Help me brobots, my oneitis asked if I wanted to grab some lunch with her this coming Saturday. I managed not to spill my spaghetti everywhere but she wants to go to McDonald's (she isn't fat she is qt). I want to take her somewhere nicer, but she has very little money. Do I offer to pay for her? This is the second time we will have gone out in the past few months.
Just say you don't really like MacDonalds and pack some food, take her somewhere nice, eat and enjoy. This way you can both bring food and she isn't under any pressure to spend more than she wants.
Oh, and some advice. Do this a few times a day until the date: vividly imagine her taking a huge shit, vomitting, farting etc. You need to kill the oneitis before the date.
She might be a beautiful, sweet girl but there's millions of them and she's nothing special.
Sorry mate I was having a feed.
>be 16 year old me
>spend time reading for days at a time, smoking weed or wagecucking
>meet seriously qt3.14 grill
>she looks at me, then my shirt then away from me
>mfw I fucking dribbled
>few days later, hoping she forgot about it
>try reintroducing myself
>m-my name is anon, pleased to meet you
>she seems to have forgotten
>we have a class together, so I sit next to her
>she asks me something
>stoned as fuck, wait 10 seconds before turning head to look at her with a blank expression
>she starts screaming wtf
>teacher whips around, mistakes me for the Down syndrome yard at our school
>mfw wranglers are called, they mistake me for him as well
>am taken away to special education classroom
>spend the next 4 hours stoned as fuck drawing flowers and watching tards eat glue and fight
>next day go to school
>wranglers meet me at the front gate
>explain the situation to them, the principal and teacher
>allowed back to core level class
>sit away from qt (let's call her b)
>eventually we end up talking about what happened that day, all is forgiven
>eventually pluck up the courage to ask her on a date
>she fucking accepts
>being a poor stonerfag we go to McDonald's
(This story is the reason I hate that place)
>get there half an hour early so there is no chance to be late
>she strolls in in 45 minutes after we were supposed to meet
>does not even say hello, just tells me what she wants and that she isn't paying
>be a massive beta and order for her
>as I pay a filthy aboriginal grabs her ass and starts like sucking her neck
>ask her if she knows him
>she says no, but that she is having a good time
>also says she is leaving with him, now
>sperg out, go full autism, grab plastic serving tray, hit her with the edge of it
(I knocked her front left tooth out, kek)
>call him a nigger and a Centrelink sponging, river dwelling boong
>by now everyone is staring, B is on the ground holding her face
>fucking leg it home
>mfw cops turn up
>hadn't told parents I was leaving the house, they tell cops I was in my room the whole time reading
>got away with no consequences
No one wanted to talk to me after that though
Fuck normies anyway
Well there is a time to live, go for it Anon, ask her out. Maybe search for a nice restaurant that offers Kebab and stuff. They usually are pretty cheap and with baclava and chai you habe reason to stick around longer.
Beware I don't how it is in straya with these kind of kebab shops so better do a bit of reconnaisance before entering a place like that.
This. Just get a drink or something if you hate the food.
Her wanting to go Micky D's shows that she just expects this to be super casual.
Going to a cafe or something better is for later, especially considering this is your second outing.
>Do this a few times a day until the date: vividly imagine her taking a huge shit, vomitting, farting etc. You need to kill the oneitis before the date.
>mfw I have a vomit and scat fetish
>just makes her hotter
Am not femanon, but let's look at this logically.
She asked you out to eat lunch which means:
A: She is romantically interested in you.
B: She is platonically interested in you.
It is far more safe to assume B since acting on A and moving too fast will likely turn her off.
Also, since this is your second time out with her in a few months, I'd say you don't know each other very well and it would be beneficial to take things slowly.
whatever robots suggest do the opposite
when a girl is interested she will let you know through bodylanguage and words
unless you act like a total autist you cant fuck up anything because
a, she is interested, no matter what you do it will be cute and sexy
b, she is not interested, no matter what you do, it will be creepy and asexual