Life Hacks Thread

>>26230060
>not letting them get EXTREMELY smelly and draping them over someone submissive to you's face

Who /degenerate hacks/ here?

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>>26230060
> fake a mental disability cause i'm a 5'6 ugly autist
> applied for autism bux via the canadian government
> applied to low income community housing
> Get $1200 a month for autism bux
> Get 1 bedroom apartment for $300 utilities
included
> Only have to leave house once every 2 months because i shop in bulk at cosco
> mfw

>>26230517
man, I'm canadian. how do i get autism bucks?

>>26230115
>someone submissive to you

good luck finding that

>>26230517
I hope you're serious cause i got a question nig.

Where do i go to start the process of neet bux aquisiton?

I'm Quebecois so it might be a little different but you could still help I'm sure.

>>26230517
Im sure you live like a king in the best part of town no doubt....

>>26230517
Canada is a first world country so you really are mentally disable in some way and can't provide for yourself so as a first world country they will give you money and such

They feel sorry for you, you didn't "manipulate" anyone

>>26230540
>>26230517
I also would like to know how

>>26230556
Find a gay dude under 5'4

Easy. I have like 5 guys i hang out with that ask me to not shower for long periods then they lick me clean. Arm pits, balls, everything.

It's actually a really common fetish to do super submissive stuff like this

>>26230517
What part of Canada?

>>26230517
>300 a month 1 bedroom with utilities

By a one bedroom apartment, you mean a bedroom in a house shared with 4-5 other people? Because you arent getting 300/apt anywhere

Been fapping on omegle and other video chat sites.

I put my porn in half the screen, then the omegle on the other half

I have hypercam to record incase i get a show

You have to sift through hundreds of other guys fapping but you usually get a woman eventually sometimes a nice show.

You need the porn to keep edging, and its fun to wave my 8.5in in the face of a bunch of 4.1in fully erect neckbeards

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>>26230764

8.5 reporting in.

Sup mah nigger

>>26230540
You actually have to have a serious mental or physical disability. I collect neet bux for having a mental disorder. I had to lie to my doctor to get a visit to a physiatrist. Once there i lied some more and i with the help of my doctor (gave me a recommendation) I used that to apply for neetbux.

>>26230593
I do have a mental illness i'll agree but nothing that stops me from working at all. I just made it seem a lot worse than it is.

>>26230623
PEI

>>26231036
>PEI

Lol, PEI is a shithole. Literally nothing to fucking do in that province
People only work have a year there anyway

>>26231036
>>26230697
No it's government housing. Rent based on income. Because im on neetbux and don't make much they give me cheap rent. Ill admit the place is old but its free and i NEVER go out so fuck u

>>26231081
Fuck you, i love it here. Better than big citys. Also very little minorities.

>>26231125
I have a family and cottage in PEI

Its literally shit, would not live there year round
People who breathe in and go 'yih' while you speak to them