Valentine's day is coming my fellow robots, how are going to celebrate it?
jerk off and slam my head against a wall until I pass out
literally work. i have work all day and i'll do the same thing like i did last year. pass out flowers to all the women at work while wearing a snazzy bow tie.
fucking go for it. chicks loved the flowers last year dude and the bow tie as well.
the bow tie is just something completely optional just added as an extra to the bland-ish uniform we wear.
Please leave immediately
Pretend that i'm a famous youtuber as i play games and chat with my audience in my head in a vain attempt to keep myself from having suicidal thoughts invade my mind as i spiral further into depression at the recurring realization that i've been trying to stifle since i've realized just how lonely i am that all i ever truly wanted in my life and continue to lust for is to matter to someone.
TLDR; the usual.
That's a Sunday, right? Probably sitting in my room doing nothing.
Might be working on homework, but I shouldn't have anything to do.
I might kill myself that day though. Cliche, but that weekend is the only weekend where I don't have any obligations so I can just poof, disappear and no one would give one fuck.
I guess I'll get high and drink some beer. Maybe I'll smoke weed with my bro and we could pick up chicks to see if there's any luck. Not like we wont fail, just to laugh at how much we suck.
I'm working that day. Thinking about sending a flower or something to this qt I work with....anonymously of course. Anyone ever do this before?