Who /mischief/ here? >kiss normie boyfriend >do the butt

>>26224466
lmao, I hope you ridicule him like the faggot he is

>poo on the floor
>blame the dog

>poo on the floor
>blame maid

I steal green and blacks organic chocolate bars from the market almost everyday.

Who /shoplift/ here

>>26224500

>poo on the floor
>blame the dog
>live alone

>poo on the floor
>blame fish

>>26224466
tfw you have sex with men because you can't attract any women

>>26224466
Gave me a very big kek, nice work

>>26224466
>live in college dorm
>about to have a cig in a parking garage
>see a "souped up" Honda Civic coup double parked
>smoke my cig
>kick in the headlights
>scurry back to my dorm
>mfw I see the person driving out of the garage later with his 2 broken lights

>>26224959

Me too
T B H
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>>26224565
>poo on fish
>blame floor