tfw all I want is a friendly, well mannered boyfriend who I can share interests with and take me out on romantic dates...
as well as a manipulative badboy muscle hunk with a huge dick to satisfy my sexual needs
Is that so much to ask? ;_;
I just want a gf that will let me be cute with her and take care of her and also she's ok with me being kind of a nutjob and nothing else matters as long as she loves me ;-;
She can be tall or short or skinny or fat or ugly or pretty or smart or dumb or crazy or crazy. Sane is ok I guess idk normies freak me out a lil
a girl of course
no I just feel passionately about certain songs and any guy that feels the same way I do I'd want to have a connection with him. But I do have another requirement. He has to be a robot. I just love the contrast. If a guy is happy and he's happy that's normal. But a miserable guy who is happy (from listening to the same music as I do) is strange, unique, mysterious. Which is what I'm into.
Is 6.5 big enough for you?
Never heard of any of those. I listen to Florence and the machine, Westlife, Michael Jackson, Lorde, The Vamps a lot of sweet happy mainstream music. Which robots don't listen to. Which makes those that do all the more unique.
Nah, never going to be in relationship. Growing up watching how my mother and other female relatives behaved... Also in highschool all the girls treating their bfs like complete shit...
I like Lorde. I probably like the others too desu. I like sweet happy mainstream stuff I think? I listen to that kinda stuff very guiltily. I like Taylor Swift but...would never admit it outloud.
>people will respond to this seriously
>tfw no completely open and honest gf
She needs to be able to tell me everything about her life. All her memories are will be part of my memories, whether they be good or bad. We will die together with me knowing that she shared her entire life experience with only me and it's all in my mind. I am too obsessive and this will never happen.
I just want someone who will love me forever and I will love them forever in return and we will live together forever until we die. Also they need to accept me for who I am and I will do the same for them. I don't care about physical stuff really. Why do you want a crazy unstable clingy girl?
My ideal gf is someone who at least has a vague interest in videogames and is okay with me spending most of my time alone with very little communication. Also, despite my antisocial behavior, they'd need to be on the extrovert side to stop conversations from getting too awkward. I don't think I'll ever find someone like this.
Be honest. Are either of you able to be pleasant, safe, or sane long enough to actually have a long-term relationship?
Will it just turn toxic because you lie, manipulate, devalue, hide, turn cold, play immature emotional games, push away, doubt, project, and do otherwise harmful shit?
Why not focus on fixing yourself and your horrible personality issues that make you think you deserve someone who gives you all of their time and attention and everything they have in the first place?
I'm usually pretty sane. I'm 100% pleasant all the time though. I have friends, they all seem to think I'm a nice person. I feel very non-nice but I guess that's just my self-esteem talking. I'm safe to the point of being boring. I'm not good at much but I'm very good at relationships and making people happy. I like to make people happy.
I don't do any of that harmful stuff. Or, when I do I try to fix that behavior. I like attention but it's in a different way. I like to give my attention to someone. I'd be ok with someone not giving me very much as long as they let me give them all my love and devotion. The thing is, the only people that seem to appreciate that are people who ALSO want to give their love and devotion. I actually don't like when my partner is unhappy. I always try to make sure that they can be happy. I'll always put them before myself. I mean, I'll make sure that they're happy before I worry about my own happiness. That's been the pattern for a long time anyway. I do need to fix myself, there's a lot wrong with me. But I'm confident that I can make a person happy and loved and safe. But yes, I am trying to fix myself and I appreciate your concern. I dunno, you probably are a good person which is rare on this board. So, keep it up anon.
Put it away, anon, no one asked for that
Ideal gf is like 18, petite and flat with a cute butt, ginger, plays an instrument, speaks 2 languages, is a switch that doesn't mind my foot fetish, clingy in a cute way, history and philosophy nerd, not a degenerate. That's 100% ideal, perfect world type situation. Realistically, just cute face and butt, switch, history and philosophy nerd and, clingy. Lmfao I have high standards because I don't deal with rejection well, LMAO, how hilarious is that hahahahahaha.
Have you heard of the myers-briggs personality test? It was designed by 2 psychologists a bunch of years ago. There are 16 different personality types you can have, and most autists are INTJ or INTP. INTJ stands for introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging, and INTP is the same except they are perceivers instead of judges.
I don't know about INTP but the personality type that is most romantically compatible with INTJ is ENFP which is extraverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. If I were you I would go to okcupid or something and search for girls with ENFP in their profile.
fuck that. life isn't one bit fair. why should I "fix my imperfections"? no girl has ever had to do and they get everything they want. no chad has to do that and he gets everything he wants
>most autists are INTJ or INTP
What about someone that lies somewhere in between INTP and ENTP? Usually whenever I take this test my result will be one or the other, and the result will always be somewhere around the 50% mark when it comes to in/extroversion.
I want exactly this. I used to have it
I just want a girlfriend who is sincerely kind and likes anime.
I don't know what I want, and at this point because I've done nothing I'm afraid it's too late to experiment and figure that out.
I'd like someone who's the same.
Beyond that, I don't know, I just want someone who actually is into who I am and how I look and the whole package, not briefly accepting of some peacocked version of myself.
>tfw well mannered muscle hunk boyfriend who shares my interests and loves all my weird fetishes
I take him out on dates tho because the weird fetishes are all femdom related and I earn more than him anyway
Troll or not women really do have this mentality
>Is that so much to ask?
It is now. Thanks to the social media age it's increasingly harder to get away with alphafux/betabux. The most you'll get from a good-natured guy nowadays is FWB. It was women who destroyed the sanctity of commitment. Unless you're a 10/10 Stacy, you reap what you sow. Now get lost you boring slut, I wanna play vidya.
I guess I'm worried that something I'll want to do or try would be beneath them, something that nobody our age would bother with. I'm not old or anything, just 21, I'm just afraid that I'm basically juvenile in what I want or expect.
21 is still a young enough age to experiment, especially in college. The thing about experimenting is that it gives you a chance to find the right type of person. I've become close friends with and gone out with all kinds of girls and still haven't really found somebody that I feel like I can truly be myself around. Of course I have friends for that though.
She's a qt t.b.h
I want her to choke on my young cock
I just want a gf that shares the same interests as me, is smart, educated, curious about the world...
is kinky, super sex positive, down to fuck like crazy rabbits and do all kinds of kinky shit, beautiful face, nice body, and young.
Lord and Florence are dope
But have you heard the good word of our Lord and saviour, Yeezus?
Yeezy Seazon is in full swing, I recommend that you thoroughly prepare yourself
You have good taste in qts anon
>tfw have 3 kittens
>saved them from some crazy old people that were gonna kill them
>still no gf
>probably cus I'm black and autismo