> tfw ur tampon is full but it's only been 45 minutes
>have female flat mate
>menstrual blood on the toilet seat
>fembots post feels
>I stroke my hard cock
>tfw roommates find the empty box of heavy flow tampons
You can take the implant out. And if you don't, it only works for 3 years. Are you implying that you wouldn't love to be able to cum inside a woman condom-free without having to worry about becoming a parent?
Oh, that sucks. Yeah, when I got it my gyno told me that ~half of the girls on it will have no periods, and half will have spotting. I'm not trying to be mean but is your gf a bigger girl? My doctor told me that weight affects this greatly.
silly bitch [/spoiler
you should be. womanhood is inherently weak and disgusting.
Usually you can't smell when a girl is on her period, because it's just red blood cells (if anything it smells like iron when you're sniffing it up close)
a woman only smells like fish if she hasn't washed her vagina
you can't donate it, that's for sure. it has chunks of uterine tissue and clots in it.
some women feel a spiritual connection to it and do things with it because of that, but mostly you just throw it away.
I'm not that faggot dating a land whale and I don't give a shit about people getting called fat. It's the nasty fucking normies (like yourself) that I hate. And normies all talk the same.
I didn't know I was asexual, learn something new eery day.
how are pads messy?
it's literally just placing it in your panties, leaving it there and then taking it off later. tampons are gross and you have to pull them out and risk messing it up and if you leave them in for too long you'll get toxic shock syndrome and die, not worth it senpai
But pads smear the blood all over your vagoo, which is quite messy if you shave. I also don't like standing up and feeling all of the blood gushing out. For me, with tampons, no blood leaks and everything is dry and clean. I just replace every 2 hours or so.
But every vagina is unique and has different needs.
>tampons are gross and you have to pull them out and risk messing it up
Risk messing it up? How would you even begin to do that? Only a dude could fuck up something as simple as "pull the string until the thing comes out of the hole".
>if you leave them in for too long you'll get toxic shock syndrome and die
Lemme know next time that happens desu
>genitals start leaking on a monthly basis
>this causes cramps
>require a certain doctor to look at your genitals regularily
>yeast infections are a common problem
>even if everything about your genitals is working as expected they smell like fish
>everything works fine without any discomforts
The difference between watching porn and having sex is similar to the difference between watching a roller coaster ride from p.o.v. and actually riding.
Sure you may think abstaining from real sex and indulging in waifus or porn due to the bitter pain of rejection over the years is sufficient enough, but no amount of on screen material will ever emulate the feeling of actual sex.
Think back to the last time you rode on a roller coaster. All the feelings you had. The wind against your skin, the g-forces pushing on you down to your very core giving you a queasy but excited tingling feeling all over your body. The rush of overloading your senses from traveling far higher and faster than you ever could normally.
As a shut in turned failed social life turned shut in once again human, I feel the pain of loneliness stab me every day as my brain reaches for distant memories that were once so real to me, now only becoming more surreal each day.
You deserve to give yourself a chance to ride that roller coast robots. Don't give up so easily like me. I'll try if you do.
Pic maybe related.
>tfw you find out that literally every single month one of a woman's actually finite supply of babymaking polyps in her overcomplicated warp engine of a reproductive system tries to become a real boy but fails because it can't find any sperm friends and then punishes her for not filling herself with sperm by making her go completely insane and feel four different kinds of terrible and constantly ooze molten halfbaby sludge from her cooter so she has to literally wear a diaper or jam things up there that if she leaves them in overnight she'll fucking die
I use a cup. When it's in and I need to shit, I have to take it out or it gets squeezed out.
Sometimes when I'm in a rush I'll just hold the cup in my vagina and take my shit.
Cleaning the cup is a lot of fucking work and I don't always have time to empty it.
Anyway, one time I was running late and had a HUGE shit, the type that piles up
on itself until it's emerging from the toilet like an iceberg. So I'm holding my cup in
and then I hear someone coming and freak out. My cup was really full and my hand
slipped, and the cup just slid out of my vagina and into my shit-and-piss pile and
splattered shit, piss, and blood all over my ass and thighs. I've become more careful since
And yes, I fished it out, washed it, and still use it to this day. My period starts tomorrow brobots
OP here, I've been bleeding continuously since October, although the severity will vary from spotting to heavy (right now). I have ovarian cysts unfortunately and I need to call my doc for birth control, which is a cheap treatment for them. Alternatively I could get them surgically removed but.. meh.. you know? It could damage me more
being asexual is less like not wanting sex and more like valuing sex from a perspective without sexual attraction.
menstruation was always a possible part of sex, so i don't think you became asexual from this, or have any idea what you're talking about.
ovarian cysts are eggs that have hardened in the ovary and attached to its walls. they produce a hormone that tricks my body into thinking an egg is always being released. Because they're in my ovaries (!) and not my vagina, you couldn't fuck them