>24 year old obese virgin, somewhat given up on life
>spend all day in bed playing vidya
>one day out of pure laziness, shit my undies
>this becomes a regular thing
>mass of feces-caked boxers starts accumulating under my bed
>mom starts asking where all my underwear has gone for laundry
>mom buys me more boxers
>a few months later...
>mom discovers heap of crusty turderhosen due to odor
>also discovered her clothing catalogs and crusty cum rags (whole other shit storm, my mom is very religous)
>she freaks the fuck out
>i have to see a therapist or face getting kicked out
how do i convince the therapist it's just laziness and i don't have some kind of serious mental disorder? also i feel like her violation of my privacy is a more serious issue. and no i dont have any piss bottles i havent suck that low yet, haha
Your medical condition is such severe obesitas that youre too lazy to poo in loo.
Lose weight you lazy piece of shit.
Everyone with a good body can get at least some kind of pussy
What the fuck man, just stop shitting yourself.
Are you Indian?
there's no way after telling that story that they will put it down to just laziness. there's being lazy, and then there's shitting on yourself and hiding your shit under your bed (because you can't bury it in a back garden at least, like a cat).
How many Good Boy Points did you lose with this fiasco, OP?
>being this new
>normal people dont do this or that
> how do i convince the therapist it's just laziness and i don't have some kind of serious mental disorder?
>regularly shit your bed
>crusty cum rags
>post on /r9k/
You do have a mental disorder.
Neanderthals and early humans buried their waste, or just had it away from their homes. Even Indians at least shit on beaches or designated streets.
OP had devolved into an infantile state and is incapable of taking care of his most basic needs. He should be institutionalized.
Laziness is not a real concept in the therapy world, it is like saying stupid, when the disorder is mentally disabled.
You certainly have a disorder beyond even basic depression, its psychosis. Complete catatonic disregard.
>feel the urge
>go outside my home
>pull pants down
>defecate onto the ground
>wipe anus with rock
>return to my home feces-free
>americans hoard feces in their rooms and underpants
>call me disgusting