Ah, hello wagie. I've just finished making some homemade

I know this is bait, but I actually did that last week.

Not a neet though, but uni student (who study at home)

I, for one, welcome our neet overlords.

>>26231718

>people who work can't cook or garden

You must be really fucking useless if you need to be unemployed to achieve such basic tasks.

>lasagna
>fine cooking

you fucking stack some noodle plates and sauce with cheese on top and you're done

Thank you for the world's most pretentious Lasagna, Mr. Patient-And-Cultured. Your presence is clearly too noble for /r9k/.

>>26232112

Maybe that's all you have time for, wagiecuck. But it's cute that you try. Come back when you have time to make your own marinara sauce and pasta, and add freshly picked, expertly grown herbs from your own, personal garden.

But, for now, just get back to work. Chop chop, wagie.

>>26232305
supposedly Improved ingredients still dont turn lasagna into fine culinary art

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If you don't have a job, how do you afford the baking supplies?

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>>26231718
Oh, hello Wagie!

Daily reminder that kitchen NEETbux are local piano bar celebrity depression. vegetable soup kitchen volunteering 6 am force-feeding whenever I want makes 7 day weekend for ME. wagecuck materialism greek philosophy healthy challenging the theories of mathematicians and physicists! CHOP CHOP wagecuck, welfare certified sandwich artists no time another day, another dollar. I earn my keep cuck true happiness $1600 every two weeks NEET comedy club. Fuck you pitiful 2 hours in traffic fucking your gf while you're at work. Enjoying your lunch break wageslave? expanding my mind drone that yacht your boss has had his eyes on. Anime and videogames tendies chow autism keep your tax dollars coming. Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex homegrown vegetables no time for anything cozy blanket. agoraphobia Subway NEET lifestyle relaxing massive inheritance from my parents. college loancucks programming at home good boy points all the time in the world. ***YAAAAWN*** Just look at my autobiography wagecuck. r9k expanding my mind Mr. Shekelburg pennies on the dollar! Wizardry [insert philosopher quote here] with BIG, UNEMPLOYED, NEET COCK. Sweet onion teriyaki laughing stock of the neighborhood cuck. MUSH WAGIE mcjob minimum wage social interaction anxiety check in the mail. Fucking bitch wageslave "would you like fries with that?" failure retirement writing a symphony dreams of NEETdom. I'd rather kill myself than work parents sipping at a glass of red wine. wagecucks on suicide watch with life's true purpose. Everything for free.

Tata for now another dollar wagekek. I'll be sure to let your girlfriend know you're slacking on your lunch break!

>lasagna
>fine cooking
Is this an American thing?

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Hello wagecucks! Choo choo!

>>26232443

Ladies and gentleNEETs, have you ever, EVER, seen a wagie so ragie, so triggered, so absolutely bothered that he writes something like this?

Truly, this wagecuck is the reason for the wagecuck Wednesday season.

>>26232443

>Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex

I believe it.

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>>26231718
I bet you didn't even bechamel.
Faggot ricotta/cottage cheese pussy!

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Oh no! wagecuck has gone missing! Help!

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Helpful graphs to explicate the nature of the Wagie-NEEt relation

>>26232988
>>26233059
TOP JeJ worthy

Especially the name at the bottom WEW