What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done robots?
>When she's working I lick her fingers and play it off as accidental.
Seriously anon? You weirdo.
I went to a legit massage place, and the first time I saw this bigger chick, I thought she was kinda cute.
She was doing my arms and i reached out and hit her boob and played it off as having a spasm
idk if this counts or not but When I was 9 years old, me and my neighbor who was 11 at the time would go behind his house, and we'd kiss and stuff, I didn't know what I was doing so I eventually sucked him off and swallowed his cum. then when I was 13 and he was 15 We 69'd and I threw up because his dick went so far down my throat.
When I was about 12~ a neighbor of mine had chickenpox and since he had to stay indoors so he wouldn't spread it other kids and I already had chickenpox so I took my playstation to his home to play with him. We would play single player games and whenever it was his turn to play I would stealthy go to his (single) mom's room, find some used underwear and start licking them. Not my highest point.
I also once when I was about 14~15 I lend a pair of sneakers to my cousin in exchange for her to let me touch her (over clothes) pussy.
>be 13 year old
>grief and sexual confusion brewing in my mind
>about to go to bed one night when I find a pair of my dad's boxers on top of the hamper in the bathroom
>pick up the boxers and find a little crusty spot of cum
>put it back down and go straight to bed, disgusted with myself
I saw a brown stain on a girl's leg, and so I promptly licked my finger and tried rubbing it off.
It was a birth mark.
>when i was like 8 or 9 my friends mom was babysitting this kid
>he was about four years younger than me.
>well one day i decided to put my balls on his face when he was sleeping.
>i used to have sex with one of my friends in like the 4th grade we would fuck each other in the ass and watch porn together. I was a fucked up kid
I am going to try creepshooting a school mate of mine who dresses like a slut and i am kind of oneitis'ing up for.
God i can already picture the video of her butt going up the stairs in my mind
>at a friends house
>randomly decide to browse porn while he was on his computer
>eventually this leads to him clearly getting turned on
>he turns it off and we go watch tv
>he puts his arms around me and does some awkward breathing thing
>eventually grabs my dick and i do the same
>after like 3 minutes of this he tells me to suck it
>end up doing it but he doesn't cum
>tells me it's my turn
>get nervous and say i have to use the bathroom
>go into his bathroom and jack off
>next tell he tells me his dad grounded him because he forgot to clear the browser history
One time this girl was sleeping in my bed with me and during the night she cuddled up to me. So I pressed my dick against her butt. Was so nervous I couldn't even get slightly hard.
Was depressing knowing if I got an erection my dick would've literally been pressing up against her pussy.
This is the only somewhat sexual thing I've done
In highschool I sat in front of this girl that wore mary janes and pantyhose and skirts basically everyday. I had a fetish for that stuff so I was insanely distracted by it and let my stupid teenage hormones get the better of me. She rested her feet on my chair and I would sneak my hand down and touch her shoes all period.
We sat in the front of the class. There was no way everyone else didn't see. I'm not sure what I was thinking but it gave me a massive fucking boner. I also unabashedly tried looking up her skirt basically every chance I got. It worked more often than not, somehow.
I never heard a peep about it from anyone, somehow. I also masturbated in class all the fucking time in another class with my hands under my coat. I would just cum in my pants and leave it there. I was a fucking moron.
In my city there are some adult theaters where they show porn. But the real attraction is that sometimes couples show up and have sex. Sometimes they will let you join in. I've fucked women when there were 20 guys in line ahead of me. One of the most memorable was when a couple was there fucking on a bed, surrounded by guys. I pushed my way into her mouth, so she's sucking me while fucking her guy. Then she somehow reaches up and starts pinching my nipples. It was so hot, but I didn't cum. I came when a 60-70 year old lady next to me started jacking me off.
I had my first lesbian experience at like 7-8 years old. i had this one friend who would always come to town for a few weeks then leave, so i'd go and stay at her house while she was visiting. but since it was a vacation house, she didnt have much toys there, so we ended up playing imaginary games and stuff. once she wanted to play doctor, and i thought it'd be fun to be the patient because i was really ticklish.
well, she fucking started giving me a "body checkup" and just feeling me up all over. eventually she reached my crotch and put her hands inside my pants, i cant remember if she put a finger inside me or not, i dont think i would have even been able to tell.
i still dont understand her. i found out she goes to an all girls school where she lives now, i saw her again when we were 13-14 and she seemed really nervous and awkward around me. i dont know if she remembered, and i dunno why she did it. maybe she just had puberty really early. im still fucked up over this, its probably what made me a lesbo.
I found my oneitis' YouTube channel and I occasionally listen to it when I want to go to sleep. He has a very calm voice and I just imagine I'm watching him play and he's explaining it to me.
> only had about a 100 views on his videos
> have to space out watching them so that he doesn't catch on he has one faithful watcher
> honestly doubt this boy remembers me or would be okay with this kind of obsession
welp such is life
>swimming in beach with other campers
>hot as fuck swim instructor giving me a boner
>haven't masturbated in weeks
>decide to swim a ways away from shore and fap in the water while staring at her from a distance, making sure nobody got near enough to see what I was doing
I also fapped in a tent right next to some sleeping campers. It's less perverted than it is pathetic really.
Went into my friends bedroom while he and another friend were home, locked the door and went through his drawers, trying to find his underwear. later on I found the pair of shorts he wore in gym, presumably dirty, and took a nice big whiff.
A few months later I was there again, and after a shower I asked him if I could borrow some clothes. His mom had given me a pair of his brothers underwear earlier, but I wanted a pair of his. He dug through his closet a found a pair of socks, and he could see he found some undies, but I changed my mind and told him I was good. Later on I went in there and there were two pairs of boxer briefs still on the floor, one gray and one red. I stuffed one of them in my face and took a giant sniff.
Neither smelled like anything, let alone him.
Jacked off alongside the tiber river in Rome across the water from the summer market. They couldn't seem but I could see them
Cut a hole in my sheet and into my foam mattress. Came in the hole every day until it smelled and looked so bad in there that I couldn't bare to put my dick in there. Then proceded to cut another hole.
I've ruined a number of sheets in my time.
You all are smalltime.
>knot drop on friday afternoon, see my friend
>be my friend not to disblame or see to it that make a lot of money
>knot to disblame or make a lot of money
>see to it that the price is right
>be friend dick in, have the cousins over for tea
>forget to notice autopsy on the man, two seconds later man dies
>forget to notice autopsy on the price, two seconds later man dies, two seconds later wipe out on the cousins over for tea
>be me, hyper-autistic khv
>get drunk-angry while shitposting
>go to oneitis' house
>hide in alley darkness watching her shadows across the curtains
>forced to run when a police cruiser shows up, apparently someone saw me there
>go home and hate-fap
>Somehow my mom's panties ended up in my dresser.
>they were red with a lacy trim and so to the touch
>Instead of acting like a normal human being and returning them, I decide to try them on.
>Really like how they look and they feel really good against my skin.
>Masturbate through the cloth
>instantanious shame and disgust at myself
>throw them in the garbage and take it out to the dumpster
This was 3 days ago
I've fapped in super close proximity to people many times, somehow never got caught. I once fapped while I was in bed with my mom and she was sleeping.
Probably the most fucked up thing I've ever done is
>have awesome best friend for 10 years
>best friend dies
>his mom is an emotional wreck, on suicide watch 24/7
>spend most of my time comforting her
>she thinks im the greatest friend ever for looking after her
>in reality I don't give a fuck and I just comfort her because I love feeling her up
>I'll just randomly hug her tight and grab her ass and thighs
>she doesn't think it's sexual at all
>I have a raging hard-on the entire time and go fap to it whenever i get home
so yeah im pretty much using my dead best friends mom for sexual gratification. beat that normies.
>be 13 years old
>doing laundry in basement
>only basement tenant is qt girl in her mid 20s
>she leaves her shoes outside her door on a mat
>stare at them every time i go by
>always think of smelling them
>start trying to get up the courage to do it some time
>heart pounding like it's going to explode from terror every time i pass
>finally do it one day
>do it again a while later
>try licking them the next time
>the next time start licking the insides where her feet rest
>finally one day get an idea
>figure out which car is hers
>watch garage from balcony at the end of the day until i see her come home
>go down to do "laundry"
>see her door clicking shut
>shoes taken off just seconds before, sitting out in the hallway as usual
>mfw i licked every fucking inch of the insides of those things clean
>mfw going back up to apartment and having a massive panic attack
>mfw going back down to check if there were cameras i didn't see, even though i'd already checked 50,000 times before
>mfw having panic attack for days that i was going to get found out and be on the news
>mfw doing it all again anyway
>Sleep over at friends house
>can't sleep since the only thing left open was the floor
>end up playing vidya late into the night
>start exploring his basement
>notice all the dirty laundry
>find his mom's underwear (she was a milf)
>proceed to fap the night away while sniffing them
>yfw she wants to go on a mother-son lingerie shopping trip
Not sure if pedo trolling or genuine delusion...
> i'm not gay. I don't hate women, i love sucking dick and taking in the ass, some men make my heart race and my palms sweat with desire and lust, and I fell in love for men before, but I'm not gay
This is you.
Nah, there's a difference.
I don't want to stick it into an infant, a child, or even an early teen. I'm driven to fantasies like that because 3d adult women are disgusting to me. It's a choice that I had to make in order to prevent myself from becoming something worse, like fapping to to mlp or actual cp.
so you don't like 3d women, but you like fingering 3d toddlers who are related to you
i molested my younger step sister when she moved in with us
>tfw prevented a number of future Stacys having a normal childhood and growing up to be mentaly healthy individuals
Feels good man ,at least i did something worthwhile with my pathetic life
>so you don't like 3d women, but you like fingering 3d toddlers who are related to you
I don't like 3d ADULT women. There's a difference. I also don't like children, but I don't hate them like adult women.
Why is this so difficult to convey?
>met me cousins for the first time when I was 15
>well, I met my "uncle's daughters"
>tfw too autistic to realize that this made them my cousins
>tfw I had the strongest push to ask someone out at that point, so I was literally on the tip of my tongue asking one of my cousins out
>I stopped because I didn't want to ask someone out in front of my dad and my uncle
>tfw I realized a couple of days later that they were related to me
>tfw I wanted to kill myself for being so retarded.
I stalk every single girl I meet. All I need is a first and a last name and I'll go digging for them through social media and always check up on them
I need help
Went to my mom's room while she was sleeping, and sucked on her toes.
I was at a packed club/bar for new years and a squeezed a random girl's butt as walked by. Feel kinda bad about it when I think back, she could have been some shy girl who finally got the courage to go out with her slutty friends and maybe I ruined her night. Is it a normal thing to grope at a night club? I had my butt squeezed and back caressed a few times that same night.
>Not the only one
I'm currently stalking about 30 girls now on social media.
Even though I've fapped to a lot of stuff I'd be embarrassed to admit, the most perverted and creepiest thing I've actually done would be staring at my 6 and 7th grade math teacher's ridiculously perfect butt. Now, that in itself isn't too bad, but she was the mom of a friend and classmate, so I do feel guilty for that.
>enjoyed touching my toddler sister's vagina when "washing" her in the bath
Just look through all of the search results, even if there are a fuck ton
when I was in 8th grade and they used paper for the roll sheets, I would look at the names and their addresses and google mape them. I knew half of where the kids lived at. I could still point them out to this day
>be me, in highschool
>hot, popular girl in the classroom before mine
>would see her leaving every day before my class entered the room
>she always takes her gum out and sticks it under the desk before leaving
>sit at her desk and stealthily pull out my cock and rub it on the gum during class
>mfw I essentially got dozens of blowjobs from one of the popular girls
>Just look through all of the search results
But I do, senapi. Maybe I need to be more specific with my searches.
> look at the names and their addresses
Unfortunately, I'm not in that position now.
>mfw I essentially got dozens of blowjobs from one of the popular girls
Back in highschool I would grope girls in the hallway at school and throw skittles down girls plumber cracks during assemblies. I would only throw the purple ones, though. I hate purple skittles, they belong in Beth and Nikki's butts instead of my mouth.
The literal most normal thing one can do.
also if their names are generic, then you're shit out of luck. I've not been able to find my high school spanish teacher than I fell for because her name is a generic mexican name
shame. She was a qt, only 5 years older than me, and I always made sure her face was the first one I saw in the morning before school started so I went to tutoring VERY often
>I came when a 60-70 year old lady next to me started jacking me off.
While my mom was sleeping i pressed my cock between her asscheeks
Oh wait, forgot the fact that I shoved my face into my sister's ass while she was sleeping one time. It was around when I was first looking up porn and got facesitting as a fetish.
>be at friend's house
>dick around on his computer since he had games and I was a poorfag
>he leaves the room to talk to his gf on phone
>remembered that its the late 90s with MSN chat being popular
>know my friend is a normie and doesn't organize his computer at all
>go to downloads
>found nudes of his girlfriend
>realize I'm not at my house
>his printer is in his home office
>hear it go off
>climb out the window and run home
>avoid talking to him for months
>Le I have no idea what I'm reading face.
>with friends for a weekend
>5 of us all sharing a bed
>Wake up at some point during the night to hear some shuffling
>Turn over quietly and see one of them masturbating in bed next to me
>Watch him masturbate to orgasm
>go back to sleep
I used to do this with friends moms and sisters socks
>tfw got caught
More please, what happened later?
>Not greentexting it
>staying at a hotel with a friend and his older sister, we were all going to some water park and shared a room
>two beds, his sister obviously got one of them to herself while I shared with friend
>as we're getting ready for bed, she comes out of a plain nightgown and for some reason says she isn't wearing any underwear
>she didn't say it in like a sexy way or anything she just sort of said it
>we all go to sleep
>wait for like a full 2 hours after everyone has slept
>take a flashlight and slowly try to sneak under her blanket just to try to get a glimpse of her vagoo
>seriously took me like an hour just to get my head under the blanket
>while my head's under the blanket, she starts to shift around and yells "PERVERT"
>back out and try to hide under the bed
>she was still asleep, she was just sleep talking
>I thank god for having mercy on me and go back to bed
>eventually end up finding a pair of her panties and fapping into them in the bathroom
>only when I came did I realize what the fuck I'd just done
>clean the everloving shit out of them as best I can with the bathroom sink
>next day, friend asks me "hey anon, did you hear my sister yelling " pervert" last night? What was up with that?"
>"I-I dunno I was asleep"
And they were none the wiser as far as I know.
>tfw pressing the tip against her anus
such a good feel, kind of wish i penetrated.
I do this all the time in crowds
Grope da booty
The tale is too long to get into and I'd rather not relive the shame that I've been repressing for years because of it. Really fucked with my life a lot and wrecked some friendships. Even deleted all social media because of rumors and whatnot
I've done almost exactly the same thing. Except I kept the panties for months in a little box in my closet to use and wear over and over again, washing them in my bathroom sink every now and then when everyone was asleep. The shame and fear of being found out eventually got to me and I cut them up into little pieces and disposed of it in a neighbors trash can
Well, I left out some parts, but I had done it the day before I got caught. The next day, I tried to do it again but she and my other cousin apparently stayed awake and caught me red-handed, so even though initially I did try to lie, eventually I admitted it.
We're all good now, though.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but they spent hours laughing at you behind your back. They berated you are told everyone and regarded you as human garbage. How autistic are you that you believe that something like that just happens?
>stole a pair of my moms panties when I was 14 and fapped while wearing them
>I fap to when I was 6 I played games with a neighborhood girl which involved showing each other how we peed (her little brother joined in sometimes too)
>at 15, cousin
who was 6 at the timeleft a pair of his gap briefs at my house once and fapped with them for weeks (too small to wear)
>always volunteer to take my little cousins to the bathroom at movies or baseball games so I can peak at their privates
>love exposing myself to younger kids so I took a shower once with my 10 year old cousin (I was 16) and fapped to his hairless dick and the thought of him seeing my grown penis for months after
>when I was in the 7th grade I went to a football camp and we all got to swim in the afternoon at the high school pool. I'd always change with the 3rd/4th graders so I could see their little circumcised penises and show my uncircumcised budding penis to them (have vivid visual memory of each penis I saw and still fap to them occasionally)
>constantly fap to elementary memories of changing in the locker room with middle schoolers before rec swimming (the thought of my friends and older kids seeing my prepubescent uncut dick still gets me permahard even tho at the time I didn't know any better)
>various other exhibitionist fantasies involving either me as a kid or other shota boys
>I got extremely hard writing all this
there's a special place in hell for me
you're fucking delusional
>giving money to aunts for sexual fun
>touch dead girls boobs at funeral
>pretend to be blind so I can accidentally touch ass
>intentionally lose bets with cousins so I could be their slave all day
Not too bad
Sexual abuse related, not sure if this counts as most perverted thing I did exactly.
When I was around 6-8 I had a remarkably qt 20-22 baby sitter that use make me stand in front of our living room's bay window and make me jerk me off while she watched. On one occasion when I was a bit older at 9-10, we went out to eat at pizza hut back when they were including spyro games in orders so I impulsively went with it, and she gave me a footjob beneath the table. I thought it was innocent at the time because it felt good, and now, I'm exclusively attracted to dominate older woman and have "sexual repression" because I couldn't get intimate with women my own age on the few occasions I've tried, so I remain a virgin to this day at 22.
>>giving money to aunts for sexual fun
>>touch dead girls boobs at funeral
Okay, I can understand that.
>>pretend to be blind so I can accidentally touch ass
Huh. I guess I'll try that next.
He intitiated it all i actually was so mentally fucked over it that i could not sleep. Im not even gay which is kind of a miracle imo.
humped my friends couch while looking at the kohls catalogue. his mom came in didnt notice me and i finished while looking at her legs. dry humped girls in 3rd grade. tell them i had a secret then took em in the woods then dry humped them till they left. dry humped my mom in bed when i was kid. dry humped my aunt. dry humped my sexy ass cousin.
>in class minding own business with a couple minutes left
>pretty cute girl in my class in front of me starts to get a nosebleed and teacher tells her to stay calm and pinch nose
>usually carry some pocket tissues because hay-fever
>quickly give her one and she says thank you over and over
>tissue is drenched in blood as class ends
>she was going to carry it around with her
>"throw that one away and take another just in case" as I give her a second one
>she chucks used one in the bin, says thanks again and her + class begins to walk out
>only one in the room so take advantage of it
>silently make way to the bin and pick up said bloody tissue
>quickly pocket it and walk out of class casually
>keep it safe so the integrity isn't damaged or tainted
>wait until I get home
>rush up to my room and pull out the tissue from safety
>inhaling and licking it as I begin furiously jerking off thinking about her
>it felt so hot feeling like I was tasting her in the moment
>scent and taste of it was making my head spin in ecstasy
>cum buckets from this new sensation/material
>kept the tissue for 4 years until I found out my younger brother found it and threw it away
>he said it was weird that I had a bloody tissue in my draw but had a go at him for going through my stuff
I have no excuse..
>roommate and his fiance are in a different state
>mfw I see an opportunity to drench her panties
>spend several days taking her panties and fucking them on their beds
>also wash them afterwards
>tfw I see that she has a perscription for a yeast infection on her desk
>panic, assuming that I will get a yeast infection from this
>tfw a length and awkward google search reveals that I'm safe.
>>she was still asleep, she was just sleep talking
May the lord bless your sweet, naive heart
Believe me, the both of them had done much more emberassing sexual things to themselves, in my circle of friends what I did was about as mild as it gets. He actually said he thought I was asexual years later, so I doubt it had much impact on either of their lives.
Well this one aunt had a meth addiction and she had no money so I offered her $20 for whatever she was willing to do and she gave me a handy and blowjob and even let me cum in her mouth. 6.5/10 bj
>be me 10 years old
>swimming at the y
>in a class with a mix of boys and girls
>all of us are swimming forwards
>loved to swim fast so i would always accidentally hit people
>kept touching this one girls ass with my face by accident
>didnt even like her
>got in trouble anyways couldn't even see infront of me the way i was swimming so not my fault
stopped swimming after a while since pubery kicked in and i got really big
man boobsso i was really self concious
Cute girl kept sitting next to me on the bus, I asked for advice on r9k and people said that the fact that she was leaning up against me was a sign that she wanted me to finger her.
I stroked her thigh and she was obviously into it since she started pressing herself against me. When we made it to our stop, she was right in front of me as we stood up to get off(lol), I grabbed her hips and pressed her ass against my dick as we were walking out. She started grinding me.
She stopped taking the bus after that, I saw her a few times after that but she just avoided eye contact. Fucking roasties man.
When I was 12 I spent the night with my cousins at a relatives including a girl cousin who was younger. When everyone was asleep I woke up incredibly horny and started to play with her pussy while she was asleep. I fondled her then pulled her panties to the side and licked her pussy. I think I may have even tried to fuck her at one point but there was no way I was getting my dick in. Looking back I'm not sure how I did all that and she didn't wake up. Maybe she did and just pretended to be asleep. I don't know. We were always pretty close even after that, though never anything sexual. This isn't something I'm particularly proud of.
will do anon
>have friend over also 14
>brother is there too, he was 21 at the time
>this is the same aunt I got a bj and handy from 2 years later
>so my aunt is over for the weekend
>she is pretty chill about things
>she had some weed, we all smoke
>my friend and I being the horny fucks we were
started making sexual comments about her boobs
>she laughs it off
>we get finished smoking, go inside
>she is just chilling and my friend and I have an idea to drug her with sleeping pills
>consult with bro, he says go for it
>we get mums sleeping pills crunch them up and slip them into her drink
>pizza hut back when they were including spyro games in orders
those sure were the days my friend. unless the ran the same promotion several years later you should be in your thirties though. so i'm calling shenanigans on your fapfic anon.
When I was 13 my parents hired me a black math tutor and she was fucking hot. She would come over and help me with my homework as well as help me study for any up coming tests. Anyways after she would leave and everyone in my house went upstairs I would sniff and rub my dick where she was sitting.
And that is when I became sexually attracted to black women.
>Travel with my parents to Vietnam to visit family friends
>Played with their daughters when I was ~4, now they're my age and busty as hell
>"Well Anon, since Nadia and Stacy are going to their boyfriends houses tonight, you can have their room."
>After dinner, go up and take a shower
>Notice panties on the floor
>Bend down really close, all of my naked, wet, 200 lbs of flab
>It has a shit streak going down the back
>Find a jar of Vaseline in the cabinet
>Stuff the panties shit-end first into my mouth
>Start stroking it
>Edge for hours, don't even care about the sound, tasting the shit ever so slightly in my mouth
>It gets really hot in Vietnam, so her bra on the floor has her crusted scent on it as well, probably
>I bend over to get the bra, I notice the door
>The door has slats
>The maid could probably hear the soft sound of slick hand on cut penis
>I keep going for another hour anyway
I haven't felt this uncomfortable for a while
On it again, anon.
>so we get the crunched up pills in her drink
>we weren't even sure if it was going to work
>we sit there for about 20 mins
>she says she is about to pass out on the couch
>we say goodnight and pretend to go to room
>we wait in kitchen for about 10 mins
>go back in living room call her name no response
>shake leg she doesn't wake up
>my friends feels her ass a little bit
>shes dead asleep
>small celebration dance
>we decide we should play with her ass more
>pull down her shorts a lil and start to feel it
>boners like crazy
>my friend takes out his cock and rubs it against her ass
>I do the same
>we decide its time to go to the pussy
My bedroom is on the top floor of a two story house
House next door is a one story
The houses are about 10 feet apart
My window looks down on the bathroom window of the girl who lives next door
The window looks into the bathtub, shower, I can also see the mirror above the sink
There is a bush and a fence in front of the window, so there is no curtain, but I can look down and see right in
She takes a shower every night, usually by candlelight
For 2 years I have been jacking off every night watching her bathe, shower and go to the toilet
I know every inch of her body, I have watched her masturbate in the bathtub
I admit what I am doing is pretty creepy, but jacking off watching her is as close as I have ever been to having sex with another person
Jacking while she touches herself, are the greatest moments of my life, I can tell when she is about to orgasm and we climax at the same time, it is almost like we are are having sex together
I am absolutely, totally, completely in love with her
I know it is fucked up, I live at home and help my mom, since my dad died, I have a part time job custodian job at our community recreation center
I am convinced I could make her fall in love with me if I could spend time alone with her, with my income, moms social security and the pension from my dad, she would never need anything
The main problem is our ages, and the fact I am afraid to speak to her, I have nodded to her a couple of time when I leave the house to walk to my job, I will be 34 in June and she will start going to my old high school next fall
I am in love and it is killing me
Looking at her every night I want her so bad, I love her, and I know I could make her love me
I know she love me too, she just doesn't know it, yet
I was at English bay or second beach in Vancouver Canada, I forget.
Anyway women are permitted to be topless.
There was this teenage beauty with double d breast and I swam out, waddled and masturbated while looking at her, crowded beach early afternoon and I hoped the waves would carry my cum to her.
I also came in a girls coffee when she went out to get something at the corner store.
>I will be 34 in June and she will start going to my old high school next fall
Oh my god, and here I was thinking that she was a hot 22 year old. i still say that you should bang her though.
Thanks anon, I'm a little flattered actually.
I was a horny degenerate looking for new material, what can I say? Clothing and objects touched by a girl wasn't enough, needed something more raw and that day just sparked an interest.
>stole friend's sister's panties
>pretty nifty at it too
>would wait until they were asleep
>go into their laundry hamper in the bathroom
>either wore them under my boxers or snuck them out inside my blanket (there was a little tear at the seam were I could put stuff into it)
>no one was any the wiser
sorry just seeing if people are still interested
>so we start feeling her pussy
>she moans a little bit
>startled we think shes waking up
>stop touching her but she doesn't wake up
>relief so we continue to touch her pussy
>friend starts fingering her lightly
>kinda shocked that this is really working
>I start lightly fingering too
>wet as fuck
>I decide to go play with the boobies while friend fingers
>thankfully she passed out where we had access to everything
>I'm playing with boobs and the boner is becoming unreal
>notice friend has cock out and rubbing against pussy
>I take mine out and start jerking over her face
>brother walks in oh fuck
>he looks at us like we are idiots but laughs
>continue jerking over her face
>get a little brave and put dick on lips
>about to blow
>I explode on her face
>she moves a little but still out cold
>friend asks me if he can stick it in her a lil
>he puts tips in
>ask me if I want to join in
>still have semi boner so I agree
>takes turns until we finish
>pull her shorts back up
>walk upstairs to room
Hope you got some enjoyment out of my incestuous adventure anons
>also closeted fag
>have a foot fetish
>friend spends the night, sleeps on couch adjacent to mine
>wake up really early for some reason and see he's passed out but his feet are sticking out from the blanket
>quietly crawl over and jerk off while carefully rubbing my face on his feet
>climax without waking him up
>go back to sleep and he was none the wiser
It also gave me a fetish for doing things to sleeping/ unconscious people
>would wear her panties and the clothes I could find
>usually end up wearing her outfits sans shoes
>sometimes would put on her makeup she left in the bathroom
>once in awhile put one of her pads on the bottom of her panties all while I was dressed up
I'm so fucking ashamed. But that's over with, now I just buy pantsu and wear them in the privacy of my own room
You fucking retard why would you do that? I jerked off in a school bathroom twice, but in the middle of class where everyone will see you? That's some next level retardation.
that's funny, at a HS party I repeatedly sniped a girl named Nikki's cleavage with bottle caps from across the room. she complained to my white knight friend that I was creepy and he tried to lecture me. at the next party she was all over me
Sooooo, you wanna run that by me again?
>Annoying clingy girl friend of ours wants to have a physical relationship with us
>Me and sister have this idea that we'd give her more than she bargained for and together fuck her dirty, just ruin her
>End up double-teaming the girl into a mess but to her credit she takes it
>After we let her into a relationship with us
It was pretty perverted and me and my sister got some action which was weird but overall we enjoyed ourselves.
To clarify: I knew he wanted to fuck her, I knew she knew he wanted to fuck her; I still got her alone before he did, let her know I knew all about their wannabe affair, and convinced her to spend the weekend at my apartment while my dad tried to contact her.
Fucking Chad and Stacey
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When I turned 22, my dad invited me on vacation, & the hotel we stayed at was owned by the hottest milf I'd seen in my life. She had been a swimsuit model, & knew my dad through her husband, who was this muscular dude who wasn't around much. My dad was clumsily making moves on her from the start, inviting her on trips. I too flirted with her but both cockily & cautiously, making sure she knew I was doing so but so neither my dad nor her husband did. She would act annoyed & offended at me, but wouldn't do anything to stop me, while being flirty with my dad. I kept it up, since she would both never stop me and keep it a secret from everyone else.
Eventually she started inviting another milf about her age in order to, i guess, get me off her. Instead of doing that I flirted with both of them, & made sure to use the new milf to make the 1st milf jealous. I kept making sure to just outmaneuver my dad with both milfs (so that they would notice), & keep the 1st milf guessing on whether I was still flirting with her or not, & on whether I had fucked her friend or not.
Then, before leaving the hotel, she came to my dad & told him she wanted to travel to our city in two weeks, on her own. My dad was eager to invite her, & they exchanged phone numbers. I ignored her then, but waited until my dad wasn't around, wrote down my e-mail, turned up the flirting & the inappropriate-for-a-married-woman touching, & told her to first let me know when she would be arriving so I could pick her up at the airport. Two weeks later, she did. When she arrived I asked her if she had let my dad know because "I hadn't told him she was coming". She said "not yet". So I told her, very matter-of-factly, "yeah, we won't tell him". She didn't answer, but also didn't tell him.
So then I drove her to my dad's apartment (which was where I lived while going to uni), *let her know it was my dad's apartment* & we just spent the weekend fucking as nastily as the situation warranted.
When I was in high school I went over to a friends house often
Sometimes I would steal his sisters panties while pretending to go to the toilet
I would then go home and fap furiously
I also stole some of her socks once
>Kissed my sister with tongue in public when we were both kids
>Showed her how to masturbate
>Forced my friend to pee in the bathtub so I could step in it, used to steal her pants after she'd pee herself
>Masturbated in public from age 6-14
>Masturbated on my friend's bed that she and her boyfriend sleep in
btw I'm a girl.
>>climb out the window and run home
>be sick from school
>fapping on only computer in house
>computer basically in main fucking hallway
>front door has huge glass frames
>watching some shit on newgrounds (pretty sure it was "foamy fucks germaine"
>76% of the way to cumming
>see something in the corner of my eye
>fucking black guy at my front door
>backflip out of the shitty office chair I was in and run into the kitchen
>ducking on other side of kitchen island concealing by boner for some reason.
>wait like 30 minutes, still naked at the waist, pants are on railing near computer
>creep back over the computer and clear history and re-pants myself in shame
Growing up my mom was kind of a slut and regularly saw guys. She would also often get blackout drunk and pass out in bed. Well a few times in my early teens I went and fucked her while she was out of it.
Years later I found out she knew but didn't care if it helped settle my hormones and worked towards me getting a gf.
>borrow book from girl at school
>her bookmark is still in the book halfway through
>suddenly get really horny
>start fapping to it and then cum all over it
>gave it back to her eventually and she never even noticed
Made a collage of pics from girls facebooks who I knew so I could fap to them all at the same time
I fear my intrusive thoughts will manifest as evil given shape.
I would never go into a setting like that.
Because I feel like some part of me would carry around a small sewing needle and attack people in places you really, really don't want to be attacked.
Just as punishment for being in a setting like that in the first place.
I protect myself by not being there at this very moment.
When I was like 13 I used the cat to whack it. I didn't actually fuck the cat, I just rubbed my dick on her fur because it was incredibly soft. I did it for only a minute or two and did not finish.
My mom walked in on me. I was completely stunned. She walked away laughing. We've never spoken about it. I never did it again.
>tfw you never had a sexual childhood
Some creepy kid in the neighborhood wanted to see my dick, or show each other dicks.
So we went down to the lake wall and he pulled his dick out and made me pull out mine.
I got embarrassed pretty quickly and tucked it away though.
>Nothing wrong with my choices
>btw i've fondled a toddler
Pretty sure I had a similar experience to this with a girl around the same age, except I was a boy. Idk why you're fucked up over this its not a big deal and lots of kids have experiences like this.
My math teacher in 7th grade was so hot. I sat there and rubbed one off in class while I fantasized about her. Nobody noticed, even though I was sitting in the front. A girl was literally sitting right next to me as I stimulated my disgusting little peepee and she didn't notice.
>on uni placement with grill
>she's sexy and popular, I'm strange and shy but we become good friends
>she seems to blur the lines of friendship, flirts etc
>she is fucking a guy who treats her like shit
>her and I will make plans and halfway through hanging out she will ditch me for him if he rings
>happens countless times
>tells me we can get drunk and kiss
>she tells me to start drinking one night and she'll be back to student accomodation once she'd left his place
>she shows up hours later, I'm pretty drunk already
>she soon says "I'm going to go back to his house... you can use my laptop if you want?"
>wtf.png... I have my own laptop but anyway...
>mad as hell
>go on her computer and thru her recycle bin... bingo... lots and lots of nudes
>still act shitty with her next day... but quietly satisfied with myself
we ended up together a while later for 2 years
Messed around with this chicks panties, but judging by the amount of threads I see about doing this, I guess it's not that creepy by 4chan standards.
>dogsitting for a neighbor family
>had a qt daughter my age, was like 16 at the time
>first night I went over to check on the dog
>realized I was the only one there
>went to the daughters room to snoop around
>discovered panty drawer
>sniffed but they were all freshly laundered and didn't really smell like anything
>grab a pair anyway
>lay down on her bed
>wrap them around my johnson
>masturbate like a zoo animal
Did it a couple more times that weekend.
I went into the bathroom of this one bank that was across the street from my middle school every day after school to fap in one of their stalls. I don't know quite why I chose that particular place or why I didn't just wait to go home to do so.
when i was 9 or so i tried to rape the neighbors dog but it was too small so i killed it. they never found out i did it
>Parents elect for me to help out at a local farm that always took on a lot of local kids for help and work experience
>End up having fun taking care of the animals, especially the goats, sheep, and horses
>Take one of the mares back to her stable and decide to spend extra time brushing her
>She starts 'winking,' meaning her vagina starts flaring open and closed, meaning she's in heat
>Intend to just slip a finger into her curiously
>Feel my entire hand slide easily into her
>Start pumping my hand into her while the other plays with her clit
>She squats and cums, gushing all over my arm
>Whip out my dick and stand awkwardly on a bucket to slide into her
>Fuck her hard and fast and cum in her
>Mom picks me up as I reek of horse pussy
That was my first but by far not my last experience that summer
>Continue to play with the mares regularly and also slip fingers into most anything else with a pussy
>Start hanging out with older boy who worked and lived on the ranch
>Makes a lot of comments about the horses and goats, kind of hinting at having fucked them
>Finally just ask outright if he's done it
>He leads me back to the goat pen
>Snags one of the goats and starts to finger her
>Goat gets immediately wet, bucking back against his fingers
>Asks if I want to go first or second
>Take first. He kneels in front of her to keep her steady while I fuck her
>Super tight and wet, easily able to get me balls deep, a lot tighter and better than the mare
>Bust my load, swap places, he takes sloppy seconds
>Has her bleating really loud, all the other goats watching
>Realize on the ride home that while it doesn't mean much, I just fucked a mother in front of her children and family.
That was beautiful anon, got any more?
OK, one more, probably the most shameful
>Have been active with the animals for a while now
>Farmhand and owner both know, occasionally join in
>Parents so happy that I'm working so hard at my summer job
>Get tasked with helping one of the stallion mount one of the mares
>Horse sex is fucking brutal normally with lots of kicking and biting, so I need to get her tied up
>Guide his 18" cock into her
>Horses cum immediately, so he hilts, cums, and pulls out
>Help her back to the pen
>Immediately mash my face into her cunt to eat her out
>She flares and spurts out the stallions's cum into my mouth
>No choice but to swallow as she keeps oozing a mix of stallion cum and her own juices
>Get drenched, use it to jerk off while eating her out
>End up needing a shower in the farm house from just how filthy I was after
you done fucked up now, friend
Oh, constantly. I didn't want to get too gay, but we fucked like rabbits. Best time we ever had, the farm dog, a great dane, mounted and knotted him... then I went... then the owner went. He was just filled to the limit.
>I'm probably one of the biggest used panties fappers out there
>had a step sister and two female cousins my age
>continued my debauchery into college
>no cameras in laundry room
>did security at waterfront center
>girls crew and sailing locker rooms are my domain
>one time sneaked into unlocked girl's dorm room (they were gone for the weekend)
>eventually flunk out for unrelated reasons
>last night there was the day after exams
>campus is abandoned
>biding my time, my shit's packed, not really liking life anyway
>decided to do some "exploring"
>find room of girl I crushed on
>knock (remember a burglar will almost always knock first)
>nervous as fuck, head on pivot, palms sweaty, planning excuses should I be caught
>open the door and slip in
>pitch fucking black
>smart enough not to turn on lights
>fumbling around a little, eyes slowly adjusting
>feel something soft and warm
>hours go by
>hear her mumble, "who's there"
>obviously not really awake, maybe still essentially sleeping
>whisper "sorry sorry sorry wrong room" as I GTFO
>do fastest least attention getting run ever back to my wing of the dorm
>think only a few of us on campus still
>decide to spend the night in the seniors only lounge
>nervous as fuck trying to sleep and come up with excuse/alibi
>early the next morning
>don't even look back as I get into the cab for the airport
>check her social media for days and weeks
>never see anything
Months later it was my birthday or something and she posed a weird comment, nothing sinister, but maybe suspect. Amazed I didn't go to jail for that one.
>be me 15 years old
>Mom has a friend with a 9/10 daughter
>she was like 19
>They come over for whatever reason
>Had a huge scat fetish
>she uses the bathroom
>went in right after her
>dug through the shitty toilet paper.
>Started sniffing used toilet paper for that 19 year old poon/bung hole scent.
> Smelled the shot paper
>Don't even know if she pooped
Used to do this at my friends houses with hot sisters or moms.
I've told this story before
>Got back from the war and used the GI Bill to go to uni
>Was doing well, but missed the adrenaline
>Girl from one of my classes invited me over for coffee; it was nice, she was nice, etc.
>I came back later that night and essentially broke in to her apartment. Watched her sleep, watched her room mate sleep
>It became a thing - I would spend a week or two figuring out the details of some girl, preferably living alone; I would slip in, look around, and leave
>After the 4th time made sure to do it when the woman or women were awake; I would ghost around their place while they were eating or showering or something
>About the 8th time I had just slipped into a bathroom while she was showering, brushed my teeth with her stuff, and left when it hit me
>WTF was I doing?
>I wasn't robbing them
>I wasn't even fapping over it
>I was doing my best so the'd never even know
>never did it again, never wanted to
I guess it was just for the adrenaline
I don't even know how to approach this one lmao
Ok here are two
>10 years old
>have a family dog we all love, but me most of all she was my birthday dog
>one day i'm getting changed and playing with my dog and she licks my dick
>licks it really needily and doesn't stop
>i come in a matter of seconds
>start regularly sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night so she can lick me to orgasm
>she dies a year later of leukaemia which I blamed on myself as a punishment from god
>15 years old
>have been masturbating for years to make up for the lack of affection from people and the guilt of losing my dog
>5 year old nephew is sleeping over
>decide to sit on the end of his bed and start masturbating
>a few seconds later realise what the hell I'm doing and run to my room to feel disgusted with myself
question: why would people not just flush the toilet paper?
is this an american thing? are you told not to flush paper because the pipes are too low quality or something?
once an indian girl put her shitty toilet paper in the bin I keep the plunger and toilet brush in because she thought it was for trash, but thats understandable since toilets are a foreign concept to her
most american households can't flush toilet paper due to low quality pipes. however it's getting better I've read that 2015 almost 45 % were able to flush the toilet with paper in it.
>16 years old
>have sexy gf with big tits
>mother and younger sister also cute and mother even bigger tits
>help younger sister with homework
>touch her on legs etc when i'm explaining something
>get boner while explaining
>other day gf still in shower, mother opens door with sexy nightdress and her big tits
>try to hide boner while talking with her
>looks at my boner
>other day steal underwear from daughter and mother from cupboard
>cum in it at home let it dry
>put it back in cupboard next day
>repeated several times
>my gf never noticed
>no one else ever notices i guess
>still don't know why i did it since gf was hotter than sister and mum
>be me 19 years old
>had a 9/10 female friend sleeping in my bed after heavy party with lots of alcohol
>started touching boobs and stuff
>she doesnt wake up
>too many clothes on to finger or anything like that
>end up rubbing my penis at and between her lips
>shes too drunk to wake up
>cum between her lips
>tfw i actually came between her lips without her even noticing
I "accidentally" rubbed my ex's anus and then went to the bathroom and sucked my finger whilst masturbating.
I sat over my cat and ejaculated on his face when I was like 15. I felt really guilty afterwards and like he knew what I had done.
>on vacation with cousin's daughter, in my teens, she's about ten
>watching a movie in same bed, sandwiched between her and her brother while we're all in pajamas and she's just in a long tee and undies
>get a boner and just hope they don't notice
>following day I accidentally walk in on her changing in the bathroom and see her topless
She didn't like me at all though. Made me feel kind of gross.
>Work at the office
>Taked the cup of my female hot co-worker
>Licked every part of the cup
>put the cup in the cupboard again
>jerked off and pissed around 100ml in the water boiler
>hot female coworker is coming
>put the hard cock back in my pants
>she taked her cup and the water boiler
>filled the water boiler with water (my piss is still in)
>She maked a tea with my piss and the licked cup.
>She drunk my piss and i jerked off hard
>stay with sister and her friend at their house
>drink about half a bottle of smirnoff to myself, they where drinking whiskey
>her and her friend usually sleep together in the double bed
>her friend gave me another mattress to sleep on but my sister wants to stay with me for the night
>lay there awake for hours as we are cuddling having time of my life
>her friend gets up for work at about 5am so we both get into the comfy double bed
>shes asleep in about 5 minutes with my arms around her
>couple hours go by and ive been rock solid for some time
>decide to masturbate while next to her
>laid on my back left hand on my dick right hand down her leggings on her ass
>fully going for it just groping and smelling her
>start rubbing my fingers against her pussy outside the pants
>came on my side of the bed and used the sheet to mop it up
>went to sleep and the next day she had no idea
>work as some kind of gardener
>client leaves house, told me before if i had to take a piss i could go to a hidden croner in the garden and do my business
>go to said corner
>felt the whole day paranoid
>be drunk as hell
>get home on foot from city because oneitis' house is on the way and hey maybe she'll be outside at 4 a.m.
>go to house
>cum on the door
>be me 14yo
>Sissers friends visit apartement
>locked my room and holding position
>females bitching in kitchen
>had to shit very hard
>ignored for a long
>they went to bathroom for hours
guts hurt so hard, they could expand very fast every moment
>had to move very fast - plan b.exe
>took plastic bowl from kitchen
>considered if this is real life for some minutes
yes it was
>sat on edge of it and the ork baby just escaped softly
>huge brown worm released
>looked at it for a while
>hide it in a bag under bed and sealed it; adventure is done
no achievement unlocked
>back to the internet
I have collected close to 50 gigs of creepshot pics/vids of my classmates over the past 6 years or so.
Mostly naked feet/legs shit (muh fetish), but twice I got really great shots on the beach, bikini and all. Greatest vid is of this girl who sat next to me in biology class and kept taking off her ballerinas and playing around with her feet. Fapped many times to that...
Don't think anyone ever noticed, did all of it with my phone.
Can't they not arrest you if you post something, cause they can't prove that it's real.
For example, tendies stories. Actions in those stories are almost certainly fictitious, but then again, the cops don't know if it's real or fake.
>tfw raging lesbian sister fetish
PLEASE BE MY ONEESAN
I used to work in the retail shop of a local kids' zoo. One day on my break I went to the public toilets and had a wank, thinking I was being totally silent.
Of course I was 16 at the time and looking back on it I didn't have anywhere near the wanking skillset required for that. I wonder how many people/kids heard me, or if anyone reported something.
Wait, you sucked his dick but then got nervous about him sucking yours? The fuck?
God some of these are lame. "Oh holy shit you guys I masturbated in a public toilet once, oh no I still cringe thinking about it."
I can't be bothered to get into the lengthy catalog of disgusting things I've done over the years, which I've often discoursed on in various threads of this nature, but I'll just give you the one that normally gets everyone's attention.
On about 15 separate occasions I fully ate (swallowed and digested) my girlfriend's shit, taking it from the toilet bowl, having been left there by our weak-as-fuck flush in an apartment we used to live in. I don't do it anymore, but doing it was the most aroused I've ever felt.
I started jerking off in class one day and some of my buddies even noticed. I was a class clown back then tho so nobody (not even me) gave a fuck. I grew up to be a massively paranoid fuck that doesn't ever do anything out of the ordinary in public tho so I guess I'm not a >half retard
what are you saying ???
you win asshole.
>At Uncle's house
>My 9/10 cousin(same age) left her panties in her room and went god knows where
>Pick it up
>Jerk off with them in my hand
>Cum on it
>Throw it in the laundry basket
I dont know why but i never went there
>locked in my room studying physics
>masturbate when i cant figure out answer
>listen to a bunch of erotic hypnosis tapes
>cum hands free in my pants in the middle of my electricity and magnetism final
not even lying
Similar story: Brit Edition
>Red nose day (Charity event) and we have to do fancy dress at school
>Have long hair and hate trannies, go as one in sisters dress to upset the school's only tranny
>girls doing my makeup and straightening my hair
>"omg anon you don't have a bra!! lol ill get you one xD"
>rushed off with 3 girls to door of girls bathroom
>stacy comes out with a pink and blue bra and loads of toilet roll, puts it on me
>bra stinks of perfume
>end of day and we get to leave early, rushed home 'forgetting' to return the bra
>cum buckets for the next two weeks (half term so had two weeks off) whilst this bra is strapped to my face
>Stacy asked about her bra and I had it with me day 1 saying I forgot but my mum washed it for her
6 years later I smelt the perfume off a girl I passed at university, was seriously tempted to just ask her what she was wearing but to this day I think it may have been scented deodorant
autism booted in and I never asked that stacy what it was
I'll find it, I'll buy it, I'll fap over it
>make vision to hot girl on road
>i ambulatory to her
>she try go away
>faster than her, am like tiger chase rabbit, she slow enough
>she query "what want"
>i respond "cat"
>she receive naked
>i sex her in road
>shout 'fuck off i preoccupy with sex the cat'
>taxi commander exit
>punch face and commander defeat
>girl scream 'what you do'
>i say "shut fuck"
>arrive in her cat
>feces so money
Gonna greentext it
>New Years, 2007
>oneitis is part of my friend group, came over to the party
>1 am, party stops, they sleep over
>guest bed disheveled when they get up
>they go downstairs
>i go in to "clean" it
>smell all the ass in the world
>take off covers
>brown spot that wasn't there before
>she took off her pants
>smelled it, came on it, stole dirty panties
>mfw i think she noticed
>mfw she didn't mind
>just talking to my group of friends when i notice
>9/10 crush is there
>three hours later everyone is fucked up on drugs or vodka
>notice crush is passed out in an upstairs bedroom
>go inside, lock door
>pull down her pants
>finger pussy, get her wet
>she moans a little bit, still asleep though
>stick dick in for a minute or two, she's still blacked out
>take dick out, stick it in her ass
>thrust for three minutes before cumming
>leave room and party
>she never figured out who did it
>13-14 yo boy
>me and 15yo gf decide we're going to have sex with my dog
>she sneaks over to my house late one night
>dog licks us both
>we decide for me to go first
>I let my dog jump up and start boning me
>it sinks in penis in me
>suddenly its knot expands in my ass
>I scream in pain
>luckily knot pops out before full sized
>my ass is wrecked
>mum hears me scream and comes down to my door
>ANON ARE YOU OK?
>I'm fine mum I just banged my toe
>Oh...ok Anon I love you
>Gf doesn't want to do it after seeing what happened to me
>let dog violate me for nothing
>at cousin's house
>she's taking a shower
>badly have to take a shit
>go in the bathroom
>drop my pants and sit down
>mfw transparent curtains
Did you fug later?
Or in the shower?
And did you use your shit as lube?
Asked my Junior High French teacher to go out to the dance with me then begged her for a hug
when i was 15 I snuck a gopro under my shirt and took a video of this chick in my biology class that sat across from me who had like huge tits, but she was fat too but it was okay bc im into that and she was drinking a bottle of gatorade that day and eating snacks and she offered me some and it showed up in the video her leaning over the table to hand me some chips and the camera got a close up of her cleavage and ohh god ellie you are so hot
Im gay, and I rim my boyfriend, we hold sharp knives to each other during sex sometimes, im a powerbottom, so I put im in the accordion position (pic related)
>friend invites me to go to his older sisters house for some reason
>they have leisure suit larry on xbox
>we're both playing in their gaming room
>both masturbate in front of each other to virtual nude lady bouncing on trampoline
>finish and don't say a single word of what we've done, still not to this day
>mfw his sister later jokingly asks us if we played leisure suit larry
>stalked my first oneitis in highschool
>felt up girls pussies at a pool party
>jerked of in my mom's silk panties
>stole sexy photos from girls' computers
>fingered girls who were blacked out while I fapped whenever my roommate threw a house party
>stoop and poop in my hand then drop it in the toilet bowl
Stooping makes it easier to poop big long poops
>collected japanese nude 'art' books with lolis in them
>left my shit in couple's spots in the park
>keyed a woman's name in some random normie's car
This shit happened yesterday actually. I asked my friends little sister for a "favor" and she told her sister and I got called out like an hour ago. Don't do drugs kids.
What I got from this: this poster is an autopsist performing an autopsy on a patient that "died" from exposure to some radioactive isotope. A prostitute (who goes by the name "Cousin") pays him a visit and they fuck, but then he realizes that the patient was alive all the time and now is dying from autopsy.
Still can't figure out what the fuck knots have to do with this though
I have a cringey masturbation story, too.
Maybe 4 or 5 years ago when I was in 8th grade/freshman year
My brothers and a cousin and I all shared a room at my grandma's house at the shore. We had bunk beds. There were two sets of bunks and one smaller non-bunk bed for my youngest brother. I was promoted to the top bunk. I decided I really, really wanted to fap, for whatever reason, and I didn't want to do it in the bathroom because everyone was asleep so they'd obviously hear.
So I did in the bed, surrounded by my 3 brothers and cousin.
Basically I laid on my back and put my knee up to make my sheets like a teepee, so that no one could see my arm jerking it. I never came, don't know what I would have done if I did.
Resident tranny tripfag here. Anybody want me to greentext my sexual exploits? Mostly threesomes and light sub/dom stuff.
Kinda hard, but only because we're like .3% of the population. We're typically pretty lonely and affection starved though so if you meet one you might have a shot.
kk here I go anons stay tuned