Is Norilsk,Russia the best town in the world for a robot to live in?

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Norilsk

>>26226107

I wonder if there is a single happy person in that town.

>>26226152
Absolutely not.

They get intoxicated and mildly belligerent which they think is happiness from what they can remember, but they're wrong.

>>26226152

everyone in Russia is happy, because putin says so

That place must really have a high suicide rate

>>26226107
>>26226139
That looks like you've been sentenced to life in Prison.

What the fuck.

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holy fuck what a shithole poor cunts

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>>26226107
seems like a perfect place to just hole up and drink/get high all the time

oh wait..

>>26226107
Op this is really funny please post more poverty stories

>>26226107
This is one of the most depressing that I ever saw

Looks cold and depressing. Perfect for robots.
Live in your self-chosen hell because you are to pussy to sudoku

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more from Norilsk

>>26226107
>>26226139
>>26226265
Looks like my kind of place.

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The perfect neighbourhood

>>26226372
Oddly, I find this aesthetic af

>>26226107
looks pretty comfy desu senpai

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jesus

no wonder russia has the highest opiate use outside of Afghan and Paki and are willing to inject necrosis causing homemade opiates to escape their shitty slav lives

http://weirdrussia com/2014/06/18/the-city-norilsk-one-of-the-most-polluted-places-on-earth/

good photos of Norilsk

>>26226265
>>26226107
so much space, never have trouble parking!

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>leave NEETbloc to get tendies,
>make it past the neighborhood traps
>visitor from /pol/ oblast hands me a NATSOC pamphlet,
>MRAs are out in force too
>see a queue of betas waiting to buy flowers, someone tells me there might be a girl in town.
>ask if my new NBs are in yet
>on my way back see a bunch of robots fighting over a soiled daki

such is life in Norlisk

>>26226590
There are no tendies in Norilsk, dumb murican

bet you there are some top qts there

>>26226634
do they have deenz?

>>26226696
i don't know what it is, so probably no

>>26226719
sardines

how do you know anyway

>>26226107
This looks like a map design of an 12 year old.

Comfy, how is the connection?

Do they have Internet connection and trendies to have vodka with?

Tokyo best town for a neet to live in

>>26226107
YES. Glorious Norilsk.

Doors are never locked and during the summer months are left wide open. Residents of an apartment building are free to eat from each others refrigerator, sit on their couch and watch television. If a large sum of money is found under the homeowners mattress, it may be taken, then returned, or not, it does not matter.

>Love and Sharing
Norilskites are not bothered by the trivial pursuit of wealth accumulation. To the decadent Westerner, these feats of human kindness seem impossible, like something out of a science-fiction workers utopia novel. In Norilsk it is reality. The people of Norilsk live on a higher plane of consciousness, one of boundless love and sharing.

>Diversity and Multiculturalism
Immigrants arrive in Norilsk from all over the former Soviet Union and the world. After the 2008 financial crisis, thousands of American refugees fled to Norilsk in search of a better life and a piece of the Russian Dream. Most live on the west side of town in what has become a vibrant immigrant community. They are free to carry on the corporate holiday traditions of their homeland with no fear of persecution from their Russian hosts. The Superbowl, Valentines Day, Wrestlemania and Easter Breakfast at McDonalds are celebrated with no less intensity and zeal.

http://www.norilskrussia.net/

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>>26227541
>that whole website

Especially
>the city of Norilsk is home to pretty flowers

>Norilsk is almost cut off from the world. It is connected by a railroad to only one city - the port of Dudinka. The only way to leave Norilsk is to then travel 2,000 km down the Yenisei River or by air. But due to bad weather a flight can be delayed for up to two weeks.
holy shit

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With a gigabit connection, and a working shipping service I would live entire life there.

>>26228138
what the fuck is this? a frozen fetus

>>26228397
Looks like a beaver for a dissection class

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>>26226107

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norilsk
"Norilsk was closed in November 2001 to all non-Russians"

>tfw you will never know the joys of Norilsk

>>26228526
fucking racist fucks

>>26227541
>Immigrants arrive in Norilsk from all over the former Soviet Union and the world. After the 2008 financial crisis, thousands of American refugees fled to Norilsk in search of a better life and a piece of the Russian Dream.
yet according to Wikipedia, the town was closed to all Non-Russians or Belarusians in 2001

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>>26228397
>>26228437
A beaver I cooked the other day.