How's your day Robots? (Cyborgs not welcome)

Cyborg here, posting anyways faggot. General Tso's Chicken

>>26214565
a bag of rice and some chicken breasts

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Maybe some jumbo shrimp? Doubt it'll be fresh.

>>26214582
Ah, that breaded fried chicken might make me vomit, not because of faggy taste or anything, my body just might not be able to take it. I mean, I've forced myself to eat disgusting things off the floor to survive but if I can choose something better I'll try.

Cyborg. Tell me about yourself. Going to start off with the assumption you're the stereotypical cyborg who is under 20 and whose problems don't extend beyond "she might not like me". This isn't a competition to see who has it worse, just curious. Keep that in mind.

>30 bucks left
eat a hot doge

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>>26214664
No. Intent on spending it all. $2 tip for the delivery boy, might do $3 to $4.

>>26214615
Thats dinner every night faggot. Try harder.

>>26214698
EAT 30 HOT DOGES

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Failed a 25% exam because I forgot my laptop at home. I'm definitely falling apart again.

>>26214698
Thai food.

>>26214624
I know that I'm a cyborg because a long time ago, I had what it took to be a good person. You might call me a failed normie, and that might be true, but I've been slowly closing the doors to the normal world for a long time. My thousands of hours playing games and browsing the *chans qualify me for robothood. I have chosen to become a neet. I consciously made the choices to lead me down a road of stagnation. I sacrificed everything after highschool, my friends, college, everything, to play video games. But I wouldn't dare try to claim being a real robot. I'm not a virgin. I can escape the bitter lonliness, sometimes. I don't have it as bad as some of the people around here but, god damn have I fallen in with the lot of you.

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>>26214719
Not even a normal burger could pull that off bb.

>>26214737
That sucks anon. What are you studying? Whats the problem here?

>>26214748
Considering it. Dem soups tho.

Reminds me of 2009, god that sucked.

>>26214801
Get soup, pad see ew, and a curry

Live the dream

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>>26214790
Well brownie points for honesty.

Anon, it isn't necessarily about finding a place to belong or even labeling this place. I'm no different than you in the failed normie aspect, we all seem to be this way. If I could find satisfaction in being a good person or supporting my family or anything I'd try for it, if I could have stayed in Uni and felt good I would but for the longest time nothing has felt good. Nothing feels good anymore.

You're a robot man. We all are. The cyborgs are people who still go to parties but are the odd one out. Robots are more dead inside.

>>26214846
:^)

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But OP, that's not best girl
This is best girl

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>>26214565
>>26215525
>both not posting best girl
please stop

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Also, go for some BBQ chicken pizza
Trust me OP, it is the best type of pizza

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>>26215525
>>>/trash/

Anon don't even fucking start.

For the record I ordered from a clean Mexican place, which is rare. Clean and mexican don't usually mix. The usual rules are don't order pork from chinese, never randomly try a sushi bar unless its a high end neighborhood, and don't order from most mexican places.

Miia is best girl and I am literally getting a job to try and buy more Miia merchandise fuck off fucking lala loving faggot

>>26215551
Papi is cute but snek is best, sorry. I mean, suicide is an option.

>>26215558
Too heavy its 11PM where I am, but out of respect, Ill eat some for breakfast.

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>>26215601
>fuck off fucking lala loving faggot
S-srry
I didn't mean to be rude, i just wanted to discuss some monstergirls
I guess i'm not welcomed anywhere

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>>26215634
No wait come back
Lala is pretty cool though, I love them all I just have such a deep love for Miia it overshadows everything and leaves me in a blind rage, please forgive me ,_,

Post more anon, lets make it a monster thread

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>>26215634
maybe he would be more receptive to you if you posted a better grill

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>>26215680
also this.

So what are you fags up to tonight. Besides shitposting.

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>>26215675
I like Miia too
But same as you, Lala is so perfect for me i literally forget about the others
I'm probably gonna get hated by this guy tho
I'm kinda glad that Lala got alot of popularity after her chapter, which hopefully brings more merchandise
>>26215680
The only monster girls i don't like is Papi and Polt.
S-srry, glad you like her tho

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>>26215711
Not anything, thinking about going to bed since it's 05:00 in the morning
What about you

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>>26215756
>The only monster girls i don't like is Papi and Polt.
bad taste desu
>>26215711
about to play some fallout 4

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Any of you cool guys have a Nintendo 3DS to scan this QR? It's eye popping 3D Miia. I like it.

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>>26215795
s-srry
I'm just not into furries
I'm glad for you though
everyone should be loved

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>>26215756
I see I see. Tbqh fampai might get lala merchandise after filling a few rooms with Miia.

>>26215785
Trying to summon the will to go to the temp agency tomorrow, but I just feel like such crap all the time despite moving around/taking vitamins. Should probably see the shrink who prescribed me antipsychotics.

>>26215795
Honestly not the biggest fan of polt anon. Please tell me you pirated FO4. Please.

Alright alright, you get one day to take your favorite monmusu girl somewhere, where do you take her on your date and how does it go?

>>26215830
Even if I did I wouldn't trust it. Have an old DSi.

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>>26215857
>tfw i enjoyed FO4
I didn't really get the hate for it
It's a Bethesda game, i didn't have high hopes to begin with
NW is still the best FO game by far

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>People in this thread not posting best girl

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>>26215851
Doubt i would want polt as a romantic partner, i just think she would be fun to hang out with
>>26215857
>please tell me you pirated FO4
nah, christmas gift
>>26215857
>Alright alright, you get one day to take your favorite monmusu girl somewhere, where do you take her on your date and how does it go?
Would take her to romantic picnic at the park, and make sure that she doesnt move around too much, there by preventing her from becoming retarded
I think it would go pretty well, she could even fly around in the open air

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>>26215921
its garbage anon and you know it :3

>>26215946
>tumblr
This is b8.

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>>26215946
I Like Shuu, but that is some shitty fucking tumblr art
>>26215974
I-i actually have spend over 100 hours on it and already pre-ordered the season pass-
What video games are you guys looking forward to?
My copy of Gravity Rush Remastered and Digimon Cyber Sluts got sent today
So i'm really excited

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>>26215966
Nice/10.

Seeing how Miia can get a little long I'd take her to a larger carnival at the pier, one that would probably have monster girl accommodations. Win her a bunch of prizes, take her to a nice place to eat lots of meat, special ferris wheel, win her more prizes, eat more meat, ferris wheel, prizes, love hotel, meat, love hotel, prizes, ferris wheel, making love in the ferris wheel, love hotel, meat, and finally home.

Fucking love this snek.

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>>26215974
>its garbage anon and you know it
certainly nowhere near as good as NV in game-play aspects, but i actually think the story is pretty decent
>>26216044
>I-i actually have spend over 100 hours on it and already pre-ordered the season pass-
It is kind of addicting, but a season pass might be going a little overboard

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>>26216044
Ah, I wont judge, but season pass is indeed much much. Honestly, not even looking forward to anything. Just dead inside. JUST- stuck at home looking for new anime to watch while mustering the courage to get a job.

Lucky bastard. Sounds like you're gonna have a fun time. I'm thinking of old PS titles and replaying MGS and the MG games, found my old PS1 and copy of MGS.

Cant find the memory card though so no more saved games ;-;

>>26216078
Ah, I guess. I had a fun time spoilering it for anons on steam.

>tfw spoiled MGSV for anons on the discussion page a week before release
>tfw saw the ending for the game a week before and played it a day before it came out
11/10 but I wish Konami hadnt jewed Kojewma and let him finish.

Get Italian.
And by that I mean good italian.
Pasta or rucola pizza isnt all that greasy.

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>>26216173
Why is the 5th installment of every Bethesda game such a disappointment compared to the other titles?
>fallout 4
>skyrim
It keeps happening

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>>26216173
Well, i'm as the same as you
Except i have a job
the only upside is that i can buy stuff
I still feel empty inside

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>>26214565
Quick 5 best grills in order
Spider
Fish
Bird
Snake
Reaper

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>>26216777
Easy
1. bird
2. snek
3. spider
4. edlritch abomination
5. slime

>>26214582
hello fellow cyborg. Why do the robots turn us away. We know their pain.

Why don't you guys work?

If working why don't you guys manage your spending better?

Talked to a weird Muslim guy, not even regular Muslim but "kill-all infidels, the west is bad" Muslim today. I don't know why I keep talking to him. I'm so bored and I need interesting characters in my life.
he showed me a pic of his penis, wtf lad

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>ctrl+F
>No Centorea

inb4 Horse Pussy

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>>26214565
If you can't cook you already lost. You could blow it at a fancy restaurant but I doubt you would wanna waste it all in one place. This entire thread is just shit anyway. No such thing as robots or cyborgs, just betas one and all.