When was the last time you spoke with a cute girl that was not related to you?
oh god I can't remember
actually spoke with one? it has to be at least a month
and even then it would have only been a commerce related few words exchanged across the counter of a store
I made brief eye contact with a girl on the bus three days ago though
last week i held the door open for a pretty grill and she thanked me.
Do social workers count?
I've been in the circuit for help, diagnosed with autism and literally every person I get to speak to is a woman.
Been going for roughly a year now and I've spoken to at least 6 different women, some multiple times and I still have a lot of appointments planned in the future.
But outside of the mental healthcare system, I can't remember the last time, probably 4 years ago.
Cant quite remember desu. November 2014? I actually fancied her for a couple of years and wanted to confess but she changed her status to relationship with some foreigner and I deleted my facebook desu senpai
>no girls in any classes
>work with no cute girls
>4 girls I do talk to arnt cute and 1 hates me
>at least there's the cute girl at gamestop
last non-fluff conversation with a cute female was some house warming party in like october
Oh boy it's like a month...probably since the finals started, I cut all contact with the outside world and I've been fucking trying to force myself to study only going out to school to do tests but I've been just procrastinating playing insurgency and civ. I'm fucking failing half my classess again.
English hooker on New Years Eve t.bh family. She kept trying to be friendly and shit and it just made me uncomfortable. I've had a much better time with dutiful and silent Romanian hookers.
That being said this English hooker licked my balls in a way I'd never had done before. Seriously, best sensation my balls have ever had.
This girl comes up to you and asks you out to coffee.
Would you be able to respond and book a time without ruining it?
Yeah, but most girls find it cute when a guy gets a bit flustered and if she asked you out then she already finds you at least somewhat attractive.
Too bad this will literally never happen to someone who doesn't look like a greek god. Chicks don't ask dudes out and certainly not if it's just a normal guy, they get those by the dozens fawning over them.
Yeah, that's why I doubted I could ruin it. Our interaction would probably end up with her having a wry/amused grin and a laugh coupled with "I'll see you then anon"
>tfw random people have come up to me and told me I look like a famous person
I used to know this one girl who's mom was friends with mine, hung out with her when she came over. Last time I spoke to her was when I went to her dads funeral, didn't show up to the bar everyone was going to afterwards. Was a good thing too because apparently she went back home to get stoned with her boyfriend while everyone waited for her.
Are you that full of yourself that you insult people for reasons that don't even exist?
This has nothing to do with incest. You obviously can't compute sentences that go into your head.
>tfw it was so long ago you can't even remember when it last was
maybe the dmv 2 years ago? i remember a stupid girl there gave me lots of issues with the paperwork i was bringing in
Like really talked? I talked to a girl a lot this fall, on the verge of becoming oneitis. realized that she wasn't interested so I just stopped trying to keep conversations going. I felt like a piece of shit, but I could tell that if I kept talking to her as a friend, I would be really pathetic and never get over her. Last talked to her about 2 months ago.
if you reply to this you've literally spoken to a girl that isn't your family
5 years ago was the last time that I've talked to a girl
About two years or so now. The last actually-cute girl I talked to showed up at my shop in full lolita mode with her diesel Jetta because it quit running. The encounter went as follows:
>Loli shows up with her 2009 Jetta on a flatbed
>"I don't know, it just quit running."
>Jump up on flatbed
>Open fuel cap
>Am greeted with the smell of 13 gallons of fresh 92-octane gas
>"Yeah, you're fucked."
>"You put gas in a diesel engine. Depending on the engine this wouldn't necessarily be a huge deal but you did it to a common rail VW. You're looking at about $2,500 in parts alone."
She decided to take it to a dealer because it was "still under warranty". She didn't believe me when I told her the warranty was voided the second she grabbed the black nozzle at the Shell station.
At work yesterday, we've really been hitting it off lately actually. Probs gonna ask her out in a couple days when I have free time, asked her out before but she couldn't make it but she still seems interested, in fact I'm pretty sure she's getting flirtier now that the tension's been broken.
Feels pretty great desu, khv, first time actively flirting with a girl, never dated, but I'm pretty fucking excited all around to get into the dating world.
Earlier today because I wore a blue and white star shirt. This girl was like hey why don't you have any red there, and I was like I don't know, but it'd be cool because then it'd be the flag. And she was like hey take the pocket and do some un-stitching or some crap and dye it red and put it back and I was like I would but it seems like a lot of work and it might not look good.
You should try forcing yourself to make eye contact with people, it's really hard at first and you'll have to inch your way up to lasting longer but eventually it won't even be a consideration anymore. I've been doing it over the past few months and I've gotten really good at it, I'm at a point where I can hold extended eye contact during conversations with only mild discomfort instead of paralyzing fear.
Seriously, give it a try it's worth it. Chicks dig a guy who can actually look at them.
a couple of minutes ago, i was baking cookies with the daughter of my landlord
Not him but I don't think I have a problem with eye contact, it's usually normies who break it so I don't try maintaining it not to bother them
My problem is I just don't know what to say so I blurt retarded shit all the time, and I can't into the social part like being playful and shit
Last time someone asked me my name and made a remark how his grandmother had the same name, only thing I could think of was "good decision"
Who gives a shit? Women are useless unless you want a child. And why the fuck would you want a child? Our population is blown the fuck up already.
Today. I had a brief 5 minute exchange with her about school work.
She came up to me to talk twice before, but I think it's because she wants another male friend to add to her list of beta orbiters.
I use her as practice when it comes to talking to girls to get rid of my anxiety around them by getting familiar around her. It's actually starting to work.
like a year ago, qt dietician came to our house. not for me, she was looking for a house, and wasn't sure she had the right address. I pointed her in the right direction.
as brief as the encounter was, it was nice. she seemed nice. probably used to dealing with disgusting fat people, helping them get healthy.
On the phone a week ago.
I encountered a girl I used to crush on in High School at Chick Fi Le recently and we started texting.
We had a thing(?) but the last phone call involved her talking about partying and a guy friend of hers always getting into drunken fights.
I guess we drifted apart due to that conversation because her still going through the party and having chad friends is too intimidating.
Couple hours ago, I think we hit it off pretty well. I managed to hold sustained eye contact and smile and flirt like a human being for once, she seemed pretty cheery overall so I think I did well.
Feel bretty fuckin good right now teebeeaych effayem.
10 minutes ago at KFC. She said have a good night. I said you too.
I talk to girls all the time. I had a conversation earlier today at subway where a girl asked me what ingredients I wanted. With all this attention I guess you could call me a chad.
Outside of fast food venues it's hard to say. Couple of decades ago I suppose. Oh wait, sometimes at the supermarket there is a girl at the cash register who tells me to have a nice day too.
not school-related? 15 or so years ago when I was 5-6 years old
girls just hate me because I was always too nice and nonaggressive desu
Not including service staff, like checkout girls etc, I've not spoken with or had any contact with ANY girl since december 2014. Legitimately starting to lose the will to live, I don't even see the point of wageslaving myself to death for the next 50 years if that's all my life will ever be. Wish I lived in america so I could buy a gun and blow my brains out.
You fucking stallion, tell me your secrets.
My heart is rattling, robot. I hope you good luck, and have a nice life. I try to get out of shithole, and I'm happy seeing other people getting better
1 Hour ago, my classmate
People see me as weird, because my hobby is IT stuff. They call me no-lifer. They don't understand what is happening with me, and why I look like I look. Went to Psychologist again for hooking me up again, because I missed last 2 meetings. When I was visiting Psychologist I had so many motivation. I was finally doing something I love, programming and stuff. Missed Psychologist because I was programming whole night, and in accident I just slept. Woke up when it was too late. My motivation just got gone after I realized I missed it, anger filled me up. I'm fucking depressed again, and can't do shit. It's like my logic is off, I just can't think, when I read text I can't rememeber 2 sentences. I walk in city or something, I think and think that I'm getting older, and how time passes so fast. I'm trying to enjoy surroundings.. Oh well, I wrote whole wall of emphatic shit, and I'm newfag in /r9k/
Sorry for posting shit, I just I feel like I need to tell someone how I feel, even noone will give a shit. Why I don't do that in reality? When people say "What's wrong?" they don't mean it. When you start telling what's wrong they be like "oh okay."
Well, I guess I'm angry on people because they don't help with my problems, but they have their own problems lol
Why I think one, and do another? It's just, I know something but I do otherwise most times
Fuck you cunt. I had fuck all before being friendzoned by her for the few months I knew her, and now she's got a bf so into the trash I go. Have spent over a year cyber stalking everything she's ever posted on the net and have nothing left to dig up. Every month or so I'll cave and text her, to get a shitty short word reply or nothing at all. Am a 27 year old virgin with a receding hairline and minimum wage shit job. Call me a normie again I dare you motherfucker.
Yesterday. I was at uni, entering a lecture hall and had one of these anxiety attacks during which i stand still as if was petrified. Some girl asked me if i was okay, and it took me a minute or two before i could reply some vague bullshit like "yeah, i'm fine, just tired".
>What're you gonna do, faggot?
Go to bed and get ready for a 12 hour work day with 1 hour travel each way. You autistic NEETs living with mommy aren't robots, you're just autistic man babies. Real robots don't have the excuse of mental illness, we are just hollowed out men with no feelings left.
Not a NEET lol
I work, but I don't bitch and moan online.
I post frogs and piss off losers like you
Thanks anon, I'm working my ass off trying to socialize and put myself out there and it's finally starting to pay off in small ways and I can only see it getting better the more I put in the effort and face my fears. I can't wait to leave this place for good.
Holy fucking god damn shit I'm so happy right now you don't even know. I wish you guys could feel this feel, I wish I could help you guys feel this feel if you'd only let me.
No, because she would be intolerable to be around. Go after your models and instagram attention seekers and see where it gets you. At this point my tastes are pretty much 3 - 6's at highest but you can't be fat. I might be alone but I won't go against who I am for a fatty.
Depression medication? You mean pills and stuff? I don't think they work.. like it chemicly does stuff to your brain just for period of time.. I mean, it's like recreational drugs, you're escaping reality instead of fixing it I guess
Could be confusion.. I think too much, I think about everything.. When I'm not doing something, I start thinking stuff, old, new.. only time when I don't think is playing games or programming
Shit started hit the fan when I realized that I have social anxiety, everything just did fit up.. I can speak with people, but sometimes something goes awkward, and then I shut in for period of time
Sorry for my bad english, living in eastern europe
Lithuania is very depressed, it has one of highest alchohol consumption, and suicidal rates.. Well, I'm happy with my life, and I hope that my opinion about suicidal won't change(no to suicidal, life is best thing I had, if I had no life, I would be here, I wouldn't feel such good feels when I do something that makes me happy, laughing and stuff)
I feel sometimes like it, when it's winter. I have that happy feel that I can see something like this beautiful in my life.. and then thoughts about getting older appear.. I'm young, I should be passionate! Have good life man, You will climb out of it, I know it, it's posible you will screw up something, but don't let it to change what you're trying to achieve
Monday I think. I was reclined at my work computer and she turned to me for a little while and said 'You look so depressed' so I said 'I am, yea... Thank you for noticing' and we both laughed.