liked it to be honest. To much is happening for smalltalk and it feels good to move 40lb shit all the time.
Not heavy enough to hurt but heavy enough to feel like a workout.
Kind of relaxing. It might bother some people, but I liked the fact that a lot were lazy fucks. It made me feel more secure in my job.

I've also worked at Amazon.
It pays quite good for unskilled labor but the drive in sucks dick and the job was kind of shitty too.
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>>26240361
How did you manage to work for Amazon?
I assume they don't just take anyone
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>>26236993
Welfare queen? Nigga you think we just sit around? Air force has jobs where you work 12-13 hours a day with weekend duty on the flight line and u have to do the job whether its snowing, rainy or freezing cold outside.
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>>26237360
>apply to seasonal positions
this
Applying to any shipping company during Christmas season is a sure thing.
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Linux sysadmin.
Work is basically when my brain is 60-85% engaged, and I forget who I actually am.
Come home, break apart.
Take melatonin, sleep until 4AM, watch youtube videos, overdose on caffeinne, go to work.
Rinse, repeat.

On paper my life sounds amazing. I make decent money, I have no debts, I live in an amazing apartment with an awesome roommate, I have disposable income up the ass, my work loves me, my family is stable.

I'm just broken.
I've been broken for such a long time.

I have no idea what I've done to beocme such a fuckup, and I've no idea how to change it, i'm just huddling in a corner until everything goes away.
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>>26240420
There are people that push carts in Walmart parking lots during bad weather and they only make 7.50 and hour. No GI Bill, no VA, no free shit at applebees on veterans day.
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>>26235627
>>26235685

Which city do you work in?

Application developer, I've never had to touch a box. Are you in worldport?
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>>26240509
What do you write?
For whom?
Where?
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>>26237015
Hope not. Finally landed a (seasonal) position after 10 fucking months and it's just mail-sorting at a government office (doesn't start until March 1). I can't believe how fucking hard it is to find work where I live.
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>>26240543
Primarily java at the moment, wish I could work on a .net project again.

UPS, just like OP

Louisville
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I work part time at a local flower shop that is probably going to run out of business within the next year

AMA
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>>26240380
Well he was just doing manual labor so....
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>>26240587
Well even with normal easy shit like that they still expect you to have some time doing work in the same field for X amount of time.

Time I ain't got
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>>26240580
>local flower shop
A smiling, well-dressed guy comes in and orders roses.
How does this make you feel?
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>>26240626
and he says
>"A dozen roses made out to my GIRLFRIEND please"

wat do florist man
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>>26240580
Have you started looking for more work?
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>>26240626
I would assume he is trying to get some roses for his girlfriend/wife, also with straight guys its easier to make stuff for them because they arent as picky as women are. you have more room for creativity on your end. 90% of the time when its young guys they act like fucking beta bitches so you mostly have to take the lead.


>>26240644
im getting in shape for the army

>>26240641
i give da nigga his fucking flowers & hope he leaves the area asap. niggers man
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>>26237019
You must be extraordinary unusual.
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>>26240496
Buckle up, princess.
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EMT. It's a great job if you're okay with other people's body fluids lol
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I make all the money I need to live from dumpsterdiving. Ask me anything.
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>>26241141
I've been considering going into EMT myself. Is there anything in particular you think I should know about it before going in? Would my degree in BME help me any?
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>>26241259
It wouldn't really help. All you need are the correct certifications and state licensing and you can find a job. Just know that it can be super boring. We do a lot of transfer calls like from hospitals to nursing homes and vice versa. The exciting calls are pretty rare where I live although yesterday I got to help ALS treat an anaphylactic shock patient which was cool
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I work for garda. I'd be fired instantly if I was caught posting here.
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>Kroger
>Night stocker
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A laser tag place
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>>26237206
This is because 99% of jobs are shit. What kind of pathetic faggot actually wants to work for someone else? We do it bc we are too dumb/lazy/not creative or talented enough to figure out how not to.
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>>26241744
How do you get to see hot milfs with their stupid piece of shit kids.
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I work as a janitor for a nightclub
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Walgreens

I work the front register and photo lab.
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GameStop. Am one of the keyholders/managers.
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What is the easiest job that someone could get that pays somewhat decent?

Every job i've had i hated every minute of it and fucking can't stand it
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>>26238894
Why don't you start selling them to him independently for half price. You could get an extra 15k a year in neetbux
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>>26240505
>tfw those people are almost always ex military
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Overnight produce at a sam's club
8 hour shift, no human interaction except on breaks in the lunchroom, 11 bucks an hour
Comfy, get to listen to music, basically play needle in the haystack for rotten food and OCD for straight aisles
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>>26241583
How do you deal with niggers all day? I couldn't take it anymore.
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>>26242547
Pharmacy Tech, plus you get to take some Vicodin from time to time.
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>>26236993

>the home of neets telling people they are welfare queens

Typical.
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>>26242716
What kind of education/certs do you need for that?
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I work at a gym
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