Fembots, how old are you and when did you grow out of being attracted to skeletors?
I was dating a guy at the time who I grew to really appreciate his physique. He wasn't ripped at all - he was lean but strong and ate much more than I did which made me feel good. I stopped being attracted to skeletons since then.
>tfw i almost fell for the bait
very skeptical, but i'm so bored i just want to talk
>no girl will ever like me because it's far likelier for them to be attracted to fat guys
there's a reason we are Anonymous.
i'm quite a paranoid idiot.
6'4'' bear mode German here. Accepting gf applications.
>interested in classical literature
>interested in being dumber than me, literally. It is my fetish that a girl looks dumbfoundedly at me while i am philosophising
>have tits and bagina
As if that would ever happen.
This is a bait thread and I should feel bad for replying.
Fuck you fem'bots'.
>Oh I fucked a fat guy it was great XD
>I hate skinny fags I only fuck big guys
>He was so cute
4 is usually max but typically twice a day
feels good man im getting my moneys worth
I'm mostly attracted to dudes with bellies and sweet faces
dude bellies are the best because
go to 26:30
well i guess they need to add more layers of sensors, the more the better the experience, they are gonna make a small cock version i presume, there's a market for everything,
Problem is how do you advertise it, without hurting the small penis guy's feelings.
Also this is new
>be fat fuck, 6'0/245lbs
>disgusted with myself
>had been slowly gaining weight starting from childhood
>get a crush on some (probably not even real) girl I met on omegle
>figure that if I lose weight and get fit I can make her my gf
>go from 245lbs to 160lbs in a little over 6 months
>turn 20 and I weigh about as much as I did when I was 12
>get rejected pretty hard by previously mentioned girl
>try online dating since I finally feel good about myself and my body
>almost everyone who I manage to chat up properly calls me cute
>if they see a side picture of me, which I was particularly proud of since I managed to lose so much weight
>"OMG YOU'RE SO SKINNY!!"
>can't even get laid because apparently women want larger/buffier men
>start drinking and stop giving a fuck about exercise or eating healthy
>after two years I'm now back to 220lbs
>disgusted with myself again
Oki doki mate. I just want to be skele but beer is too good to not drink.
I have rather substantial love handles but that'd require another pic to show properly
>Pompoir (also known as "playing the flute", and "the Singapore grip" ) is a sexual technique in which the woman uses her vaginal muscles to stimulate the man's penis Both partners remain still, and the woman strokes the man's erection by rhythmic, rippling pulses of the pubococcygeus muscles, so this practice is best performed in a woman on top position.
>Performing Kegel or pelvic floor exercises can increase a woman's skill in pompoir by strengthening the relevant muscles, and allow her to identify, and isolate, individual muscles, to contract them in turn to provide the rippling sensation.
The more you know. i just learned something new
>"Kabazzah" is a variant technique that originates from South Asia, where the female additionally uses her abdominal muscle contractions to stimulate the penis of the male partner, who must remain totally passive. Women are reported to have spent many years in training before becoming proficient in this technique, and as such this technique is considered highly difficult to perform. The act itself is a variety of tantra, its purpose being to enhance and increase the duration and intensity of intercourse. The word translates as 'holder', and the sensation can be likened to that of 'milking'
oh god the kek's
Left pocket is broken and I should fix it at some point. Shirt's collar broke some year or so ago after I chewed on it too much and now the hole that is around my chest is large enough to fit two fists.
what the fuck, where did that come from
I was just curious of what the wiki had to say about it.
i didn't even knew this was a thing. I learned 2 new things.
Why so aggressive dude???
6'5" 240 lbs but i look even more fatter.
Being a thin bi male, despite my lack of experience I've done stuff with an average guy, and an obese guy. The thing about fat fat people is it greeeeatly limits what you can do and sort of removes you from the feelings because you're constantly working around them
Thin - >>26203855 this anon makes no difference, and non-excessive muscle is undoubtedly a plus. Bf% doesn't really matter as long as you aren't getting flabby
How can any of these fucking women call themselves fembots unironically? They all have bfs ffs...
>this anon makes no difference
Hm? What do you mean.
It makes little aesthetic difference, the only thing that does is excessive fat(or lack of fat) or muscle
I think this might be a result of me being desensitized to fat by living in America but that anon is effectively skinny
>but that anon is effectively skinny
Two years ago you probably would have thought that I was anorexic. pic related
Pale enough that light reflects off my skin
Holy fuck I get so mad when people use the word "skinny" when they really mean "average body size". You aren't skinny unless I can count all your ribs and wrap my thumb and pinky around your wrist
>wrap my thumb and pinky around your wrist
I can wrap my thumb and pinky around my wrist and I'm borderline obese.
>grow out of being attracted to skeletors
>attracted to skeletors
>lost like 60 pounds years ago in an effort to get girls
>had more luck with women when I was fat, seriously haven't even got laid since then
>nothing makes sense
>bitter, fucked up and alone
But at least I'm not fat anymore
>You must have big hands
I can still jerk off using both of my hands at the same time :^)
If you're still alive, hit me up. I do strongly suspect this is an attempt to troll my feeble heart by pretending to be a qt blackbot with a phat arse, but whatever.
I hate guys who act like they have to eat as much as they possibly can at every meal. It's like a display of dominance or something? It's expensive fuckheads. Stop doing that. Every time my mom would bring home a new stepdaddy my brothers doubled or tripled their food intake. Just why.
Do I have a change femanons? All the girls I meet treat me like a friend or a fucking brother. Just kill me, senpai.
Eh, I'm not really a fan of 'macho.' It was my lifelong dream to be skinny, after a childhood of being that fat kid standing awkwardly in the corner. I do already lift dumbbells but that's about as good as it's gonna get. I have mild Anorexia and can't even imagine eating 3000+ calories of chicken and brown rice.
>fat guys are now getting girls
i thought we were in this together...
There is honestly nothing cuter than a lanky guy.
I don't have a height requirement for dating but I have a skinny auschwitz requirement for dating.
Nothing beats hugs from thin and long arms.
THAT FEEL WHEN I AM A HUNGRY MALE SKELETON
THAT FEEL WHEN NOGAINS FOREVER AND EVER
THAT FEEL WHEN EATING BROTEIN JUST MAKES ME SKINNYFAT
i refuse to believe that most chicks prefer chubby guys. i lost weight and no longer have a gut and my face looks better and more defined and i like it way better now. i'm not going to get fat for some chick's approval, i prefer being somewhat thin at 6'1" and 160. looks good and i have some muscle definition without even working out.
Lanky doesn't necessarily mean tall to me, I meant it as a synonym for skinny.
I guess it was a poor choice of words though.
I'm 5'2, height really isn't something I think about much because everybody is above me regardless.
>never liked skeletors to begin with
I had a thing for tall chubby guys, previous bf was that, 6'3 270lbs (giant beer belly mostly) and there's too many problems. Low self esteem, eating shit, being lazy, not to mention a long history of health problems he'll inherit from his parents.
Now I'll take average body types, thanks. No I didn't break up with him because he was a fat ass.
Fuck off slut, my sister likes my skelly body
>implying anyone wants my boney 110 lb manlet ass
>Once I left middle school
I enjoy being smaller than my partner, preferably in width and height.
I never want to be one of those ultimate beta couples with the skellington and the whale
i never did :) im 19 now, i love love love skinny guys, espeacially tall, pale ones with veiny arms and long eyelashes and soft rosy lips. so hot. i wish i could have a bf like that.
>he wasn't ripped at all
If he wasn't fat, then he definitely works out and is likely more muscular than you give him credit for.
Dedicated exercise is required in order to not be a fatty or a skelly.
I really liked skinny guys up until about a year ago, now my favourite body type is guys who are muscular but still a little chubby. Nice big sexy strong arms, thighs and butt, but still nice and huggable around the middle. Abs really don't do it for me.
>be spooky skelly
>can D up a guy that's 6'3 and weighs like 40kg more than me with no trouble
>can slip through 2 defenders like I'm a ninja
You people don't know the true power of a Skeleton knight
I'm also lucky that I can jump fairly high :^)