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>"You know I really like spending time with you Anon. I know you hate talking about yourself too much but even from you've told me I feel like I'm getting to know someone who I can't help but care very much about. I felt really bad for asking you the other day whether you'd ever been in love or not. I mean I figured you'd say yes but even when I was asking it I sort of realized your answer would be no. But it's a shame, really, because to me you really someone I can't imagine myself not being in love with."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U]
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>>26208788
Why did this make me feel so much
It's not even well-written
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>>26208788
these threads are slowly turning me mad, stop it
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>>26208788
i hat myself for loving these threads
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>>26208788
Fuck, I did not need these feels tonight. Also, Heil Hitler, my friend.
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>"Do you think you'll ever get in with him again? Oh no, I understand. I mean, well, I'm not trying to say I understand what it's like not to have a dad, but I get why you wouldn't want to see him again. You know this is going to sound really cheesy but when you visited my hometown over the holidays my dad told me he'd be proud to call you his son. I mean he was drunk, but he just doesn't say things like that about anybody. He grew up without a father too you know. He was so shy when he first met my mother, she had to make all the first moves since he was so sure she'd get bored of him and like abandon him or something. I guess he sees a lot of himself in you, I don't know. You just made a good impression."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZCl6Gm14Y4]
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>>26208788
I fucking love talking about myself though
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>>26208928
NO
FUCK YOUR FEELS
>muh daddy issues
>daddy approve of me pls
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>>26208788
>>26208788
Get OUT of my HEAD!

You're making me believe things i know can't be true, that'll never happen.
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>"But it's raining! Oh Anon, don't pressure me like this you know I'll give in! Okay okay, I'm coming. But we're going to get soaked, you know that right? If I wasn't so hungry I'd tell you to take a hike, you know that right! Wait. Before we go outside. When we get back we are running the bath all the way to the top and sitting in there until the water gets cold, alright mister!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08M7pmmjy58]
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>>26208996
Jesus fuck you're making me happy and sad at the same time
I love it and I hate it
save me
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>"You're so goofy Anon. You know that? Around other people you're so quiet and serious, I bet they wouldn't believe me if I told them what you're like around me. No, I'm not complaining. You make me laugh. As strange as you are you really do make me laugh. I mean half the time I can't even tell if you're joking, but I guess that just makes it even more hilarious."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfbUD2RKSE]
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>>26208788

What the absolute fuck is this shit?

I'm not going to say it's worse than trap threads of fembot threads of other shit spam, I'm trying to remain level headed here.

What is this shit, and what is it doing on /r9k/

Some faggots roleplaying as some roastie.
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>>26209156
>tfw you have terribly autistic humor
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>"No I don't think it's autistic. I mean I might be wrong, I'm no doctor or anything. But honestly I think it's sort of attractive that you're so passionate about something in life. I've met so many people who are happy to just drift around trying their best to fit in and be like other people. For better or worse you're kinda unique in that sense. I understand you're sensitive to how other people perceive you, but I suppose it's because they probably don't come across people like you all that often. I think you're a real catch Anon, I mean it."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aHWx-R0JWM]
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Who talks in paragraphs like this? Keep it short for more conversation. Otherwise you're giving me license to rant about my topic of the day
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>>26208788
>>26208928
>>26208996
>>26209156
>>26209242
>Feels: The thread
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>>26208788

so did you seduce your sister or ....................
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>"Oh look, there are two empty seats a little further on. Do you mind if I sit by the window Anon? Thanks. Hey I made some sandwiches and stuff if we get hungry. You know I'm really excited to see your hometown Anon. I hope the weather stays like this, not too bright but warm enough to for a long walk without catching a cold. Thanks again for inviting me to meet your parents Anon, I hope I make a good impression!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jV-fnarDho]
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At the rising of the moon
At the rising of the moon
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-wise-fatally-shot-ailing-wife-in-hospital-as-act-of-love-to-spare-her-suffering-friend-says/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XcCHa90-HY
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>>26208788
thank you
>im going to collect photos of girls from tumblr
>write to mysself pretend they are my girlfriends
>then fap and cry all by my virgin self
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I don't get these threads. Is it as if the scenario is taking place in a movie and this is the background music that is supposed to be playing? Explain this shit to me.
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STOP FUCKING POSTING THESE THREADS
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>"He has no style, he has no grace. This Kong has a funny face. He can handstand when he needs to. And stretch his arms out, just for you. Inflate himself just like a balloon. This crazy Kong just digs this tune. Huh!"
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>>26209174
I don't know what it is, but it hurts.
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>>26211494
I don't know if it's the shock value, but I'm cracking up.
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>>26208928
>my dad told me he'd be proud to call you his son
holy shit
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>"The guys can't cope. They lose it. They get on the radio and report enemy movement, a whole army, they say, and they order up the fire-power. They get arty and gunships. They call in air strikes. And I'll tell you, they fuckin' crash that cocktail party. All night long, they just smoke those mountains. They make jungle juice. They blow away trees and glee clubs and whatever else there is to blow away. Scorch time. They walk napalm up and down the ridges. They bring in the Cobras and F-4s, they use Willie Peter and HE and incendiaries. It's all fire. They make those fuckin' mountains burn"
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>>26211494
> Fur looks like a sleeved shirt
> Imagine how painful it'd be to "roll up" his fur
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>>26212983
Is this from The Things They Carried?
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>>26208788
>those double negatives
>implying anyone in real life talks like this
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Fuck you OP

You too robot
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>"Do you remember when we were just kids, when we'd walk back home after school together? You know even though were only young back then, I often felt like holding your hand while we were walking. I didn't even know what it meant for people to hold hands at that point, I just knew I wanted to hold yours! Did you ever think we'd end up going out? I always kinda hoped we would, but you know people change so much in highschool and drift apart. But there's something about you that's never changed, I can't say what it is exactly but sometimes when I look at smiling or goofing around or doing something around the apartment I can still see the same boy I so badly wanted to hold with all those years ago."

some other anon wrote this but i saved it
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>"Why don't you just leave Anon? Can't you see everybody here is uncomfortable around you. Do you realize how unpleasant you are? You're so awkward, and it's obvious that you think your being as quiet and miserable as you are makes you deep or interesting or something else that you're so obviously not. I'm sure you find reasons to justify your terrible personality sometimes. I bet you often tell yourself that you're this innocent person surrounded by people who are corrupted or however you frame it. Really, it's so pathetic that I feel bad pointing out how childish and sad you really are. I mean you have no friends. Nobody wants to spend time with you. Are you really naive enough to think that it's something wrong with other people that makes them not want to be in your company unless they have to? Really Anon, I think you and I both know what action you should take to make up for the embarrassment that is your life. This world isn't for you, and the older you get the more you will resent it and yourself for bringing you nothing but misery and the occasional delusion of mutual attraction. Nobody could love someone like you. I bet you wouldn't even love yourself if you had a choice."

https://youtu.be/An8LHsq3p6c
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>>26214736
>I bet you wouldn't even love yourself if you had a choice.
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>>26208996
Who?
H. Are the filenames their actual
O. Names or are you just being a
? Weirdy?
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>>26214736
Does anyone have more stuff like this?
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>You're just not that special to me anon. Im sorry you feel that way. We can still be friends though! You dont mind giving me a ride, right!

Wow, Thanks Anon!

What a great friend!
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love/hate these threads

great taste in music op

dont ever stop post them
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STOP WITH THESE CRINGE THREADS
>implying anyone actually talks like this in real life
>implying women have any sort of romantic/feeling worthy vocabulary in their system
>implying they don't speak the most basic of the language
>implying they would go in depth about anything in their conversations or make redundant points three times in the same sentence
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>>26215147
back off before i whip your shit
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>>26215147
sssh you're shattering the illusion
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>>26208788
Heres a reply for aphex twin

Keep the good shit alive and rotating
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>>26213508
I think so. The part with the listening post going insane.
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>>26208996
I hate that I love these threads
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Crazhing this thread...
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