>anon we'll give you $20 if you let us watch you

lol i've done this for free. I came into this girls bra. ahh good times.

>>26221422
Can you please fuck off?

What does this even mean?

Whar are these kinds of threads supposed to be about?

It's fucking unrealistic and retarded, now fuck off and die OP please.

Impregnat all of them on the spot without even penetrating.
Then get my money and buy a shitton of beers. Shit is cash.

$20 each and we have a deal.

>>26221422
>wot do?
Charge them $100.

I'm worth more than $20 you cheap bitches.

>>26221422
take the 20$

>>26221500
>i'm worth more than 20$
yeah sure.

>>26221422
Can't get hard looking at an ugly thot like you bitch. put a bag over yo head and then we get to talking,

Eh I would pee in all there butts

>>26221422
I'd do it but they have to get naked and kiss or something

>>26221422
ok but you guys need to get me hard first

Hell I'll do it for free if you'll fool around a little

Take all their money
Maybe slap them on the way out
On some g shit

>>26221534
>Eh I would pee in all there butts
Goeie meme m@e

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>>26220646
BNUS!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD

>>26221422
say "prepare to be disappointed"

and proceed to take the money and masturbate

>>26221422
take the $20
start insulting them
when they go 'anon wtf?!' pretend that i thought 'jerk off' meant 'act like a massive jerk' and have them believe me because i'm that much of an autist.

>>26221422
I would do it. I'd try to have fun with it.
Maybe play it off like I can't cum and try to get one of the girls to help jerk me off.

Even possibly convince her to blow me.

>>26221692
Why would they pay you first?
You could just run off.

>>26221422
Sure, I'll take that in Bitcoin

>>26221708
you can tell at a glance that i won't be running anywhere.

If by that you mean you will get naked and have sex with each other and I will cum on you, then okay.

40 bucks and I'll let YOU jerk me off

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only if you laugh at my small cock and call me pathetic mid jerk

>>26221422
20 each? OK. Give me your phones while I do it though

20$ each you, me love you long time

Only if I have something to watch while I do it.

>>26221617
This anon knows the way to do it

>Tell you what, you keep the 20 and I'll let you jerk me off

yes i will i would really like that actually

>>26221422
I would literally just say "ok" and do it if they were serious. They would not be able to resist touching my dick.

"If you give me forty bucks I'll let you help!"

>>26221422
Yes.

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>>26221422

Is running away a option ?

>>26221422
>tfw no cute teen girls to mock and tease me as I jack off in front of them

>>26221452
No fuck you, these threads always put a smile on my face.

>only $20 from 3 girls

no thanks

>>26221422
$20 each and first, leave your phones outside the room, and I'm gonna need you to get naked with me.

Which one of you will take my load in her mouth?

>>26221422
these threads are ,fucking retarded

sssss

>>26221422
Would gladly do it for free your majesty

>>26221422
Okay, I would have done it for free and I have but I will take the money too.

>>26221422
I'm not a whore, but $20 is $20

I jerk off for free pretty damn often no shit I would jerk off for them.

Hell if they were doing something hot to get me turned on I would do it for free

>Tell them to let me think about this
>Ask myself what would GG Allin do
>Do this as i drink my beer
>Finish my beer
>Whip dick out
>Piss all over them
>take a shit and throw it in their hair
>Probably punch one in the face
>Tell them "now you got hep a to round out the rest"

one of you get naked and schlick for me and I'll do it for free

>>26221422
20 Dollars is 40 cans of sardines. I will do it! The sardines will give the proteins back.

>>26221422
>throw in one of you playing with your tits and I'm down

this is my fetish, the 1980s uk changing room decor is the icing on the cake.

>>26221422

I'll do it if you're willing to help me out with it.

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Yes. Just to ejaculate on them with the force of a thousand suns.