When was the last time you spoke with a cute girl that was

Like an hour ago at the store

>>26229614
10 hours ago for me

qt blonde in my world development lecture with curves in all the right places

Monday, she told me I forgot my ribs at her house and I said whoops

last time I went outside of my apartment, I think not being a teenager that views all females simply as sexual prospects helps though, you know

Mmmm, last saturday. Best ass in town.

>>26229614
Girl in McDonalds last week

>>26229614
last night after watching a movie with her

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4-5 years ago before becoming a hermit

>>26229614
she looks like she will cheat on her boyfriend with first black guy that shows her some attention

>>26229614
Last saturday, as always she finds me extremelly boring and/or annoying

Probably like 2004, highschool.

oh god I can't remember
actually spoke with one? it has to be at least a month
and even then it would have only been a commerce related few words exchanged across the counter of a store
I made brief eye contact with a girl on the bus three days ago though

>>26229675
>last time you talked to a cute female was nearly a week ago and it was simply because you wanted to have sex
that is pretty sad in it's own right.

>>26229614
...
uhmm...
does telling a waitress my order count?
otherwise, 6 months ago.

>>26229614

She's so adorable. I can never get with quirky nerd girls, I only get stacies into me.

Such is life in cyborgistan.

>>26229728
she also looks like she has a penis, notice the corset and how the breasts look like more like balled up cloth than breasts, and this isn't even hate, just an observation.

When I kissed my gf goodbye 20 minutes ago

Yesterday at Sam's club a qt girl try to smiles and try to sell me direct tv

I spoke to this lebanese girl at the videostore. I tried to wrap it up several times and get going but she kept talking to me, took like 20 minutes

>>26229785
>quirky nerd girls
scene girls are not nerd girls

I want to speak with a cute guy who isn't related to me. Post Kik here.

I don't remember the last time I spoke to or made eye contact with anyone who isn't my family.

>>26229874
Oh well. Chance is over. I have to go back to work. Looks like no one here is truly interested in talking with a cute girl.

about four minutes ago

>>26229953
Fuck it, I'll bite. What's yours?

Please ignore these threads they are irrelevent to this board to stop the spread of this cancer

At a fast food joint. She was asking what I wanted to drink with my meal.

>>26229614
Probably 2 years ago, with my partner at university. And before that about 7 years ago with my female friend at school.

>>26229953
I would but I'm not a qt :(

people saying their not qt was unoriginal, that's actually upsetting [\spoiler]

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>>26229614
last week i held the door open for a pretty grill and she thanked me.

>>26229614
like 5 hours ago at my work which is retail

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>>26229728
>>26229785
>she
Whatever you say anons

>>26229614
All the time senpai, I live in Miami. Problem is, i cant fuck even the ugly ones.

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>>26229614
5 years ago
i dont count cashiers

>>26229614
>that was not related to you?

fuck. is this place so sad that this is a thing?

i'm new. but incest? fuck.

have some self-respect niggers.

The other day actually. Sperged pretty badly and she pretended not to notice. She was really nice to me. Feels good when you meet girls like that tbqh

>>26229614
I talk to myself all the time :^)

My coworker at my last job, that I quit two weeks ago.

>When was the last time you spoke

To my doctor in 2014

>>26230588

Nobody said anything about incest you flaming retard

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>>26229614
Do social workers count?
I've been in the circuit for help, diagnosed with autism and literally every person I get to speak to is a woman.
Been going for roughly a year now and I've spoken to at least 6 different women, some multiple times and I still have a lot of appointments planned in the future.

But outside of the mental healthcare system, I can't remember the last time, probably 4 years ago.

>>26229614
Does texting count? If so, like 5 minutes ago. If not, yesterday afternoon

as in a real conversation? at least two years ago.

>>26230588

>I am newfag and I can't read

6 years.

orig nigga

>>26230705
>>26230829

>cute girl
>related

fuck this faggotry, i'm going back to /a/

degenerate cunts

Cant quite remember desu. November 2014? I actually fancied her for a couple of years and wanted to confess but she changed her status to relationship with some foreigner and I deleted my facebook desu senpai

>>26229614
*IS* that a cute girl? looks like a trap

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>no girls in any classes
>work with no cute girls
>4 girls I do talk to arnt cute and 1 hates me
>at least there's the cute girl at gamestop
last non-fluff conversation with a cute female was some house warming party in like october

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Oh boy it's like a month...probably since the finals started, I cut all contact with the outside world and I've been fucking trying to force myself to study only going out to school to do tests but I've been just procrastinating playing insurgency and civ. I'm fucking failing half my classess again.

>>26229614
Maybe half a year? Before that more like 3 years.

>>26230613
Show us those tits.

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>>26229614
probably about 2-3 years

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five months ago

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>>26229614

English hooker on New Years Eve t.bh family. She kept trying to be friendly and shit and it just made me uncomfortable. I've had a much better time with dutiful and silent Romanian hookers.

That being said this English hooker licked my balls in a way I'd never had done before. Seriously, best sensation my balls have ever had.

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7 years ago and not directly

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This girl comes up to you and asks you out to coffee.

Would you be able to respond and book a time without ruining it?

>>26229984

>implying r9k isn't 4chan's social outcast, recluse and depression board

>>26231785

Without ruining it? Probably. Without being at least a little awkward or shuffle my spaghetti around? Nah.

>>26231785
I'll mess it up by trying to be 'fashionably late' and arrive like 2 minutes after she's given up and gone home.
True story

>>26231875
Yeah, but most girls find it cute when a guy gets a bit flustered and if she asked you out then she already finds you at least somewhat attractive.

Too bad this will literally never happen to someone who doesn't look like a greek god. Chicks don't ask dudes out and certainly not if it's just a normal guy, they get those by the dozens fawning over them.

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>>26231968

Yeah, that's why I doubted I could ruin it. Our interaction would probably end up with her having a wry/amused grin and a laugh coupled with "I'll see you then anon"

>tfw random people have come up to me and told me I look like a famous person

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>>26229614
At least 2, maybe 3 or 4 a day.

>>26229614
August 2014
I've had a crush on her since we met in 2006 ; ;

Every day at work I see cute girls and some celebrities

>>26229614

7 years ago.
I'm considering "talking" as having a conversation, not just "good morning" and shit like that.

Yesterday I interviewed a qt job candidate

she didn't get the job

I don't think I ever have, to be completely honest. I was just thinking about it the other day and it made me realize I have literally no female friends or acquaintances.

>>26229614
All the time, I'm a vendor for retail stores & I'm at a target store everyday

Literally 1 minute ago

About a month ago. I haven't been outside in a while

>>26229614
I used to know this one girl who's mom was friends with mine, hung out with her when she came over. Last time I spoke to her was when I went to her dads funeral, didn't show up to the bar everyone was going to afterwards. Was a good thing too because apparently she went back home to get stoned with her boyfriend while everyone waited for her.

>>26230588
Are you that full of yourself that you insult people for reasons that don't even exist?

This has nothing to do with incest. You obviously can't compute sentences that go into your head.

In person? over a year unless a random girl at the works at a store or something but i can't remember.

Online? about 4 hours.

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>tfw it was so long ago you can't even remember when it last was

maybe the dmv 2 years ago? i remember a stupid girl there gave me lots of issues with the paperwork i was bringing in

3 times in my lifetime, 33 years old, last time i think 5 years ago or sth like it

>>26231785
Way too awkward for me to ever talk to a stranger over coffee like that, there's no way I would ever accept it. So i'd probably give an "uh... what? uh n-no thanks sorry"

Like really talked? I talked to a girl a lot this fall, on the verge of becoming oneitis. realized that she wasn't interested so I just stopped trying to keep conversations going. I felt like a piece of shit, but I could tell that if I kept talking to her as a friend, I would be really pathetic and never get over her. Last talked to her about 2 months ago.

Literally right now.

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if you reply to this you've literally spoken to a girl that isn't your family

Sunday, really cute tall coworker

>>26234729
>if you reply to this you've literally spoken to a mtf trans that isn't your family

the cashier i guess

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5 years ago was the last time that I've talked to a girl

>>26235387
L O N D O N
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originalcommentbloxx

11 years, since I left highschool girls dont even notice I exist

>>26229614
About 5 months now. Life is quite lonesome

>>26229614
Top tier qt goth girl with blue makeup
She came to my register and smiled at me
Made me not want to kill myself, for just one brief moment
Why do qt's gotta exist ;_;

>>26229614
About two years or so now. The last actually-cute girl I talked to showed up at my shop in full lolita mode with her diesel Jetta because it quit running. The encounter went as follows:
>Loli shows up with her 2009 Jetta on a flatbed
>"I don't know, it just quit running."
>Jump up on flatbed
>Open fuel cap
>Am greeted with the smell of 13 gallons of fresh 92-octane gas
>"Yeah, you're fucked."
>"What? Why?"
>"You put gas in a diesel engine. Depending on the engine this wouldn't necessarily be a huge deal but you did it to a common rail VW. You're looking at about $2,500 in parts alone."

She decided to take it to a dealer because it was "still under warranty". She didn't believe me when I told her the warranty was voided the second she grabbed the black nozzle at the Shell station.

>>26229614
A year ago.
I'm so lonely, even after I signed up for a bunch of pen pal sites...

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>>26229614
At work yesterday, we've really been hitting it off lately actually. Probs gonna ask her out in a couple days when I have free time, asked her out before but she couldn't make it but she still seems interested, in fact I'm pretty sure she's getting flirtier now that the tension's been broken.

Feels pretty great desu, khv, first time actively flirting with a girl, never dated, but I'm pretty fucking excited all around to get into the dating world.

>>26236536
Why didn't you smile back at her anon?

2 hours ago. i gave her a flower to cheer her up.

>>26229614
Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Kill yourself.

>>26236892
Cus I'm extreme autismo
I think I did smile back, but I didn't make eye contact, cus I can't do eye contact
I'm also black, so I had no chance desu senpai

>>26234729
Welp
It's time for you to be my gf
Pls
Pls

At work, but I work with her, so that doesn't count.

>>26236985
>tfw so many qt blonde girls at work
>not even Stacy's
>they all have Chad bfs

About 15 minutes ago. Then she went to bed

>>26229614
Either never or over 15 years ago in junior high.

Earlier today because I wore a blue and white star shirt. This girl was like hey why don't you have any red there, and I was like I don't know, but it'd be cool because then it'd be the flag. And she was like hey take the pocket and do some un-stitching or some crap and dye it red and put it back and I was like I would but it seems like a lot of work and it might not look good.

>>26236951
You should try forcing yourself to make eye contact with people, it's really hard at first and you'll have to inch your way up to lasting longer but eventually it won't even be a consideration anymore. I've been doing it over the past few months and I've gotten really good at it, I'm at a point where I can hold extended eye contact during conversations with only mild discomfort instead of paralyzing fear.

Seriously, give it a try it's worth it. Chicks dig a guy who can actually look at them.

>>26229614
today.
group project.
it felt good to look into her eyes and glance at her thighs.

at work, on saturday

>>26229614
Last October was the last time I had a conversation at length with a girl. She is was a barista who attended my high school.

I actually can't tell

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>>26229614
a couple of minutes ago, i was baking cookies with the daughter of my landlord

>>26229728
>she
nah its a tranny you stupid cuck poster

>>26229614
Last night, about 14 hours ago.

>>26237432
But I have a lazy eye
People can never tell if I'm looking at them and they just make fun of me for it

>>26237432
Not him but I don't think I have a problem with eye contact, it's usually normies who break it so I don't try maintaining it not to bother them

My problem is I just don't know what to say so I blurt retarded shit all the time, and I can't into the social part like being playful and shit

Last time someone asked me my name and made a remark how his grandmother had the same name, only thing I could think of was "good decision"

At my brother's memorial service a few days ago. Before that? I can't remember.

>>26238140
Damn, what kind of assholes are you hanging out with that openly make fun of someone with a lazy eye?

>>26238487
>implying I have friends
Been made fun of it my whole life
Even my parents and siblings make fun of me for it
Strangers do it too
I like summer cus I can wear sunglasses everywhere

>>26229614
I've never talked to a girl longer than 20 seconds.

today but she kinda cucked me a few months ago

>>26238315
Should've gotten some pity sex
What'd your faggot brother die of?

>>26234729
>weeb

into the trash

>>26229614
This Tuesday. I'm friends with a lot of QTs. Just friends.
JUST

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>>26229614
september

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Who gives a shit? Women are useless unless you want a child. And why the fuck would you want a child? Our population is blown the fuck up already.

>>26239233
>our population is overblown

I hope you're not white

>>26229614
Went to lunch with one. Very sweet; she complimented my eye color.

>>26229614
Today. I had a brief 5 minute exchange with her about school work.

She came up to me to talk twice before, but I think it's because she wants another male friend to add to her list of beta orbiters.

I use her as practice when it comes to talking to girls to get rid of my anxiety around them by getting familiar around her. It's actually starting to work.

>>26230554
Please stop posting my husbando

>>26229614
Tuesday evening at the grocery store. She's my oneitis since 5 years, married, and I think I made her uncomfortable.

>>26229614
about 7 hours ago at school

>>26229614
Never
I hate women and try to avoid them

>>26229614
Maybe 17. I was forced to of course.

I have never spoken to a female that wasn't my mother, other than mumbling at cash registers.

>>26229614
When I went to Good Will seven months ago.

the nurse by my birth

>>26236536
im a goth girl who was wearing blue makeup last night wtf lol

Last night I talked with my very pretty 19 year old coworker on break

she's taken tho

>>26234729
>no timestamp
>probably an ugly retarded tranny
Wow, what a privilege.

>>26242934
What city were you in?
Probably fake, but let's see

like a year ago, qt dietician came to our house. not for me, she was looking for a house, and wasn't sure she had the right address. I pointed her in the right direction.

as brief as the encounter was, it was nice. she seemed nice. probably used to dealing with disgusting fat people, helping them get healthy.

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On the phone a week ago.

I encountered a girl I used to crush on in High School at Chick Fi Le recently and we started texting.

We had a thing(?) but the last phone call involved her talking about partying and a guy friend of hers always getting into drunken fights.

I guess we drifted apart due to that conversation because her still going through the party and having chad friends is too intimidating.

Honestly, November 2013.

Since then I've been NEET and living at home in a small town where I don't really have any friends.

>>26229614
earlier today

she has a boyfriend

reeeeeeeeeeee

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Couple hours ago, I think we hit it off pretty well. I managed to hold sustained eye contact and smile and flirt like a human being for once, she seemed pretty cheery overall so I think I did well.

Feel bretty fuckin good right now teebeeaych effayem.

I don't even remember desu. I bumped into a qt at uni and askes her if she was alright, I think that was a month or two ago.

10 minutes ago at KFC. She said have a good night. I said you too.

I talk to girls all the time. I had a conversation earlier today at subway where a girl asked me what ingredients I wanted. With all this attention I guess you could call me a chad.

Outside of fast food venues it's hard to say. Couple of decades ago I suppose. Oh wait, sometimes at the supermarket there is a girl at the cash register who tells me to have a nice day too.

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>>26229614
not school-related? 15 or so years ago when I was 5-6 years old
girls just hate me because I was always too nice and nonaggressive desu

>>26229614
7 years ago, senpai

>>26244525
They don't hate you, they just don't care about you. It's an important distinction.

>>26244584
why did they tell me I'm ugly and should kill myself then?

>>26229614
Not including service staff, like checkout girls etc, I've not spoken with or had any contact with ANY girl since december 2014. Legitimately starting to lose the will to live, I don't even see the point of wageslaving myself to death for the next 50 years if that's all my life will ever be. Wish I lived in america so I could buy a gun and blow my brains out.

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>>26244483
You fucking stallion, tell me your secrets.

>>26244616
>boohoo I've been alone for a year ;((( feel sad for me!
fuck off nomie fuck

>>26244465
My heart is rattling, robot. I hope you good luck, and have a nice life. I try to get out of shithole, and I'm happy seeing other people getting better
>>26229614
1 Hour ago, my classmate
People see me as weird, because my hobby is IT stuff. They call me no-lifer. They don't understand what is happening with me, and why I look like I look. Went to Psychologist again for hooking me up again, because I missed last 2 meetings. When I was visiting Psychologist I had so many motivation. I was finally doing something I love, programming and stuff. Missed Psychologist because I was programming whole night, and in accident I just slept. Woke up when it was too late. My motivation just got gone after I realized I missed it, anger filled me up. I'm fucking depressed again, and can't do shit. It's like my logic is off, I just can't think, when I read text I can't rememeber 2 sentences. I walk in city or something, I think and think that I'm getting older, and how time passes so fast. I'm trying to enjoy surroundings.. Oh well, I wrote whole wall of emphatic shit, and I'm newfag in /r9k/
Sorry for posting shit, I just I feel like I need to tell someone how I feel, even noone will give a shit. Why I don't do that in reality? When people say "What's wrong?" they don't mean it. When you start telling what's wrong they be like "oh okay."
Well, I guess I'm angry on people because they don't help with my problems, but they have their own problems lol
Why I think one, and do another? It's just, I know something but I do otherwise most times

>>26244638
Fuck you cunt. I had fuck all before being friendzoned by her for the few months I knew her, and now she's got a bf so into the trash I go. Have spent over a year cyber stalking everything she's ever posted on the net and have nothing left to dig up. Every month or so I'll cave and text her, to get a shitty short word reply or nothing at all. Am a 27 year old virgin with a receding hairline and minimum wage shit job. Call me a normie again I dare you motherfucker.

>>26244707
You ever look into depression medication? What you're describing sounds like genuine sadness and confusion but you never know, you could just be clinically depressed.

>>26244713
Normie.

What're you gonna do, faggot?

>>26244713
okay, sorry, I didn't realize you're a FAILED NORMIE
>>>/out/

>>26229614
Yesterday. I was at uni, entering a lecture hall and had one of these anxiety attacks during which i stand still as if was petrified. Some girl asked me if i was okay, and it took me a minute or two before i could reply some vague bullshit like "yeah, i'm fine, just tired".

That's it.

>>26244753
>What're you gonna do, faggot?

Go to bed and get ready for a 12 hour work day with 1 hour travel each way. You autistic NEETs living with mommy aren't robots, you're just autistic man babies. Real robots don't have the excuse of mental illness, we are just hollowed out men with no feelings left.

5 years ago in school, I had to speak to her because the teacher refused to let me do group work on my own.

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>>26244796
Not a NEET lol
I work, but I don't bitch and moan online.
I post frogs and piss off losers like you

>>26234729
hi blox1

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>>26244850
TOP KEK
aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwssssssss12313

>>26231785
Does anyone else just feel depressed when they see girls this cute?

It's just painful to look at. I hate this.

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>>26244707
Thanks anon, I'm working my ass off trying to socialize and put myself out there and it's finally starting to pay off in small ways and I can only see it getting better the more I put in the effort and face my fears. I can't wait to leave this place for good.

Holy fucking god damn shit I'm so happy right now you don't even know. I wish you guys could feel this feel, I wish I could help you guys feel this feel if you'd only let me.

>>26244917
No, because she would be intolerable to be around. Go after your models and instagram attention seekers and see where it gets you. At this point my tastes are pretty much 3 - 6's at highest but you can't be fat. I might be alone but I won't go against who I am for a fatty.

>>26229672
>be forward with a girl
>"You just wanna fuck me, you fuck boi!"
>be friendly with a girl
>"oh, well, i just don't think of you in a sexual way anon..."

>>26244751
Depression medication? You mean pills and stuff? I don't think they work.. like it chemicly does stuff to your brain just for period of time.. I mean, it's like recreational drugs, you're escaping reality instead of fixing it I guess
Could be confusion.. I think too much, I think about everything.. When I'm not doing something, I start thinking stuff, old, new.. only time when I don't think is playing games or programming
Shit started hit the fan when I realized that I have social anxiety, everything just did fit up.. I can speak with people, but sometimes something goes awkward, and then I shut in for period of time
Sorry for my bad english, living in eastern europe
Lithuania is very depressed, it has one of highest alchohol consumption, and suicidal rates.. Well, I'm happy with my life, and I hope that my opinion about suicidal won't change(no to suicidal, life is best thing I had, if I had no life, I would be here, I wouldn't feel such good feels when I do something that makes me happy, laughing and stuff)
>>26244919
I feel sometimes like it, when it's winter. I have that happy feel that I can see something like this beautiful in my life.. and then thoughts about getting older appear.. I'm young, I should be passionate! Have good life man, You will climb out of it, I know it, it's posible you will screw up something, but don't let it to change what you're trying to achieve

Monday I think. I was reclined at my work computer and she turned to me for a little while and said 'You look so depressed' so I said 'I am, yea... Thank you for noticing' and we both laughed.

Nice girl.