Whatdaya think your classmates from school would say if

>Guess we were right about him turning out to be a loser

>Wow that loser never killed himself yet?

I was thinking about this earlier.

:(

>>26204239
>Jeez anon you've got fat since highschool

>hi how's it going?

Can't think of anything else

Nice thread.
>Woah, I never knew you became an alcoholic.
Well, fuck em. They don't know shit anyway.

>Wow, you really weren't kidding about all that drug use, were you?

>>26204239
They'd be pretty disappointed.
They'd ask why I dissapeared after high school.
They'd want to know where I went and why I never kept contact.
They'd probably laugh at how I am now.

>who is he? Was he even in a class with me?

>Was he in our class? Anyone else not remember this guy? Who is he?

>>26204239
Anon, please, thinking what others might think of you. That's honestly pubescent shit. You might need to see a professional. Giving imaginary scenarios and or people so much control over your life and emotions. That's not healthy. Come on now.

>>26204415
>>26204400
This, after middle school I wanted nothing to do with other teenagers, I still had a few quiet friends however.

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>"OH MY GOD ANON, wow! You drive that!?
>"Holy SHIT! What do you do to afford that nice ass fucking house?!"
>"Hey anon, you remember me? It's Karen. I sat next to you in chemistry a senior year, we should catch up some time. (has kids and is fat)"
>"Hey, I'm down on my luck bud. You think you can loan me $xxxxx amount of money's"

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>>26204239
Kek
>"Who? Oh."

>>26204425
how do i see a therapist without spending more money than i spare in 2 years?

>>26204239
>wow, anon actually got real good looking. And he's rich as well. To bad I hit the wall and I'm not worthy even being around the same room as him. Damn, look at him, look at all those girls around him. I wish I was 15 again.

>>26204389
What's more normie, doing drugs or not doing drugs?

>>26204425
Good call. There really is some truth in your words.

>>26204425
dmanit

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I don't remember him going to my school.

>well he turned out exactly as well as expected

I'm a loser.

They'd think i'm successful because of what i drive and what i live in and still not care about me.
It's all good senpai, i don't care what they think.

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>wow, did you lose weight?
>did you start lifting?

yes and yes. i want nothing to do with you cunts. i am better than all of you.

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You know this is actually funny, just the other day I walked into a dollar store to get a lighter and low and behold I see this girl I somewhat knew from high school running the register.
As she is ringing up purchase she says" you remember my brother right? Last name blah blah blah" I say yeah I do "he happened to be a kid who threw a math book at my face and beat me up" I casually ask how he is doing, she said he is doing ok she guesses, just got out of jail and living in the trailer park across town. I smirk and say tell em I said hi, I pay with a crisp 100$ and walk out to my beautiful 1 year old $50k truck and drive away.

>>26205082
She eventually left the guy in your pic btw

>>26204239
Everyone thought i was an alcohol
Im an alcohol

>>26204919
No you aren't.

blocks

Oh did she really? Haha I just had that pic on my phone randomly.

>>26205146
Yes I am, and I'd like to see you do something about it if you think otherwise, you faggot.

wow his back is disgustingly hunched

>have always had a bad back, force myself to have good posture in public

They don't recognise me or pretend they don't

>>26204541
Its more normie to brag about both of them than to keep it quiet

they would think i am successful or a loser, depending on their own circumstances

but oh man iam 27 and i would love to go back to highschool now that iam cured of shyness

>>26205253
>namefag

Opinion discarded.

>>26205253
This, also depends on what drugs you do.

the would point and laugh

i really don't remember anyone from school though, i doubt they'd remember me. i haven't seen most of them in over 15 years

>>26204239
>Oh wow you've gotten even more beautiful
thats all these shallow low lives care about and yes I have gotten "prettier" by being neet and watching makeup videos all day

>>26205082
>Top 10 Stories That Never Happened
>Number 1
>This story

>Oh I remember that kid! His pimples are gone but he is still a fucking loser!

You look so much different now, how have you been

I'm okay with that

If they saw me right now?
>laying on be d depressed.
Probably pity.

>failed out of high school
>the MOST weird kid
>everyone thought I was legitimately retarded
>Just started BSc in Neuroscience at KCL.
>still not a single friend

They would probably be surprised, if any of them even remember me.

They all thought I was smart and going somewhere. I'm unemployed, about to be kicked out of my apartment, sitting here in my underwear drinking a stolen 6-pack of shitty beer, eating a stolen bag of chips, and contemplating hanging myself.

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>was awkward shy boy
>now cute, domineering girl with penis
I wonder.

>>26205880
LONDON
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>london

original comment seriously

>>26205940
Sorry, baby, but I'm accounted for anyway.

Well I haven't made any improvements socially or in regards with my apperance, but, I'm currently studying at university so they can't call me a loser.

>>26205880
>girl
>penis
That's not how it works, Anon.

Not much desu, the only major change is that I have a full beard instead of massive sideburns.

>>26205957
>baby

please don't move so fast

>>26204239
>hey mate, got change i need the bus to visit my dying mum whos woth my girlfriend who is having a baby and i just loar my job amd people are after me so i need to get away now.

>tfw this is actually common where i live.
Fucking preisthill.

>>26205978
That's the proper terminology, at least where I live. They're very insistent on not misgendering or whatever. I know I'm a man. But I look passable and my lover uses a girl's name I like to refer to me so "girl" works too for me.
>>26205999
Would "darling" or "sweetie" be better? I could probably talk my boyfriend into letting you fuck me if he gets to fuck you after. We don't live in the UK though.

>>26204239
I'm doing better than all those normies

>>26205113
Nah, the guy just got contacts

>>26204239
>Nothings changed
oregeno comment

>>26206018
>letting me fuck you

What kind of dom trap are you supposed to be

Thought we had something speical

>>26204239
Happened to me.

Met with some high school girls that used to make fun of me.

>Wow anon you changed, you're actually handsome now!

No biggie, I knew I was dressed like a retard, skinny as fuck, and no confidence.
Just worked on all that in uni, and boom, a new man is born.

>>26206069
I guess I'm the kind that actually enjoys sex. And chances are if you're posting here, you're someone who would be pretty shy and quiet. It would make you even more fun to dominate in bed.

>>26204239
>tfw the qt i had a crush on in 9th grade became a rich doctor and married a tall white 10/10 chad
I didn't even bother with attending my HS reunion.

>Wow, you're even fatter than I remember
>You had so much potential. What happened man?

>>26204239
> I always knew he would never amount to anything.

> He always was a fucking retard

> He deserves it. It's his own fault.

> I bet he commits suicide this year. What a faggot.

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>>26204239
>I thought you'd be an executive at a company
>You're not at MIT?
>Aren't you an Engineer?
>I thought you'd own your own company by now
>Aren't you number 1 in your college and on the deans list?
>Internships?
I was one of those..

>I expected you to do better, but I'm not exactly surprised you fell apart.

>huh Anon is a girl now?

>>26206087
please stop being accurate

>be a total beta in high school
>have like 5 friends and popular kids go out of their way not to talk to me
>touchless virgin
>never get invited to parties / events
>didn't really bother me because I had a cool guild on WoW
>now work in advertising
>everyone else either still in uni, no job, or shitty job
>i make the most $$ out of everyone I know
>solid 9/10 girlfriend
>wear expensive clothes
>live in upmarket suburb
>have been formally recognised by the big brands I work for
>actually happy
>still browse r9k because old habits die hard

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>>26204239
Who gives a shit most of my school mates don't even have a fucking car.

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>the guy who got highest grades in grade 10 and 11 became a high school drop out neet with severe depression

So much potential. Just wasted.

>>26206413
I got the highest grades at my school but my school was a fucking disaster area full of people who are probably mostly either in prison or have 5 kids by now so it's not saying much

>>26206288
Alright, sorry. I just like bullying cute boys sometimes.

>>26206469

Mine was a middle of the road public high school with 200 students in my grade. I graduated grade 11 with a 98% average over 10 credits and then it's like I just lost the will to live.

Now I just sit behind a computer all day without any real life connections, friends, no gf ever, no job ever and not even a high school diploma. I just want to die.

>>26206504
It's fine just embarrassing to hear.

>>26206558
Oh, I see. I bet I could probably even bully you into crossdressing if I tried hard enough, you know.

>>26206648
depends on the outfits senpai

but it would increase the bullying tenfold I bet.

>>26206707
Oh, obviously we'd both be teasing you quite a bit. I have some stuff that might work. A schoolgirl outfit, some lingerie, and such. I think schoolgirl would work for you, since we'd be teaching you all about the joys of taking cock.

>>26206760
>confused boner time

getting too real now, ad in Chasity then I'll be hairless all over, heck even style/dye my hair if you like.

>4chan did this to me

>>26204239
Probably just comment on how much better I look now, and ask why I've barely kept in contact with anyone. Actually, I went to a fairly small reunion thing (like three people who I was kinda friendly with) and that was pretty much how it was.

Which school? In primary when they were offering gay-ass class rings, with a date ten years in the future, all I could say was "why the fuck would I want to meet any of you again".

> the fuck, he actually made it
> I was 50/50 on that or him killing himself
> he actually looks good and owns a company now

I last met any of them in 2007. A bitch had already gotten fat by then, a teen mom had divorced the father, the ice hockey player had a fracture, and one fag had taken up drugs.

>>26206551
you sound like fuckin' satou tatsuhiro

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>>26204239
Considering I'm taking a break from writing a paper in University, they'd probably not be surprised. I'm doing just fine.

>>26204239
I accidentally a few of my best friends by chance.

They all have girlfriends and stuff, they're considerably more independent than me, working jobs and so on.

But I've lived a better life, I went abroad for 3 years and now I'm doing a masters at a prestigious university.

So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other.

>nightmare last night
>school reunion
>everyone but me is at least somewhat successful, even the other old losers
>try to talk to old friend
>tells me to fuck off
>leave holding back tears
It would probably be the same if I really went to one. Thanks for the reminder, brain. Fucking asshole.

>Oh, anon, we always knew you would get into med school. You know what they say, better late than never.

No, you cunt, you always made fun of me by saying that If I were ever to become a doctor, you would commit suicide, rather than be treated by me.

>Hey, anon, you've become so muscular. I think you've grown a few centimeters as well, since highschool.

And you've gotten fat. Didn't know Chad's cock was so rich in fats.

>Hey, anon, wanna grab a coffee and catch up sometime? ;)

No. Go kill yourself.

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>>26206134
I'm an underachiever too. here is a (you) for you

>What do you mean you don't work nor study?