No. I'm in a weird position where I like myself quite a bit, but I can't fathom a girl ever being interested in me. I'm not sure what girls value in a guy, but whatever it is I definitely don't have. Girls and I are just too different, I'm destined to be a sad, lonely cunt.
>>26215318 Yeah, it happened a few times actually.
Ended up getting cucked two times and started feeling a bit bitter towards women.
The last girl that I went out with for a bit sucked my dick last weekend and I couldn't even enjoy it. All I was thinking about the entire time was "that cunt is probably going to be sucking on another guy's dick next week"
She stopped responding to my texts and I deleted her number. Fuck women.
But, ontop of being beta about it I know that I'd be a lousy lover sexually. Mostly I'd rather just get each other off doing whatever the other wanted instead of doing the whole sex thing and just clean up and move on.
Never heard or met a girl who was down for simple exchanges.
Yea I actually had sex earlier this evening. We fucked then talked and laughed with each other until I left. It was nice. Btw sex feels different than your hand. Feels like thrusting into a tight warm thing.
>>26215318 I think one woman wanted me once. But the closest thing she did to show attraction was leaning towards me. And I blew it afterwards. So, I am not sure. Never have been in a situation were things can get sexual with a woman.
Hey guys listen up. This one time, this is really good, this one time I actually has SEX. That's right. I put my penis, my real actual wienie, inside a real life girl's vagina. I've only ever done it once and it was pretty magical. It's been over 2 years since I've so much as kissed or held hands with a girls
god yes and it makes so mad thinking about how oblivious i was...
>Be me in middle school >Me and best friend skateboard (or try our best to) everyday in culdesac >qt girl next door is two years younger than me >She shows interest in us skateboarding and hangs out with us while we play N64 games. She just kind of hangs out and doesn't play games but will participate in conversations and jokes. Good times >Get to HS. Best friend moves away. I don't go outside much anymore. qt still randomly wants to hang out >She starts HS when I am in 10th grade. Her first day of school she wakes me up early banging on my door. "Anon youre going to drive me to school in your car so I dont have to take the bus right??" >I take her to and from school almost every day. >She starts after school gymnastics. I even pick her up from that >People at school always make comments on how jelly they are I am best friends with the hottest freshman >Almost half the time she will stay in my room after school while I do homework or play vidya. She takes naps on my bed >Still oblivious think we are just friends
>This goes on for a little over a year until I get a job and don't have time for her >Later on after she goes to uni she sends email saying how she really liked me and tried her best to get my attention >tfw you realize the whole time she would give me back massages, change in my room and tell me "no peeking ;)" and asking if I wanted to take naps with her was this girl throwing herself at me.
Yes, when i was in highschool, she was a 8/10 Stacy, she used to flirt a lot with me, she used to hug me and even tried to kiss me every day for almost 2 weeks (i never let her kiss me though), she also did things as sitting on my lap, play with our legs under the table, took my hand and made me feel her thighs (i have a huge leg fetish and she knew that) while she rub her tits on my shoulder, she made me put my face on her chest almost weekly and one time attempted to give me a handjob/blowjob in a bus. She did all that shit and some more for 3 fucking years, I to this day still don't understand how the fuck that happened, i mean, to me, i'm at best a 6/10, i didn't have any hobbies besides watching anime, playing vidya and studying, so i was boring as fuck, also my social skills were a fucking -1/10, so all that shit was surreal.
Even though she was practially telling me "Fuck me", i didn't do anything, and to this day i'm still a KV.
(Sorry if my english is broken, i don't write in english often)
>>26217658 They both later told me they were under the impression we were together. My family, especially me and my father, are very socially awkward so I could def see how they would feel weird about bringing it up.
>>26217686 It used to keep me up at night. I've just kind of accepted it at this point. I was this close to being a normie guys...
>>26215318 I don't know. What are some signs or indicators that a female is SEXUALLY interested in you? I'm not talking about money or status whores who are only looking to exploit your resources, but don't feel any attraction towards you. I'm talking about females who are genuinely physically attracted to your looks.
Will they walk up to you and tell you they think that you're attractive? Touch you? Kiss you?
I've narrowed it down to two primary reasons as to why I'm still a kissless virgin at 21.
Interest, but not necessarily sexual interest. Just things like a few certain girls looking at me more than average, and stuff. I had a female lab partner once randomly tell me about how good peeing felt and she'd always say things like "Oh here I am the weird tall Asian girl, your lab partner" and giggle stuff. It felt flirty but she might have just been bored. I don't know.
I have no idea when a woman is expressing interest unless she is like, blatantly obvious. Basically unless she flat out says something like "I find you physically attractive" I can't tell the difference between friendly and flirting. So to answer OP's question, once, maybe more?
No. Females can smell my autism a mile off. More often than not women look like their days just got a whole lot worse when they realize they have to deal with me in some capacity or other. All these normalscum saying yes need to fuck off and stay fucked off.
Yes. She presented her ass to me, practically begging me to make a move. She bent over in front of me in the context of searching for something on a shelf, but really she was just presenting her ass to me like an animal in heat. She and I knew what she was looking for was on a completely different shelf, she just wanted an excuse to entice me. She didn't squat or kneel down, legs perfectly straight, face way down, ass up. Like the failure I am, never made a move. Obviously, in the middle of the day, with other people around, I couldn't just grope her ass and then it's on. But the window was there for me to make a move under more private circumstances.
>>26215318 Yes, but I only know it because they were coming on really hard and giving me obvious "fuck me" eyes. One was a bisexual SJW and the other was a weeb who ended up dating a MtF tranny. Most girls don't flirt that bluntly in casual, out-in-public situations where Chad can easily work his magic.
I have a near Neanderthal brow ridge that makes my eyes look sunken in and perpetually in shadow. People have told me that it makes me look perma angry. I wear a 1/4" beard as well, so that's probably not helping. That and living in Southern California. Maybe it could be different somewhere else. A robot can only hope, right?
>>26221283 I used to think the same thing regarding looks before I realized I was illiterate in reading body language. If you aren't Chad, girls won't lay it on thick in public, you have to go out with friends who are chill and can give you a reference point to imitate. Given that that is so much work, I've never even bothered, even though I know it would probably work.
On that same note, anybody know any body language tutorials that aren't entirely /cringe/-tier? Preferably ones specific for flirting body language/facial expressions?
>>26221770 Awesome m8. If there ever is an /r9k/ sticky, this should be the first thing on it. I love how the author is a total normie, but is also obsessed with breaking down body language to some kind of robot-tier logical formula.
I couldn't tell. I'm not bad looking at all and i'm not a complete asshole either, so at one point in my life i guess at least one female did show sexual interest in me but i was too oblivious to notice
3rd grade: >qt 4th graders likes me, I liked her >Never asked her to be my gf because I didn't know she liked me, I only figured it out after she moved and my cunt friends told me after >If I would have gotten her I could very well have become Chad tier
8th grade: >Black chick liked me, she was actually pretty cute for a black girl >Never did anything about it
12th grade: >Another black girl liked me >Never did anything about it because she wasn't really cute and was definitely not worth betraying my race for
12th grade: >qt girl maybe liked me >Never asked her out because I had just turned 18 and she was only 16 and I didn't fancy getting thrown in prison and getting ass raped
>>26222667 >I had just turned 18 and she was only 16
Eu here. I get this is illigal and all, but wtf ? Would like somebody call cops at you and they would bust your shit ? Same thing happened to friend of mine, they even did sexy time and when cops found out they just ask girl if it was consensual and that was it.
I went to my friend's birthday party when I was 15. His cousin was there, and she was hitting on me the whole time. >you're so funny, anon! >so what's up, anon? >hey, anon! Didn't even pick up on it because of my autism.
Then, a second time, this girl had a whole "pretend" relationship with me. We would snuggle together and hold hands. She'd tell everyone in my dorm, "Hey guys, look! Me and anon are dating!" I was so sure it'd become a real relationship. >it didn't
At least I learned to kill my loneliness in the healthiest way possible: crippling opiate addiction.
>>26215318 Yes/no, she showed sexual interest but it was a tease gimmick in actuality. Have I ever gotten any? and will I? Fuck no, why muddle up my spiritual energy with intimate relations and not achieve sorcerer status? The only thing I have to stop doing is jacking off and I can get there.
Literally every year of high school i had my dream girls be into me but I never did anything about it because I'm fucking retarded. The worst was when i spent the weekend at a girl's house cause her bf wasn't around. She spent the whole time half naked, making comments on how she was on the pill with no one to fuck since her bf is gone, and putting on lingerie and letting me touch her tits for omegle. I could have fucked her all weekend but my autism didn't let me because i didn't want to be the guy she cheats with.
A few yes, I was too much of a sperg to do anything bout it though. One outright told me she wanted the D. If I could go back I'd slap 17year old me in the face, and tell him to go for it now or still be a virgin when he's 25
>>26223212 But if I killed myself, I wouldn't get to hang out with my awesome sweet black qt3.14 gf. She's adorable. She's napping on the couch behind me right now. Her cute little green lace panties are sticking out the back of her pants and she's so sleepy. When she wakes up, I'll make her some breakfast before she goes to work and I go to class.
>>26223232 That's great to hear, anon! Just relax and be yourself. Also, don't expect anything to happen on the first date. Most kisses, etc., don't happen on the first. The first is supposed to be an ice-breaker. Most people don't get attached enough to kiss until a couple of dates in, like 2-3.
>>26218791 I had that until I "lowered my standards" and decided to just pursue a bunch of girls at once and only look at personality. I have a date with one of them that is like a 6/10 fitness freak that plays d&d. I mean I will inevitably fuck up hard, but until that date, things are looking up.
>hanging out at my friends house back in the day when I had one >his older sister always comes to his room when I come to talk about random shit with me >her brother always tells her to get out, that she is annoying, and I'm completely oblivious at was is actually happening the whole time >so one day I come to his house and there's no one there >call friend, he tells me he'll be there in 20 minutes so I decide to chill in his room play some cod2 on his pc >suddenly his sister comes in the room and says "hey I have something for you" >she gives me a condom >I laugh it out, like it's a prank or something >ask her where did she get it, she says her friend gave her some so she has plenty >I just say "oh cool thanks hehe" and put the headphones back on to continue blasting fools on Toujane with my kar98 karabiner >she leaves the room without saying anything and didn't speak to me since then >after a few months that friend tells me in a convo about her sister dating some guy and tells me "remember when she was all over you god I hated that" and I froze while my brain imploded
I mean she gave me a fucking CONDOM and I didn't realize anything man fuck my innocent life. So now I am doomed to be a kissless virginite till the end of times and I deserve it
>be me 19 >be drunk af at festival with friends >ditch friends because normies in normie beer tent >meet group of metalheads such as myself >talk a bit with one of them, really cute >her friebds sit in bus stop thing across from street >we just sit for like 3 hours holding hands and shite >her friends leaves, we still sit >notice my phone vibriting like your dads vibrator >see messages "answer now and I'll give you a bj"(from a grill who was really interested in me), "where are you", "are you alive" >answer friends >go meet them, take new friend with me >one friend knew who new friend was and told me she was 15 >everyone against me being with her because "pedo", it's legal here >15yo tries to take me home, other friends tells me it's wrong so I let her go home alone Day after have big fight with normie friends
>kept talking to new non normie friend >slept in her bed a couple times, she was topless >we only kissed >didn't even touch her because had normie voice in head telling me it was wrong >she even asked while netflix and chill if I wanna fuck >say no and keep watching movie
Stopped talking with her after two months And no, she was not a virgin, she's had sex with more than 15 guys
That's about all sexuall interest anyone ever had to me
When I was younger, and being a hugely shy autist was alluring to some people, of course nothing came of it, at several points I had girls effectively hanging off my shoulder and trying to get me to talk to them/join in their normie activities
Not anymore though, I was truly meant to be alone forever
Yes, and it's weird because I'm a fat fuck but every now and then I run into someone who clearly wants the D and I have no idea how to act. I've been conditioned that it's unacceptable for me to experience or expect anything from anyone sexually and it's like a huge (seemingly) unscalable wall in my mind.
>>26225351 You probably shattered her mood and made her feel disgusting as fuck lol. You should learn to RP someone who is sexual even if it feels corny because being corny is better than literally running from pussy you want.
>>26225383 I know. The worst part is that later on she snuggled up next to me and put my arm around her and I completely choked, I had no idea what to do and didn't say a single word so after a while I just let her go and sneaked away into the night.
>>26215318 Funny story actually >Be me >young pre adolescent >was always a skinny kid >Moved and gained weight >went on a trip to tropical island >gained so much weight I had to wear a speedo to not chafe >high to average girl (some sort of Latina chick) sees me at the pool >was still confident from years as a skinny person/naive >"Hey, anon want to be my boyfriend" >"I've had fatter boyfriends in the past so it's ok" >Self awareness kicked in >eat to forget >here I am in 2016, 19, and still trying to lose weight
>>26216115 You already fucked up by developing oneitis. Realize this is an unhealthy attitude, as you're putting pussy on a pedestral. You don't know her and she doesn't know you. Learn from this and try avoiding it in the future.
Tons of sexual interest especially now that I am not as retarded as I used to be.
High School I was 6' tall hungry skellington but had sex with 2 girlfriends I had. Awkward as fuck, no confidence, nerdy.
Throughout college only have sex with two girls, this includes 3 and a half years of not getting laid in the middle there, despite being good looking and getting in very good shape in a sea of horny drunk 20 something girls.
Now be 26, live on your own, figure out I should actually take time to care about my appearance, realize how powerful a smile and eye contact can be, pretend to be confident even though I am not, spend money on clothing instead of wearing the same old t shirts and worn jeans every where. Everywhere I go I get hit on.
>>26215318 There are a couple of girls who seem interested in me, including one that looks like something out of an anime anytime she sees me (big smile, eyes lit up, looking up to me like se sees Jesus himself) But I have a micropenis so i never have or will do anything about it.
>girl showed interest in me years ago >find out she's batshit insane cut all contact >recently remember how chill she was and decide to talk to her again >talks about going to see her "daddy" this month >remember she told me her dad died when she was younger >mfw she says in a daddy-dom relationship with some old guy
I laughed at first but now I feel even more depressed at how someone can fall so low and weird.
>>26215318 if she did I probably thought it was a joke or a way to make herself feel better, In community college there was a girl who would always talk to me and she would look me in the eyes and smile... I think she was just using me for notes on days she was gone and wanting to know what I was planning over the weekend just to seem friendly... looking back I'm such an idiot >tfw she invited you to come with her somewhere if you weren't busy over the weekend >All you thought was I don't want to go anywhere with a stranger or acquaintance
>makes "enemies" with girl for most of middle and high school >she teases me all the time and finds reasons to work/hang around with me >all the innuendo, wrestling, all the questions about me having a gf, all the touching, grabbing my stuff and making me chase her, all the (in restrospect) playful insults >my autistic brain assumes she's being a "REEE 3DPD bitch!" >graduate >her friends call me an asshole for screwing with her feelings >wtf? >turns out she had a massive crush on me
Of course they have. I'm 6'2" with broad shoulders. I'm somewhat attractive (in a non-traditional way) but I have poor self esteem and I see myself as a 2/10. In reality I'm probably a solid 6 or 7, but when I look in the mirror all I see is an ugly guy.
Last semester this absolutely gorgeous girl was into me, she wanted me to talk to her so bad and she would constantly set herself up in these situations in hopes of getting me to talk to her, but I pussied out every time. I probably fucked her self esteem up by 'rejecting' her advances. I deeply regret it too, she was definitely out of my league and that was my chance to hook up with a legit 9/10
People see me as a Chad and I can't keep up with their false perceptions of me. I'm too mentally fucked up to maintain a Chad facade.
yeah, 2 times, the last time was literally 2 weeks ago, she was from another country, also, my first kiss. Now she is gone, I told her that I not going find another girl like her, she refused to think of that, but is real, because I don't think I'm gonna make contact with another woman in the next years.
>>26215318 This one woman, a female friend, is the only ever showing sexual interest in me. Not interested in a serious relationship right now and neither is she, she actually suggested some FWB kind of thing could be possible.
At age 27 without any prior sexual experience let alone specific FWB or other similar casual sex experience, I can't even fathom how exactly to initiate anything that would lead to actual sex. I even told her I have next to no sexual experience and she's actually okay with that. It is difficult to comprehend this whole thing, as before this I couldn't even fathom a woman showing any clear signs of anything but acquaintanceship/friendship interest in me. (Smiling, eye contact, etc., don't count as I do those things as well without any romantic/sexual interest and simply being nice; I assume same goes for women doing so to me.)
In my junior year of high school there was this semi-autistic emo chick that seemed to want my dick. She apparently didn't have running water in her house so I had to hold my breath every time I had to get anywhere near her to try not to gag on the pungent aroma of cat piss and ammonia. I may be a beta faggot but even I wouldn't steep that low.
Do you guys ever look at women while walking down the street or whatever? I will turn my eyes toward them to look at face, but then most will immediately look at me right back. Is this them noticing me noticing them? Do you think they stared back since I was attractive? I think I am fairly attractive and dress well enough except for my running shoes.
Married 39 year old MILF, about 5'3, 100 pounds, tits were maybe big B's, spinner body. I knew her husband, cool guy.
Gave her a ride home and she gave me $20, I pull into her driveway and suddenly her tongue is down my throat. Wanted me to come in and fuck her. Asked if I'd ever had sex before, I said yeah (true), she said "was it good?" I said "well it wasn't bad", she laughed and said "it would be much better with me" and me the most "fuck me like it's the end of the world" look I've ever seen.
Told her some other time, got her number to make it seem like I was interested, but I never responded to her or saw her in person again.
It was kind of an eye opener, I guess a "red pill" moment, because she was exactly the archetype for the "she'd never cheat" kind of woman; sweet, soft spoken, conservative, brunette, dressed in a conservative yet feminine way, etc, but when she got in the car she turned into this GigaWhore9001.
Later found out from a co-worker of mine, who had previously worked with her at another job, that she literally fucks almost every guy she can whenever and wherever she can, including him, and that she's a no-holes-barred bareback, creampie slut. He said she was an unbelievable fuck.
Husband has no idea. Whole experience was depressingly enlightening for me.
Another later one was a weirdly cute girl at work who, again, seemed kind of shy and introverted and again, turned out to be a massive cock-hopper and fucked most of the guys from work. She would come on pretty strong and I'd kind of give her the cold shoulder, then she'd talk shit asking if I was gay and shit.
Finally one day she said "what are you doing later?" and I look her dead int he eye and said "Not you." Then the black guys (who all called her a thot in private discussion) all went "OOOOHHHHHH SHEEEEIT!" and started laughing and jumping and shit, it was so fucking awesome.
>>26215318 Yes, she wanted me bad too But the day she asked me if i wanted to go to her place for date I, like the coward i am, said no I regret it so fucking much. The worst part is that she was an 9.5/10 and im a 6/10 at most i never get a chance like that Her facebook profile pic is her and a big chad with muscle and shades
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