/ffg/ - Fembot Feels General

>>26193259
He's just as nervous as you are, or better yet, he probably thinks YOU don't like him. I mean, fuck. Look at how you're acting. What kind of signal are you giving him? What makes you think he think you like him?

Here's a WILD thought: talk to him.

man didn't the dude form the other thread said he's 46 but pretends to be a femanon? no girl is actually like this. here' my feels, from an actual girl.
>playingvideo games
>pizza dosnt come

>taking a messy period poo
>forgot to adjust tampon string
>have to pull now poopy string out of my butt crack

just a day in the life.

everyone stop posting in here right now

>>26193414
pls sell me your poop string bloody tampon

>>26193417

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>26193437

you could not pay me enough money in the world to actually deal with that longer than 30 seconds.

>>26193402
>playingvideo games
>pizza dosnt come
This is a human feel, not a femanon feel.

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>be that much of an attention whore you need to make a special thread just for yourselves titled "fembot feels general" because you cant stand posting in a normal feel thread where people don't dance around and parade around their gender.

>get home from restaurant
>closing tonight and shitty polyester uniform reeks of BO
>throw shirt on floor, yank off bra
>spend three minutes scratching under my boobs
>better_than_sex.jpg

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>>26193476
>i hate womins
>im a robit
>womin shouldn't be able to say they're a womin on an anonymous board
Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot

>>26193533
man females really do always make it about pussy. yo pussy runs yo whole shit

>>26193530
can I scratch your b.o boobs?

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>>26193533
Was his post even in English? What is this whore blabbering on about?

>>26193544


Basically, they all know even at a young age they are nothing more but a walking urinal. They Always bring sex / virginity into the equation.

>>26193530
>better_than_sex.jpg
If you know what sex feels like you aren't a fembot, you're a fucking normie

>>26193544
>>26193560
Lol saying I brought sex/virginity into this first when this faggot did it first
>>26193476

Autismos

>>26193533
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
That's the entire point of this board
Do women not understand this?

>>26193604
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
go be a retard somewhere else

>want asian bf
>without creepy monolid eyes though

Must I settle for austroloids or indians?

>>26193604
>Lol saying I brought sex/virginity into this first when this faggot did it first

Sorry, but where exactly did he bring sex, ass, or virginity into the equation? All i see is some dumb bitch got uppity and posted that he will never get ass like that one in the picture even though you're as flat as a surfboard; >>26193533

Are you mentally challenged?

So what's the point of these threads?
Pretend women are here posting?

Is this some kind of therapy or is this just how you guys shitpost time away?

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>>26193604
>Playing the "I did nothing wrong"

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> tfw middle school children won't stop texting you and calling you Ashley
> one calls
> later texts you saying they know it's Ashley and you just made your voice deeper
> tfw they ask to borrow your bb shoes

I'm not even ashley

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You aren't bots. Get out of my /Drake/ thread


You used to shitpost on my cellphone

Late night when you need my memes

Shitpost on my cellphone


Late night when you need my memes

And I know when that maymay bling

That can only mean one thing

I know when that maymay bling

That can only mean one thing

>>26193639
I trick myself into believing I'm actually talking to women because irl I haven't spoken to a girl in a year

how come unknown doesnt derail these threads anymore?
did he give up?

>>26193672

okay, so, how does that work? Actually? Where do you live?

>>26193533
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
If it weren't for you dumb cunts shitting up the board, maybe we could actually vent our problems relating to women here.

Women cannot be lonely.
Women cannot be depressed.
Women cannot have social anxiety.
Women have no reason to come here other than for that sweet, sweet validation their fathers never gave them when they were kids.

>>26193672
Does it help any?
Im just trying to get a better feel of things here
The r9k posts you think half the board was women.

>>26193688
doesnt work that well with the robot back up

>>26193707
They are not here anon.
They never were
It's shitposters at best fucking with you

>>26193688
You get b&d now

>>26193707
Not that anon but while I agree woman can never be romantically lonely you're wrong about everything else.
Also I was the youngest and was daddy's little girl. He even tried making friends for me when I couldn't.

>>26193701
Idk. I live in new england

>>26193711
tBh no, it's just a good enough distraction until I go to sleep

pls kill me

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Just remember guys, the people who0 start threads like these, and post in them are people like Mystery.

Women cannot be robots. They are only here for the attention and validation.

>>26193747
>Not that anon but while I agree woman can never be romantically lonely
Then you can't be robots

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Oh, today it begins
I missed them before, but, won't miss them again
I keep having the saaaaaamee dream
And I think that I just realized what it means

>>26193780
Yes I can because I'm not willing to be a whore and have sex just to receive fake love from men who just want to fuck me.

>>26193259
see
>>26179827

originality, bitch.

>>26193808
>Yes I can because I'm not willing
>I'm not willing
Exactly, it's by choice

>>26193769
They are not here
It's just false flagers and underage shitposters that want to say "look I just posted Im a gurl and the thread gets hundreds of replies"

>>26193823
It's not by choice because it's not in my personality to be a whore just like it's not in yours to be gay or straight.

>>26193823
Don't argue with someone who has a cunt between their legs, women have the mentality of a child and they can never be wrong.

>wake up hungover, alarm didn't got off
>work in 40 min
>stomp around house looking for my one good bra
>crappy "nude" color looking dingy
>sniff the cups, smells like sour milk and boiled vinegar
>backup plan
>grab my only other bra
>makes disgusting fat rolls near my armpits and the underwire stabs me in the tit
>run a brush through my greasy hair, apply tactical concealer
>smoke 2 cigarettes instead of eating
PRINCESS LYFE

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>it's a fem"""bot""" thread
EVERY SINCE I LEFT 4CHAN

YOU

GOT A REPUTATION FOR YOURSELF NOW

ALL THE NORMIES KNOW AND I FEEL LEFT OUT

>>26193872
>she's not lonely and desperate enough to go against her personality
You aren't a robot

>be on period
>wear jeans
>squat on the toilet to use the bathroom
>piss and bloody toilet paper collects in jeans
>piss runs down leg

fucking gross
here's why I dont like wearing pants during my time

>>26193943
Actually I am but I would rather just commit suicide just like you.

>>26193933
Be my gf
That's all hot tbqh

>>26193872
>it's not in my personality to be a whore

tfw no qt lesbian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_vWWxZg-o

>>26193437
>>26193557
>>26193968
The thirst is so real

>>26193747
I don't care. Women being on this board and having the fucking gall to claim equal suffering is like me walking into an amputee support group and saying I deserve to be there because I've twisted my ankle and will be on crutches for two days. It's fucking insulting and demeaning to the people who actually have bigger problems to hear that shit.

Get the fuck off this board, you stupid, empty, boring whores. You have nothing to offer the world and you have nothing to contribute here.

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seriously can the rest of you explain the appeal of what is basically roleplaying in this thread

>>26193933
why are gross messy girls so appealing to me?

>>26194011
because you're a fat fuck who's thirsty.

>>26193989
Well first of all you don't know shit about my problems or the things that I've been through in my life.
Second of all I've been on 4chan for over 9 years now so I'm not going anywhere anytime soon unless I kill myself.

>>26194011
Realistically because you can relate to them and you feel like you have higher chances of being with them than other, non-gross girls.

>>26194019
because they're the only girls you can hope of getting :^)

>>26194019
jokes on you I just drank some dew and am hydrated

>>26193688
because he finally learned to just ignore them, just like we all should

>>26194019
A female wrote this

>>26194035
A male wrote this

>>26193989
Why can't we just enjoy being here because r9gay is/was the nu /b/. You only see the camwhoring ones prattling on about being "omg just like u guise but with periods!!1!!"

>>26194059
every post in this thread is from males

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>>26194066
This is a cam-whoring thread, you dumb bitch. There is no reason at all where you need to list your gender. You don't see robots creating "male feels threads"

You dumb cunt.

There's no problem a fembot has that can't be solved with a good dicking ;^)

>>26194094
This, stop bringing your gender into it.

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>>26194113
A good pussy would also fix all male problems.

Hey... why don't we all... fix our p-problems?

Some good roleplaying in this thread, the more detailed you are in disgusting descriptions the more people you will rube. However ultimately all of this shit is pointless and of course "women" should be banned from this board. Reddit is for women, r9k is for robots, and any "robot" who claims to be a woman should be banned on sight.

>>26194030
You don't have problems, dumb whore.
>OMG I only got 137 likes on my profile picture, I'm going to kill myself! I mean it, I've got like three Tylenol in my hand right now!
You have no idea what mental anguish is. Disgusting cunt.

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>>26193533
i know why you do this

>>26194188
>Hey... why don't we all... fix our p-problems?
>implying there's an issue with this from robots
If a fembot wants to fuck me I'm more than willing familia

>>26193688
>implying he did anything but bump the threads

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>>26194188
>A good pussy would fix all male problems
All my problems will be fixed when I get my paycheck.
That being said, I'd totally bang a fembot as long as she washes her crotch.

>>26194094
A tits or gtfo would have sufficed but all right.

>>26194320
>as long as she washes her crotch.
What a pleb
Nasty pussy is best pussy

I got reddit memes

Got a lotta reddit memes

Gotta lotta fem""bots"" tryna drain me of my energy

Tryna take the waaaayyy from a wizard

Fucking with the kid, and pray for the wizard

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>>26194351
I'll lick her stinky B.O. armpits and the idea of a gooey trashcan is kind of hot but it comes with too much gross risks like yeast disease and junk. If it could be unwashed while still be safe to eat, I'd be a-ok with that nasty fujoshi cush.

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>too scared to message him

I don't even understand why other blokes care about women anymore.

> tfw unable too feel respect towards anyone you're attracted to
> tfw unable to stay attracted towards someone you respect

A lonely death awaits

>>26194296
Yeah totes. You have no idea about my life. I don't even have any social media account.
I've been in and out of mental hospitals. Please tell my doctor how I'm only faking it.

>>26194448
>too scared to message him
Why are you scared?

>>26194471
People die alone regardless.

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R333333ddit please go

>>26193544
>always make it about pussy
Guess why we learned that from?

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>>26193259
Why aren't these threads auto-purged? They deleted the manlet thread last night but leave this shit up? Are you serious?

>>26194479
be my crazy mentally ill qt gf

>>26194448
Are you serious? Don't then.

>>26194490
Yes, but that will be my reason.

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>tfw no fucking black bf
REEEEEEEEE
Fuck all of you robots who will call me a coalburner, I want a black bf

>>26194486
He probably doesn't like me, I'm very obsessive and I don't want to scare him away

>>26194522
Most likely won't

>>26194471
Sad truth is alot of woman are like that.

This is exactly what the red pill talks about. Don't worry, some guy that knows what he's doing will get to you.

>>26194551
Shitty bait
Don't respond
Meh

>>26194559
kek you actually replied.

>>26194551
Try harder to get a black bf. It's not impossible. Most guys in general just think girls dont like them, so they reciprocate that

>>26194551
Are you that girl who cries putting on her own makeup?

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>>26194551
Fuck you. I deserve you as my gf. Why do you go after fucking niggers?

>>26194551

enjoy your stds

"what? that's racist!"

no, its statistics. look at std infection rates between the races.

>>26194622
>I deserve you as my gf
>deserve
Nobody deserves anything

>>26194604
Uh?
Oc

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>>26194551
>Wants a black bf
I won't be your bf per se but I'll let you send me nudes and see where it goes master baiter.

>>26194551
>tfw no timestamp
kys2dayplz
>all of those fucking replies

>>26194573
Really? I thought the opposite was more common, that someone has to be really dominant and commanding of respect in order for women to find him attractive.

>>26194632
Did it again.

>>26194677
You're misunderstanding. That is the case. But as men get comfortable, they tend to be more lenient/chill, then the woman respects them less, thus the woman leaves. Which is why I quoted >>26194471 as it shows the cycle perfectly.

It's fucking BS but it's the reality.

>>26194713
I don't understand what point you're trying to make...

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>>26194727
Ah the joys of life.

>>26194479
Pathetic. You think that proves something? Anyone can get into a mental institution for a few days. It's as easy as calling a hotline and saying you have a plan.

How much attention did your dumb friends give you when they found out you got committed? I bet you felt real good. You're probably a cutter too lmao. Sad, sad attention-seeking roasties. The lengths they'll go to to be seen as snowflakes. It's incredible, the vanity.

>>26194752
Me either. Just stuffing around.

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>>26194794
You will look at this image and pretend I posted it without text

>>26194818
That image is so cute.

>>26194727
But >>26194471 is my post. I may have worded it poorly, but the problem is I'm initially attracted to someone I don't respect, but once I get to know and respect them, am no longer attracted to them.
Less respect=more attraction
More respect=less attraction

>>26194850
I'm a manchild neet that can't drive
Be my gf

>>26194850
So basically what some men do... Which they get shit for.

>>26194850
I'm different femanon, I'm usually attracted to people I can respect and admire

>>26194850
I really dont see how more respect equals less attraction... you must be getting bored or are legit confused as to what respect means

>>26194783
I don't have friends you moron.
Who calls suicide hotline when they really want to die haha.
I jumped from a bridge but someone pulled me from the water. I live in a shitty small town.
After they released me it's mandatory that I go to out patient treatment. If I don't go they stick me back in.
Bait harder but your insults don't pertain to me.

I accidentally won a title in our shitty indie wrestling promotion.

>>26194951
Want to be my wrestling gf?

>>26194933
Another anon here.
>your insults don't pertain me.
Then why did you respond?

>>26194933
please be my crazy gf

>>26194958
Sure, you can be my manager.

>>26194975
He said I don't understand mental anguish. I replied to disprove him.

>>26194999
kek
O-Okay

These threads are cancer. "Fembots"

>>26194889
Huh.

So you're not able to find a girl you're able to respect attractive?
If most males are like that, they have it rough.
>>26194891
See, that's reasonable.
>>26194930
It's more like, only being attracted to someone "inferior" for lack of better word

Do girls actually get crushes on guys I'm genuinely wondering

>>26195037
>only being attracted to someone "inferior"
Post your own stats family

>>26195037
>It's more like, only being attracted to someone "inferior" for lack of better word
That's pretty cool. You probably have really low self-esteem and you'd do anything to hide that fact, even from yourself, so you only allow yourself to have relationships with people you think are inferior to you because otherwise you'd be too insecure.

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If you fem"bots" are so lonely why do you refuse to date me time and time again? You don't even deserve a bf. Elliot was right about every single one of you.

>>26195060
Any virgin who looks that decent isn't right about anything. I mean if he was ugly I could understand but he managed to fuck things up while looking above average.

>tfw not hugged enough as a child

>>26195059
Sounds accurate, for the most part. >>26195053
No point in doing so.

>>26195052
Yes
We do
Oc

>>26195145
>Sounds accurate, for the most part.
I have some experience with that sort of thing. You probably need someone who will always let you feel superior to them and who will protect your self-esteem.

>>26195145
>No point in doing so.
I want to know what "inferior" to you is

>>26195131
When I say that I'm socially inept, I truly mean it. I can't talk to women irl and I would need a girl to approach me if she had any interest. They approach Chad. Why not me? It's unfair. They treat me like such garbage. Fucking neurotypicals. God damn it.

i once killed a man

>>26195199
Not the lerson you're quoting, but 3 things:

Work on your confidence
Dont expect anything from anyone
Get used to women not coming up to you, and go up to them

>>26195218
l came

I could pass as Chad if I wasn't socially retarded. Which is quite funny actually.

I had such a desperate need to be liked that I once baked a cookie for everyone in my high school then tried to kill myself when someone started a rumor they had ex-lax in them and teachers made me throw the rest away.

>>26195248
I want a femanon gf NOW.
There, I'm approaching them.

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>>26195199
Stop masturbating and you'll feel the need to approach women.
>Stopped fapping
>Come across hottest porn
>Hold self back
>Strong primal desire to approach women
You'll get there. Fear of rejection is superseded by need to mate, m8.

>>26195166
That sounds like it would be a pretty shoddy arrangement for the partner, though.
>>26195170
Alright

> white
> 5'3, 100 lbs
> pre-med
>good facial structure
>19

Not really that great, but my only two relationships have been with a heroin addict and an underage jew if that gives you any perspective.

>>26195307
Would you date a neet that's afraid of driving?

>>26195338
I would, especially if I had to drive him everywhere.

>>26195361
Will you date me then

>>26195307
>>26195361
Clearly you have a dominant personality and want a submissive partner.

They exist. It's more common for men to be dominant and women to be submissive but they exist.

>>26195307
>That sounds like it would be a pretty shoddy arrangement for the partner, though.
I found it to be ideal for me because it made me feel useful when she belittled me and so forth. I was happy just to be able to assist her in some way. Where do you live?

>>26195306
I've tried Nofap for awhile and it made me feel a little better and I actually didn't want sex or a gf as much.

>>26195415
How long did you do it?

>>26195442
Few weeks. I'm fapping daily right now though.

>>26195361
P-Please fembot ;_; I'm >>26195381 begging

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>>26193414

that's some good shit if i do say so myself(i say so)

>>26193259
Ooooooo original.
wasn't this done a billion times?

>>26195463
Ok, kik me
Legolasfishtail

>>26195459
Hmm, that's too bad. It's not like all bodies and minds are the same so I guess it just isn't the case with you. Do you normally talk to women for your job or school?

>>26195381
I don't know you.
I'm a dick anyway, anon.
>>26195389
I guess that should have been more obvious to me.
>>26195408
>belittled me and so forth
Didn't it both you being thought of as inferior?
>where do you live
the states, texas

>>26195490
Sent tbqh

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>tfw your pants bunch up in your crotch while sitting on the bus and a fold goes right between your flaps, but you can't just satisfyingly yank it out because you're on the bus, so you have to wiggle back and forth to try to shimmy it out, but that just makes it go in deeper and the grinding starts to feel good and you wonder if people noticed

>>26195518
>I don't know you.
W-Well you can get to know me
>I'm a dick anyway, anon.
That's even better

>>26195518
>Texas
Pls date me >>26195060

>>26195534
Hot, post moar like this pls

>>26195518
>Didn't it bother you being thought of as inferior?
No. I'm very submissive so I was fine with it, but somehow I also have very solid foundation of self-confidence, so most personal attacks don't bother me at all. I was very happy to be her punching bag.

>>26195518
>I guess that should have been more obvious to me.
We learn something new about ourselves everyday.

I personally prefer submissive women but there are men that prefer dominant women.

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>>26195559
>No. I'm very submissive so I was fine with it
How could any man live like that? It's so disgraceful. It's like looking at a neutered newborn puppy. Like the mother dog had scissors in her doggy vagina that just nipped the puppy upon birth.

>>26195500
Not at all.
I can't talk to them without freaking out.

>>26195632
I think you have the same mindset I had about rejection not too long ago. I'd say just go out somewhere you don't normally go, and talk to girls. I don't mean have a large conversation with them or anything, just some small talk. Go out, make some mistakes, get a little embarrassed, but learn and get used to it. After a while, you'll have been through it all and even if you do say something stupid, it'll roll off because you've already experienced it many times before.
Fix yourself up before you go out though. You're not picking them up but women still like a nicely dressed man.

>>26195684
>works for me bro
T-Thanks Chad, that advice was completely helpful and not useless at all!

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>>26195708
Come play Livin' Like Chad with me, anon~

>>26195544
I'm sure you're alright, but no. Long distance things don't work, and you can't live in my dorm.

>>26195750
>Long distance things don't work, and you can't live in my dorm.
O-Oh ;_;
Please don't do this to me femanon

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>>26195750
Then date me pls, I'm in Texas ;_;
Or am I not even an option because I'm non-white and ugly?

>>26195764
Christ, just drop an email or something then.
>>26195770
You look just like someone that was in my American History class.
Did you go to RCHS in Richardson?

>>26195764
It's otay anon. I'll be your r9k gf (:

>>26195853
[email protected]
thanks femanon

>no handy bf to choke me out

Married guy here.
>Spend all my life chasing chicks
>Moderate success
>Get married
>Suddenly chicks won't stop coming after me

lol you chicks

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Skype: treehouse48

Hit me up fembots and robots. Nothung sexual. Just to have a friend if you're lonely and wanna talk.

>>26195873
Who are you anon? Are you a boy?

>>26195929
thirsty nigger. fuck off

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>>26195950
Nah. I'm pic related. What do you look like anon?

>>26195929
>Nothung sexual
Women respect it more when you're upfront about your thirst.

>>26195974
>Nah. I'm pic related. What do you look like anon?
Where do you live?

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>>26195957
>nothing sexual
>nothing sexual
>nothing sexual

Illiterate asshat

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>>26195986
I don't need an Internet relationship though. That does nothing for me. Juse offering friendship to anyone feeling lonely.

>>26195993
Ummm.. why?? xD

>>26196004
>>26196043
>avatarfagging with cats
>being a thirsty nigger
lmao

>autistic
>female
>I'm lonely and wish I had been born male

Not in a I want to transition way, but in a... I'd be more accepted into social circles if I had male genitalia instead of female genitalia.

>>26196099
>autistic
>female
>lonely
I feel bad for you tbqh. But even with autism, you're still gonna get more attention than a guy would in that position, so...

>>26196099
No, you wouldn't. Youre not using your vagina properly.

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>>26196063
You're probably fat and ugly though. So certainly not thirsty for your butt cheese. This has to be the loneliest place on the Internet and you're here too. Do you need a friend anon?? Someone to talk to and hear where it all went wrong?? I'm here for you.

>>26196099
>implying you couldn't get a bf right now
People here want an autist qt

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>>26196099
>female genitalians

>>26193967
hey, now this isn't a fucking marvel thread

>live alone with a friend
>we're not dating but we do sexual stuff together and don't mind being naked in front of each other
>his computer is in the living room
>he looks at porn and masturbates out in the open and doesn't care if I see it
>around noon, see him whacking it to SFM porn as usual
>he sees me and asks him to put something in the sink for him
>ask him 'put what in the sink?'
>he says 'this' while pulling me close to him and jerking off audibly faster
>get down on my knees and give him a quick blowjob and he cums in my mouth
>spit out his cum in the bathroom sink

>>26196473
Fucking disgusting normie whore
>>>/soc/
You aren't a fembot

>>26196473

*asks me to put something in the sink for him

>>26196516
Kill yourself whore
You "people" are fucking disgusting

>>26196168
I really don't think I could. I'm trying, all of them make me feel increasingly hopeless about my chances. Despite getting along with some of them they all seem to trigger me really bad in one way or another.

Not to mention the incredibly high amount of fuccbois who don't even understand the concept of "socially awkward".

Seriously, some men can't even process that any woman would feel upset if the light in a place is too white/bright.

Even worse than that, the incredible amount of men who only want to be friends with benefits is upsetting. It's like they're afraid of being friend zoned or still traumatized because of some random ex-girlfriend.

>>26196574
>I really don't think I could.
Where do you live?

>>26196483
>>26196535

I'm not a normie or a whore. I'm not like that with other guys. He's a long time friend of mine so we're cool like that. I would have only acted like that around my boyfriend or my best friend.

>>26196590
Doing that with any guy you're not married to makes you a whore
Having someone willing to do that with you at all makes you a normie
>>>/soc/
You're fucking scum

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>>26193533
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
>Pic related

>>26196588
I don't really wanna disclose information like that yo. But somewhere in Southern Europe, where every guy seems to think women want them to be tanned & bulky. I can't even have a laugh with most of these guys, it's that bad.

>>26196630
>Southern Europe
You should be my gf.

>schizo senpai smiled before talking to me
>schizo senpai smiled after talking to me
>I got to see what his room is like briefly
>his room reeks of weed
>tfw can't smoke weed with him
>don't even like weed myself

>>26196655
Depends, do you have any weird fetishes that will surely creep me out right on the first date?

I don't think I should be your anything just because we both live in Southern Europe. Place is pretty huge & stats indicate there's bound to be someone out there who I can relate to who I haven't met on suspicious image boards.

I appreciate your feels though.

>>26196701
Implying schizo senpai isn't schizo because he smokes weed & therefore is loveable and somehow attractive. Girl, ffs. Get a grip of yourself.

>>26196710
>Depends, do you have any weird fetishes that will surely creep me out right on the first date?
Yes.
>I don't think I should be your anything just because we both live in Southern Europe.
Well, I think so.

>>26196728
I don't think weed causes schizophrenia? Also I found out he's on really, really heavy meds because I'm a top notch stalker.
also
>tfw got to see him shirtless
He has a bit of chest hair and is skinny fat (I'm assuming due to meds) I'm not even a lewd person but i've fapped to the image of him shirtless a lot

>>26196763
>>26196701
I like snaggy updates.

>>26193662
Drake is such a faggot, the worst part is that this nigger is smart and he chooses to exploit nigger culture so he can make money by talking about drugs him acting tough in a club (lol I would knock his pussy ass out), how he loves women and everything thats wrong with rap, the thing about it is that hes got a good voice and good flow and you know he is SMART enough to rap about bigger and better things yet he chooses money and fame, fucking total faggot

>>26196763
It does cause it. Be an even better stalker and steal it from him. Unless you like him the way he is.

>>26196944
How is the worst part the fact that he's managed to get filthy rich out of exploiting corporate america music? I think it's commendable. I'm jealous, I wish I could give as little fucks as he does.

>tfw ugly black girl

only black girls can be true robots

>>26196757

>Yes

Sorry, I would rather date someone who doesn't prove Freud right.

>>26197006
Where do you live? I'll fuck you.

>>26197016
>Sorry, I would rather date someone who doesn't prove Freud right.
B T F O
T
F
O

>>26196897
bonus: he has no social media but I've managed to find his very old facebook, he only has 44 friends, one bad quality picture (which I saved obviously) and edgy heavy metal posts.
>>26196960
I find it really cute when he talks to himself and I managed to sneakily record it once
>>26197006
TRY BEING A HAPA ABOMINATION

>>26197006
Aside from having a friend in me, girls tend to exaggerate their unattractiveness, so you're probably cuter than you think.

>>26197042
I can see how you'd find that cute actually. Still, he's probably suffering, as long as you're aware...

>>26197063
Well, we all got our shit to deal with really. I can understand the way you feel but, some asians would kill to have been born black. So I don't know girl, you may just have 0 selfie skills.

Like, step up your lighting game & posing skills (make up won't hurt too). You'll end up (probably) feeling better about yourself.

>>26197042
>bonus: he has no social media but I've managed to find his very old facebook, he only has 44 friends, one bad quality picture (which I saved obviously) and edgy heavy metal posts.
Did you add him?
>TRY BEING A HAPA ABOMINATION
You sound cute 2bh and pretty sure I caught you posting the snags.

>>26197193
I would've added him but he hasn't posted since 2010 so I'm imagining he doesnt go there anymore which is good.
>You sound cute 2bh
t-thank you anon
>>26197074
I know, I really wish I could help him and cook for him and make the suffering stop ;_;