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Am I a robot?
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Hello robot board, I have recently discovered this board and was wondering whether or not if I belong here or not. Can someone give me a diagnosis?
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Fuck off redit
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>he used a comma

get out normie
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>>26220342
never been on it
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>>26220360
what makes a normie apart from that though
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do you feel like you are not whole? do you feel like other people are naturally able to do and get things you very much want but are unable? or maybe like you don't want those things and are thus excluded from society? are you generally alone or lonely? how rare is your rarest pepe?

these are the questions a robot must answer
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>>26220677
>do you feel like you are not whole?
no
>do you feel like other people are naturally able to do and get things you very much want but are unable?
to some degree yes
>or maybe like you don't want those things and are thus excluded from society?
yes i do not want many of those things
>are you generally alone or lonely?
yes
>how rare is your rarest pepe?
lol
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>>26220777

This person >>26220677 is from Reddit.
Just ignore him.

Are you a virgin?
Are you friendless?
Are you depressed often?
Do you dislike popular culture?
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>>26220777
Wasted trips...
ORIGINALE DEPORTALE TO CIUDAD DE PEEPEEPICO
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>>26220843
Anwer this anon and we'll know.

Also if you've ever had a girlfriend you're a normie by default
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>>26220843
Not op but I'm uncertain

>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you friendless?
No
>Are you depressed often?
Sometimes even though my life should be great compared to other robots
>Do you dislike popular culture?
Its cancer
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>>26221327
Get TF out
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>>26221327
Nope, sorry you failed the test, now as is tradition you'll need to leave this board while listening to the r9k national anthem:

FUCKING NORMIE
GET OFF MY BOARD

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26221327
you can never be a robot.
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>>26221327
what is it with you fucking normalfags wanting to be robots? Get the fuck out
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>>26220843
Are you a virgin?
done sex once
Are you friendless?
yes
Are you depressed often?
yes
Do you dislike popular culture?
yes


Do I qualify?
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>>26220843
OP here
I am not a virgin
Not friendless
not depressed often
I dislike popular culture
Sorry I believw
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>>26221327
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE NORMIE SCUM GET OUT REEEEEEE
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Bonus question!

Have you read the supreme gentleman's manifesto in full?
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What is this board all about? I'm new here.
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>>26221758
if the sex was either you getting raped, or from a whore, then maybe you can be an honorary robot, however you'll need to leave if you've ever had a gf
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>>26221853
>getting raped, or from a whore
it was a 20 minute stand with a person I've meet just few minutes before
>you'll need to leave if you've ever had a gf
no, never happened
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>>26221870
>it was a 20 minute stand with a person I've meet just few minutes before
normie nearing chad activity

abort
abort
abort
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>>26221812
Originally? A board for general discussion without having to deal with copypastas and meme spam.

Right now? THE place for betas and social rejects to share their anger and depression
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>>26221812
[original]everything[/content]
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>>26221881
I think you got it wrong. I'm a fembot
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>>26221909
>fembot
you just lost any chance of ever being considered part of /r9k/
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>>26221909
vaginas can not be robots
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>>26221909
>being female
Sorry senpai, you'll need to leave inmediatly, this is a boys club.

as is tradition you'll need to leave this board while listening to the r9k national anthem:

FUCKING NORMIE
GET OFF MY BOARD

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26221921
>>26221930
>>26221944
Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I can't be a robot.
I've never even been on a date
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>>26221970
stop arguing our terms in our home terf you fuckwit. only virgins can be robots, some people might make exceptions for guys, and deem them cyborg-tier, but never for a female.

YES MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED
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>>26221970
Sorry, it's just the general consensus, grills can't be robots, I can't do anything about it, you can call yourself a robot but robots won't accept it, you can be as depressed as you want and post here about it, but you can't call yourself a robot, /adv/ and /soc/ are still there if you need any help.
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>>26222035
> /adv/ and /soc/ are still there if you need any help.
I don't need advice and I' too fat and ugly for /soc/
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>>26222067
Then why are you here? Memeposting and feelposting can be done in every board
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>>26221970
Do you realize that this is a board created essentially for the purpose of talking shit about women by bitter social rejects who need to vent their frustration?
You're not intended to join in with comments. So please limit yourself to lurking or pretend to be a male, or we'll talk shit about you whatever you'll say.
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>>26221970
>I've never even been on a date>>
literally ask in this thread right now and at least 5 thirsty guys will agree to go on a date with you. real robots do not have that luxury
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>>26220843
>incel
>robot

Being a failed, sexually frustrated normie won't make you a robot.
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