>come home >see this what would you do in this situation?

>>26218585
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CABINET LIGHTS ON WHEN YOU'RE NOT USING THEM DAD

>>26218585
Give him a lethal dose of memephine.

Laugh
Then get scared
Probably do a 180, make sure I'm within eyesight of both neighbors and the guy, and pretend to call the popo to scare him off

Tell him part of his dick is missing and convince him to suicide with me.

>>26218585
Well he'd be trespassing in my house so probably tell him turn around and bend over at gunpoint before shit would start to get really gay.

Gotta lose that virginity somehow.

>>26218585
grab nearest object, smash on his face

>>26218585
ask him why he look so angwy

>>26218609
This was my first thought

>>26218585
Hit him with a crowbar

Let's see if Gordon Freeman likes a taste of is own medicine.

>>26218585
Is that Wayne Lambright?

give him the succ

>>26218616
You mean do a 360?