Should I get an escort robros? Almost 20 and still Virginia. Girls in my area are only 200/hr. Hmmmm
Not the anon your quoting but yea an hour is a lot of time to cum twice. Go for the 30 min hhr, just in case you're nervous and can't cum. Also go incall, you meet them at their place.
Why does being a virgin bother you? You'll lose it eventually. Cheating with a hooker is desperate, and makes you even less attractive to girls.
You're a teenager. If you're in college, you'll likely meet somebody who wants to fuck you. Lose weight, dress like someone your age, go to parties, and drink.
Learn to be less creepy and awkward. It will work.
>tfw you could never bang a hooker that looks like that cause you'd probably fall in love with her.
I'm not even I virgin. I've slept with 3 girls granted all but the first girl are ugly as Fuck but the first who was good looking became an escort
>You'll lose it eventually.
How could it make me less attractive? Nobody will know. And I'm pretty much a chad tbqh I'd rather just pay to fuck real quick rather than talk to a girl for a while.
Tl;Dr talking to chicks is boring, money is easier
23, gone to parties, asked girls out, went to bars. went through Uni and i'm shit outa luck. I'm 6'2, 180lbs dress normally. Just because something should happen doesn't mean it does, we are the ones who fell through the cracks, the people who the world forgets. I don't want to be left behind, I want to catch up, but it seems no girl will help me for free, so what is the harm in using the one thing I do have (Money) to achieve the same goal everyone else has?
This. I'm alright looking and have had many near-misses but never went all the way. Girls always dumped me/stopped talking before anything meaningful could happen, the MOST I've gotten was a makeout session and that was..almost 5 years ago. Shit.
Pros and cons about losing it to an escort I figure. Pro is you wouldn't have to worry too much about pleasing her because shit, she's a hooker and it's all about you. Con would be while you've had sex you still haven't had a girl willingly give it to you.
I'm actually more inclined to fuck a hooker now that I'm in a great relationship. My gf likes to fuck but I figure there's a few things I could do with an escort without having to worry about upsetting her.
>Con would be while you've had sex you still haven't had a girl willingly give it to you.
This one is the worst and why I haven't done it yet. But I might not even have other options anymore...
I went at 21 years old. 380$ for GFE. I've been a few times now I work full time. Its worth going for the practice for when you meet a decent girl.
And it stops me from getting sexualy frusted and posting in feels threads. I still get tfw no gf feels though it won't fix that.
>But I might not even have other options anymore...
Then do it. At least you'll have experienced sex in the first place. If in the future some girl fucks you for her own sake then that's a bonus, and shit you'll be a bit more prepared that way.
Well I have a hard time rationalizing spending hard earned money on something like that. To be honest (I'm not OP), I think that if no girl wants to fuck me and I need to PAY for it, then either I need to change something so that I stop going to bed alone every single night or I need to accept that I'm unfuckable. Frankly I don't even think I could go through with a hooker because I'd just keep thinking about the fact that I had to pay a girl to fuck me, my self esteem is already low enough around women as it is.
>Cheating with a hooker is desperate, and makes you even less attractive to girls.
>implying OP is going to tell anyone other than anons on the internet
>Ask out girls. Go to parties. Go to bars.
>instead of fucking an escort just go to a bar and have a one night stand
If you cant see how those two things are exactly the same you should swallow a bullet.
Yeah, this bait is too obvious man. I would have said how "I go to bars and get girls easy, and it's usually cheaper".
Gonna give you a 2/10 because normally people will reply to this but it could have been better.
Yeah I've mostly gotten girls at AMPs who are generally listed in the same websites as incall girls unless they were trafficked. I don't think I'd want them coming to my house but you should definitely do your research first on who you want.
i'm contemplating getting an escort tonight and i'm not sure which outfit to request that she wears. I'm leaning towards either having her wear lululemon pants and dress like some slutty high school girl or having her wear a nice dress and some high heels. pic related is her
WAGEKEK GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUT
if you could have her show up at your door, how would you have her dress?
>Sausage fest on most nights
>have to talk to multiple girls
>she still might say no if you can take her home or go to her place
>you both know what you want
>cash for ass
Having been in more than 1 situation where I got shot down with both of us naked on the bed I will pay to guarantee I get what I want.
that sounds sexy as fuck, i'd probably dress her in something like this
Bitches I buy always demand more cash than advertised on their sites.
Fuck escorts. Not literally, I mean disregard them as a solution to horniness. Don't fuck them, it encroaches their price gouging.
>Bitches I buy always demand more cash than advertised on their sites.
They can take it or leave it. $250-300/hr plus tip is stupid easy money. I doubt they can find someone in the same hour they would have spent with me.
Are you black, fat, smelly, or rude by chance?
200 for an hour? Fucjing pathetic my advice is just rape some dumb bimbo jogging down the road with headphones on at night, its free and hell of a lot more fun, women fantasize about being raped and even orgasm multiple times
because i can. i love curvy girls haha
Be carefull senpai, they will tell you its a woman but after she sucks you dry she will pull her penis outive seen this happen first hand, also INB4 you are murdered or kidnapped or thrown into jail for what ever reason they want
Not from a moral perspective or anything, but just common sense. Why pay up to 200 dollars for some disease riddled entitled bimbo, when you can just get a 30$ blowjob from a cute eastern european girl?
This is, of course, assuming you're living somewhere in Western Europe.
Wait until you are making some money and get into sex tourism. Go to where it's legal and regulated and get much more bang for your buck.
In burgerland, many massage parlors and strip clubs that are open during the day (especially on a Sunday) are essentially brothels. But just not worth the price and risk for what you can get overseas.
there's a little voice in the back of my head telling me it's a bad idea to sleep with this chick
OP here. Found some chick that can do the splits. I honestly think cowgirl while girl does the splits is the hottest thing ever.
I wanna go for it but something tells me its not safe. How do you tell which girls are bait and which ones are real??
I would hire hookers constantly if it was legal where I live
Went to a brothel when I was on vacation 3 years ago and it was one of the best experiences of my life
I've had a few one night stands that I didn't pay for, but most were fatties and none could hold a candle to the whore. She was hot and made it all about me.
On the bright side, since it's illegal where I live I've managed to save quite a bit of cash and have a decent net worth since there is nothing else worth spending it on
>tfw just turned 23
>decided to go to a brothel and just fuck a qt Asian, no point in having to have an awkward first time
>usually have trouble getting hard and cumming
>girl basically performs like she's in a porno, does amazing shit with her tounge.
> fuck her to the point of slapping noises echoing from the room
>cum from straight out fucking and get a massage
Was really nice stress relief and the do a good job of making you feel special
>You'll lose it eventually
You don't really mean that do you?
No, I went to what I thought was a regular Massage Parlor in chinatown and when I got to the address it was actually a deli. The deli's a regular place with some old guy chilling in the back so I went to the old man and he took me into the basement where the girls were.
I only go to places after checking out the reviews. I do think about just getting robbed and murdered instead of that all the time but my first time was in the back of a strip club in the dominican republic so I tell myself if I was gonna die it would have happened already.
The girl didnt speak english but even if you go to a nice place the girl wont speak english very well, if at all.
And you tought was a parlor? Did he ask for secret code? How many girls were there? Your sex slave was 15? Older? Did you fuck her hard? Any sex details or any info? Was hot to fuck a sex slave?
>girl sucks and fucks dozens of guys before you
>omg my past doesn't matter! I'm with you now
>you spend one night with a hooker to lose your virginity and get over your total lack of experience
>lol fucking loser, had to pay to get laid haha
Gotta love that double standard, and how it explains the other double standard of slut shaming (men are praised for getting laid because it takes effort, for women they just have to open their legs. Therefore if a guy can't laid, it implies lack of effort/severe unattractiveness on his end)
Mattress, she was cute
I just saw a review. There was no secret code and about 3-4 girls hanging out but I didnt get my pick. One of them might have been mamasan and I didnt ask her age.
The lack there of reviews would have been the deciding factor. If you look on some of the sites there are people who make a habit of reviewing places several in the area so you get a bit of reliability that you wont die so long as they are alive.
Nothing, something about being caught off guard by a nude woman excites me.
>You'll lose it eventually.
It's a matter of confidence. Why risk looking like an idiot if you could do it in a place where they won't judge you. Also it's fucking outrageous that people like you say it's pathetic when in this day and age you're likely to be charged with rape of the girl has second thoughts. I had a much more relaxing time not worrying and just getting my dick wet. Honestly fuck you if you think it's pathetic to feel comfortable.