>mfw I've banged almost 20 girls with a 5.5 inch penis
Never had a complaint, most girls cum and can't handle anything too big anyway. Of course being bigger would be better, but tough tomatoes. You can sit here and play the woe as me card... or try to dispute anything I said, or you can accept the fact small dicky tricky manlets get fwbs and gfs too.
Don't worry, brobots Soon there will be a gynoid wife for every man. You see, Chad is just as aware as you are that the pussy market is volatile and controlled by emotional outside influences, he's just more willing and able to impose his own controls and hoard resources, utilising them before they depreciate (knowing they depreciate rapidly, and faster with use) When the waifubots come and subvert the current pussy market with high value/low cost/low depreciation assets, Chad will no longer have to engage as he does. Chad, bot and beta will join hands as brothers and move towards a better future. Just have faith, okay. And hell, even if there's no robot gf, we get to fight in the War for Europe, so you have an opportunity to claim skulls for Khorne. Keep faith :D
i casually dated a girl one summer after she intensely came on to me. she was my friend's sister. my friend's other friends warned me off of her since she'd been with most of them but i didn't listen. i helped her with math all summer and drove her 15 hours away to see her friend in the hospital while i hung out with her ex. end of the summer she was going back to school across the country, and i asked if she would date me if we were living in the same place. she said no, she'd only be interested in dating ex #1 or ex #2. so that was that. but a week after she left she started calling me every day to talk for hours. one day she casually asked if i watched porn. i told her not really, because i don't, and i asked her why she asked. she said it was because i had the smallest penis of any of the 30+ guys she had been with. we weren't even having a fight, she just casually brought it up. didn't stop me from being her emotional tampon for the next 8 years, doing her homework, taking her on trips, buying her upwards of $10,000 worth of nonsense. while she fucked other guys. at the end she just coldly told me we couldn't be friends anymore because i was turning her into a slut for giving her boyfriend-like emotional support while she had casual sex with others. she was ready for a real boyfriend, and she said i was handsome and gentle with her but not what she was looking for. she fell asleep and i left her room and she sleepily called out "sorry" in a bored and annoyed tone. i said "it's ok" and left. done with that nonsense forever. >small penis attitude >small penis penis >small penis life
>>26224865 it's 100% real. i didn't even include the times over those 8 years when she completely fucked me over and then came back a few months later and i gladly accepted her. it's funny you posted colbert. about 6 years in, she finally agreed to date me. but she hated it. she had a trip to hawaii with a bunch of girls and she called me from there to tell me that she "didn't like me" because 5 hot guys had hit on her and she couldn't fuck them because she'd feel guilty. relationship lasted about 6 weeks before she ended it. the next day (or maybe 2 days later) she was already posting on social media about these dates she was having with this other guy, including driving up to see the colbert report live (still can't watch anything with colbert even though i loved him since strangers with candy). so i blocked her and stuff. a couple weeks later she called me crying about how she didn't have any friends and everyone in our town was a dick. i comforted her. then she talked about the guy she was dating, and how he was such a great listener. she actually told me that after they had met on a dating site, she went over to his house the first night and let him "face-fuck" her. then she told me that he reminded her of me, except he had all the things i was missing. i guess she was trying to push me to be better or something, but that was one of the 2 times i actually yelled at her. anyway turned out he was stupid or something and she came back to me a few months later and i was like "duhhh ok!" she wasn't even pretty.
>>26225093 thank you, and yes i'm better. i still think about her all the time, something about her was magical. >>26224902 was right. she had honesty and integrity and i always thought she was a good person, just frustrated that i wasn't better. i don't date at all anymore, and i don't miss it, it's just not something i do. i can't imagine doing it and nobody's interested in me, so those kinds of interactions are just impossible. but it's all good, being on your own is way better than that mess.
>>26225226 yeah maybe not. seems like she had it with work and friendships though, just not dating. she did a lot of volunteer work. maybe that was just for the image though. i forgot to mention when i was pressing her about the small penis thing, like why she would tell me that, she said that she had told several of her friends AND my friends about it. she sounded guilty and apologetic the whole time though so i forgave her, like people talk shit all the time and she was just owning up to it. eh whatever.
>>26223977 Why do women use this excuse all the time? >It was only emotional! we didn't have sex, I just needed emotional support you weren't giving me! or if they had sex, >it was only physical! I still loved you the whole time, I just needed sex that you weren't giving me!
No matter what, they have an excuse that puts the blame on you for why they cheated.
>>26223240 Okay the whole penis thing aside, what the fuck is with this guy? >I do whatever I can to make the sex good in terms of oral, foreplay, mood, etc Is this really what relationships are? Bending over backwards to make some bitch happy? There's not a single person in this world who I would be willing to please in every way possible on a constant basis. Fuck that shit.
This dude's girlfriend is a shallow whore and not much else, and he is a pathetic bitch for not leaving her.
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