hey .. i will run out of money in a few days and i doubt ill

>>26200037
>tfw 25 eurobucks in the bank
>3 eurobucks in my wallet
>still too emotionally unstable and depressed to get a job
If I didn't have free cafeteria food and a dorm room I'd be in real trouble.
Good luck anon.

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>>26200058

i dropped out of university a long time ago so no free food for me

i cant even get a job cause id get paid next month basically and no money, no food = no energy to work so its pointless

going on for years ... just gonna end it and why not in february .. its a nice month .. cold weather, rain some snow maybe

fuck this life .. onto the next one

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time to go forage innawoods?

But seriously, any living relatives you can stay with until you get back on your feet?

>>26200111
I hate shitty stupid normie questions like this. You think he'd be committing suicide if he had a reasonable alternative? Faggot.

>>26200037

But I thought you neets were living like kings? Are those wagecukk threads a big ruse?

>>26200154

euro socalist neets maybe

>>26200037
Can't you go homeless and sleep on the street Anon?
I know it will suck but it has got to be a better option than killing yourself.

>>26200037
take care dude

Choice

>>26200258
Also, noice.

>>26200037
Well that sucks doesn't it?
And meanwhile I'm here living alone in my apartment that daddy bought and pays for considering baking the rest of my cookies and having them with hot cocoa while comfy in bed
And in a couple hours its lunch and guess what? Daddy is taking me for lunch so I don't have to lay for that meal even tho indont really pay for any meal since its all daddy's mkney

Why are you waiting?

>>26200339

cant i enjoy my last meals dude

>>26200078
There isn't a next one tho desu, just go be a beggar in novigrad the coin is good I hear

>>26200289
Thats a lot of sugar in the morning

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>tfw 10k jewros in my emergency fund
>tfw I'll never end up going bankrupt over a broken dishwasher

>>26200037
Tell me why is it the blacks in the ghetto can be happy with no money and find more but you need to kill yourself

>>26200037
I have some money I can spare how much do you need?

>>26202207

keep your money faggot .. i dont want it

>>26202305
Well the jokes on you senpai its your shitty life lmao

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>>26202340

but it ends soon

i dont have to worry about it anymore LMAO!

>>26202358
You know I was serious about the money too but if you'd rather blow your brains out so be it

>>26202386

its whatever dude .. theres no way to transfer it anyway and i rather stay anonymous than give out my name and shit ... just in case some of you normies try to prevent my death

>>26202399
paypal?
>Original Comment

>>26202426

its locked and at -200

what the fuck do you think im doing with my life really?

If you're in desperate straights go talk to your local church. Talk to the leader of that church and tell them you are hungry and have no food. Most will help you and many host food banks. Don't kill yourself man.

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>>26202453

thats not me .

oRigiganala caocammaenent

>>26202386
Then what? He runs out of money again and post this thread looking for more attention. People who are serious about suicide don't attention whore for it

>>26202453
You're a complete cunt senpai taking advantage of my generosity

>>26202453
nope, not OP but pretty much same situation

>>26202495
but op is attention whoring probably a highschooler sad about a break up

>>26202512
sorry but I can't trust you after that

>>26202386
I'm in a worse financial crisis than him fyi

>>26202550
i understand..

shits rough being a poorfag

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>>26202523

if i were a highschooler id live at home

unfortunately im not even able to feed myself anymore cause im disconnected from society

ive been on this board for years ... just gonna say goodbye

>>26202579
If this is it goodbye. I'll keep the thread open if you change your mind about the paypal

>>26202621

i told u its locked .. i cant even log in anymore lmao

i ordered pizza and shit until they would not let me anymore

>>26202637
Goodbye then

>>26202637
senpai how do you do that with paypal.. i'm so friggin broke it's been ramen for weeks if anything at all

are "sugar daddies" a real thing for people who arent normie-tier attractive? i dont consider myself balls to the wall ugly and i clean up well, but i dont really think i have any other choice at this point. i'm enough of a degenerate that i'll fuck some old dude in exchange for a living

>>26202656

bye

>>26202660

it has to be connected to your bank account and they have to think you are still liquid

then you order where you can ... if they try to take the money from your bank .. reverse the transaction

>>26202695
ah that's the problem. no bank account with anything in it. back to ramen

>>26202716

you dont have to have anything on your bank account .. it just has to be set up with paypal

unless its not super negative your bank probably goes through with the transaction

>>26202735
>super negative
that's pretty spot on

>>26202753

just set it up for the future .. takes 1-2 days for paypal to connect your bank account

>>26200037
How will you kill yourself?

>>26202863

hanging

im aware of the risks and stuff .. ive done my research on how to do it properly

>>26202892
Looked into it myself recently, ull need a drop of +2 meters and test the knot before you use it. What location are you gonna use?

>>26202924

my apartment .. i dont have anything special and dramatic planned

probably gonna use a short drop and hope to pass out fast

Hey how about you come visit me in my apartment? I can order a big pizza, the one that comes with a lot of toppings and I can eat it while you watch
Then you can see me throw out the rest to the garbage, I don't want to get fat
And after a few hours when you are really starving I can fill your tummy with yummy cum
And when you leave I give you enough money for you to survive until next week, and I mean survive barely scrapping by eating once every couple of days
And we can do if all over again next week :)

>>26202667
>>26202957
We can try this senpai what do you say?

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>>26202957

fuck off freak


hsdhdjertfnjgfmg

>>26202957
If he knows you have money in ur appart. and he's inside, why wouldnt he just robb you?

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>>26203004
Um because I'm a neet so I don't really keep money in my apartment just enough to feed myself for a week and order a pizza and go to a cafe from time to time
And he would need me to open the building to let him outside
And the handyman in the building is a tall black man that could beat you up really bad
Not to mention that iblivr next to a restaurant that brives a police officer to stand in their door all night
And I'm in great terms with my Chad neighbors so I can just yell
But don't worry you can be .y poorfu I will let you shower here and sleep 3 hours and feed you a tiny bit of rice and force you outside everyday
And you would have to come back for more :)

>>26203084

where do you live?

fasjgnsajkjgnsajjsga

>>26203220
Well we're do you live cutie?

>>26200037
Death is probably way better than what we have been experiencing since birth

>>26200037
Think positively.
You'll experience the life of the homeless, isn't that exciting?
Also, you can always turn to crime.

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>>26203484
>You'll experience the life of the homeless, isn't that exciting?
YEEEEEEESS It's been my dream to become a drifter and hop trains and bang homeless drug addict chicks.