Why don't you transform yourself like Ronaldo, anon?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'd rather be Messi
>>26206181
Messi is a little beta manlet bitch boy tho
>>26206181
>rags to riches
>childhood gf grew to be a hottie
>GOAT
>cultural icon in his country and loved around the world
Why is he so based? Why is my life so shit ;_;
>>26206129
HUEHEUHUEHHUE PT HUEHUEHUE
>>26206203
Messi is /r9k/
Ronaldo is Top 1% Chad and sworn enemy of robots
At least Im not portuguese
>>26206250
both are autistic fucks, Ronaldo just happens to have better genes
>>26206278
>Ronaldo
>autistic
Have the memes gone too far?
>>26206129
>arguably the best male to be on Earth
>robot
>>26206314
I take it you don't know about his instagram
>>26206129
UND GEWINNE TOLLE CHRISTIANO RONALDO PREISE