12 more days /r9k/

Someone wants to be my fake girlfriend for that day?

Reminder: No girl wants to be alone on valentines day. Make sure you ask her out on valentines day eve and have something romantic planned.

>>26199690
>implying they won't just use you for a free dinner

Another holiday of being alone. Yippee!

My boyfriend and I are planning a really hot night of sexy hand-holding. Very excite.

>>26199694
How long are you going to let your cynicism hold you back for?

>>26199711
as long as your mother's a whore

>>26199718
real mature...

>>26199739
Like your moms hairy pussy

>>26199739
mature as your mother's dick sucking skills

>>26199747
what else you got? you might as well let it all out now so you can go have a cry to yourself later.

>>26199754
I let it all out inside your whore mothers vagina until she cried.

>>26199776
keep it up, you're only hurting yourself.

>>26199784
i hurt ur mums insides with my giant dick :^)

>>26199801
Not at all, you're just harming yourself with all your negative speech. Everything that comes out of your mouth is just intended to hurt others. But as a result you have to live with the shame of your actions. You're just not a nice person.

>>26199828
something something comes in your mom's mouth

>>26199828
My semen came from my cock on your moms saggy tits.

>>26199828
are you from reddit by any chance?

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>>26199832
>>26199828
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>>26199718
btfo from the start
Nicely done anon

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>>26199660
>wasting a holy feast day on whores

The only single chick I know is an online friend and she's just terrible.

>>26199860
I sure am, how did you know? ^~^

>>26199884
I haxored you

>>26199884
>I sure am, how did you know? ^~^
Because you're an insufferable no-fun-allowed faggot who can't into humor
Now go back to posting cancerious rage comics on that shithole reddit

>tfw going to ruin some normies dates
They will never see me coming.

St. Valentine is a master troll

>>26199911
Why does fun have to involve being a nasty horrible person? There are plenty of ways to have fun

>>26199949
I found a few ways to have fun with your mother's gaping vagina.

>>26199966
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.

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>>26199949
>There are plenty of ways to have fun
Your mom shows me some every night

>>26199982
Your mother couldn't respond either when my cock was shoved down her throat.

>>26199660
This will mark my 29th Valentine's Day in a row that I spend single. Going for the record.

>>26199982
You sound like your mommy does when she's gargling on my cum

Top kek. senpaitachi. Good job for sending the redditor back to his shithole.

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>>26199989
>>26199996
>>26200003
I can't hear youuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm just gonna hug my waifu pillow like always. I'll do something special for it though. No idea what yet.

>>26200022
Is it because you're covering your hears because of how loud I'm making your mommy beg for my cock

>>26199999
You can do it, anon!
Also Check'd

I might do some creative baking, or just play videogames.
Not decided yet

>>26200041
*ears
Sorry anon, it's hard to prevent typos with how good your mommy gives head

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Thinking about asking out this chubby chick that works at my dorm but really don't want to get shit on by friends for it. She's really sweet and we've had a couple nice conversations, and for a second I did think she liked me a little, but it's also part of her job to be nice to us so I don't want to assume anything. If I could just stop caring what people would think/say about me I feel like I would be a lot happier and I know it's the rational thing to do but I just never do it.
>>26199999
At least you got those quints though.

>>26200056
Fuck what normies think
Chubby girls are hot

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>tfw beautiful amazing gf already

Our first date was this weekend let me greentext it

>go visit friend over last weekend for a 'first date'
>lives 4-5 hours away
>we've known each other for a long time, spilt our hearts out already to each other over phone calls and texts
>finally see her last weekend
>very nervous and quiet around each other
>eventually after few drinks we're cuddling in bar, hold hands the way back to hers
>get in bed, put on film
>after film we get ridiculously horny and fuck 5 times that night
>she's on the pill so it's my first time bareback holy god
>lose count of how many times I rubbed her to orgasm, she wouldn't stop leaking everytime and the bedsheet becomes nasty and reeks of cum
>can see/feel/hear my cum leaking out of her while we spoon, just like in my porn
>our 'first date' consisted of sex, pizza and films
>we didn't even watch films, we just fucked and didn't pay attention to any plot
>her friend jokingly says we had enough sex to repopulate Earth
>we had sex 9 times in less than 48 hours, not including all the oral we did
>all the plans we had like exploring and going for a walk went out of the window
>eventually time comes to leave
>we walk from hers to train station, don't even utter a word to each other
>sat in cafe at trainstation having lunch and coffee
>still barely spoken to each other, just gazing at each other, she's holding my hand to her cheek and kissing it
>both just break down in tears in each other's arms eventually, people all around us thinking wtf
>she says to me it feels like we've been together for a very long time
>leaving her is probably the saddest, most difficult thing I've done in a long time, haven't cried in a long time either
>will only be able to see each other once a month
>it's day 3 without her and already agony
>we skyped earlier and we just gazed at each other without saying much before finally talking

We're clearly mad for each other.

Pic related some of you might recognise this.

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>>26200064
>Our first date was this weekend let me greentext it
No

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>>26200041
No, I just don't want to ruin OP's beautiful Valentines Day thread.

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>>26199660
Ok I don't really even care honestly

I already have a romantic date planned with my Raifu

>>26200064
time to leave this place, senpai

>>26200071
Is it because I destroyed your mom's pussy pretty badly the other day?

>>26200071
You mean like I ruined your mom's pussy?

>>26200071
I seem to be good at ruining things, because I destroyed your whore mothers pussy last night.

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>>26200095
high five, fags

>>26200106
REDDIT
That's not a nice thing to say!

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>>26200095
The only thing you are destroying is yourself

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Anyone ever pull any Valentines Day mischief? like those Japanese guys who booked out every second seat in a theater.

>>26200118
And I'm still not as beaten up as your mom's busted up roastie

>>26199694
>Implying I wouldn't enjoy the company regardless

>>26200118
I use protection while fucking you mom.

>>26200134
nah, you would be awkward as fuck.

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>>26200133
la la la I can't hear youuuuu

>>26200160
Can you hear your mom screaming my name?

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Less than 12 more days /r9k/

>>26200157
no he wouldn't, she'd be so moved by his romantic gesture and blossoming romance would grow from it.

>>26200178
And then he'd wake up
Unless your mom's moaning woke him up first

>>26200063
It's not even like she's that chubby, it's just that I'm skellington mode so it gets to be more noticeable. And fuck man, one of my friends gets roasted regularly behind his back in our friend group for dating a girl that kind of has a man face, so I can imagine what they would say about me if I date this girl.

I thought I was done with feeling things for women at this point because I haven't for so long but for whatever reason I think about this girl so often. I know I have a tendency to get a little obsessive and end up admiring from afar but she's graduating this semester so I don't really have too long to make my mind up. Also she may have a bf according to a friend who knows her through work, but she's never mentioned him in the slightest.

>>26199660
Valentine isn't real holiday.

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>>26200202
Getting jealous and lashing out at others isn't going to win you any dates for valentines day you know.

>>26200238
this faggot gets BTFO 20+ times (not unlike your mother's vagina) and keeps coming back for more
why does he do this?
does he like it?

>>26200238
>dating
>on St. Valentine's day
Disgusting

>>26200238
but it might make me laugh so go do it anon and tell us a good story

>>26200248
>does he like it?
His mommy likes it at least

>>26199660
Gf is coming down for the week, my birthday is the 8th so its just an entire week of copious birthday sex up to the crescendo on valentines day. Feels good familia.

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>>26200248
When exactly did I get btfo? All I'm seeing is a bunch of gremlins getting angry. In a V-day thread of all places, tsk tsk
>>26200249
Its the day of love, take a break from constantly being disgusted for a change.
>>26200256
whut?

>>26199828
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>>26199747
came here to feel slightly less shit

came out laughing

thanks anons

>>26200300
You're welcome, its always nice to make someone smile =))))))))

>>26200056

Godspeed my man

>>26200282
hey doj, why did you drop the trip?
you're mommy tripped over my dick last night btw

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>>26200282
>Its the day of love
It's the holy feast day of the martyr of St. Valentine

>>26200319
And Christmas is to celebrate Jesus' birthday. Get with the times, its called progress.

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>>26200333
>And Christmas is to celebrate Jesus' birthday
Untrue
It's to celebrate the coming of our Lord and savior
It's not the day he was born

>>26200348
I don't think so but regardless the point is times change so get with it, Valentines Day is the day of love and romance.

>>26200378
>so get with it
No
>Valentines Day is the day of love and romance.
Also no
Hopefully atheism will outlawed some day

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Rate my purchase /r9k/

>>26200387
You can't just say no. You have to deal with it. These are facts. People love to get in love on Valentines Day

>>26200398

You deserve to get shot by a spree killer, I'm not even kidding you're really begging for it.

>>26200406
>You can't just say no.
Yes I can
The Church > society and it's still St. Valentine's feast day

>>26200056
>If I could just stop caring what people would think/say about me
What works for me is thinking of what I would do in their shoes.
If I were to see some guy with a woman who's chubby or otherwise not stunningly attractive looking and they seem happy, my default thought is that I'm happy they found happiness together. If one or both of them were also my friends on top of that, I'd even more so be genuinely happy for them.
Even if she would be considered ugly or hideous by conventional means, I wouldn't be one to judge the woman nor relationship on that.

Thus, I don't care much - if at all - if other people would go and judge or ridicule me or my hypothetical future gf based on such things. If they find looks (based on their personal preferences) that important and can't overlook it, it's honestly their loss.

A specific group of friends of mine also have their opinions of other members of that group as well as some of the people's relationships. I'm sure they have some points about me they don't like. It seems far from sufficient to break off a friendship though, and the good things outweigh the bad things by far.

Try not to worry too much about what others may or may not think. You being with someone doesn't hurt anyone, so I'd say go for it.

>>26200282
>Its the day of love
It's the day of increased gross income on everything slightly romantic-based, is what it is.
I prefer doing romantic stuff on pretty much any other day than Valentine's Day. At least then it's based on at the very least one of the party's desires to do romantic things rather than because society dictates that specific day is meant for romance and love.
I avoided doing anything particularly romantic that day with my ex as well, luckily she had a similar opinion of that commercial-oriented day.

>>26200518
This is good advice and I'll try to keep it in mind, thanks man.

will someone be my internet boyfriend?

>>26200709
Yeah! But you have to type ~ instead of .

>>26200709
I will if you're nice

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>tfw a girl confessed to me during one of our conversations
>suddenly she stops talking to me

Every fucking time.

>>26200864
Maybe she is awkward and shy if she confessed to you, dingus, try writing her first.

>>26200773
>no reply
I-I don't mind if you're not nice too much

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>no valentines day celebrated in my county
>only time of the year I feel alienated from /r9k/

manlet possibly related

Ordered my girlfriend's gift last night while she freaks out about what to get me. Have fun with being socially retarded

>>26200870
I've tried to engage her in conversations a couple of times but it seems like she's avoiding her kik.
Just another flake.

Its on a Sunday. Good. I don't have to go outside and see ugly Normie couples.

>>26200064
>Our first date was this weekend let me greentext it
Goodbye old friend you are no longer welcome here.

>The brief time someone was catfishing me while I was still unaware I missed valentine's day
>I won't even know false love on valentine's day
JUST

>>26200681
No problem, Anon. It may take constant and consciously remembering yourself about it at first as you're currently still used to worrying about what others may or may not think.
It'll take some time and - especially at first - a decent amount of effort to really get it into your system, but over time and with practice it should eventually become second nature and replace your current worrying. If not completely overwriting it, at least by far be the dominant presence/thought.
Good luck, Anon.

So many normies.... Personally, I will probably play the sims 3on feb 14 with my made up waifu or just watch some may may by myself. At least I dont have to do anything else on that day.

Fuck Valentine's Day

9 DAYS TILL NEW YEEZY ALBUM

>>26199660
Be glad its a sunday. Normies at my UNI ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! I hate seeing them with their "fuck trophy" on Valentines day. Thank Kek for at least making this day on a sunday. I don't even have to bother seeing those bastards.

>>26202847
Wanna fuck and get out all the pent up rage?

>>26202941
What? English Please? I don't speak Chad.

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Don't fall for it. Girls are bunk.

>>26202992
This. Honestly, Valentines day is nothing more than a marketing holiday designed to sell normie couples expensive shit they will never bother to use like shitty chocolate and overly massive stuff shits that some bitch is eventually going to carry around campus. And then later sell on ebay seeing as its no worth to Stacy.

>>26202978
BE
MY
GF
I want to be inside you

>>26203112
But I am not a girl. No one on /r9k/ is a girl. How could you not know this?

>>26203140
I can dress you up like a sissy and fuck you raw

>>26203338
Nah. Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

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Valentines is always the day I remember how retarded I am. Throughout the school years many girls blatantly tried to flirt with me but I was too stupid to pick up the signals.
>girl forces me to a bathroom
>says "what now"
>uhhm hehe
>grabs my grotch
>just stand there
>uhhm hehe
>she looks disappointed and leaves
>mfw I just stand there for a moment and take a piss

>>26200064
>but I'm also happy to see where it goes
NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26200064
Congratulations senpai, now get out.

>>26200316
That Anon is not me, but I'm happy to see he has a good enough heart for a dumb manchild frogposter to accuse him of being me.

uhhm hehe

>>26203579
Kill yourself
Whore
Normie
I hate you

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>>26203579
Anon pls, it was hard enough to even write about it.

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>>26203579
>>26203761
>>26203783
What just happened

>>26203850
Don't know about this nigga
>>26203761

But all these are related
>>26203783
>>26203579
>>26203432

Valentines with a partner is fun the first or second time but is kind of annoying after that.
I don't want to go on a faggy picnic or buy a present, but I have to.

>>26199924
Does you plan involve splashung them with juice?

>>26199660
just another day
with a fancy title that is meaningless

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can't wait to play Xcom 2

>>26204951
would play if my laptop wasn't a potatoe. I can handle the 1st Xcom...that is the one released for DOS :^)

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>>26205035

UFO Enemy Unknown was OG as fuck.

Planning to go back to where my ex and I had our first date, where I'll sit alone for a couple hours reading the only thing she wrote me that I didn't find the night I burned everything. It's like a little window into a world I can never return to or repair. I'm not sure what I'll do after that.

>>26205205
Lol she's gonna be drinking Tyrone's cum while you cry like a lil bitch
Get the fuck off my board

>>26205471
lol someone is fuggin upset