Hi uncle anon, I haven't seen you in a long time, as you can see I've grown up
>her father is your brother
its failure genetic?
Hello Niece, I, your father's brother, can see that you, my brother's daughter, have indeed grown up.
I, your uncle, would like to have incestuous sex with you, my niece.
We are related to each other.
Yeah, you grew up...into a god damn jizz jar. I remember when you would fall asleep leaning into me on the couch while we watched Arthur and we would play Mario Kart and shit like that.
Now you're just another cunt posting semi-nude selfies with your middle finger up and your tongue out, tramp stamp included, on her phone all the fuckin time.
You're dead to me.
And now you're dead to the world.
I'll mourn the girl you were. Not the cum dumpster you mutated into.
I'm sorry, uncle, I just find this comfortable to wear
>This thread would be fun if I had siblings or if my cats weren't spayed and neutered
You better watch out, I just got a warning for making the last thread.
I'd like to blame reddit9k specifically, but in reality it's just some guy that hates 4chan that applied to become a janitor that reports everything he doesn't like to the mods that don't even use the website.
>Now you're just another cunt posting semi-nude selfies