>anon we'll give you $20 if you let us watch you jerk off
take the $20
start insulting them
when they go 'anon wtf?!' pretend that i thought 'jerk off' meant 'act like a massive jerk' and have them believe me because i'm that much of an autist.
only if you laugh at my small cock and call me pathetic mid jerk
>Tell them to let me think about this
>Ask myself what would GG Allin do
>Do this as i drink my beer
>Finish my beer
>Whip dick out
>Piss all over them
>take a shit and throw it in their hair
>Probably punch one in the face
>Tell them "now you got hep a to round out the rest"
Yes. Just to ejaculate on them with the force of a thousand suns.