Hi uncle anon, I haven't seen you in a long time, as you

>>26234958
Piss off cunt I'm playing videogames.

>>26234958
Hi niece anonette, yes its been a long time since we've interfaced, as you can see..hi anonette

>>26234958
Before the image loaded I thought she was an amputee
Still would hit it

Get out of my house, whore

Put some clothes on, your father is a failure of a man if you turned out like this

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>>26235135
>her father is your brother
its failure genetic?

You goddamn whore. Get the fuck out of my house before I strangle you to death then fuck your corpse

>>26234958
Spread your legs and prepare for penetration. I will make you with child.

What's with your uncle visit fetish, honey?

>>26235292
looks like weird uncle Pete made OP a visit to play the naked wrestling game again

>>26234958
>as you can see I've grown up

I don't see shit. Where are your tits?

>>26234958
who the hell even says that

>>26235232
Well the brother of the failure is in this thread, so yes

>>26234958
Put some clothes on, you look like a whore.

>>26234958
Hello Niece, I, your father's brother, can see that you, my brother's daughter, have indeed grown up.
I, your uncle, would like to have incestuous sex with you, my niece.
We are related to each other.

>>26235480
>that use of punctuation
Sir, are you having a stroke?

>>26235519
He's mimicking the retarded dialog that OP posted.

*wakes up*

Well, that was a nice dream

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>>26234958

Yeah, you grew up...into a god damn jizz jar. I remember when you would fall asleep leaning into me on the couch while we watched Arthur and we would play Mario Kart and shit like that.

Now you're just another cunt posting semi-nude selfies with your middle finger up and your tongue out, tramp stamp included, on her phone all the fuckin time.

You're dead to me.

And now you're dead to the world.

I'll mourn the girl you were. Not the cum dumpster you mutated into.

>>26235232

>her father is your brother
>implying her father isn't Tyrone doing 12 years for armed robbery
>implying her mother isn't your sister

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I'm sorry, uncle, I just find this comfortable to wear

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>>26237051
It's OK niece, just don't bend over

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>This thread would be fun if I had siblings or if my cats weren't spayed and neutered

>>26236418
Fucking this.

I never want to have daughters.

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You better watch out, I just got a warning for making the last thread.

I'd like to blame reddit9k specifically, but in reality it's just some guy that hates 4chan that applied to become a janitor that reports everything he doesn't like to the mods that don't even use the website.

>>26234958
Good for you.
I will play some videogames.

>>26236418
btfo

origami

>>26234958
uh, what happened to the rest of your legs?

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>>26236418
>Now you're just another cunt posting semi-nude selfies