Anon, wanna take a walk in the woods with us?

Yes. Definitely yes

no thanks I can't, I have allergies

No, I have work to do. If you don't want to fuck I don't know why you're talking to me.

Who's the slut on the right I already know who the left is.

>>26210951
Which woods the ones the west or the ones down south?

yes. just let me go grab my rope, knife, and shovel first.

>make sure I have my knife, looks like a setup

>>26210951
kek what's wrong with the left girl's face

>>26210951
While you're wearing heels and shorty-shorts?
No way. I'm not gonna be your mule and carry you around.
Ditch the shoes and don't complain about the bugs and thorns and you have a deal.

>>26211810
slav

blox

>>26210951
Are you gonna kill me and hide the body?

then sure

>>26211788
>you're not too much of a fucking weak crybaby manchild to actually get the job done
maybe mommy can do it for you while you nom on tendies and rest in your hugbox

>>26210951
>innawoods
>in fucking high heels
Yes because if some sort of animal that might kill us shows up I can easily outrun you idiots

>>26212135
First thing I noticed too.

>>26212135
>wild animal appears
>anon sprints the fuck out
>girls end up bruised
>anon labelled a faggot because he ran away from not-so-dangerous animal instead of helping girls

>>26212430
>Anon also still alive
Don't give a shit tbqh

>Blacked.com
No thanks whore

>>26210951
My name isn't Bernd.

>>26212500
good for you then
+nice dubs

>>26211722
lol take an antihistamine

>>26210951
oh ill take you for a walk into my wood alright

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"Nature's so ickyy I hate it why do you even like this stuff anon?"

"YOU invited ME"

"Whatever, hey Sarah can you hand me my phone?"

"Omg we should totally take a selfie, anon do you mind?" *hands you phone*

"Uhh I look so ugly, let's take another"

"Ooh this ones so cute, girl you eyes are so pretty I hate you"

"I'm gonna send this to my boyfriend"

"Hey anon will you carry my heels?"

"We should really do this more, I always feel so like connected to the forest when I come out here"

"We're in your backyard"

Fuck off, I have nothing valuable on me to rob

Why? Do you want to introduce me to your boyfriends before we go shopping?

>>26210951
Those don't seem like the right shoes for walking in the woods

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>>26210951
>Take girl in wood
>Travel far
>Eat body of girl 1 for food when cross ural
>Sell girl 2 to Sibir chief for land and many serf
>Cossack arrive
>See I russian
>Invite me to raid
>Kill sibir chief
>Take back girl
>She not obey
>Sell her to turk for half empire
>Mfw the deal was barely worth it

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>>26213269
except your virginity

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>>26210951
No, intelligent men avoid women. Although I could justify this as a one time no-strings-attached experience, it'd just leave me wanting more

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I recognize those shorts.

Not with that footwear you roasties

>>26211744
care to share this info?

>>26210951
>>26213693
link to set before i end my existence

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>>26210951

>take some bitches into the woods

>threesome

>one of them regrets it later because they looked at their calves in the mirror two days later and had a hormonal breakdown

>claims you raped them in the woods

>other one supports her because she doesn't want to feel like a slut by comparison

>35 years in prison

Such is life in America

>>26211744
Maria Rya

>>26210951
>she could be a model
>is a pornstar instead

Why?

WHOS THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>26210951
I wanna fuck you in the woods, that's what.

>>26210951
The woods are dangerous, ladies, please, go back home.

>>26214400
she isn't hot enough to be making insane amounts of money modeling, she probably makes more from porn. also life is kind of bleak in russia and it's an easy way out.

>>26214475
This

Please rethink this, just go home and text chad, its safer and more fun for you

>>26210951
No thanks, I've got to play vidya

>>26210951
Why do I hate it so much when I see women with their knees bent like that? Push them back!! I wanna see a curve

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too many fire ants

>>26210951
Dressed like that? Enjoy getting ticks?

t. /out/doorsman

>>26210951
Oh fuck, sweet.

We going camping?

Let me grab my fullsize adjustable tent, my flashlight, my knives, my survival pack, and some marshmallows and some other stuff.

Stay right here!

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>>26213983
There are google image search results.

>>26210951
No I need to catch my buss, sorry.

>>26211810
Her ancestor was raped by a Mongol.

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>>26211810
think you meant to type "right" not left

>>26211970
very practical robot we have here

>>26210951
Yes, but you need to change your clothing.
Is not fit for a long walk in the woods.

>>26212985
haha so funny i lol'd
inb4 "stop same fagging" I'm not asshole, that's not even me

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>>26218054
same fagging this hard

ABSOLUTELY

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3DPD GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26213968
Kristal Boyd

>>26218116
>>26212985

Not him but the post was funny