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Should I get an escort robros? Almost 20...
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Should I get an escort robros? Almost 20 and still Virginia. Girls in my area are only 200/hr. Hmmmm
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>>26228625
If they look like that and you can afford it, why not?
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>>26228625
200s a lot. You should shop around for one you actually like but yea go for it.
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>>26228625
go ahead and get your dick wet man
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>>26228662
Have you hired one before? I'm curious should I go for our call or in call girls
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just use tinder... it's easy
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>>26228625
Wait 3 more years, if not, go for it bro.
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>>26228716
>>26228716
Not the anon your quoting but yea an hour is a lot of time to cum twice. Go for the 30 min hhr, just in case you're nervous and can't cum. Also go incall, you meet them at their place.
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What are the chances of being caught by the police?
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>>26230710
If you are in almost any other country than Burgerland, zero.
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>>26230765
Assuming burgerland is America, which is where me (OP) is from. Should I ditch the idea then?
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>>26228625
No
Trust me, once you get to wizarddom your desire for this will subside. You be glad you didn't.
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>>26228625
Where are you shopping from?
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Why does being a virgin bother you? You'll lose it eventually. Cheating with a hooker is desperate, and makes you even less attractive to girls.

You're a teenager. If you're in college, you'll likely meet somebody who wants to fuck you. Lose weight, dress like someone your age, go to parties, and drink.

Learn to be less creepy and awkward. It will work.
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>>26228625
>tfw you could never bang a hooker that looks like that cause you'd probably fall in love with her.
I'm not even I virgin. I've slept with 3 girls granted all but the first girl are ugly as Fuck but the first who was good looking became an escort
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>>26231027
LA

probably not original
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>>26231034
>You'll lose it eventually.
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>>26231034

roastie detected.

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Lol, I can't believe I didn't just add bloxxxx right from the start.
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>>26231034
How could it make me less attractive? Nobody will know. And I'm pretty much a chad tbqh I'd rather just pay to fuck real quick rather than talk to a girl for a while.

Tl;Dr talking to chicks is boring, money is easier
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>>26231034
>you'll lose it eventually

fuck off you retarded normie
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>>26231177
Unless you're obese or dress like a child that's true

Ask out girls. Go to parties. Go to bars.
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>>26231165
If you're a chad then you shouldn't have to buy your first pussy lol
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>>26228625
Get cheapers whores. Anyway, post results if u do it
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>>26229409
Better have the deal in hotel booked by yourself
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>>26231200
23, gone to parties, asked girls out, went to bars. went through Uni and i'm shit outa luck. I'm 6'2, 180lbs dress normally. Just because something should happen doesn't mean it does, we are the ones who fell through the cracks, the people who the world forgets. I don't want to be left behind, I want to catch up, but it seems no girl will help me for free, so what is the harm in using the one thing I do have (Money) to achieve the same goal everyone else has?
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>>26230925
Fucking whores is human right
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>>26228625
>Almost 20 and still Virgin
>almost 20
>still virgin
FUCK OFF
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>>26231609
All of my friends have lost their virginities already. I feel left out

Sorry this triggered you brobot
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>>26231468
This. I'm alright looking and have had many near-misses but never went all the way. Girls always dumped me/stopped talking before anything meaningful could happen, the MOST I've gotten was a makeout session and that was..almost 5 years ago. Shit.
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Pros and cons about losing it to an escort I figure. Pro is you wouldn't have to worry too much about pleasing her because shit, she's a hooker and it's all about you. Con would be while you've had sex you still haven't had a girl willingly give it to you.

I'm actually more inclined to fuck a hooker now that I'm in a great relationship. My gf likes to fuck but I figure there's a few things I could do with an escort without having to worry about upsetting her.
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>>26232475
>Con would be while you've had sex you still haven't had a girl willingly give it to you.

This one is the worst and why I haven't done it yet. But I might not even have other options anymore...
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I went at 21 years old. 380$ for GFE. I've been a few times now I work full time. Its worth going for the practice for when you meet a decent girl.

And it stops me from getting sexualy frusted and posting in feels threads. I still get tfw no gf feels though it won't fix that.
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>>26232523
>But I might not even have other options anymore...
Then do it. At least you'll have experienced sex in the first place. If in the future some girl fucks you for her own sake then that's a bonus, and shit you'll be a bit more prepared that way.
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>>26232604
Well I have a hard time rationalizing spending hard earned money on something like that. To be honest (I'm not OP), I think that if no girl wants to fuck me and I need to PAY for it, then either I need to change something so that I stop going to bed alone every single night or I need to accept that I'm unfuckable. Frankly I don't even think I could go through with a hooker because I'd just keep thinking about the fact that I had to pay a girl to fuck me, my self esteem is already low enough around women as it is.
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>>26231034
>Cheating with a hooker is desperate, and makes you even less attractive to girls.

>implying OP is going to tell anyone other than anons on the internet
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>>26231200
>Ask out girls. Go to parties. Go to bars.

>instead of fucking an escort just go to a bar and have a one night stand

If you cant see how those two things are exactly the same you should swallow a bullet.
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>>26232934
Yeah, this bait is too obvious man. I would have said how "I go to bars and get girls easy, and it's usually cheaper".

Gonna give you a 2/10 because normally people will reply to this but it could have been better.
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>>26228625
Fuck a niggress and get a quick stop not a half hour.
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>>26228716

Yeah I've mostly gotten girls at AMPs who are generally listed in the same websites as incall girls unless they were trafficked. I don't think I'd want them coming to my house but you should definitely do your research first on who you want.
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>>26228747
How do you know if people on Tinder are just looking for a quick fuck? No one ever writes shit in their bios.
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>>26233403

I've to a few but damn the ratio to getting a decent one is rare
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i'm contemplating getting an escort tonight and i'm not sure which outfit to request that she wears. I'm leaning towards either having her wear lululemon pants and dress like some slutty high school girl or having her wear a nice dress and some high heels. pic related is her
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>>26234239
How much? She looks decent, kissing allowed? CIM?CIB?
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>>26234263
240 an hour apparently, i'm not sure if she kisses
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>paying for sex

>he cant pick up girls with all the intelligence hes gained from years of neetdom doing the things he enjoys
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>>26234189
I've gotten a lot of good ones but I also live in a populated area. I've only been once where after I realized that I just fucked a human slave but I loved it.
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>>26228625
Tell them to charge less.

That's way too fucking expensive, nobody is worth that.
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>>26234344

I'm in SD & still its a monster fuckfest. I really wanna try Tijuana though
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>>26228625
WAGEKEK GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>26231468
The why the fuck are you asking? Actually that is directed to me my robro.
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if you could have her show up at your door, how would you have her dress?
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>>26234473
Schoolgirl outfit
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>>26232934
Bars
>Sausage fest on most nights
>have to talk to multiple girls
>buying drinks
>she still might say no if you can take her home or go to her place

Escorts
>you both know what you want
>cash for ass

Having been in more than 1 situation where I got shot down with both of us naked on the bed I will pay to guarantee I get what I want.
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>>26234518
that sounds sexy as fuck, i'd probably dress her in something like this
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>>26234527
Bitches I buy always demand more cash than advertised on their sites.

Fuck escorts. Not literally, I mean disregard them as a solution to horniness. Don't fuck them, it encroaches their price gouging.
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>>26234473

This girl is fucking grotesque, why the fuck would you waste $240 on that nasty poon. She even looks diseased
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>>26234635
>Bitches I buy always demand more cash than advertised on their sites.

They can take it or leave it. $250-300/hr plus tip is stupid easy money. I doubt they can find someone in the same hour they would have spent with me.

Are you black, fat, smelly, or rude by chance?
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>>26228625
200 for an hour? Fucjing pathetic my advice is just rape some dumb bimbo jogging down the road with headphones on at night, its free and hell of a lot more fun, women fantasize about being raped and even orgasm multiple times
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>>26234739
because i can. i love curvy girls haha
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>>26234366
Be carefull senpai, they will tell you its a woman but after she sucks you dry she will pull her penis outive seen this happen first hand, also INB4 you are murdered or kidnapped or thrown into jail for what ever reason they want
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>>26234772
That's why they ijvariabky call police straight afterwards and get rapists sent to prison for 5+ years.
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Don't anon.

Not from a moral perspective or anything, but just common sense. Why pay up to 200 dollars for some disease riddled entitled bimbo, when you can just get a 30$ blowjob from a cute eastern european girl?

This is, of course, assuming you're living somewhere in Western Europe.
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Wait until you are making some money and get into sex tourism. Go to where it's legal and regulated and get much more bang for your buck.

In burgerland, many massage parlors and strip clubs that are open during the day (especially on a Sunday) are essentially brothels. But just not worth the price and risk for what you can get overseas.
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there's a little voice in the back of my head telling me it's a bad idea to sleep with this chick
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>>26235088
It's the voice of reason, anon.
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OP here. Found some chick that can do the splits. I honestly think cowgirl while girl does the splits is the hottest thing ever.

I wanna go for it but something tells me its not safe. How do you tell which girls are bait and which ones are real??
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>>26235198
Usually it's pretty easy to tell, post link?
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>>26232271
Well having sex its natural for no losers
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>>26235088
where the fuck is her body? is she a midget?
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>>26232674
Maybe u are not so ugly, just try harder fampai
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>>26232866
I have cheated with whores and random girls. Only retards are open about cheating
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>>26234239
Ask for nice dress and underneath cupless and crotchless lingerie
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>>26234263
I have kissed all my strippers and whores. Kissing is part of sex
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I would hire hookers constantly if it was legal where I live

Went to a brothel when I was on vacation 3 years ago and it was one of the best experiences of my life

I've had a few one night stands that I didn't pay for, but most were fatties and none could hold a candle to the whore. She was hot and made it all about me.

On the bright side, since it's illegal where I live I've managed to save quite a bit of cash and have a decent net worth since there is nothing else worth spending it on
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>>26234344
Tell us more about the sex slave. Did she told you?
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>>26235489

I've avoided it with AMP, escorts, hookers
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>>26234473
Cute stylish night dress in purple along the cupless and ctotchless lingerir matching color
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>>26228984
>tfw just turned 23
>decided to go to a brothel and just fuck a qt Asian, no point in having to have an awkward first time
>usually have trouble getting hard and cumming
>girl basically performs like she's in a porno, does amazing shit with her tounge.
> fuck her to the point of slapping noises echoing from the room
>cum from straight out fucking and get a massage
>$100
Was really nice stress relief and the do a good job of making you feel special
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>>26234806
Link to her backpage?
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>>26235548
No condor, right? Condoms are useless
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>>26231034
>You'll lose it eventually

You don't really mean that do you?
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>>26235531
Well I just want good kisses during my paid sex service
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>>26235617
Nah used a condom (prostitution is legal here so there's a hefty fee for no condom)
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>>26235331
Too paranoid to link but here's her bio.
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>>26235548
Pic related was the whore
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>>26231468
>we are the ones who fell through the cracks

Quit wallowing and go talk to a real life human being
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>>26235505
No, I went to what I thought was a regular Massage Parlor in chinatown and when I got to the address it was actually a deli. The deli's a regular place with some old guy chilling in the back so I went to the old man and he took me into the basement where the girls were.
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>>26235573
Reverse image search only pulls up Calgary as a non duplicate image.
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>>26235702
Germany? Australia?
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>>26235728
I wantvto fuck her also. Which country?
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>>26235928
Were you nervous to be punched and robbed? Did she spoke in english? Or was a cute mute sex slave?
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>>26236151
I only go to places after checking out the reviews. I do think about just getting robbed and murdered instead of that all the time but my first time was in the back of a strip club in the dominican republic so I tell myself if I was gonna die it would have happened already.

The girl didnt speak english but even if you go to a nice place the girl wont speak english very well, if at all.
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>>26236211
Yeah, but what place would have a review like
"got robbed and murdered, died on the spot, would not recommend. Excellent taquitos though".
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>>26235928
And you tought was a parlor? Did he ask for secret code? How many girls were there? Your sex slave was 15? Older? Did you fuck her hard? Any sex details or any info? Was hot to fuck a sex slave?
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>>26236211
Was the girl hot? Bj? Or vaginal sex standing? Or was in a small room with rotten bed?
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>>26232866
>girl sucks and fucks dozens of guys before you
>omg my past doesn't matter! I'm with you now

>you spend one night with a hooker to lose your virginity and get over your total lack of experience
>lol fucking loser, had to pay to get laid haha

Gotta love that double standard, and how it explains the other double standard of slut shaming (men are praised for getting laid because it takes effort, for women they just have to open their legs. Therefore if a guy can't laid, it implies lack of effort/severe unattractiveness on his end)
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>>26236470
Also it's hilarious how men are being shamed into accepting women with a past of sleeping around, but also get shamed for paying women who accept money to sleep around....
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>>26236523

And get shamed for being KHVs
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>>26236385
Mattress, she was cute

>>26236347
I just saw a review. There was no secret code and about 3-4 girls hanging out but I didnt get my pick. One of them might have been mamasan and I didnt ask her age.

>>26236308
The lack there of reviews would have been the deciding factor. If you look on some of the sites there are people who make a habit of reviewing places several in the area so you get a bit of reliability that you wont die so long as they are alive.
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>>26236523
Society is full of retards
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>>26234473
Nothing, something about being caught off guard by a nude woman excites me.
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>>26235424
>he doesn't know about photoshop
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>>26231034
Yes, he'll lose it eventually to a hooker.
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>>26236094
Australia mate

Blox plox
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>>26231034
>You'll lose it eventually.

tehee
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>>26228625
Yes im have a gf and i still want a hooker.
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>>26231034
It's a matter of confidence. Why risk looking like an idiot if you could do it in a place where they won't judge you. Also it's fucking outrageous that people like you say it's pathetic when in this day and age you're likely to be charged with rape of the girl has second thoughts. I had a much more relaxing time not worrying and just getting my dick wet. Honestly fuck you if you think it's pathetic to feel comfortable.
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>>26231034
Buy a hooker don't listen to this faggot. If you haven't lost it by 22 its over.
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>>26234806
Shes hot idk what that faggot is talking bout.
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