>tfw I have an inescapable monster tit fetish All I think

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i normally go for tits but for example this chick is hot so idk just find hot chestlets and masturbate to that sometimes

i also had a hot dream about a chestlet and i could see down her dress because it was so loose on her chest. idk maybe try and think up hot things about chestlets.

for example they are so tiny and thin, it would make you seem really big in comparison if you were to hold one in your arms. think about how delicate her rib cage would seem.

>Bumpy rides

Fuck I hate that.

sauce op don't give a shit about your post

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I don't have an answer for you but am using this opportunity to post.

>>26205731
Find a non sexual worker that has natural tits. Make some effort and have natural raw sex

>>26205731
I'm the same but I had to accept fake tits after a while because content was getting short.

>>26205731
I know that feel. I just went out with a pretty fat girl from tinder who had massive tits.

Not gonna lie, it was pretty amazing to watch her gigantic tits bounce as she gave me a blow job.

>>26206388
Busty women literally exclusively date chads. Ive never seen one with a beta and none have ever given me a chance

My girlfriend has d cups but I dream about cow tits. I've brought it up and talked about threesomes but she just laughs.

>>26205731
From my experience big titted women have insanely high standards. Like they wont even friendzone you unless youre at least a chad

Like Beshine OP?

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>>26205731
i feel you anon like this right?

>theyre real by the way

>>26205731
MASSIVE tits are fun for a few hours. But they get old very quickly. Once you have gotten to experience them, youll understand that a firm C is way better than a sloppy F cup

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>tfw big titty gf

>>26206893
Chestlet internet defence force has arrived i see

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How about butterface with big tits

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4chan spam filter can be so annoying, OP should look up this big booty bish

>>26207400
>that
>butterface
dem eyes breh she's cute af
no hips though

>>26206851
she got breast reduction surgery
rip annie keanan

>>26207457

Sauce needed...now

>>26207500
She looks like she has down syndrome. You must look revolting

>>26207534
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i diddnt know she had :(

>>26205731
Embrace it, like I did.
fuckingrobot

>>26207588
woah, so rude
my bf thinks I'm cute

>>26205731
>It's called Mazophilia

I have the same fetish. I've had sex five times, five different prostitutes. Only two had DD+ tits
I came almost immediately with them

With the flat women I just fucked for an hour or so and eventually she said she had to leave, so I went home and fapped to big tits online.

Only tits can make me get off.

>>26207628
He's lying to you and just using you as a human cum receptacle.

>>26205790
I'd fuck her if she could suck me hard but it would do nothing for me. Gotta have tits.

>>26207457

Sauce on this boob monster?

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>>26205731
I feel you pham

>>26205731
post more gifs like that

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>>26205731
You wouldn't really want to get over it. You'd miss them too much.

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>>26207781

Jiggle monsters

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>>26205731
>obsessed with titties
>boobs popping out, being revealed,
I know that feel. I know it well.

>>26207808

My ex was a 32J. I know all about it, hence my addiction and subsequent suffering

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Big black whoppers are more than acceptable too

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>>26207898
Any pics famalee?

>>26207680
Big tits is highly desirable plus good genes

>tfw tittymonsters make me turn into a horny baboon primitive cave nigger
why are big tits so alluring m8s?

>>26207457
It's a real shame she lot weight

>>26208207
Lost weight*

Woopsies

>>26208207

Whats her name dude?

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>>26208160
It's just one of those things, m8. Might as well ask why water is wet. Or why the sky is blue and not some other colour.

>>26208243
Only know her first name

Heather

Only thing I know about her.. im trying to find some sauce

>>26208339

Desperate to know

>>26208259
If I could just have a gf that looked like this, I would be happy.

>>26208458
Most people would be happy with a gf like that.

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>>26208458
Yeah, but would she be happy?

Sorry, m8.

>>26208458

Well she's one of the most desired glamour models on the face of the Earth so....that is understable

>>26208570
No. ;_;

>your comment was too low in content

huge natural tits are so rare honestly (unless ur fat)

if ur a girl reading this do a boobjob fast as possible(unless ur 300 pounds), trust me it just WORKS

Honestly, I'd be happy with a 3/10 girl if she was a titty monster. I don't think I'd need much else in life. Yes, I have a problem.

>>26208623

This. Why do you think most huge natural tit glamour models never do hardcore? Because they get paid twice as much for simply having their tits photographed and occasionally shaking them about on camera. These girls have wishlists as long as their arm fulfilled every week by breast fetishist mad men.They are so rare and desired by the male population that they don't need to show their pussies even once if they don't want to. Not to mention many of them are unattractive and/or overweight but tit size trumps all

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lucie wilde aka busty buffy
she is the perfect titcow

>>26207457

Who IS this girl? Does she fuck on cam?

>>26208759

Way too small for me son. I look at her and literally feel nothing

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>>26208759


I can't stop staring at her tits.

>>26208759
too small sry

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>>26205731
Help? What you need is a gf with big tits

You can't just get rid of that love for big stonkin' tits m8

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>>26208696
But she's so boring. So terribly, terribly boring. She's such a dead fish.

>>26208789

big tits lol. They're Fucking pathetic pal

>>26208809

but she's 15, they'll still grow I think.

>>26208807

I'm convinced she's either a confirmed retard or the slavs have got her so drugged up she doesn't know what day it is

>>26208807
you're right i can't deny that but im only intrested in her body so boring is not a problem

>>26208759
>>26208789
Where'd you get scantily-clad pics of your dear imouto?

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>>26208862

Her cellphone

Don't forget that any girl that isn't a total slut/manipulative bitch that gets overdeveloped tits in high school almost always has them cut off.

Meaning that the chances of finding a cute, smart girl with huge tits who could be swayed by something other than money or UltraChad are virtually zero.

WHY. FUCKING. LIVE.

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>>26208819

Linsey Dawn McKenzie aged 15

You'd better hope she has the gynomastia gene waiting to kick in

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squeezy weezy

>tfw no titty gf
Source on OP's gift would be great if anyone has it.

>>26208887
Give her the phone back, you cretin. Go give your sister a hug and tell her you love her.

>>26208997

Mudshark Leanne Crow

She's never slept with a white man

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>>26208997
Leanne Crow's tits are so fucking perfect, I'm convinced they were left behind by a hyper-intelligent alien species.

>>26208623
Fake boobs are ugly

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>>26209008
Anna Song

>>26209120
these look pretty ok to me. her old tits were disgusting and way more uglier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AunQ4yBsfy8
skip to 4m56s

>>26209078
Do you think the secret to instellar travel could be discovered by motor-boating deep within that cleavage?

>>26209267
holy fucking shit would I love to find out.

either that or Narnia

>>26209308
Fuck you Narnia fan

>>26209321
that was a joke familia. I don't actually care about Narnia.

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How can non japanese women even compete?

>>26209424
Those are her knees

>>26205731
at least your fetish could feasibly be fulfilled op

my fetish is for fucking Succubi and other demonic stuff. Not even in a wannabe edgy shit i just find the idea fucking hot as hell and it will never ever ever happen
;_:

>>26206941
Yeah because she's fat.

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>>26209424
To be fair, all races can provide competitors in the battlefield of the breast.

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>>26209447
Just ebin

>>26208997

>she didn't suck the tits >_<

>>26209033

This saddens me deeply and explains the bad attitude

>>26209482
trip out on DPH maybe

>>26209562

She is a dumb as fuck British whore, her boyfriend is a nigger she even fucked that ugly paki Amir Khan

>>26209033
Eh. She doesn't look completely white herself.

>>26209631
on what?
why do normies assume robots can get drugs
how the fuck would a robot know a dealer
i dont leave my fucking room apart to go to my job and come home again
for fuck sake look where you are. why did i come back to this board

>>26209682
that's the easiest drug for robots to get, you can get enough to trip out at the dollar store for pocket change, it's just benadryl or any knock-off brand

>>26209033
Source?

Does she even do hardcore? Everything I've ever seen of her is her on her own or with another woman.

>>26209682
It's literally otc allergy medicine fucknut

>>26207457

>Never does any kind of nudity

Wow it's fucking nothing

>>26206993
yeah who are these fags that compromise the CIDF?

real question, can we get an interview or something?

>>26209778

No hardcore and barely anything with other women
She hates getting ger tits touched that webm is as far as she has gone

>>26208833
Czech here, Lucie was actually one of my neighbors before starting her "career". Her mother was a heavy drinker during the pregnancy, hence the deadface. She was not extremely dumb or anything, just looking like retard sometimes.

Also for the thread: I've got literally same issue. The worst of it is the fact, that really huge tits are extremely rare or on fat girls. I can't date fat girls, so guy needs to just visit escorts. It is a sad life.

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Could probably do with a few more boobs in the thread, lads. Break up the text a bit.

>>26209843
Then what's the source on her having "never slept with a white man"?

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>>26209885
What kind of boobs you want f am?

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I'm so obsessed with tittyfucking that I'll pretend to be a big titty girl in adult chatrooms and get off describing how I'd tittyfuck guys.

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>>26210771
Big and juicy. Just plump my shit up.

>>26210845
I'm pretty sure you need at least G cups to give a proper titfuck, otherwise it's just humping her chest.

>you will never experience a proper titfuck

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Does anyone have any good ways to simulate the feeling of breasts? Like bags filled with a certain substance?

>>26206502
>watch them bounce as she gave me a blowjob
What? Is your dick on your forehead?

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>>26210913
My dick is crying...

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>tfw no heavy, milky breasts to bury your dick between

>>26210918
Mankind has yet to solve this problem, believe me.

I've touched breasts are there is nothing quite like it. If you're really fat, try grabbing a handful of your own butt cheek, that's the closest you're gonna get.

>>26210913

get an escort man

tittyfucked plenty of busty escorts

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>>26210990
I can't fuck my own ass cheeks, though...

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>>26205731
>tfw she got a reduction

>>26210990
>tfw hairy buttcheeks

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>tfw you will never impregnate this cleavage

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>>26211028
Some people make homemade fleshlights out of this cornstarch gel stuff. I dunno, try putting that stuff in a couple balloons? Good luck m8

>>26211117
I'll look into it, seems like the best idea so far.

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Would you, anon?

roblox

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>>26211266
Absolutely. Original boobs.

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>>26211266
Overload. Couldn't handle.

Also, terrible face.

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>>26211319
So would I.
Even though she reminds me of pic related.

>>26209868
Called it.

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>26211032

Fucking despicable whore

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How about now? Too much?

>>26211466
I'd actually fuck her just like that because it's quite a turn on imagining that she's literally going to die because she's so much of a helpless human-sex-toy freak.

I'd love lazily fucking her juicy pussy telling her "oh yeah, you're going to die in my dick baby. This is your purpose."

You were born to be nothing but fuckmeat baby

Anymore of her?

Ain't nothin sweeter than a monstrous bust

>>26211466
Too soon, senpai.

>>26205731
an over obsession with tits is due to manchildren wanting to go back in time

>>26211851
ah, there it is! what took you so long?

>>26211851
Hey Freud

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>>26211851
Then why do I want to put my dick between them?

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*tits fedora*

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I JUST WANNA HUMP FAT TITS!!!

I could die tomorrow if I could hump fat tits tonight!!!

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>>26212303
Do you think there's anything better in life than molesting a pair of big, soft titties, m8?

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>>26212451
It's literally the only thing I want. I dream about big, luscious titties every day

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>>26212451
Maybe mainlined fentanyl, but I doubt it.

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Why does /r9k/ has such god tier taste in tits?

>tfw can't get a boner anymore
>penis feels very unsensitive
>don't really feel anything when masturbating/cumming

Wtf happened to by weiner lads?

>>26212664
I know this feel, it is probably because I have:
>chronic masturbation
>death grip
>depression
>alcohol abuse
>circumcised
>weird, specific fetishes

I can still get it up, but jerking off feels like almost nothing. It's just a bodily function, like taking a shit. HELP

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>tfw your dick will never get swallowed by fuwa fuwa Japanese oppai

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>>26211266
How much free shit must she get walking around like that

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>you will never play vidya while your qt big-titted gf sits behind you, whips her shirt off, and covers your eyes while she presses her big warm tits into your back and laughs as your guy dies horribly in the game

>>26212664

1. Are you circumcised?

2. How do you masturbate? (Please no smartass answers like "with my hand?")

3. Are you on any drugs or medications?

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>>26212775

Quit drinking and try masturbating only occasionally, and very gently.

The foreskin's mucocutaneous ridged band is the most sensual part of the penis. This has been confirmed by histological analysis showing its innervation, and monofilament testing showing that men can detect the gentlest touch on their ridged band.

Another sensual part is the frenulum/frenular delta area, which eventually turns into the ridged band on the sides/top of the penis.

A lot of cut guys have basically all this good stuff hacked off and they're left with a shaft and glans, neither of which are particularly sensual because they're naturally deficient in tactile corpuscles and other complex sensory end organs.

Some evidence indicates that tactile corpuscles start dying as you get older. Could be that the older you get, the more of the remaining corpuscles (especially those in whatever's left of your frenular area) are dying off.

>>26213202
Well thanks for the lesson doc, but my foreskin ain't coming back.

Also, jesus fuckin christ. 4chan should be called 4skin, cause you niggers are obsessed

I have this fetish. It is the best one.

I've been with a DDD/E 36 chick, saggy... Two years with a DD 32... Married a final DDD/E 34.

I worked very hard to get good enough a picking up women to get that. Something more absurd would be better, but DDD is pretty amazing.

The DD chick, we'd do weird stuff like I'd rub my dick head on her nipples until I came

The fetish made me a better person because it is achievable if you accept that anything above a triple D on a not fat girl is vanishingly rare. I worked out, got a good job, ate healthy, practiced picking up women. All of that because of tits only. Pretty much my main interest in life phamily

>>26213344
Honestly I don't feel the will to get gf, unless she has enormous tits, but it has been ages since I've ever seen a true titty monster.

>>26212664
>>26212775
Nofap, bruhs. A month or 2 of no porn or fapping will bring you back to 100%. I'm on day 5. My horniness is already coming back. But I dare not touch my peepee, cause I know it'll be right back to half-power boners in a week.

>>26213344
Congrats man. I have dreamed of doing the same.

Still, if I'm honest, I'd be wanting at least a G cup, even if she's kinda fat. No hamplanets unless her tits are insanely huge. I want tits so big she could smother me with them and cut off my breathing... that is my dream.

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who /lactationfetish/ here?

>>26213412
If you are a healthy male, then enjoy your prostate pain.
I tried in november and gave up on the 5th, I couldn't even sit down without getting a shooting pain in my swollen prostate. Pain went away the moment I finished.

>>26213069
>then you shout "Let's hit those showers!"
>and you fuck
>in the showers

>>26213575
You know what I say when I'm in the shower?

"SHOOWWERRR TIIIIIIMME!!!!"

>>26213526

You've got issues if your prostate starts dying from not fapping.

>>26213519
Sup senpai. Titfucking a bitch with giant tits and her own milk for lube is my ultimate fantasy.

>>26213519
Milkfag reporting in

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>tfw no internet drama titcow gf

>>26209033
>She's never slept with a white man
Why would that even matter?

>>26212925
All japanese tits are fake through implanting fat into the breasts.

>>26214942
This is a bad thing because...

>>26214972
its not what god intended

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motorboat bump

>>26206941
Nasty muffin top though

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Christ this thread is depressing.

...because I also don't have a titfu and really really want one ;(

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>>26214942
Probably not all of them.

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>tfw the only thing that keeps me going is the hope that one day ill have a qt gf with big breasts

>>26213490

The secret to meeting women like this is meeting a LOT of women. You have to go out a LOT.

They are out there. A lot of them are actually shy about their breasts and do everything to hide them.

The reality in normie world is that above a DDD white guys think they are "too big" and not aesthetically pleasing.

So there are F-cup girls actually missing out on potential mates because they are so big.

But they circulate in normie world and are seriously undervalued there.

So you HAVE to go out. You have to meet lots of new people, constantly. Then they appear. Once every few months. Maybe once a year.

It's a struggle. You have to change everything to do it.

I was lucky enough to live in a huge American city, and get in with the druggy/drunk hipster crowd. Meeting new people all the time, doing drugs, going out to a different bar/house part every night. Dating site made one of them happen. And a lot of it was dumb luck.

The positive is that there are women with smaller breasts out there who you can try to fuck while still looking for your unicorn.

Also I've noticed my tit fetish supercedes everything. I don't give a shit about what a face looks like, or a lot of other body-related things (asses don't do a lot for me, wide hips do though).

So a girl that is 4/10 by the crowd's standards is my 9/10 and she thinks I'm an 8/10 and it's fucking awesome.

You have to infiltrate normie world for this though. It's the only way. They are simply too rare to find anywhere else. They are 1 out of 1,000

>>26216248

Other advice:

* Search OKC for "boobs" --- lots of girls mention them in their profiles and yet post ZERO body pictures. That's a hint. They are so big they are hiding them --- which is a sign of low self esteem about them. You finding her and letting her know how hot she is benefits you both.

* Learn to detect hidden big boobs under a baggy t-shirt. Again, a lot of girls above DDD are shy and want to hide them.

Other women are so judgmental and give them shit about their breasts. It was a source of teasing when they got boobs at age 12 and they never quite get over it until they meet a guy like you

>>26216248
>>26216334
Thanks for the advice, seriously.

If you don't mind me asking, how attractive are you? Be honest

cowtits are fucking disgusting senpai

>>26216521

I'm pretty normie but it's all relative - there are circles where girls with huge tits are running around at all levels of sexiness

Me, I've got a baby face and I'm auschwitz skinny with narrow shoulders, but I am 6'4 and that is my main appeal. But I've also been depressed, played D&D and had horrible acne all through high school. My body is not good, even with all the work I was putting in.

Really my life is about playing the cards I was dealt at peak efficiency. Treat life like a game and don't take failures to heart. My strategy in dating was to ask out any girl I was even vaguely interested in, for dating practice and because WHY NOT? So I'd go on dates with girls I thought were 4/10 and DIDNT have big tits at all. Sometimes I'd get laid. Mostly I was rejected over and over. It was all about training for the day when I met a woman who I clicked with AND had that body

>>26216667

This is what I'm talking about. Seriously undervalued women

I should also say I have a testosterone level that is freakishly high, in the top 1 percentile. I think most people with this fetish are in a similar place hormonally

>tfw increased two sizes after lactating

Plus for turning titty monster, minus for having to get new bras.

>>26216723

>titty monster

prove it

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>>26216723
c'mon son. don't do that.

>>26207500
>hips
>relevant

spic detected

>>26216990
damn
yes I'm a spic
sorry I can't help myself

>>26209214
imagine having to stare at big tits all day long and not being able to do anything

>>26216678
Please tell me more. I want to be smothered by fat tiddies so bad

>>26216678
How did you keep them from sniffing out your true motives? I would think as soon as they figured out you were after their tits they would run away screaming.

>>26209214
Why does that guy (the husband) remind me of a beta cuck so much? Its like I was expecting his wife to get BLACKED after she got new tits on his dime.

What the fuck has r9k done to me? I don't even jerk off to that shit, yet that's the 1st thought I had.

>>26210913
cup size is basically just a proportion btw, you need the band size for it to mean anything.

>>26217130
He said he was 6`4. No further explanation needed.

>>26211851
can you offer an explanation for obsession with butts?

>>26213526
i went for over a month and had no prostate issues

>>26205731
>Is there any way to become turned on by chestlets instead?

Become a man.
https://my.mixtape.moe/weaiqf.webm

>tfw hiroshima still hasn't upped the file size limit to 3MB

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here's Anna Song again

>>26213865
tfw saw thumbnails of videos of her but couldnt find them

>>26208623
You;ll never believe me but I once had a gf who was 34FF

I deleted the pics because if I looked at them I'd just start crying.

>>26217836
How good were they, anon?

>>26217130

This is a loaded question that I don't think it valid. Here's why:

1. Having a strong preference for a body type is natural, women especially do this. So it's not like it's some secret

2. There's no point in a date where having a tit fetish comes up. In the bedroom they'll know when you're titty-fucking them. But nobody gives a fuck if you're naked at that point

3. Personality is overrated imho. Long lasting relationships for me are about sexual attraction on my end. Whatever she is getting from the situation, that is fine too. Love and lust are the same thing in my mind. I really loved all of them

>>26217110

I've told you most of what I know my son. Go forth! Become the best man you can be and good luck!

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>>26216723

You come round here with lies like that?

Advice guy has to go to bed.

I leave you all with this amazing video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPweYiPWtc

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Would you?
whywouldyoublox

>>26218047
I would.

Easiest titfuck in existence

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>tfw short nerdy robot-roboticist that looks like Otacon from MGS

>No tall amazonian woman with humongous breasts at home to strip me down for snoo-snoo whenever she wants

>Distracting me as I work at my bench, by hugging her chest against me from behind

>Enjoys making me flush in the face with cleavage and occasional rr/gfd assertiveness

>Falling asleep in her lap, resting my head on her bosom
Some day, I will live this dream.

>>26217987
....perfect. Perfect in every way. As was she.

Never anything close since. I'm ruined.

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>>26218408
>No tall amazonian woman with humongous breasts at home to strip me down for snoo-snoo whenever she wants

I know this feel.

>>26218478
How'd you fuck that up?

>>26208259
The sky is blue due to the preferential scattering of light in other visible spectra by the atmosphere.

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>>26208794
More please. I love Abbi Secraa.

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>>26210913
Only if your dick is big. Most guys on /r9k/ don't count.

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>>26216141
>monkeys with tits

i have a big tit fetish
I've fucked 3 women with big tits before, 2 were black hookers
haven't had sex in over two years now though
internet porn has given me unrealistic standards and often cant get an erection if there is no big tits
what do?
i have zero interest in a relationship, only want to pump and dump as many big titty women as I can before I die

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>>26220090
haha, good luck with that. stick to hookers

if I could snag a titty monster I'd do whatever it took to keep her around

>mfw all the titty monsters granted by god are getting reductions
Weep, brothers.

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>>26220222
presss 'F' to pay respects

Mega busts are a must

>>26217836

My ex was 32J. I did exact same thing. Once you have experienced giants and then they are suddenly taken away, I honestly believe it causes genuine mental illness. You hit the evolutionary jackpot then boom, they're gone. Your brain just can't take it

What is worse is knowing that another guy is now sucking the fuck out of them and living your dream, which has become a living nightmare

I turned down a petite qt last week as soon as I took one look at her flat chest.

I would rather die alone than settle for a girl with anything less than G cup. Just what is the point?

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breast is best

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>>26222123
inb4 mlp

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>>26222134
gonna get 2 wins on sc2 for dat new collussus skin today

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>>26222182
then play some ranked

>>26206941
what a whale

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>>26222195
fucked up foreskin ruins it, ok dead thread. bye.

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Leanne Crow is literally the greatest human being that has ever lived

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>>26222211
she a coalburner senpai

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>>26206941
noice m8 lad

>>26222231

Imagine leanne riding a 12 inch black monster

Imagine Leanne sliding a superior 12 inch black pole between her monster tits

I have no qualm with Leanne seeking out a superior, gigantic cock. Her tits needs the biggest there is

>>26222272
Please stay in your cuckold containment
thread. It's for the best.

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>you will never know what tits feel like
>you will never know what big stonking tits feel like

>>26222302

Been there, done it, came all over a monster rack too many times to mention

Believe me, you are better off not knowing my friend. Big titted women are insatiable and will never stick around. When they inevitably leave, you are crushed for life, knowing you will never experience heaven ever, ever again

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>>26222326
Not always the case, loyal big titty qts do exist

>>26222360

I was referring to the ones that weigh under 300lbs

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>>26222326
I have heard things like that before, same with love, it being better never having loved at all than losing it.
But the "never" really puts an extra burden on you, memories are worth something too, even when you lose something or someone important to you.

It's a difficult topic, as I can only really see it from my point of view, I have never felt the breasts of a woman, I have never loved either.

MONSTER WHOPPERS ALL THE WAY

>be me
>13 years old
>fall in love with chubby girl with huge tits
>ask her out, she says yes
>end up being high school sweethearts, lost our virginities to eachother, love playing with her hug tits
>years go on and she gets a bit fatter, loses some weight, gains a bit back
>tits seem to just never stop growing
>still madly in love with her and we get married
>get her pregnant
>she breast feeds, tits get gigantic and I develop lactation fetish
>now her boobs are longer and less plump, have faint stretch marks, she's really self conscious
>still love them, make her get on top during sex so her massive tits
Smack my face

I'm quite happy famalam. Sure, a nice taut set of c cups would be nice, but I love this woman and we basiy live like robots.

>>26223268

Yep. Living the dream

To all the kids out there, a little more advice. The biggest tits are found on the following races:

1. Polish Girls
2. Jewish Girls
3. Latina Girls
4. Black Girls

Do what you can with that information. Your small suburban town is not a hunting ground for this. The big city is a must

>>26223672
Well I got a European mutt.

>>26211466
WHat the fuck? story? context?

I have watched OP's gif about 1000 times. Its the point when they just come flying out with such force

Oh my God I can't any more of this damn fetish

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Biggest reason I have to hope for the future desu familia.

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>>26205731
>tfw no hucow gf

>>26223672
>implying
http://xhamster.com/user/AsianLactationGirl

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>>26205731
Same here OP, but I've come to terms with the fact that I will never kill myself so I try to forget about it. I've come to terms with the fact I'll never have a gf or wife with big boobs.

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>>26224435
You'll be me >>26225617 one day

There is no hope, only despair

A giant suckable monster rack is truly beyond compare

Look at dem bouncers

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I was waiting to see how long this thread would last, but I have arrived. Commencing dump. Side note; having a giant tit qt3.14 gf is the best

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And also for another exciting game of guess these quotes.
"Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me."

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"Fancy yourself an alchemist, hmm?...never could get the hang of that."

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Gotta be honest, at this size. I still would.

"I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid."

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"They say that if a vampire so much as scratches you, you'll turn into one. That better not be true."

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"You come up to me, fists raised? You looking for a beating?"

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"Gonna get cold tonight. Might want to at least cover your delicates."

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"Ugh, have you been tending your hounds? You smell like a wet dog."

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"I'm telling you I heard it, howling. Those werewolf tales are true."

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"What do you plan to do with that hammer, knock down a house?"

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>>26227075
is that Jessica Elwood?

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>>26227104
It sure is!

"Can't believe I'm posted here. Even the beds are made of stone."

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"There's an apothecary in town, yeah. But it's down on the lower walkway, so stay sharp if you go down there."

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"If you're here for sight-seeing, well then you've seen the sights. Might as well head somewhere warmer."

I swear I used to work with a girl who was legit tits bigger than my fucking head (and she was skinny). They were natural as well and all the dudes stared always, attracted or not they were too big NOT to look. She also had a really childlike personality and used to giggle to everything and wear shitty pop culture references t shirts.

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"I worry about the other settlements in the hold. Unwalled, lightly manned - prime targets for those damned dragons."

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>>26227216
Jesus, sounds heavenly kind sir. Didja ever talk to her?

"You... you were talking to that murderous savage. And then he escaped. What are you hiding?"

>>26227216
>tfw no dumb, ditzy skinny tittymonster gf
literally, l i t e r a l l y fucking kill me right now. right fucking now.

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"The people here are still plagued with nightmares. It's... unnatural"

>>26227266

God bless you anon. You are truly a connoisseur of monster freak sized suckables. Accept no substitute

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"Can't say I've heard any laws against... Whatever it is you're doing. But I'll lock you up if I have to."

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>>26227287
Every girl before my current one had small ones. I refuse to go back to that unholy life style, I walk the promise land.
Also helps that I've been collecting for over 4 years now.

"That's some fine armor you have there. Dwarven made, am I right?"

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"Ah, now that's a fine shield. And not mere dwarven, is it?"

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"Is your armor...made of dragon bones? By the Gods, what I wouldn't do for a set of that."

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"Orcish armor, huh. Had me a set of that once, ugly and strong like those that forged it."

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"Who did you have to kill to get that blade?"

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>I will never find out who this is or where it's from

>>26227324
Thanks for the dump, but are you gonna post this alleged gf of yours? please?

>>26227253
I was working part time back then since I was only 15. Shit was pretty cash, but we never got anywhere because she was almost ten years older than me.

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"Now, I know who you are. And...I know of your business. Just please, these are good folk we got here. Mostly."

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Teacher on reddit or something. Big scandal.

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>>26227395
Kind sir, I know there is a source for this. I've seen the original video. I don't have the source, but it exists

>>26227406
That's real hurts buddy, you have my condolences.

>>26227402
Lemme see if I have a safe picture of her. She said she doesn't care so long as she can't be identified.

"I got a glimpse of that dragon. It's beautiful... in its own way."

Has anyone here ever actually gotten to drink from a tit? How is it?

>>26227429
You gonna post the other 2 photos?

>>26227454
This is the best I got.

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>>26227512

Vintage.
>You gonna post the other 2 photos?

I don't have them, or else I would.

>>26205731

>>received a blowjob from a 15 chubby with monster tits
>>before going our separate ways i asked her to take of her top and just rubbed my face in her tits
>>had a thing for big tits ever since

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>>26227523
I got you broski.

>>26225617
consider getting a hooker just to titty fuck

No blowjob

No vagina

No STDs

Just an hour of titty fucking once in a while.

You'll have to do a lot of research to find the ridiculously stacked ones, but they are out there

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>>26227544
>>26227523
and the 3rd one.

>>26227493
It was alright I guess, built my immune system

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>>26227512
Additionally, a tag from her bras she sent to prove her size when I asked.
>34K, god bless.

"The old lady who ran the orphanage has been murdered. Say, didn't I see you walking out of there?"

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"No matter what else happens, guards will always be grateful for everything you've done."

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"The Gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon... I can respect that."

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"Don't think you can barter with me like I'm one of those damned shopkeepers."

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>>26216141

>tfw no fertility goddess waifu

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Welp, my time has come and gone. Maybe if this or another thread is active later I'll come and post.

also to Answer the guess the quotes game.
If you don't get it now, you never will.
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...."

>>26227679
Thanks for reviving the thread, bro. Big tits 4ever

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Well this thread is a good oppurtunity to test if this webm works on non-sound boards

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>>26227512
Side note, deleting this photo. Sorry gents.

Have 1 more photo to compensate.

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>>26227718
It does! And now it is a good opportunity to dump my favorite asian-looking hispanic tiddy monster.

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>>26227754
I have never dumped on /r9k/ so I don't know if you need an original comment for each individual image...Better try I guess.

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>>26227781
girl is known as mselizabethanne_ on instagram but just recently deleted it because she got a bf/her family seemed to catch on

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>>26227802
Daily reminder that there are titty monsters of all kinds in all sorts of places and that it's never too late to meet one

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>>26227830
I've got a few videos of her but they're all gifs/mp4s and being the technologically illiterate fool I am it'll probably take longer than this thread's lifetime for me to convert them into .webms

>>26227830
They are rare though, I might see one a month if I'm lucky. and they ALWAYS have boyfriends.

>>26227324

I, too, once walked in the promised land my good man. In the land of succulent 32J's to be exact. But then my dream was destroyed and now I walk alone.....surrounded by B cups with only my hand for company at night.

One day I will experience monstrous naturals once again. Mark my words, ONE DAY...

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>>26227863
Anyhoo I've just got a few more pictures that I think are worth posting but I'm running out of things to say! Oh no!

>>26227887
just type gibberish, that's what everyone else does

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>>26227887
The abs in this picture reminds me that this chick used to be more standard-size than skinny and back then her tits were even more enormous. I think she looks cuter like this though, thus why I don't have any pics saved. Sorry to those who prefer bigger girls but I'm sure with a little detective work you could find some.

>>26227877
>In the land of succulent 32J's to be exact.
I see you posting about your ex's boobs here everyday. Must have been some tits.

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This'll be the last one I post for now because it miiiiight be fake since I never saw it when it was originally posted if it was.

>>26227894
bloxblxoxxlboxlboxloxbloxx

>>26227917
32J's man. I know if I had a pair of 32J's walk out of my life I'd probably never get over it.

>>26227802
her bf must feel like the luckiest nigger in the world. but then again he's probably some 8+/10 chad with tons of money so it's like whatever to him.

>>26227917

You have no idea. She was incredible

>>26227953

I will never, ever be sane again. I have accepted that now. Every waking hour of my life is spent fighting the urge to jerk off or indulge in huge tit fantasies

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Cute Bbw girls with humongous tits are the best

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I gotta get away from this thread. It's making me feel physically ill that I'll never have a titty monster gf.

I prefer A-cups...

Just sayin

>>26228313
I'm very grateful for guys like you. It means more tits for me! =)

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>big titted gf
Feels good man.

>>26228392
Fatty fat fat fat!! !

>>26228406
Why yes, but with tits like that and the sexdrive she has, I can give it a pass.

>>26228438
Big tits don't count on fatty fats

>>26209868

Jsem si myslel.

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nipples > tits

>>26227547
It's not the same as having someone who cares for u

>>26208997
who's the one on the right???

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>>26228816
Tessa Fowler

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this thread needs more tits

>>26228406
>>26228614
shes not even that fat are you Ethiopian by any chance?
>!!
>>>/r/eddit

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bip bap bop

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I like it when they are saggy