The difference between watching porn and having sex is similar

>>26212615
Why is Velma hanging out with Wesker?

>>26212632

Don't you mean why is Johnny Bravo hanging out with Peppermint Patty?

>>26212615
>all you need to do to be happy is have sex

Whatever you say Chad

>>26212932

I never claimed having sex would make you happier, even for the rest of your life. People that regularly ride roller coasters aren't always happy either. Its just an experience that makes you happy.

Nothing in this world can make you permanently happy except you.

>hasn't masturbated to POV porn with a fleshlight

Come back after that and tell me what cunt

>>26213001
Hardmode: throw in VR goggles

>>26212615
>lay in bed
>close my eyes
>waifu is suddenly there with me
>she is rubbing my belly
>she kisses me
>I get to cuddle her until I fall asleep
All this is possible with the power of make believe a pillowand one free arm
Why did you stop believing op?

Ok Chad you can fuck off now

>>26212615
I can't get laid you dickhead

>>26213039
the legend of waifu claus
every now and then she jerks you off while you're sleeping
she loves you very much
she is always pure

>>26213148
Only downside is when you stop having sex with her and you want to kiss her and forget to switch hands

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>>26213001
I have

>>26213038
I've also fapped to 3D porn with a fleshlight using Nvidia 3D vision.

It's not even close to the same boys. Not even close. The fleshlight is only slightly better than the hand.

>>26213039
Because my fantasies can only replicate a fraction of the real thing. No matter how deeply I imagine and build off my past experience, I can never completely emulate the full body experience of sex with someone I love and who loves me.

>>26213046
I haven't had sex in 4 years man. Haven't had a gf in 7 years. No one respects me except my parents.

You can stop believing that every person that has had sex in their life is a chad.

>>26213086

There's 7 billion people on this planet, and you are far from the ugliest my friend. Those that may love you perhaps number in the few thousands out of that 7 billion and will be harder to find than a needle in a haystack, but they are out there.

>>26212615
I don't fap or have a waifu either, I'm killing my sex drive completely
>>26212697
That's not what he fucking asked is it faggot

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>>26213222 (me)

>>26213148
Oh if only waifu claus was real, like the tooth fairy. I always got bucks for my broken teeth. When can I get real waifus for my broken heart.

>>26213191
Kinky.

>>26213236

Godspeed sir. Killing the libidio is like amputating a limb. It'll be gone, but you'll get that phantom pain every now and again. Tis' a wretched plague that we inherited a social and sexual drive at all that emboldens are loneliness. I'll keep ignoring the urges, but god damned if it isn't a struggle.

>>26213236
You didn't really need to quote me twice. But incase you couldn't tell I was rebuking his ridiculous question with another. It's obviously Johnny Bravo and Velma Dinkley. and god damned do they deserve eachother.

>>26212615
I hate roller coasters

>>26212615
Velma is such a typical femanon. She's a "nerdy loser" but the minute she gets a shot at Chad's dick, she's all over it.

>>26213418

Some people hate sex too. Repulsed by it. But the key here is not the details it's the idea. Think of an activity you enjoy doing versus watching someone else do that activity on a screen and you will get the idea.

>>26213473

Johnny and Velma are both hot normies that are rejected for no reason other than character arch types for their respective shows.

That's what makes them such a good pair.

>>26213524
>Johnny and Velma are both hot normies that are rejected for no reason other than character arch types for their respective shows.
>Velma
>Attractive

Then why does Johnny spurn all her advances in favor of Daphne in that one episode?

>>26213689

Because writers cucked Velma.

>>26212615
> I've never been on a roller coaster

>>26213222
>Those that may love you perhaps number in the few thousands out of that 7 billion and will be harder to find than a needle in a haystack, but they are out there.

If you're unattractive, any woman you find attractive will have better options than you. Even women you don't find attractive will still have better options than you. There's not someone for everyone.

>>26212697

That's clearly Liquid and Chie Satonaka, fagmeister.

>>26214054
I agree there is not always a lidea long liver for everyone bur that is idealistic anyway. a movie fantasy. the only reason it ever worked was low population Amma social stigma.

but I do believe everyone can find someone to be friends with as well as sometime to love them or have sez with them for a few months to years.

>>26214063
sick game references bro

>Wesker will never infect you with the t-virus

;~;

>>26213964
see >>26213719 orthogonal box

>>26212615
I have no problem since its been so long i cant even remember what is like, so i can easily stick to 2d the few years i have left

>>26214126
holy shot auto correct butchered that. love long lover. and social stigma. sex.

I don't give up easily but I'm starting to consider that a fault at this point.
If I had given up five years ago my life would've been better. Sure every night since then I've gone to sleep thinking tomorrow I'll make it, but it's a tomorrow that never comes.
I still cling to the hope that it will come but if it never does I'll regret not having given up.

>>26214204
God dammit autocorrect. Life long lover

>>26214230
Ive given up but it's a thought I must constantly reinforce. Even then I still find myself hopeful from time to time when I get into small talk. for a few instances I feel human before gong back to being a recluse. I wonder if it is possible to go against every evolutionary extinct within you and never turn back while remaining sane and functional

Point well taken,

However, you seem to have neglected the somewhat significant caveat that sex requires someone who actually wants to have sex with you.

There are some men (men such as myself) that no woman wants. You can't ride that rollercoaster you mention if you're not allowed to ride the ride. Reality can be unpleasant that way.

>>26212615
Oh goddammit, don't post shit like this

OP if Elliot Rodgers version 2 kills you for this, you know its your fault right?