you jel?

nice phone autist faggot

>>26216341
you sound pretty jel

Lmao OP what Marg is probably as old as that phone you fucking poorfag

nah
last time a jel'd i got really bad dandruff

>>26216529
>>26216588
sure you dont need some buttered toast to go with that jelly?

>phone straight from 2006

Yup. Super jel.

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>>26216338
No, i had sex last night with pic related

Her name is stacey.

no im not jelly that you are to much of a poor fag to afford a modern phone.

>for all we know that is your fucking sister also

>>26216986

When you kiss her do you fear falling into the white abyss?

>>26216338
>That phone

Fuck I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

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>>26217003
>>26216960
>falling this hard for the materialism meme

Are your texts to/from this girl leading to hanging out in real life?

Take a warning from a cyborg. Many girls will text you because they're bored and/or want attention.

>>26217037
lol.

orginlax

>>26217097
my tongue and her tongue made contact about an hour before this text was recieved

& to everyone talking shit about my phone how about you talk shit to my face instead of on the internet

>>26217037
>>26217117

She doesnt let me kiss her most of the time
Shes a hooker, but i dont pay her, but she still doesnt kiss me for some reason

I think its because she has separated the act of sex from love entirely in her mind

>>26217180
>trying to kiss an actual whore and getting rejected
sounds like you should be jel of my budding relationship with a pure qt and strive for something similar

>>26216341
>>26216960
>>26217003
>>26217048
Explain how an older (flip)phone is bad. A phone is meant to make and take calls, that's it. Texts are nice to have, too, anything other than that is a solid waste of money.

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>>26217073
>>26217431

Well i guess to a useless NEET who spends all day on his computer, having the ability to do computer shit any where in the world would be a waste of money.

>keep telling yourself im just a useless materialistic normie poorfag.

>>26217158
>bragging about just kissing a girl to autistic virgins on a tibetan sky burial forum

Reevaluate your life OP

>>26216338
drug dealer
bloxx

>>26216338
She'll dump you once she sees your phone

>>26217073
is this guy considered attractive? he's the closest i've seen to an actor that looks kind of like me (pasty, grey/blue eyes, bridged nose, weak chin, browning blonde hair)

>>26216338
That's some quality b8 right there

>>26219117
Classic

Original comment

>>26216338
I've been depressed for 6 months and literally had a rope on my neck and was ready to jump and then this fucking thread shows with OP's old ass phone it literally made me roll on the floor laughing. Thanks OP.

>>26219174
Focus robot eye on the prize.

>>26219117
Not really. He would be to some people but he's certainly not traditionally attractive.

> 3G
No thanks.

4G LTE

>>26219117
Dano is a classic ladies' man. It just takes a certain kind of charisma.

Masterb8 m8

>>26217294
Im not jealous of your ugly fatty, nigger