I have a 4 page essay due tomorrow, it's all about some stupid short story we had to read. I want to not do it because I stopped going to my other classes, but I need to pass this one to graduate.
Hold me.
What should I do to procrastinate? Set up Okcupid or play bloodborn??
>>26234073
please respond. please. please. please respond.
Bloodborne of course!
>>26234073
Do your work girl I piss 4 pages
>1:25 am
>like 800 word essay due in tomorrow
>already probably mostly done with it
>words easily flowing
>listening to some album on yt, keeping me concentrated
>in like 60 mins i could be in bed
>still decide to go shitpost on here
but anyway, since your life is fucked, i suggest doing the okcupid thing, and hoping to get one quick fuck out of life before you off yourself
>>26234073
Fuck I wish I had your assignment. I have 6 pages of Organic Chemistry homework due tomorrow. I don't know this shit goddamn, a 4 page written assignment sounds like heaven right now.
Also I'm playing Bloodborne right now so you should do that.
>>26234073
what's the advantage of using someplace like okcupid versus tinder?
>>26235137
>800 word essay
underageb&
>>26234073
Copy paste spark notes and use paraphrasing tool, touch it up a lil bit, check it out with a plagiarism tool ie: turnitin
Fuckin done, you're welcome
>>26235220
>underageb&
famm it's not even that. just literally finish of an essay we started in class. i remember once being told that the absolute minimum for an essay is 800 words so i'm aiming for just below that to make it seem as if i mostly did it in class and just quickly finished it off or w/e
besides i'm getting a B+ for writing two sides of A4, and as long as i blame it all on easily fixable time constraints i should get off scotch free (^;
>>26235222
trips is what I'll do, but since it's easy I'm going to play bloodborne
>>26235219
I think okcupid is more of dating where tinder is hookups? i'm not sure, i've been meaning to sign up for both for a while but okcupid seems easier
>>26235200
That sucks man, just try cranking it out, I'm probably gonna play bloodborne for a while until like 2 or three and then just do that before falling asleep and finish it in the morning. Where are you in bloodborne? I'm trying to fight kos/get the ryoko (sp?)
I suggest you say "what the hay!" and throw your essay aside!
There are many more important thing (like the Goof of coarse) :^)
>>26235593
By the way, what is the story?
>>26235593
Nigga you don't understand, I legitimately have no idea how to do this shit. It's my worst subject.
I'm just at Vicar Amelia, working on a new PVP build.
>all these niggas wasting their lives
shit lads what are you doing
>>26235828
You already answered your own question.
>>26235907
just kys
better to feel nothing than feel like shit (unless you manchildren actually have fun playing video games)
>>26235931
I do have fun playing video games, so I'm not going to kill myself.