What's the best way to approach a girl? I'm thinking

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>>26206995
don't just don't

Don't talk to them don't interact with them. women will ruin you.

>>26206995
This could work, a lot of factors are up to whether or not it will but let's just say they do. What's your follow up?

>>26206995
lets pretend.
Thank you, im Anna

>>26207090
After I say that she'd probably be a little startled, so I'd follow up with
>"My name is anon, what's your name?"
>"I'm annonette..."
I'm not really sure what to say after that

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>>26207142
Nice to me you Anna, I'm Bert.
sweats profusely

>>26207211
Hey Bert, i think you are pretty cute too ;) haha

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>>26207294
ITT:
>things that never happen

original

>>26206995
I am 22. When I started ignoring women instead of obsessing about them in middle school then they started noticing. Women crave attention. I have not have a GF since I was 14. So don''t listen to me. They get pissed off when you could care less about their existence.

I usually do something cheesy like this : Hey, Im anon, lets play a game and if you lose i get your number and a kiss. Its an easy game!
You just have to lie to me 5 times :
>whats your name
>age?
>what day is it?
>which question is this?
After this i turn around and act pissed and say aww come one you played this game already right?
Then they mostly say nooo hehe and are all proud of themselves and then you tell them its the fifth question and you got yourself a number

>>26207369
what a disgustung cosplay whore you got there holy shit

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>>26207388
sam pepper the dubs

jesus man you are true cancer

>hi

>are you okay?

>what's up?

>I've never spoken to you before, whats your name?

Use one of those they are sensible and actually work

That's just creepy. Hi, what's up is much better in general. If you say she's cute from the start you kill all the mystery and it wont work unless she's physically attracted to you.

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>>26207411

have some more
ff.aa.mm

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ywn tear her skirt apart

>>26206995
you will sound like a creep who just wants to get in her pants.

After saying that she will say she is not interested or be polite and humor you

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If you're attractive to her, then this is really all it takes.

If you're not attractive to her, then you're pretty much fucked no matter how "charming" you can be

>>26207445
>That's just creepy.

95% of a guy coming out of no where is creepy if she isn't attracted to her

>>26207530
SOURCE! Original blah blah

>>26207854
This is the page where you can find the pictures

https://www.flickr.com/photos/animeindian/albums/72157645208335108/page4

i'm not sure whether or not this is the original photographer, there's other flickr albums but this one seems to be the more consistent one.

Also there's no name to the bitch, so we will never know.

>>26206995
>What's the best way to approach a girl?
With a knife.

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>>26207068
THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>>26206995
>Hey, I know this is random but I think you're really cute so I wanted to introduce myself
>OMG what a beta creep get away from me

what you should do is
>ayy bby wun sum fuk?
>OMG he's so straightforward and alpha I'm so wet