What's for dinner robots? Pic related.

Overcooked hot dogs

Tastes gross when it's too soft

>>26233568
Needs some vegetables senpai

got sum chick-fil-a my nigga

ur shit looks good OP

to much butter retard

Just moved to an apartment and don't have Internet yet so I'm teaching myself to cook out of boredom.

Tonight I'm going to do baked chicken breast with Brussel sprouts, onion, mushroom, parsnips and carrots

>>26233834
wimmin love guys that can cook, get gud and score a qt

>>26233925
That's definitely the goal. Recently got a slow cooker too, and been doing a lot witg that. But I feel like it's kinda cheating because I just throw a bunch of shit in a pot and leave it for 8 hours

>>26233963
don't think of it like that, it takes practice to figure out what works together and what doesn't even if you're just throwing in a pot. have you looked at "tasty" recipes? i want to try making some things from there but i don't have time to experiment

>>26233568
What the fuck is wrong with you? HM?

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making weight

>>26234104
That's a good point, haha and I definitely need to work on that. Especially more about herbs/spices

Actually havent, but thanks for the suggestion. Just poking around on there a little bit and I've already started a list of things I want to try.

Think tomorrow I'm going to give creamy parmesan, mushroom and pea risotto bowl tomorrow

>>26234336
Are those chickpeas?
This cunt knows what he's doing.

>>26234360
nah its just chicken and bacon in a shitty out of the jar sauce with pasta. chocolate protein shake and a banana to accompany. just finished work and threw it together... although i do love chickpeas and i love the texture of them too

A famous bowl with cheese curds. So bad for you it's unbelievable but damn it it isn't tasty.

I had Johnny Rockets, 2 bucks for unlimited fries so thats nice.

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>>26233568
Tacos bitches B)

Instant curry noodles
cooking is for hedonists

>>26234658
Piss off, Raji

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Hamburger and a hotdog too..... I want to have a bbq

>>26233568
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>>26235437
Disgusting shit-tier food, and I bet all of you are huge fat fucks.

>>26235510
>not getting my tim and eric reference

>>26235526
I don't watch faggy ass shows.

6 oz chicken breast
2 cups mixed kale salad
1/2 cup microwaved oatmeal (or black beans)
1 cup eggwhites cooked into an omelette

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Meal 1/3

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Meal 2/3

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Meal 3/3

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>>26235708

How did you manage to make 3 different things that all look like vomit?

>>26235687
>>26235699
>>26235708
All I can eat is this, because if I consume:
>Rice
>Oats (quick-cook rolled oats, rolled oats, etc)
>Red meat
>Any bread (it is all shit-tier I know)
>Black beans
>Lentils
>Green split peas
>Sweet potatoes
>Red potatoes (or any potatoes)
>Chicken
>Pasta of any kind

I get severe constipation, bloating, and pretty much lose my mind (really bad). It also puts me to sleep and I have tried to figure out what is wrong with me, but nobody can help me. It is terrible and is ruining my life. Do any of you know what this is? Thanks if you can help.

>>26235856
Sounds like Crohn's or colitis

>>26235856
Also, if I consume any highly processed food it is even worse.

>>26235856
Yes, but do you have to make it look that disgusting? Most of those things would be fine on their own.

>>26235912
hmm i think celiac. i have crohns disease and hte stuff in his picture looks like it would exacerbate symptoms. for me all the stuff he listed is what i prefer like rice, chicken, pasta, etc. processed food, fried food, raw vegetables/fruits, anything with seeds is what messes my stomach up.

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>>26233568
>want to cook something nice
>there's people in the kitchen
>I don't like to cook when there's people in the kitchn
>give up on the idea
>tfw fell for the meme of sharing rent

Share an aparment, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Fuck this shit. I'll find a new place by the end of this month, even if I have to live under a bridge (As long as there are no other homeless people). I had enough of this. At least a robot should feel comfortable in his own house.

>>26235699
Why the Fuck did you put it in a measuring cup?

>>26236008
Honeslty idk what you're talking about. I would eat that in a second

>>26236064
I fell for the same meme. Moved into my new spot 2 1/2 weeks ago and it is fucking glorious

>>26236111
Get the recipe and post videos. I dont have any money but I can send you some rice krispies treats if you do it.

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Love this dish ...simple and good!

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master race reporting senpai

I'm making mackeral nitsuke-style, short grain rice, and roasted asparagus with miso.

>>26236138
Send me the recipe and I'll do it tomorrow night

>>26236149

Gatorade zombie turkey. Interdasting.

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Straight from the robot's cook book. I added a diced hotpepper to it for extra zest.

Funny thing about getti is the flavor is all in the sauce and it tastes just like any expensive, fancier italian food. Pizza, Lasagna..you name it. And it takes 10 minutes to make.

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found ops favorite

Mangu with some eggs.

>>26236574
Look out guys! We have a master chef here.

>>26236531
It's fucking poweraide you autistic Fuck!!#

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>>26236574
is that mom's spaghetti, dawg?

>>26236477
Why the fuck would I have the recipe?

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ramen with beef and broccoli

had chicken alfredo

wish it was tendies tho t b h

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Some plain rice soaked in this fish + its marinade

This poorfag feast has saved me from starvation too many times.

>>26237046
they look like crappy instant noodles, not proper ramen.

>>26236748
>>26236781

10 minutes. All you have to do is buy grated parmesan cheese, some fancy Newmans' Own spagetti sauce or "pasta sauce" if you want to be pretentious. And then spaghetti. When you mix those three ingredients it tastes just like any other Italian food.

It's as cheap as Ramen Noodles for people on a budget.

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>>26237187
Looks fine to me

>>26237187
>proper ramen
I have to eat anon If I was going to eat nice proper food I'd eat steak or ribs

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>>26237187
>proper ramen
>proper

>>26237273
ah, ramen is a brand name over wherever you are. ok fair enough. that's not real ramen though.

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>>26237326

But does that brand taste different?

>>26236574
KEK

I cook the same thing everyday

>>26237357
I imagine the noodles in the picture taste like instant noodles - crap. Anyway, doesn't matter. My apologies anons, I didn't know you were talking about a brand name. Real ramen looks different and tastes good.

>>26237399

The grated cheese really spices things up. I love it.

>>26237357
>>26237312
He's talking about the differences between instant noodles and prepared Ramen. So he's right just being elitist about it. Generally brand named ramen has more preservatives so you can keep it for all eternity and some brands have the flavor infused directly into the noodles.

Real ramen involves a lot more effort and does taste better but he's too busy being an lolxd to explain that to you.

I really like this documentary if you like Ramen as much as I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-H7bbV1UE

>>26237467

Ok so the BRAND ramen is just as pleb as any other 20 cent per pack instant noodle right?

>>26237273
I don't even care about the thread here, I just want to let you know that I died of laughter. RIP anon 1990 - 2016

>>26237508
Yes of course. None of the instant kinds include the toppings or pig bones like real ramen could. If you ever have the opportunity to eat real ramen, you take it immediately. I was serious about that documentary, it's very informative about how to make ramen and the different types of Ramen.

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>dinner was just a couple of sausages and a huge pile of mashed potatoes
>every meal my parents cook is some sort of meat and then a pile of usually boiled vegetables

i'm going to fucking flip
i just about bust a nut when i taste something that i've ordered from a takeout place because there's so much flavor

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im eating leftovers of these i made sunday

>>26237784
>takeout place because there's so much flavor
That is not real at all. What you really like is MSG and fake additives. Those are terrible ingredients making your body thinks it wants, them, but in reality you do not. It is like nicotine in cigarettes pretty much.

Learn to cook, use real spices, etc, and you will be a lot happier with food, anon.

>>26236912
Idk but why the fuck would I have it either? I didn't post those picks I just said it looked appetizing

Most nights I have a peanut butter sandwich and a carrot. Sometimes I'll have the sandwich, a piece of toast and a mug of milk though because the loaf goes stale before I finish it otherwise.

I have a banana and a coffee for breakfast and a more substantial lunch of chicken and veg or rice and veg. Two snacks in the day, an apple or orange and chocolate with a cup of tea.

This is my design, I am the master of my domain.

>tfw last thing you ate was a bowl of cereal yesterday at 5am
>tfw haven't had a cooked meal in over a fortnight

>>26237046
Used to have that as a kid. Brings it all back.