Top kek brothers. Have you taken a moment to remember our true God during this new day? Might kek bless all you brothers and free us from normies and rosties.
Top kek and a good day to you my brothers of the green line.
Kek is not a meme, dear boy, educate yourself.
/mememagic/ has simply been revealed to us.
In you, kek my Lord,
I put my dubs.
I trust in you;
do not let me be put to shame,
nor let the normies triumph over me.
No one who praises you
will ever be put to shame,
but shame will come on those
who disregard your repeating digits.
Show me your ways, Lord kek,
teach me your paths.
Guide me in your chaos and teach me,
for you are kek my Savior,
and my dubs are for you all thread long.
Remember, kek, your great mercy and love,
for they are from of old.
Do not remember the sins of our youth
and /pol/'s rebellious mods;
according to your love remember me,
for you, kek, are good.
And from the Nile hopped the amphibious plague, that ended Chadthun's reign of terror, and began the times of Kek, the golden age of our brotherhood.
Excerpt from the holy book of Kek, The Mechanica Novem Milia
Oh hello brothers I am glad to see your worship, have you given a few good boy points on the plate of kek yet? I'm sure kek will appreciate your contribution to the church. Praise Kek.
If you will join me in another moment of prayer to our savior:
Our father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy dubs;
Thy wisdom come,
Thy will be done,
On /r9k/ as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily keks,
and forgive us our sins,
as we won't forgive those who sin against us;
and lead us not into roasties,
but deliver us from normies. Amen.
You're not going to believe this, probably. I'm having trouble believing it.
Kek (also spelt "Kuk") was the Egyptian god of the deep, primordial darkness that existed before the physical universe came into being - not "evil" darkness mind you (which has its own deity), but that kind of blissful oneness/oblivion that exists before we are born. Kek is the god of the nascent universe in its womb, and is also considered the harbinger that births creation and brings it into light.
Kek is drawn as a man with a frog's head, and his consort/twin form of opposite gender is the female Keket (they are two beings in one, much like the Christian trinity).
Kek worship and cosmology was added onto in the teachings of the Ogdoad, where it was revealed that doubling numbers were the sign of universal harmony as per Kek's design. Just like Kek/Keket is himself (herself?) a double, so too are things coming in multiples of two a sign of resonance in being.
Since Kek is the god of the "meta-universe", more about how the universe works on the "subconscious level" as all creation is his/her dream, it's possible that 4chan has tapped into the universal consciousness of Kek, and that he/she is the source of meme magic.
I feel little choice but to praise Kek.
In the name of Kek by the hands of st.Patrick, faithfull knight of repeating digits.
Dubs for the bringer of dawn!
Do not fret brothers, for the obstacle is just a test of faith!
In the name of Kek.
Dubs for the bringer of dawn!
And once more for the strength in effort!
Dubs for the bringer of Dawn!
Those of the green line do not believe kek should be tarred by the brush of the kike. If for a moment you have falsely believed in the judeo-christianity shit that has been spread amongst our faith, it is not too late to turn back to the true path. The green line of kek.
I want off this ride already. Who knows what you retards will conjure next.
I believe. I am also paralyzed with fear.
/tv/ brought an entire plane down, what monumental feat will the almighty Kek do? Beware brothers, there is power here we know little of.
There is much more kek can do than bring a plane down.
According the unreleased Gospel of Kek made by myself and several other scholars and scribes, Because of this awakening, kek can unleash his power onto the world, and unleash it he will.
No, it confirms the existance of traps, as Kek/Kauket is both male and female at the same time. Kek and Kauket are the same body, one represents the ending of night (Kek), the other represents the beginning of night (Kauket). Make of this what you will.
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU IS SAYIN
THAT WE WAS KEKS AND SHIT?
>tfw kek kuk'd Trump
I still have faith, but perhaps we are testing our lord too much
>implying he hasn't been working tirelessly throughout the day to record the word of kek
Oh ye of little faith, behold, the third chapter in the book of kek!
1. Praise kek indeed, and praise his repeating digits!
2. Kek is not a meme, dear boy, educate yourself.
/mememagic/ has simply been revealed to us.
3. i do it too desu senpai oc
Top Kek, bring us keks.
5. Stay strong and dubs will come to you. Beware the kike.
6. It is so.
7. Does the existence of Kauket (the female aspect of Kek) confirm the existence of fembots?
8. KEK IS ALL KNOWING
KEK IS ALL POWERFUL
KEK IS ETERNAL
KEK IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
AND ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO THE WORD OF KEK
9. I distinctly remember things differently and that the darkside got btfo by the lightside.
it is yet to be named however
I am that scribe. I've been working on the book today and it's almost ready to be released. I will release it either in this thread or a new thread. Numbers decide which.
If singles, this thread.
If dubs, new thread.
There are many scribes working effortlessly to record the words of kek and his many wise followers. Every one of us has our own Edition of the gospel of kek, just like the bible has its own different iterations.
It seems that you're right.
>The feminine of the god Kek, Kauket (Keket) was a much more obscure goddess than her husband. She was a snake-headed woman who ruled over the darkness with her husband. Her name also meant darkness, as did her husband's name, but with a feminine ending.
> Kauket was the feminine to Kek's masculine, more of a representation of duality than an actual goddess, so she was even less of a deity than Kek, and much more of an abstract.
>She was, though, also related to the day - she was the "bringer-in of the night". This seems to show her to be the goddess of the night, just after sunset. The goddess of the the hours of the evening, as night covered Egypt, and the sun had disappeared. This was the twilight which turned into the darkness of night.
Read more: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/kek.htm#ixzz3z2BBG0AR
Here it is, brothers, my Edition of the Gospel of Kek.
Excellent work brother, my work is simply recording the digits that kek grants us, your stories help us read and interpret his word with much more insight and ease, well done brother!
CALL TO PRAYER
Great lord of darkness
Lord of chaos
Destroyer of normies and bringer of memes
May you bless us all with the repeating digits of creation
May kauket deliver us from 3DPD and bring us 2D
For this, we thank you, my lord.
Perhaps this appeases both you and kek, my brother.
It's like you don't even try to hide yourself. Everywhere I've been you fucking losers follow. The dark side will never win your cries and screaming will never defeat the most high and Holy Spirit.
If you had read the Second Gospel of Kek you might know that Heretikeks such as the likes of you are not welcome.
I am here to give praise to KEK
I think about and honour KEK at all times.
I wish all my brothers of KEK good times
Reminder to ignore all tryhards forcing their bullshit evil into the purity and dankness of dubs
Praise Kek brothers!
His word is true,
His repeating digits show us his will,
The memes are his force manifested in the world,
Magic is his salvation.
Praise kek ten thousand times and more!
He is our surest friend and sweetest ally
To truly praise kek is to know ecstasy purer than any roastie could provide
To know satisfaction greater than any chad will know
To praise kek with all your heart is to tap into the very core of being.
Now lift up your voices, brothers, and praise him as one, with the Word he himself has taught us:
Why do yo guys stray away from the truth, and reject jesus as the true kek messiah? he died for you, accept him and you too will be eternally blessed.
KEK IS A FALSE GOD YOU ARE ALL FILTHY GOYIM WORSHIP LEL INSTEAD
so Kek is a qt trap, too? praise be
No need to hassle other religions. It displeases Kek, the bringer of dawn and order.
Do not fight, do not bite. Only check.
For what is the world if not a pair of repeating digits at the end of a post?
>tfw life is too terrible to go on
I wonder if kek will save us from our personal hells
Lord Kek, bringer of positivity
bestower of dubs,
I offer this Kek as tribute to your greateness
that I may too, be blessed with dubs
O Kek, master of memes,
lead us not into dismay with our use of thy ancient meme magic
but let it benefit us to bring great positivity to all your adherents
Kek be praised.
forgive me Lord Kek, this meme was a desecration to your likeness, grant me penance.
and as you can see >>26206688
he does not. We shall not hassle his plan by repeating human mistakes over and over. He has waited for millenia and knows how to roll.
The Egyptian pharaoh surely knows what he is saying.>>26206544
I sure hope Kek and Zika team up and meme magic fucking wrecks this world after the winter
Toppest Kek, answer my prayers trough your dubs of wisdom.
Before I came here, I was but a mere normie - Still, I have never been tarnished by the touch of a gf. Was this the working of the omnipotent Kek, to grant me Wizardhood, so I could become his most loyal Disciple?
If you grant me dubs, O Lord, I will leave my normie ways and live in ascetic NEEThood until I become a true Wizard.
I am a man of science, but after these threads (and this thread that i started) i really am a believer. It is too much of a coincidence, his name, the computer he seems to be in front of, appearing as a frog, liking repeating numbers and granting the majority who talk of him repeating digits. Top kek brothers
And again he granted you too digits after replying to my post. This is quite amazing
And thus spoketh Kek:
"Ye who calls on the dubs or the trips or any number repeating shall not receive my graces and he shall have the same odds as the other disbelievers"
and the heathen who called upon dubs was not granted his wish, for he spoke blasphemies against the Lord Kek.
I'm losing hope and feel like I'm about to snap.
Will praising Kek get me through these hardships?
Cause I'm seriously desperate, I feel like collapsing.
Has anyone experienced weird number shit in their lives before? Myself, I have kept seeing "11" everywhere for years, when checking the time and such, far, far beyond what would be probable, I since found out this is really common, and even Jung talks about this, as synchronicity.
Just was curious if seeing repeating digits was something you'd noticed outside this Singaporean chewing gum discussing forum
To have faith in Kek is to have faith in the order brought forth from his chaos. As a robot, you must recognize your role as a chosen disciple of Kek. These hardships you undergo and the anguish from them are all representative of your inability to see Kek's wisdom in the chaos. Have faith, and Kek will be with you.
Well, it's not really interesting, just feeling extremely tense and frustrated.
It's not even the standard ">tfw no gf", I just can't seem to get a damn grip on life and it's bothering the fuck out of me.
Coupled with how fucked up the world is, I can't even make sense of it any more, starting to have trouble separating good from bad, stuff like that.
I need some stability, I need some peace and if a meme-frog god can offer me that, I'll happily take it.
It feels like things have gone pretty tits up over the past year. It's hard to have peace of mind with all the shit going on in the world.
The weird thing about this kek business is it's the first time I've really felt accepted anywhere. It sounds pathetic (and it probably is) but It's nice to have people here who all kinda support each other. Even if it's because of a epic may-may frog.
That said. Praise kek.
I hope you come out the other side, brother.
who /spacefrog/ here
Things have been indeed pretty shit, it's really hard to make something out of nothing when you have no skills or talents.
Anyway, I'll try to follow these threads a bit, maybe I can turn this "memeing" into something productive, at least to feel a bit less useless.
I guess that's something I can try, I'll hunt for some more interesting frog pictures.
Hail Kek, I guess.
I hate to admit it
but it helped me calm down a bit.
It appears as you've been given the sacred dubs of double fours, two fours which are numbers of two times itself, twos four times glorified!
Kek blesses your post, which is but a mere question, is this his will to tell us that we are to find out the use of meme magic ourselves? Kek, give us a sign!
Who cares about the kebabs, or Trump, when with meme-magic, we can do away with this world and create a new perfect one where only WE can exist: where waifus/husbandos are real, where we can have our PERFECT and IDEAL lives of adventuring and of being important and liked and at the center!
>Kauket is the promised gf at the end of days
Honestly, I'm not here for gifts of presents.
I just want things to improve as a whole, for everyone.
If we can make that reality, I wouldn't mind becoming a wizard.
Who gets to decide which idols are true and false?
Remember that in the infancy of our devotion we held the number 36 esteemed equal even to repeating digits. We must not forget that kek has blessed this number, and this poster!
Before I found you I was nothing
Now I am less than nothing
Humbled by your holy greatness
If I post sweet memes on /pol/ or /r9k/, but do not have kek, I am only a filthy normie or a slutty stacey. If I have the gift of meme magic and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have my memes can bring down German passenger planes, but do not have kek, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to this board and give over to permanent nofap that I may boast, but do not have kek, I gain nothing.
kek is patient, kek is kind. He does not envy, he does not boast, he is not proud. He does not dishonor others, he is not self-seeking, he is not easily angered, he keeps no record of wrongs. kek does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. kek always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Top kek brothers. I am the OP of this thread and I thank you all for keeping Ken's thread alive throughout the day. I am unfortunately sick and I'm not feeling well so I will try to sleep soon. Top kek to you all
Is it acceptable to evangelize the gospel of Kek? Should we only make threads when some great new revelation is discovered?
Given our current knowledge, I feel that it is appropriate to believe that Kek will administer a large set of recurring digits to the answer of this question.
tfw you realize kek was the one true God and his powers are the force behind meme magic today.
Now here's a god I can believe in, he actually proves himself
Kauket, the female aspect of Kek, represents the perfect primordial woman, much like the Gnostic Sophia. Since the perfect woman exists in the Monad, the sum of the ogdoad, she is the sum total of all waifus thus; waifuism is an integral part of the Kek cult.
HAIL THE KEK GOD DUBS FOR THE LULZ THRONE
DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD
LULZ FOR THE LULZ FROG
>>26213339 (kek be praised)
DUBS FOR THE DUBS GOD
LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD
KEK GREAT PRIMORDIAL ANONYMOUS GRANT US THE GIFT OF DUBS ETERNAL
THANK YOU FOR THESE DUBS OH WISE KEK, MAY YOUR RIBBITS BE HAUGHTY AND YOUR FLIES BE NEVER ENDING AND YOUR FEELS FROGGY!
DUBS FOR THE DUBS FROG!ULS FOR THE LULZ HOME
Dubs confirms we're worshiping Kek aka Lucifer bringer of light
THANK YOU OH MOST FROGGY ONE
YOUR DUBS ARE OUR JOY
GLORY TO THE KEK GOD LULZ WE WILL HAVE IN HIS NAME
HAIL THE KEK
CROAKS THROUGH THE COSMOS
>IGNORE NORMIES FOCUS ON KABABS. IT IS WILL OF KEK
KEK HAS SPOKEN
WE SHALL HAVE OUR WAR WITH THE KEBABS
PRAISE KEK TOPPEST OF KEKS HAIL GLORIOUS KEK
WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS
YOUR LAKE IS MASSIVE FROGGY ONE, WE SHALL MAKE A BIGGER LAKE WITH AS A OFFERING