>walking in the halls >some ginger with earbuds in autism

>>26223339
That sounds hilarious. I think it's funny that you assume that he as autism and he was not just being a funny guy. I think you are the one that has autism here.

>>26223465
>being this normie
>not understanding our memes

Get out

>>26223498
I've been coming to /r9k/ since it's creation and I still don't understand all of our memes. I get them, I just don't understand why people like them so much.
I'm not that fag you were replying to.

>>26223339
sounds like he was enforcing the rules pretty good though
>tfw never went to school with spidey-dancing autist hall monitor

>>26223465
It was very obvious he had autsim, people without autism (so maybe not you) can easily see this.

>>26223339
hell is a swear?

>>26223838
A curse word, a cuss, a bad word. Examples include: fuck, shit, ass

WHAT ARE AUTISM JEANS I THINK THAT'S WHAT I WEAR SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JEANS TO BUY

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>>26223989
they have wide legs and thigh pockets

>>26224039
What are some non autism normie jeans I can wear pls help

>>26223339
>autism jeans
The hell are those?

>>26224039
Also usually they are lighter colored like they've been worn for years

>>26224059
levis and cheap mondays, skinny jeans are fine if you can pull them off

only buy solid colors too

>>26224059
I don't wear jeans anymore but just make sure you get straight cut, or slim if you're into that, and make sure they aren't baggy anywhere above the knee

>>26223339
I got a good one. I'm walking into my class and i see some aut with a neckbeard mumbling to himself. He gets up and waddles over to the laptop tray, he grabs a laptop, makes a weord growling "Eahh" noise and sits down. I look at his screen.
Mlp pics on google images.
I now realise the extent of his autism.
I snap once and he spins around.
"PLEASE STOP" everyone stares at him. I snicker and snap again "HEY"
Finishhim.jpg
I snap 10 times with both hands "SHUT THE FUCK UP". Teacher escorts him to retard room. Im not even a suspect.
Autism is a gift, you just have to know what makes them aut out.

>>26223512
It's not that people like them. Just see it as spouting buzzwords.

>>26224065
all jeans are autistic

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>>26224148
Did he smell?

>>26224194
Like regret and spoiled lotion, also his nails were really long.

Autism kid who sings metal in public. He is the president of the "bronie"club". Get him to sing the MLP theme song in math class.

>6th grade
>Never properly learn how to hold a pencil, so all my writing comes out in bold block letters
>Teacher returns my work
"Gosh, Anon, you write like you're angry at the world!"
>Try to smile, responding how I think a person would respond, joking along
"Maybe I am!"
>Teacher goes silent.
>Quietly leaves the room
>Get escorted to a small room with no windows and 8 desks
>The other 7 have other kids who have disappeared from regular classes
>Get really slow lessons on science and history where we get to use our books during the tests
>Always told we're the 'experimental' class where they're trying out new teaching techniques.
>Don't realize I had been put in special ed until adulthood.

>>26224113
This right here. Hollister jeans are great and good quality too. They run sales all the time. If you can survive the nose rape that is their store, get a pair whenever you can afford to until you build up a respectable collection. People say cargo shorts are autism, but I think that the autism of one's shorts is a function of how many extra pockets they have. Two is fine, but eight is getting pretty autistic. Also, solid colors are in so ditch all of your graphic Ts from 2007. Hope this helps.

>>26224217
Long nails are always very common with autists and even just robots, I find.

>>26224253
Why are schools so sensitive like this? It's really annoying.

>>26224272
Yeah, he had a garbage aura to him... probably because my school makes the tards pick up trash. It's almost sad. Kek.

>>26224272
>Long nails are always very common with autists and even just robots, I find.

I'm on the spectrum and bite my nails until my fingers bleed.

>>26224320
Maybe your not the "disregard hygene" type of aut.

>7th grade
>lets call the kid Sal
>Sal always wore a suit to school. every day.
>Sal and I were in a speech/acting class together
>Had to present on an argumentative topic, you could use notecards and everything so it was pretty easy
>Sal's turn
>Sal's boisterous personality explains to the class the threat and effects of global warming, due largely not to cars, but because there are so many mexicans trying to cross the border to the US, and all of them need to shit without having access to a bathroom, that their collective excrement and CO2 is contribute to the build up of greenhouse gases.
>Sal concludes by throwing his notecards on the podium in a dramatic display as if to say "QED"
>"so what would you say your conclusion is, Sal?"
>"uhhh, well, we need to stop mexicans from coming here and uhhhhhhh...don't forget to get your green card and uhhhh that's all!"

>>26224340
Biting your nails is worse for hygiene than not cutting them

>>26224346
Sal seems based.

>>26224353
As long as they arent brown I really cant give two shits. I only cut mine every other week.

>>26224369
he was a pretty cool guy. i sometimes wonder what he is doing these days

>>26224353
>Biting your nails is worse for hygiene than not cutting them

Motherfucker, I'll cut your wee-wee off.

>>26224059
Straight cut Levi's in classic wash. They make your butt look good, just make sure they actually fit your waist.

When i was in high school i liked to hold signs and shit that said 9-11 was an inside job and harass people walking by.

>>26224039
>tfw wear a pair just like that , must be 10 years old even teared from the age
I don't really care how bad they look eventhough i am aware of it, they are too comfy to drop

>>26224346
If i wear suits i am autistic?

>>26227202
If you wear poorly fitting suits everywhere then yes probably

If they fit well then you may just be overdressed

>>26224059
Skinny/slim jeans if you're not overweight. For example the Levi's 510/511

>>26227202
no, but if you go here you are

>>26223465
>wearing autism jeans

If he was just dancing and doing the no swearing thing, maybe he was kidding. but walking in with autist clothes proves it.

>>26223465

you're a pathetic pseudo trip fag. all you do is browse all day and shitpost with your cock email. faggots like you are the cancer of this forum.

>>26227202

If you wear suits to high school / college to appear "serious" then yes, that's highly correlated with autism and awkwardness.

Name ONE non-autistic person in the modern era who wore suits to class. You can't.

>>26228055
You are pathetic because I say so.

>get on train
>have to squeeze by manlet with fallout backpack blocking the stairs
>he stutters an apology
>get to campus
>manlet grips handrails to support weight
>leaps over stairs and out of train
>makes perfect landing on both feet
>scuttles away

>>26228059

I knew one guy who overdressed to uni class every single day but he wasn't an aut, just really narcissistic and cringey

>>26228059
plenty of kids at my school have formal events or "toasters" clubs that they attend regularly so every other class or w/e they'll be in a suit and tie.
They usually get a few compliments, and are sociable normal dudes.

>>26228059
Actually all the highschool Chads back in my day started dressing up 'just because'. Became pretty commonplace to see suits and business clothes. You know nothing, faggot.

>>26223465
tripfags are the autistic idiots on r9k without even knowing.

>>26223512
Its not so much a meme, this is board culture.
I think you mean r9ks recreation u came here.

The boards original purpose has always been original content in the form of greentext stories.
The 2 most common thread types were
>Retail horror stories
And
>Tard stories

This thread seems like an attempt at the latter, but sadly as you can see this place is suffering from cancerous newfaggottry.
>If you haven't been here min. a year, you need to stop posting and lurk moar

>>26224039
I'ld use those pants in my work tho -plumber-

>>26228059
albert einstein wore suits to class all the time, also he was shitting all over the place constantly.

>>26228059
No i dont wear suits to school we have an uniform in here

>>26228441
I agree, it's like they got lost trying to find a nice forum so they ended up here and tried making a username.

>>26228656
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