I don't want to be awake edition
My tree farm room is coming along lads, nearly half way there
THE STIMULANTS KEEP RAISING MY GLUCOSE LEVELS LADS
KIDNEY FAILURE WHEN
It's waifu o'clock
you just reminded me of this B&S song tilde
>when the first cup of coffee tastes like washing up
hope your day goes better than expected
So apparently I have a day off today.
Goodnight I guess
Well met, what're yah drinking lads?
Poorcuck me sippin shite vodka. Got home from work to find my cat ate my mates gecko. Now I get to have an earful of that speech later...
>friends with qt from Ireland for 5+ years
>met on MSN and became very good friends
>fall for her
>tfw friendzones you because can't deal with the distance and too immature to explain that when you're both teenagers
>don't talk for 2 years but stay in loose contact
>start talking frequently again and on good terms
>don't love her any more but definitely still into her
>she has a boyfriend
>"if we met irl we could definitely make out"
>"I only see you as a friend"
>"if we found each other on tinder we'd match with each other"
>"if you come here next year I'll be on my own you can stay with me"
man I enjoy talking with her and can't wait to eventually meet her but she is fucking trouble and there will definitely be some drama that will hopefully be worth it fuck me lads lmao
Couldn't sleep due to anxiety again, had to call in sick.
Tempted to quit, this happens 3/5 nights now but this is the first time I've not gone in because of it, feels good to neet around again desu.
Really want one of thee wraps, but it would involve going into town and I really don't like to leave my house.
Nothing atm and it's making me feel like shit. I wasn't drinking enough to get physical withdrawal symptoms but I am anxious as fuck and have a constant headache from the lack of alcohol.
literally on MSN lol
we were in a group chat with some guy we mutually knew and she had a cute profile pic so I messaged her and we became close friends very quickly
I behaved awfully to her tho and would argue all the time over stupid shit when she friendzoned me very early on and I didn't move on whilst of course she did like a normal attractive teenage girl going to a mixed school and got a bf whilst I was a socially awkward single type going to an all boys so we cut off contact for a while
but now we're both a bit more mature and I've had much more experience and we're on good terms now and we've talked about going to music festivals together if we can this year so yeah
Sounds cool I miss the old MSN days was great for meeting grills. I used to always get girls to show their boobs on webcam, was good times.
>there are posters in this thread right now who are too young to remember MSN
That reminds me, I had a Tesco delivery a couple of months ago and the delivery guy was 100 percent one of us, we talked about messiness for some reason and he mentioned having figures and stuff. He was a pretty cool guy.
Doesn't sound like me then. Where abouts you from?
FUCKING ONLINE SHOPPERS GET OUT OF MY AISLE REEEEEEE I JUST DRESSED THAT SHELF OF CRISPS
Most online shoppers I met were pretty nice desu. Nicer than my actual night shift colleagues.
>tfw only got an hour of sleep and have to head into college
just kill me
It surprises me how some people live. Students are usually the worst ones while the autistic kinda people live like shite.
Managed to sit down and have a cup of tea with a 26 year old girl and spoke with her for 30 minutes. Just waiting for that day when one of them asks for my number.
>>tfw only got an hour of sleep and have to head into college
You don't have too, that's the good thing about college is that if you don't want to go in you can just stay home. Not like work where you have to go in every day or they fire you.
Oh I wasn't clear, it was the delivery driver who was one of us, I was the customer. My flat has the steepest stairs in the world right in front of the door so nobody can see my life.
>I'm not making some poor guy take three boxes up my deathtrap stairs,
>work at Wickes as a driver's mate
>supposed to leave all the stuff as close to the front door as possible because we aren't insured to go any further
>customers would always ask you to put it somewhere else
>driver would always make me do it because it is 'good service'
Fucking hell the amount of times I nearly died trying to carry sheets of plasterboard up some cunts tiny steep 17000s staircase in city center flats.
I know that feel. Unfortunately, we have to ask where the customer wants their shopping and sometimes it's like a fucking deathtrap walking in some houses.
We get told we're allowed to refuse to go inside for health and safety but I haven't got the balls to say "no". There's one guy who told me some hilarious stories where he blown the fuck out customers
just got out of the interview for the cafe job.
Probably the only thing I'd want to do in that store is work in the kitchen
I did 11pm to 7am once upon a time in the same store
you get a lot of time to yourself which is nice but the time goes slow
There are three of us in Surrey?
What's with this place man, the rent is fucking sickening. I can't wait to get back to Devon, this place is so expensive and not even that nice. Plus you all sound like you're trying to be cockneys.
>There's one guy who told me some hilarious stories where he blown the fuck out customers
I used to work with this really funny proper council estate tier driver. He used to tell all the posh customers stuff like 'watch out for him when he comes in the house' because 'he's just come out of prison, it's a program we do getting convicts back into work'.and shit like that. It was so funny the look on their faces.
>check the lotto unclaimed prizes
>the majority are those raffle things
>people all over the country check their numbers, see they haven't won then throw away the ticket despite is being worth one million queens
I think if I did that, it would be the final straw with regard to the old suicide.
Never considered Addlestone desu, I live in Weybridge so it's not even like its far away. Chertsey is just a bit dead though (even though I only go to work & pub afterwards), my mum lived there for a while and even she left because there's fuck all to do and shes 53 lol.
>tfw parents pressuring you into becoming a wageslave but can't even be arsed to write CV
I don't even get why I have to become a wageslave. It's not like I'm ever going to make enough money to move out and it's also not like I bother them about money now.
London suburbs. Low crime, good schools, good transport links, sense of superiority (no poor people). The cheapest rent I've found in a 10 mile radius is 1100gbps for a 1 bedroom flat...
Oh nice I live in Weybridge, prices are high as fuck around here. Yeah they're a bit chavvy but I heard they're revamping Addlestone, I'm looking into it at the moment since I don't really want to leave Surrey.
>guy who used to be a driver but is now a manager
>delivered to a house that has 30 steps before you get to their house
>has about 15 trays worth of stuff
>driver takes one tray at a time up
>customers tries to be funny with how much he's ordered
>driver waits for him to empty one tray and takes it back down
>goes on for about 20 minutes
>tells the customer "Oh I've just left my reach (signing device) in the van. I'll just go and get it"
>driver gets in the van and drives off leaving the customer waiting at the door.
>no poor people
You are kidding right? I'm in Guildford and there are hobos everywhere. There are more than I have even seen in a city. I know it's wealthy because the average car is an Audi, but seriously, rich business people, rich wives, hipster students, and deranged hobos. That's the Surrey experience.
Some girl on interpals wants my dick, or I think she does. She's so forward that I think I'm gonna get stabbed or mugged or whatever.
On the one hand she's decent looking and I haven't fucked for three years
On the other hand I don't want to die.
Is three hours by train too long to travel for puss?
Haha, yea some customers are wankers. I used to hate the most when we'd have to deliver a load of heavy stuff, like fence panels or something, and the customer would make us carry it somewhere specific, but he was an able bodied man who could help but instead just stood there watching. Then they wouldn't even tip you.
Old people were the best, you'd deliver them like 3 bags of cement and they'd tip you a tenner each.
To be fair its much better than it used to be, I've even noticed a huge difference in the past 5 years. It's a shame my wage still prevents me from living in 90% of the UK according to that livable wage thing that was on the BBC website a while back.
>Tfw it tells you 0% of properties in Surrey are affordable to me, even on an extremely strict budget (food + rent, no electricty or heating)
My dad is 70 this year, he's been doing the same job for 55 years.
He retired a couple of years ago but it only lasted about a month before he went straight back to it cus he was bored.
If my parents hadn't bought the house I live in now back in the 80s I'd probably still be stuck in Kent. There's no way I could afford to stick around here if they booted me out.
Still feel kind of sick today lads, not sure if it's just because I haven't eaten yet or if I gave myself alcohol poisoning or something
Not been going in to uni at all since the beginning of this term, just living in halls watching tv and shitposting. Just went in for the first time, stayed for an hour then came home because I felt sick.
Who /pathetic/ here?
>tfw re watching emperor's new groove in the popularity spike of the meme with a nong shim
>tfw /britfeel/ we never get together IRL to do pic related to Tilde
Spookiest of Ougis today
What are you listening to lads?
Alright lads what's the deal. Why the fuck is no-one discussing the abomination that is Universal Credit? Am I the only neet unfortunate enough to not get the old dole system? I walk in there and all of a sudden the lady that was friendly before christmas is sitting in front of a blue wall and saying my work history is shit and I need to get volunteer work immediately. Quickly made up something about having friends that have businesses and im discussing volunteering with them and she immediately cuts me off and goes on about sending someone to check its legit. I almost started crying lads, I'm sorry to say. Their power levels are too high. I need training from a king kai neet who knows how to stay under the radar. They've become ruthless m8s. Fuckin' monsters!
WELL WHY DON'T YOU STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A JOB THEN
I work in Sainsburys customer care.
No wonder you poor fucks always pick the worst dates your working from 4am.
Calling Sainsburys about your online order is guaranteed money by the way.
>works in sainsburys
>calls other people poor
>finally get the courage to ring the doctors and make an appointment
>it's closed till 2
Fuck, this is killing me lads. On one hand I don't want a finger in my bum on the other hand I don't want to die off bum cancer
I had a poo the other day with bright red in it, which I assume was blood as I've not eaten anything red
I had quite a bit of gas that day, and since then my stomach has felt a bit dodgey
The NHS said if it persists for 3 weeks to go the doctor but like I said I have a bit of stomach pain too so I think I should go the doctor. I don't want to do a Total Biscuit ignore it then find out I have 2 years to live
You are fine mate. I have been having blood in my shits and on the toilet roll for literally 6 years. It is just hemorrhoids or something. Especially if the blood is right red as it means it is fresh from your anus, if it is dark red that means it your stomach bleeding which might be a bit more worrying.
But yea you're fine mate don't listen to their propaganda trying to scare you into getting your ass fingered.
>Sixty-five to 79 is the happiest age group for adults, according to Office for National Statistics research.
Because all old fags are greedy rich fucks who retired 15 years ago and own a bunch of properties they rent out to young working people for extortionate prices. Of course they're going to be fucking happy.
Also of course people with religion are happier, if you believed life wasn't completely pointless and there was some big magic man in the sky looking out for you giving meaning to everything and was going to reward you when you die, wouldn't you be happy too? I wish I was religious but I can't delude myself.
It could still be cancer, but I think bright red isn't as likely to be something bad
It's not happened since but I feel a bit fucky and today I've had to go the bog twice with runny shits and my stomach still feels bad. I don't know if its me worrying doing it or there's legit something wrong
I was thinking of just calling 111 and asking about it but I dunno if that's the right thing to do. In the same way I dunno if it's the right thing to go to the GP right away, I don't want them to think I'm being a hypochondriac or some shit. And I really really don't want to get fingered. I feel uncomfortable taking my clothes off when I'm alone how the fuck am I going to let someone I've never even spoke to before touch my bum?
Mine make me really sad, I only have them since 2007ish when I got my own computer but the person I see there is totally different to how I remember myself.
The number of people I used to have lengthy conversations with too, these days I don't talk to anybody except for on here if you even count that.
On the page of the bum fissure it says there's sharp pains associated with it. I don't really have any pain when pooping
I need to stop looking at this website its making me worse
Christ I hate making appointments with the doctor/dentist
>ring doctors a couple of months ago
>nervous as fuck because I hate talking over the phone
>"can I book an appointment with Dr Fuat (my usual doctor)?"
>"we can't make appointments"
>"we can't make appointments, you need to call in the morning"
>"yes but you need to call in the morning, preferably before 9"
>call the next day at 8am
>"can I make an appointment?"
>"we can't really book you an appointment with a specific doctor, it doesn't work like that"
>she then proceeds to name 3 or 4 other doctors at the surgery that are available
>"I don't know any of those people, I want to see my usual doctor, it has never been a problem before"
>"sir, I think you are mistaken, you can't book a specific doctor, we have several available"
>"no, forget it"
>few days later
>"fuck it, I'll bite the bullet and just see any doctor"
>this time it's a different voice
>"can I book an appointment please?"
>"of course, is there a specific doctor you'd like to see?"
>"uhh... Dr Fuat?"
>"sure, he has times available at blah blah blah.."
Horrible cow, apparently there is absolutely nothing wrong with booking an appointment with a specific doctor at that place, the other woman was just being awkward with me for no reason. I wish I got her name so I could make a complaint.
It's your right to chose your doctor too
I haven't been the doctor in well over 10 years. The Doctor I used to see retired a long time ago
If I ring up and they ask me to call in the morning I'm going to be gutted. I don't want any one to know I'm going the Doctors and someone will be in the house to see me use the phone then
Yanks are scum. They spent the entire war bleeding the Empire dry only to step in at the last minute and take all the glory. They then spent the next few decades promoting independence in our colonies and involving themselves with Suez which really was the end for the Empire.
They are our greatest enemy and masquerade as an ally.
>>people that don't work are the happiest
"Employed people were happier than unemployed people, with part-time workers the happiest. Of those who were not working, retired people had the highest levels of happiness, followed by students"
Yes lad, the average population of America did that exact thing and they all secretly want to see the UK fall, absolutely.
Not to mention we are all ex-WW2 veterans who can speak for millions of dead people because we were in that war ourselves right?
The part time bit is probably true, bare in mind most unemployed people are either depressed neets, fat 'disabled' people or inbred chavs. Doesn't seem like many unemployed people would have reason to be happy desu.
>Not to mention we are all ex-WW2 veterans who can speak for millions of dead people because we were in that war ourselves right?
Some of us are I know there was at least one other WW2 vet on here yesterday.
By far the scummiest thing the Americans have done is basically steal "the bomb" and keep it for themselves, essentially telling us to fuck off after the Manhattan Project.
Britain at the time was pushing on with Operation Tube Alloys and we ran out of money. An agreement was made where we would supply our manpower, research and nuclear material (which I believe at the time was only sourced in Canada or Australia) in exchange for the American funding.
After the Manhattan Project was completed they literally stabbed us in the back and said that no other nation should have access to nuclear weapons so they didn't give us any of the blueprints or information to make our own even though it was us who started it, worked on it and supplied them the materials they needed.
It was only when Russia tested theirs and we began building our own that the Americans thought "shit, these guys can actually make it themselves and we'll be much better off with them on our side" so they finally started to share the information that was promised to us in the first place.
tl;dr we should have had nuclear weapons at the same time at the US but they took a shit on our agreement like they always do
If I recall, a similar thing happened with jet engine technology too. They fucked us with that by promising to share some of their secrets with us for the jet engine. We ended up getting nothing and they got something else to claim as their own.
>started lifting in the new year
>starting to see some small gains on my chest and arms
I'm gonna make it lads
Have to see my social worker tomorrow, not been outside in 6 weeks, not had a shower in 2 months.
Have diarrhoea all the time, I must fucking stink.
Well it comes with the territory I suppose.
We only started showering daily rather than weekly or longer very recently. It fucks up your skin oils.
I will wipe my face with a towel and give my hair a rub so it's not all tufty, will wear deodorant too but I'm not having a fucking shower, only do that once ever 3 months or so when I cut my hair.
No I feel fine. When I have a shower all the skin oils come off and I feel raw afterwards.
I won't. Last time I saw my social worker at the local mental health place I left early because I suddenly felt diarrhoea and well... Pic related.
>tfw no twink tilde bf to fuck every night before bed
I just got up lads, well i guess we were meant to be together after all.
Need to do something to distract myself from the raging emptiness inside lads
I used to go to a dentists that accpeted people through the NHS and they were S.H.I.T
I never saw the same dentist. Different one everytime, which meant I'd have to be reassessed every single time too!
>raging emptiness inside
that's just life lad, you can even do things you like most of the time and still feel that way. just remember - Fun things are Fun
Poleaboo just got his hair cut like Aguero (football player for the autists ITT)
It wasn't intentional but he didn't give the barber much to go on
The barber was MJ (Mohammad Javaid) an Afghan immigrant, looks white, manlet but /fit/
>I am sorry to hear that you have an issue with the Lap-top computer that you collected from our Production store at Queen Street, Aberdeen on 20 January 2016.
>I have provided you with the reference numbers for the case and production system above, should you need them.
>I have checked the production system and can't find a record of any damage being recorded on the lap-top. I do note that it was also forensically examined and have spoken with staff at the Cybercrime unit who again did not note any damage to your computer when it was examined by them.
>Your description of the problem suggests that the computer may not have an physical damage and that the fan is for some reason no longer spinning up to cool the machine. I have been advised by the Cybercrime unit that they can if you wish examine the machine and ascertain if they may have dislodged a connection when they examined it and if they do find that a connection has been dislodged they will re-connect the fan for you.
>If you decide to return the lap-top to us please reply at your earliest convenience so I can arrange for this to be done for you.
>have NHS dentist
>crack back tooth
>hold off too long on getting it fixed
>eventually needs to be extracted
>go to dentist
>paki dentist more like a butcher
>almost jumps on my fucking chest to get this tooth out
>tells me it'll stop bleeding in a couple hours
>doesn't stop all night
>he packs it
>still doesn't stop
>go back the next day
>he re packs and stitches the gum
>STILL DOESN'T STOP
>end up going back to dentist 3 times
>he can't stop the bleeding
>go to hospital 3 times
>they stop it on the third time
>turns out the stupid paki tore my gum when he removed the tooth and left a bit in there
>bled heavily for 1 week straight
>so weak and skinny due to being barely able to eat for a week
>room is covered in blood
>smells like death
And that was the point I decided I'd rather pay for a private dentist to do the work properly than get a shitty NHS dentist. I'm sure there are plenty of good NHS dentists, but I have yet to have experience with one.
Not happening, Poleaboo feels quite good about himself right now and he's not going to have anyone bring him down
Maybe the wrong term, fedora tipper would have been more appropriate
Also, this has made me nervous as fuck with dentists. I see some offer 'sedation' is this being full-on put to sleep or just making you out of it so you don't realise what's happening but you're still concious?
The last and only job I've has was a christmas temp one at sainsburys but to be fair I have some fake volunteer work from late last year too. It just seems much more rigorous than the old system. Any guru neet got any tips?
I'm just scared I won't be able to manage it much longer and my poor old nan will have to dish out more to support me! The poor soul. Bless her heart lads.
I got kicked off after they scored me 0 on the evaluation after 9 month. Apparently showering once a week, being too scared for public transport, making no eye contact except when he called my name and not talking to my family at all, just sneaking about to get snack food at 2am = 0 points. Th-th-th-th-thanks m-m-m-mate.
How do I get experience with things employers want for an IT position like Active Directory and Microsoft Exchange? It's not like I have a company sized network to learn on at home so I need to learn on the job, but everyone already wants you to have experience with it.
Anon I know you want to work in IT but you do actually have to apply to every job that you're capable of doing in the local area... so how about we make a cv tailored to shelf stacking supermarket positions, okay? I'm sure you don't want this to affect your benefit claim!
ONLY GOOD WHITE GIRL IS A RAPED WHITE GIRL
the last time I went into my jobcentre I burst into tears when the lady was checking up on me, I got lots of weird looks
luckily I don't have to go to that horrible place at the moment
>being part of tildes harem
Conflicted feels about this
not talking about beating any one up, just passionate and romantic sex desu
This is a sharia controlled thread
Kaffir fuck off
>3 month JCP review today
>done pretty much fuck all for that time
>advisor tells me I'm a good boy and everything is fine
>got put on a course for "Railway Engineering and Track Maintenance"
Sounds pretty fun 2bh.
No, I'm fat as fuck. It's only 2 days a week for 16 weeks though, so I'm sure I can force my fat arse through it.
Just take sleeping pills or something, I don't want to be cleaning brains off the tracks at 4:45pm.
Poleaboos mum makes too much food, he feels he has to eat it all to avoid hurting her feelings
He's going to get fat at this rate
In other news, he pre-ordered Digimon for the PS4 with his bennies
It's not like he has an expenses or had to work for that money, so why not?
>Can of Monster
>Razer Naga mouse
>Razer Lycosa keyboard
>League of Legends
Who /comfy/ here?
How do you lads feel about cultural Marxism and living during the fall of western society and coming war?
>cup of tea
>Rat 3 mouse
>no brand keyboard I've had for 10 years
>glasses for short-sightedness
>no vidya because I can't enjoy anything any more thanks to my depression from unemployment
She's in Manchester but will never attempt another meetup
He is, Poleaboo loved everything about Pellegrini
Kind, loyal, classy guy, the fans loved him, the players loved him, always played attacking football
The blocks on the flood are GregTech Flood Lights, the room is going to be 32 blocks high and I'll put them in the ceiling in their current position facing down.
The grey line is my outer perimeter wall
i know it's minecraft m8, but does it have to be a large boring square
can't you add some towners or at least give that wall a bit of depth with some upturned stairs and stone slabs
I'll do something with it eventually. It took me so long to make I haven't had motivation to change it since. I'm definitely going to put an interesting turret on each corner eventually though
im having a great day
in the morning i went to the hospital to get a routine check up (heart condition) and ended up getting some awesome burritos and now im eating popcorn and drinking beer and watching himym
tomorrow im going up to bristol and then going to a gig
what a great time of my life
DO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS PLAY MUSIC?
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND LIKEMINDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CREATE MUSIC NOWADAYS?
IT SEEMS THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE WHO WANTS TO CREATE MUSIC THAT AREN'T ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS THAT LISTEN TO ED SHEERAN AND OTHER SHIT.
WHAT FUCKING DO?
Also, I realise how faggot-y and uncool it would be if your band met on 4chan or some other internet website but I think it's important to atleast be in the circle with other musicians... That's how you meet musicians. It's always good to know musicians because you meet other musicians through them...
So, any musicians on /britfeel/?
That's whatever, all it takes is the right chemistry and you can potentially create something that's completely different to your original tastes and intentions. Also, Alice in chains have a sound that definitely allows musicians to ''borrow'' from and make it their own so what's bad about that? Alice In Chains are cool...
Where are you from?
Oasis are alright. Liam reminds me of my brother so I think they're hilarious.
Okay, where you from?
>would like to be part of a band just to mess about and jam with.
Where you from? Singing doesn't mean anything. Ian brown can't sing and he still managed to kick off a whole ''scene''... It's all about just actually doing something... anything...
Okay. I'm a northerner living in the south but I'm genuinely down to jam with anyone.
There should be a /britmusic/ thread desu but not on /mu/ because they're all unoriginal hipster faggots who like what they've been meme'd to like
Don't worry about it lad. I used my full 1.75k overdraft and Halifax didn't want it back until a year after I graduated
Also you should probably change that account now, your image is still out there.
150 queens cash in the hand, bit late posting because I decided to go the gym after work as I didn't really do much and had plenty of energy, now sat here eating steak rice and broccoli, hope you lads had a good day!
Buy an instrument and off you go.
As a shitty example: Arctic monkeys managed to go from having no experience with an instrument at all to headlining leeds and reading within 2 years. It's not as hard as you think to pick up an instrument and create something.
paki's out rice war now
desu with you mate you sound really cool and enthusiastic and all but I try not to leave the house and keep human interaction to a minimum these days so being in a band wouldn't really be practical for me. Good luck with your search though.
Fuckinnnnn.........stoners out aye.
> I try not to leave the house and keep human interaction to a minimum these days
And you think I don't, mate?
Music is the only thing that allows me to connect with other people.
Well that's alright then. You'll reach a time when you start drinking and ''rocksmith'' just doesn't cut it for you anymore.
I was trying to setup fl studio so I could use it to play shit without rocksmith but I can't get it to work
My amp is buried under a load of crap as I never need to use it cos I can use Rocksmith
When I was a child I thought we'd become a world leader again in the 21st century and be exploring the galaxy in the 22nd.
But I've come to realize that the future is going to be more like Mad Max, with hordes of Chavs and Pakis fighting over ruined cities and I can't deal with it.
Direct debits with the right bank details but wrong name will get rejected by legit providers like PayPal, and if they don't then the payment service that tried to take the money would be liable
Well fuck rocksmith off, get your amp out and play for real. Turn it to 10. Buy some pedals if you want. Play whatever you like. Piss the neighbours off. Get pissed and play.
Honestly, there is nothing better than playing while high or drunk so do that aswell. With music, you never know where you might end up
If he opened the image before it was deleted it'll be in his browser cache
4chan hasn't deleted the image from their servers if you have the link: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1454437169850.jpg
Third party archives are watching 4chan too: https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1454/43/1454437169850.jpg
Or he could work for GCHQ
Rocksmith is a game mate. We're talking about creating music which pretty much requires life long servitude. Seriously, fuck Rocksmith and just play for real with other people... how music is supposed to be.
Thanks to both of you I've been able to reactivate my WoW account.
Yeah, I got the cable for 20 quid and the game for 12 quid about this time last year, and the key I got was a pre-order key somehow so I got cherub rock for free which allows you to get custom songs for it
I think if I treated it more as a learning tool and less like a rhythm game I'd be a lot better. I also kind of had a massive few month break because I felt shitty and kept getting frustrated
It's a game that helps you learn to play, I'd tried in the past and got no where. Rocksmith at least makes it fun to learn and easier to track progress. It even had lessons to teach you techniques etc, minigames to help you practice chrods etc. It's pretty good man
Today I took a detour on the way back from work and finally managed to acquire some of the legendary banana bread beer. Very excited desu
>It's a game that helps you learn to play,
Just play for real and you'll learn?
You don't seem to understand... your guitar will sound completely different on a good amp. You should be learning to play on something that you'll be playing with in future. You can't exactly bust out Rocksmith when jamming with your friends, can you?
I don't get why people learn to play through apps, games and shit. The greatest musicians didn't do this... They had nothing. Sometimes not even any knowledge at all and they still managed to learn. All the musicians you know and love likely didn't do this. There are no shortcuts, it takes time and effort and you may aswell learn to play on a real amp. Music is all in the detail and your completely missing that by playing it on a game made to ''enable'' bedroom musicians.
Seriously, like you could learn to play the notes to a hendrix song on rocksmith but trust me, you wouldn't come close to sounding like him. Same goes for anything else. You'll be missing all the small details and intricacies.
Speaking of music I used to be friend's with a poet played quite a few gigs with him as well, just seen he sells out theaters now. He'll probably end up being rich and successful and I'll probably end up killing myself. Funny how life goes.
>You don't seem to understand... your guitar will sound completely different on a good amp. You should be learning to play on something that you'll be playing with in future. You can't exactly bust out Rocksmith when jamming with your friends, can you?
I disagree desu Rocksmith makes you learn the songs properly so you learn good technique. I learnt guitar on my own and would play with a distorted amp to hide my shitness and I would take loads of shorts cuts which is why I ended up being shit.
I've tried to learn with Rocksmith since but I am too far gone for that now. I wish I could completely forget ever playing guitar so I could start again and learn properly.
Why does it make a difference? The game alters the tone of your guitar. And you can use the tone designer to mess around and get the sound you want
All Rocksmith does outside of that is present the tab for the song on the screen for you to play along to. It makes it easier for me to learn and track my progress
>disagree desu Rocksmith makes you learn the songs properly so you learn good technique.
Not at all. The ''good technique'' isn't always the best choice. Look at blues musicians thumbs hanging over the neck ffs. This is terrible technique but the greatest guitarists do this.
>Why does it make a difference?
>The game alters the tone of your guitar. And you can use the tone designer to mess around and get the sound you want
Exactly. You can't use ''tone designer'' in real life mate. Experimentation is important in music. You're hardly experimenting if you're just playing a riff that comes up on screen in front of you but each to his own... if you like it then fair enough.
I really enjoy some of the questions on pointless and every moment of dicky osman, but it just feels so padded. I bet if you removed all the times allypally restates the answer and "let's see how many of our one hundred people said " the show would be like 10 minutes long.
Also, their definition of celebrity is lower than big brother which is a real achievement.
The kek posters are still going....
I genuinely think we might be witnessing the birth of an actual cult.
Hannah, i am going to castrate myself and live the rest of my life as a eunuch if you do not come back to me.
SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD
>anything but The Chase
it's the perfect mix of banter and trivia.
>tfw 74% attendance
>mfw whether they kick me out or not i win
>tfw been feeling lightheaded all day
Jesus christ I feel like I'm going to die I've never been this dizy in my life for such a long amount of time.
If I roll my neck I drift out of conciousness and only snap back when my neck reaches the other side.
Did I have a stroke or a brain cancer or something?
Anons... I'm currently a student at uni. Give me some life advice... I feel like everything's crumpling right now. I tried to use /b/ to ease my pain, but it didn't work, even their humour threads are shit... best of /b/ actually used to be a good thing for those times when you just want to numb your mind.
>actual report confirms they were raped
1. Sure, technically every girl who has sex below 16 in UK is "raped". Yawn.
2. So what? Why the fuck do you care what happens to some cunt? Are you some white knight or a male virgin?
And the best part is: Women don't even care. It's only mangina boys who get triggered when females get punished.
Very relevant poll, your vote counts /britfeel/
And for the first time police and council officials have publicly admitted a 'disproportionate number' of Asian Pakistani men are involved in on-street grooming, as revealed by the Mail last year.
*87 per cent of victims were female and 54 per cent were white;
>Offenders are said to be typically Asian, of Pakistani origin, aged 17 to 40. Most victims are white females aged 13 to 16.
>210 children or young people [...] in the first six months of 2014
More than 300 young people in Oxfordshire were groomed, raped and sometimes forced into 'sex slavery' by gangs over the last 15 years, a damning report will reveal tomorrow.
In a scandal startlingly similar to the one in Rotherham, police and social services will be criticised for failing to protect vulnerable children from sexual abuse.
One gang of Asian men was responsible for abusing and enslaving 50 girls, mainly from Oxford, but the men were also able to sexually torture girls as young as 11 for eight years after a series of missed opportunities to stop them.
>210 children or young people
Yup, the 17 year old who wanted to fuck.
You're a pathetic little cunt defender.
>13 to 16
I have no problem with this. And neither had America until feminists raised the AoC.
(cont) Add to it that now puberty starts much earlier, the AoC should probably be even lower.
Stop defending cunts, cunt protectors.
>tfw Captain Britain is now a paki
Boy I sure wish we were living in the 1800s when AC hadn't even been invented and light came from candles. Yeah didn't we know more then than compared to now on which to base these laws?
>I have no problem with this
Yeah, we know. You're a paki so mentioning you're a pedophile is superfluous.
Reading the people who respond to Cameron's twitter account is harrowing. The people sound like absolute mongs who think they're big, smart and actually talking to the PM or something. Absolutely bonkers.
You walk quite fast for being in a supermarket, you may want to consider a slower stroll, take a trolley if that helps.
Maybe do it at a time when there are fewer people too, I could see you getting more anxious towards the end. A 3am walk through a deserted supermarket might be a comforting series of videos for those of us who can't be out in public for long.
It turns out that isolating myself from others was the right choice. Of the few that I could say I knew, everyone's live improved inversely to how much I was involved in it, I'm almost proud.
This ones pretty good. Includes 2 screens and a gold plated stylus.
i dont really
sorry for toying with your heart
try reddit though seriously, they'll be a drawing tablet subreddit with a recommendations thread/reviews too
>inb4 huhhh duhhh fuck off reddit 4chan is muhh secret club
They returned because many of them were forcibly addicted to drugs
There have also been cases of the girls being kept in the houses, the fathers going to get them and then being arrested for trespassing and disturbing the peace
Vile that you would blame the victims here
This really is something you need to do some independent research about. They've changed a lot since I last checked when Wacom were literally the only ones worth a shit (and even those ones priced under 200+ sucked dick)
You get what you pay for with these things.
Intuous Pro is your standard "Good" tablet. Make sure you see the sizes in person, because the small one is an absolute effing joke and the medium one isn't much better
Youtube will help you more than anyone here, just try and find the channels which aren't blatant shills
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Never, ever a good thing. Usually always by guys who aren't really trannies but because their life is so far in the toilet, they think them being an unattractive, unlovable virgin is because of their gender.
Then the health repercussions of self-medicating hormones... Liver damage and bone diseases a plenty