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>She makes plan for her & Tyrone
>You act like you'll be busy while she gets boned
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>>26221842
>you had a nice dinner and pay for the cab
>destination: chad
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>>26221842
>Tyrone
>boned

>>26221862
>cab
>chad

is this primary school
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>you love her and give her flowers
>Chad pounds her for hours
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>>26221842
>you're getting mad at a 4chan shill
>chad invites her for netflix and chill
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>you make her laugh
>chad makes her cum
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>You won't man up and tell her how you fell cause you're too wussy
>Chad don't give a fuck, he just goes straight for her pussy
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>being in a feels thread, wishing to die
>all while chad's giving her a creampie
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>>26221842
>You're at home playing counter strike global offensive
>chad is having sexual intercourse with the girl you wish to have sexual intercourse with however you are still playing counter strike global offensive at home
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>>26222059
>>26222275
They're all good but these are my favourite.
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>>26222249
>how you fell
>you fell
>fell

From tripping on that spaghetti?
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>you wank into a sock
>she blows Chad's cock
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>you organize where your porn is stored
>she eats chad's shmorgishborg
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>>26221842
If you find a girl who fucks a nigger attractive it is time to reevaluate your life.
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>you snort heroin to make the pain go away
>in just one night, she lets seven men have their way
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>>26222221
you're a fucking failure anon, you couldn't fucking rhyme and you couldn't even fucking post a millisecond later to get those double trips.
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>>26222676
He's not getting sex either way.
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>you buy her a gift for her birthday
>she takes the gift but fucks Chad anyway
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>you get her an expensive bottle of wine
>she drinks it with Chad and does 69
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>>26222980
>I bought you something you can't say no

What
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>>26223141
She took the gift, retard.
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>You love the idea of her, think of her as your Venus
>Tonight she's going out to suck no one other than Chad's penis
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>>26222544
So lazy it made me laugh

>>26222583
Legitimately funny
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>not posting the classic
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>She laughs at your t-shirt and says that Madoka a shit
>She gasps at Chad's ding dong and nods when he asks can he hit it
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>On valentine's day you invite her for a meal
>Too late, Chad's already making her squeal
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>You offer her fresh Diet Cherry Coca Cola for her to savor
>She declines your offer, as Chad's semen's her favorite flavor
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>>these threads suck.
>>go chad.
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>You pay her bail
>Chad makes her wail
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>She is the star of your dreams
>Chad makes her scream
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>>26224929
Fuck. This one hurted.
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> he gave her an orgasm and she squealed
>I load a magazine into my Springfield
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>You happily walk her to class
>Later in the night Chad fucks her in the ass
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>posting on 4chan, alone in your room,
>while Chad fucks her, and paints her womb
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>anon was awkward, alone and uncouth,
>with video games and anime, he wasted his youth
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>you bought her fifty red roses
>her legs are the Red Sea, Chad's dick is the Moses

how is this not original?
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>You make a sad robot poem
>she sucks on chad's 7 inch totem
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>while tyrone is giving her HIV
>you're on /r9k/ screaming reeeeeeee
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>Chad has a girlfriend which he regularly fucks
>Anon has his hand, and collects neetbux
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>She loves the train of Jamal & friends
>While you jerk off to no end
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>you text her that you're in love
>Chad is behind her giving her a good shove
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>>26225442
Hahaha winner
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>you, sitting alone on a Friday night in your room
>she's over at Chad's looking for someone to fill her up womb
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>Chad earns six figures, what wonderful luck!
>Anon works at McDonalds and is a wagecuck
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>you create NEET comfy threads
>Chad's pounding qts on their beds
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>you go on 4chan and make a silly rhyme
>she will suck Chad's cock until the end of time
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>>26225035
I know it was deliberate, but it was your grammar that really made me flinch.
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>you like the pokemon steelix
>chad gives her the benis :DD
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>>26225699
>anon finds poor grammar to be bothersome
>while his oneitis drinks his brother's cum
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>>26225673

>tfw I don't even give a shit anymore
>tfw she can rot in hell for all i care
>tfw i'll kill myself before reaching 35
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>>26227926
its supposed to rhyme anon
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>You main a druid
>She swallows chads fluid
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>>26224607
But... You could have rhymed with cuck! It would have been great. You ruined it.
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>>26227926

>Anon doesn't know how to rhyme
>While Chad fucks her like he's committing a crime
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>You're at home warming up your hot pocket
>Chad's at her place feeding her his beef nugget
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>You pray you'll gain another inch of height
>Seven-foot Chad profanes her sacred site
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I'm going to try some more experimental poetry.

-

'Love me' by Anon

Baby,

I don't care if you cuck me;

Just . . .

Love me.

Baby.
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>You watch anime
>She sucks dee eye see kay
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>>26222617
Go back to /pol/ you cuck.
At least he isn't a little fuck.
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>we are online, letting out a nice REEE
>she is in the sunshine, getting a piece of chad's D
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>>26227926
N*gger, I don't care if dat bitch don't fuck me
I'll be making G, making G, making G.
I'll get a golden Deagle, blow his cock just like that
Just like she do but I do it with a Gat.

Don't you n*gger think that I give half a fuck
I don't suffer roachies and I ain't no fucking cuck.
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>I cozy up by my PC with tendies
>Wagecuck's work all day at Wendy's
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>>26225388
One of the best yet.
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>>26230276
nice rhymes son
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>11 posts after me will be doubles
>Chad's dick is so big it gives her vaginal troubles
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>>26230378
>you're on 4chan trying to get those repeating digits
>She's trying to see if Chad's dick fits
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She revels in promiscuous affairs;
You praise the Christos and climb Heaven's stairs.
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I love these threads for their OC
Chad's penis is inside Stacey.
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How long do you think it will take for me to get over the only girl I've been in love with?
It'll be 12 years since she passed away this year.
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>>26230628
You won't

That's what you get for falling for the love meme. She would've cucked you eventually so don't sweat it too much
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you petting dinner dog
While she take Chang thunder wangs dong
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>you rank up to level 56
>she takes cumshots from multiple dicks
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>you waste you time on World of Warcraft
>She takes it hard from Chad's shaft
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>you're a loser
>chad fucks her
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Robots usually have a pretty good eye for cringe, which is why it's baffling that these threads pop up every so often.
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Whilst stacy is at party giving a blowjob to a strange man
You sit at home lonely and make your master plan

Although she is not yet aware of her fate
A bullet will meet with her head not a minute too late

For when the day comes that you aim at her head
The pavement will painted with her dirty blood red
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>>26232036
Keep going, add more

Whilst Stacey is at a party giving a
blowjob to a chadish man
You sit at home lonely and make
your master plan

Although she is not yet aware of her fate
A bullet will meet with her head not a minute too late

For when the day comes that you aim at her head
The pavement will be painted with her dirty blood red
Thank god that useless bitch is dead

All because you girls give him no affection
For his life is full of rejection

Other guys always getting blown
And he is here all alone

You don't give him a single word
It's absolutely fucking absurd

He hates you all a lot
He can't wait for his one shot
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>she is the girl of your dreams >Chad fucks her as she screams
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