Honest robot looking for a fembot girlfriend

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>>26231162
Bump. I will get a girlfriend today, I can feel it.

Please someone respond.
I need love in my life.

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Is, anyone there.......?

someone?

Anyone? Come on.. this is not possible, it's mathematically impossible that no one noticed my thread... guys?

Why.... I've been writing this for 20 minutes... please, I don't want to kill myself.

Notice... THIS THREAD!

I'M LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW HELP


BUMP BUMP FUCKING BUMP

Back to page one

This is a great opportunity

Fembot here
I'll be your gf

fuck off fag

bloxboxo

Are all men on this site meme spouters?

>>26231443
Op here. I'm not a meme spouter.

>>26231404
Please give me something to contact you.

>>26231162
>I'm willing to change for you if you want me to be different. I don't have any character.
>expecting to reel in people
>with this

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JYA and Cryptome passphrases remain secure. Key revocation done
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You sound like a nice guy op but you'll be lucky if you find a girl interested in someone so beta. Best of luck though

>>26231542

I don't care about what you think of me, I'm not beta, I'm just looking for a fembot girlfriend (my favorite kind of girl) since I'm isolated and alone in an empty island.

Bump, I won't stop.

Bump, again.

I will have a girlfriend today.

Bump, I will never give up

I won't. give. up.
I will never.

How have you not died of dehydration yet?

Bump. I don't think I can give up.

I want a nice fembot girlfriend, bump.

No
Yes
No
In that order

It will happen anytime soon, my dream girl is waiting for me. Bump.

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Please my future girlfriend, come to me, let me see you

>>26231588

You are literally the definition of beta and I don't even like using the beta/alpha shit. I'm actually literally turned off by how much of a bitch you sound like in the OP. For your own sake grow some testicles.

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/reallywanttobutcant/
I know there are fembots here, someone claim this hopeful puppy.

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>>26231937
I didn't deserve this

all I wanted was to be loved

Hijacking this thread.

Is there a virgin asian girl who would want to be my gf? I'm 173 cm tall and skinnyfat but Im working in myself. 20 years old and in my 3rd year of university. I wait your reply

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Where are you, my future gf, I've been waiting for you for a week

bump.

I will find you my beautiful princess. Bump.

>>26231987
Some people don't deserve to be loved, Anon.
That is just how it is. The sooner you realize the sonner your journey for happiness will start.

Christ lad, just let your thread die. Save yourself some dignity.

Go get a coffee or a pint and relax. Chill out.

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I'm just waiting for you to show up.
I know you're here, I love you my eventual girlfriend.


bump.

This minute is THE minute.

Or you can come with me. Im an asshole, will fuck you a few times and forget about you. It'll also be the best sex you had and youll remember it long after.

PS I have a yacht

Anon! do you have kik?

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I'm not fat and I'm not ugly

I've seen beta faggots and subhuman robots getting cute fembot gf, this is not fair. I want to be loved like the other people.

BUMP.

>>26232029
>I will find you my beautiful princess
You are not looking for anything. This is Chris Chan attraction sign level bullshit.
Get a grip on yourself.
Hell, even women who like to dominate men like you are looking for enjoy doing it to men who have at least some dignity. Yeah, like in that episode of the Simpsons. Why not.

>>26232134
I'm making one right now, hold on

put on a trip to save myself from impersonators

The Misanthropic Luciferian Order is an occult order founded in 1995 and later renamed to Temple of the Black Light. The band Dissection were so involved in the group that the bassist Haakon Forwald pulled out, partly in order to concentrate on his esoteric studies.

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Shit anon, my heart can't take this. Have mercy and spare us.

The MLO consist of the unified belief in "Chaosophy". They believe that Chaos is the pandimensional plane and/or power with infinite amounts of space and time, in contrast to cosmos, which only has three spatial dimensions and one linear time dimension. They also believe that, in comparison with the linear time of cosmos, chaos can be described as timeless in the way that it is not contained nor limited by one-dimensional time, and formless, because of its ever-changing and infinite amounts of space dimensions.

Extreme militant nihilism is taught within the group and they say that the true Satanist must not be a part of the modern society, as it is founded upon lies.

>>26232184
Horray! Mines edgybitchu , you can message me once you make yours!

>>26232184
That's not me!

Bump, give me my fembot gf pls.

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installing kik on my phone

maybe I'm close, tonight is the night I can feel it

These are the three dark veils before Satan, in their belief system seen as the three Forces that were expelled from Ain Sof in order to make way for the manifestation of the Black Light in the Outer Darkness that soon became Sitra Ahra:

000 - Tohu - Chaos: Qemetiel ("Crown of Gods")
00 - Bohu - Emptiness: Beliaal ("Without God")
0 - Chasek - Darkness: Aathiel ("Uncertainty")

>>26231162

I like how OP starts out as a smug pepe, then slowly devolves into becoming more and more depressed. jej.

>>26232299

I'm done, my kik is unfortunaterobot

waiting for my girl to appear

>>26232272
Now there is an impersonator
The plot thickens

>>26231162
>hello, im looking for a gf and you will never, ever find someone as thirsty as i am

I'm waiting, I'll wait all the night till I'll fell asleep

BUMP.

Dude wtf is this thread

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>tfw one fembot added me

maybe I won

>>26232424

What's your race?

>>26232482
aryan

what's your skype, op?

original: the comment: revelation 4

>>26232507
You can add me on Skype: s77.11

>tfw OP is a chad in disguise and wants to take away our fembots by going full autist
>already getting replies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANT A GF TOO THIS ISNT FAIR

>>26232507
Give me yours, I'll add you

>>26232536
>check archives for s77.11
>been adding girls from all sorts of threads already

No chad, no.

>>26232596
Actually none of them added me.

y are u pretending to be me OP?

WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES TALK TO ME! I WILL BE A FINE BOYFRIEND, CUNTS!

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This thread perfectly sums up /r9k/

>>26232547
add the girl who posted kik! shes cute!

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You can go gay for me ;3

>tfw OP got his gf

Fuck this gay earth.

I'll be your fembot Anon :)

>>26233592
I want a fembot gf, what's your skype?

I-i want a gf too, I promise I'm good looking ;.;

skype is r9kskypestuff

>>26232503

no thanks pham

I'll be your internet gf :^)

>>26233752
>tfw haven't been added at all

>>26234135
you're surprised?

>>26234147
I thought I'd get at least one, or even a troll add.

But crushing loneliness even here.

>>26234237
don't let it get you senpai
If you're really desperate for any contact, /soc/ is a click away. Although personally I don't think I could ever stand the people there, I don't even have any social apps/media.