Fembot feels thread?
>notice QT walking beside me
>think he's looking at me while I'm wearing my really plain clothes I usually wear when going to class
>get worried and look back at him with a weird face
>I'm worried he thinks I don't like him now
>I'm too embarrassed to talk to him
He's just as nervous as you are, or better yet, he probably thinks YOU don't like him. I mean, fuck. Look at how you're acting. What kind of signal are you giving him? What makes you think he think you like him?
Here's a WILD thought: talk to him.
man didn't the dude form the other thread said he's 46 but pretends to be a femanon? no girl is actually like this. here' my feels, from an actual girl.
>pizza dosnt come
>be that much of an attention whore you need to make a special thread just for yourselves titled "fembot feels general" because you cant stand posting in a normal feel thread where people don't dance around and parade around their gender.
>i hate womins
>im a robit
>womin shouldn't be able to say they're a womin on an anonymous board
Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
Was his post even in English? What is this whore blabbering on about?
Basically, they all know even at a young age they are nothing more but a walking urinal. They Always bring sex / virginity into the equation.
>Lol saying I brought sex/virginity into this first when this faggot did it first
Sorry, but where exactly did he bring sex, ass, or virginity into the equation? All i see is some dumb bitch got uppity and posted that he will never get ass like that one in the picture even though you're as flat as a surfboard; >>26193533
Are you mentally challenged?
> tfw middle school children won't stop texting you and calling you Ashley
> one calls
> later texts you saying they know it's Ashley and you just made your voice deeper
> tfw they ask to borrow your bb shoes
I'm not even ashley
You aren't bots. Get out of my /Drake/ thread
You used to shitpost on my cellphone
Late night when you need my memes
Shitpost on my cellphone
Late night when you need my memes
And I know when that maymay bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that maymay bling
That can only mean one thing
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
If it weren't for you dumb cunts shitting up the board, maybe we could actually vent our problems relating to women here.
Women cannot be lonely.
Women cannot be depressed.
Women cannot have social anxiety.
Women have no reason to come here other than for that sweet, sweet validation their fathers never gave them when they were kids.
Not that anon but while I agree woman can never be romantically lonely you're wrong about everything else.
Also I was the youngest and was daddy's little girl. He even tried making friends for me when I couldn't.
Just remember guys, the people who0 start threads like these, and post in them are people like Mystery.
Women cannot be robots. They are only here for the attention and validation.
Oh, today it begins
I missed them before, but, won't miss them again
I keep having the saaaaaamee dream
And I think that I just realized what it means
>wake up hungover, alarm didn't got off
>work in 40 min
>stomp around house looking for my one good bra
>crappy "nude" color looking dingy
>sniff the cups, smells like sour milk and boiled vinegar
>grab my only other bra
>makes disgusting fat rolls near my armpits and the underwire stabs me in the tit
>run a brush through my greasy hair, apply tactical concealer
>smoke 2 cigarettes instead of eating
>it's a fem"""bot""" thread
EVERY SINCE I LEFT 4CHAN
GOT A REPUTATION FOR YOURSELF NOW
ALL THE NORMIES KNOW AND I FEEL LEFT OUT
>be on period
>squat on the toilet to use the bathroom
>piss and bloody toilet paper collects in jeans
>piss runs down leg
here's why I dont like wearing pants during my time
I don't care. Women being on this board and having the fucking gall to claim equal suffering is like me walking into an amputee support group and saying I deserve to be there because I've twisted my ankle and will be on crutches for two days. It's fucking insulting and demeaning to the people who actually have bigger problems to hear that shit.
Get the fuck off this board, you stupid, empty, boring whores. You have nothing to offer the world and you have nothing to contribute here.
seriously can the rest of you explain the appeal of what is basically roleplaying in this thread
Well first of all you don't know shit about my problems or the things that I've been through in my life.
Second of all I've been on 4chan for over 9 years now so I'm not going anywhere anytime soon unless I kill myself.
This is a cam-whoring thread, you dumb bitch. There is no reason at all where you need to list your gender. You don't see robots creating "male feels threads"
You dumb cunt.
A good pussy would also fix all male problems.
Hey... why don't we all... fix our p-problems?
Some good roleplaying in this thread, the more detailed you are in disgusting descriptions the more people you will rube. However ultimately all of this shit is pointless and of course "women" should be banned from this board. Reddit is for women, r9k is for robots, and any "robot" who claims to be a woman should be banned on sight.
You don't have problems, dumb whore.
>OMG I only got 137 likes on my profile picture, I'm going to kill myself! I mean it, I've got like three Tylenol in my hand right now!
You have no idea what mental anguish is. Disgusting cunt.
>A good pussy would fix all male problems
All my problems will be fixed when I get my paycheck.
That being said, I'd totally bang a fembot as long as she washes her crotch.
I got reddit memes
Got a lotta reddit memes
Gotta lotta fem""bots"" tryna drain me of my energy
Tryna take the waaaayyy from a wizard
Fucking with the kid, and pray for the wizard
I'll lick her stinky B.O. armpits and the idea of a gooey trashcan is kind of hot but it comes with too much gross risks like yeast disease and junk. If it could be unwashed while still be safe to eat, I'd be a-ok with that nasty fujoshi cush.
Why aren't these threads auto-purged? They deleted the manlet thread last night but leave this shit up? Are you serious?
>tfw no fucking black bf
Fuck all of you robots who will call me a coalburner, I want a black bf
Fuck you. I deserve you as my gf. Why do you go after fucking niggers?
>Wants a black bf
I won't be your bf per se but I'll let you send me nudes and see where it goes master baiter.
You're misunderstanding. That is the case. But as men get comfortable, they tend to be more lenient/chill, then the woman respects them less, thus the woman leaves. Which is why I quoted >>26194471 as it shows the cycle perfectly.
It's fucking BS but it's the reality.
Pathetic. You think that proves something? Anyone can get into a mental institution for a few days. It's as easy as calling a hotline and saying you have a plan.
How much attention did your dumb friends give you when they found out you got committed? I bet you felt real good. You're probably a cutter too lmao. Sad, sad attention-seeking roasties. The lengths they'll go to to be seen as snowflakes. It's incredible, the vanity.
You will look at this image and pretend I posted it without text
But >>26194471 is my post. I may have worded it poorly, but the problem is I'm initially attracted to someone I don't respect, but once I get to know and respect them, am no longer attracted to them.
Less respect=more attraction
More respect=less attraction
I don't have friends you moron.
Who calls suicide hotline when they really want to die haha.
I jumped from a bridge but someone pulled me from the water. I live in a shitty small town.
After they released me it's mandatory that I go to out patient treatment. If I don't go they stick me back in.
Bait harder but your insults don't pertain to me.
So you're not able to find a girl you're able to respect attractive?
If most males are like that, they have it rough.
See, that's reasonable.
It's more like, only being attracted to someone "inferior" for lack of better word
>It's more like, only being attracted to someone "inferior" for lack of better word
That's pretty cool. You probably have really low self-esteem and you'd do anything to hide that fact, even from yourself, so you only allow yourself to have relationships with people you think are inferior to you because otherwise you'd be too insecure.
If you fem"bots" are so lonely why do you refuse to date me time and time again? You don't even deserve a bf. Elliot was right about every single one of you.
>Sounds accurate, for the most part.
I have some experience with that sort of thing. You probably need someone who will always let you feel superior to them and who will protect your self-esteem.
When I say that I'm socially inept, I truly mean it. I can't talk to women irl and I would need a girl to approach me if she had any interest. They approach Chad. Why not me? It's unfair. They treat me like such garbage. Fucking neurotypicals. God damn it.
I had such a desperate need to be liked that I once baked a cookie for everyone in my high school then tried to kill myself when someone started a rumor they had ex-lax in them and teachers made me throw the rest away.
Stop masturbating and you'll feel the need to approach women.
>Come across hottest porn
>Hold self back
>Strong primal desire to approach women
You'll get there. Fear of rejection is superseded by need to mate, m8.
That sounds like it would be a pretty shoddy arrangement for the partner, though.
> 5'3, 100 lbs
>good facial structure
Not really that great, but my only two relationships have been with a heroin addict and an underage jew if that gives you any perspective.
>That sounds like it would be a pretty shoddy arrangement for the partner, though.
I found it to be ideal for me because it made me feel useful when she belittled me and so forth. I was happy just to be able to assist her in some way. Where do you live?
I don't know you.
I'm a dick anyway, anon.
I guess that should have been more obvious to me.
>belittled me and so forth
Didn't it both you being thought of as inferior?
>where do you live
the states, texas
>tfw your pants bunch up in your crotch while sitting on the bus and a fold goes right between your flaps, but you can't just satisfyingly yank it out because you're on the bus, so you have to wiggle back and forth to try to shimmy it out, but that just makes it go in deeper and the grinding starts to feel good and you wonder if people noticed
>Didn't it bother you being thought of as inferior?
No. I'm very submissive so I was fine with it, but somehow I also have very solid foundation of self-confidence, so most personal attacks don't bother me at all. I was very happy to be her punching bag.
>I guess that should have been more obvious to me.
We learn something new about ourselves everyday.
I personally prefer submissive women but there are men that prefer dominant women.
>No. I'm very submissive so I was fine with it
How could any man live like that? It's so disgraceful. It's like looking at a neutered newborn puppy. Like the mother dog had scissors in her doggy vagina that just nipped the puppy upon birth.
I think you have the same mindset I had about rejection not too long ago. I'd say just go out somewhere you don't normally go, and talk to girls. I don't mean have a large conversation with them or anything, just some small talk. Go out, make some mistakes, get a little embarrassed, but learn and get used to it. After a while, you'll have been through it all and even if you do say something stupid, it'll roll off because you've already experienced it many times before.
Fix yourself up before you go out though. You're not picking them up but women still like a nicely dressed man.
Then date me pls, I'm in Texas ;_;
Or am I not even an option because I'm non-white and ugly?
Hit me up fembots and robots. Nothung sexual. Just to have a friend if you're lonely and wanna talk.
Nah. I'm pic related. What do you look like anon?
I don't need an Internet relationship though. That does nothing for me. Juse offering friendship to anyone feeling lonely.
>I'm lonely and wish I had been born male
Not in a I want to transition way, but in a... I'd be more accepted into social circles if I had male genitalia instead of female genitalia.
You're probably fat and ugly though. So certainly not thirsty for your butt cheese. This has to be the loneliest place on the Internet and you're here too. Do you need a friend anon?? Someone to talk to and hear where it all went wrong?? I'm here for you.
>live alone with a friend
>we're not dating but we do sexual stuff together and don't mind being naked in front of each other
>his computer is in the living room
>he looks at porn and masturbates out in the open and doesn't care if I see it
>around noon, see him whacking it to SFM porn as usual
>he sees me and asks him to put something in the sink for him
>ask him 'put what in the sink?'
>he says 'this' while pulling me close to him and jerking off audibly faster
>get down on my knees and give him a quick blowjob and he cums in my mouth
>spit out his cum in the bathroom sink
I really don't think I could. I'm trying, all of them make me feel increasingly hopeless about my chances. Despite getting along with some of them they all seem to trigger me really bad in one way or another.
Not to mention the incredibly high amount of fuccbois who don't even understand the concept of "socially awkward".
Seriously, some men can't even process that any woman would feel upset if the light in a place is too white/bright.
Even worse than that, the incredible amount of men who only want to be friends with benefits is upsetting. It's like they're afraid of being friend zoned or still traumatized because of some random ex-girlfriend.
I'm not a normie or a whore. I'm not like that with other guys. He's a long time friend of mine so we're cool like that. I would have only acted like that around my boyfriend or my best friend.
>Be mad you'll never get an ass like this faggot
I don't really wanna disclose information like that yo. But somewhere in Southern Europe, where every guy seems to think women want them to be tanned & bulky. I can't even have a laugh with most of these guys, it's that bad.
>schizo senpai smiled before talking to me
>schizo senpai smiled after talking to me
>I got to see what his room is like briefly
>his room reeks of weed
>tfw can't smoke weed with him
>don't even like weed myself
Depends, do you have any weird fetishes that will surely creep me out right on the first date?
I don't think I should be your anything just because we both live in Southern Europe. Place is pretty huge & stats indicate there's bound to be someone out there who I can relate to who I haven't met on suspicious image boards.
I appreciate your feels though.
>Depends, do you have any weird fetishes that will surely creep me out right on the first date?
>I don't think I should be your anything just because we both live in Southern Europe.
Well, I think so.
I don't think weed causes schizophrenia? Also I found out he's on really, really heavy meds because I'm a top notch stalker.
>tfw got to see him shirtless
He has a bit of chest hair and is skinny fat (I'm assuming due to meds)
I'm not even a lewd person but i've fapped to the image of him shirtless a lot
Drake is such a faggot, the worst part is that this nigger is smart and he chooses to exploit nigger culture so he can make money by talking about drugs him acting tough in a club (lol I would knock his pussy ass out), how he loves women and everything thats wrong with rap, the thing about it is that hes got a good voice and good flow and you know he is SMART enough to rap about bigger and better things yet he chooses money and fame, fucking total faggot
How is the worst part the fact that he's managed to get filthy rich out of exploiting corporate america music? I think it's commendable. I'm jealous, I wish I could give as little fucks as he does.
bonus: he has no social media but I've managed to find his very old facebook, he only has 44 friends, one bad quality picture (which I saved obviously) and edgy heavy metal posts.
I find it really cute when he talks to himself and I managed to sneakily record it once
TRY BEING A HAPA ABOMINATION
Well, we all got our shit to deal with really. I can understand the way you feel but, some asians would kill to have been born black. So I don't know girl, you may just have 0 selfie skills.
Like, step up your lighting game & posing skills (make up won't hurt too). You'll end up (probably) feeling better about yourself.
>bonus: he has no social media but I've managed to find his very old facebook, he only has 44 friends, one bad quality picture (which I saved obviously) and edgy heavy metal posts.
Did you add him?
>TRY BEING A HAPA ABOMINATION
You sound cute 2bh and pretty sure I caught you posting the snags.
I would've added him but he hasn't posted since 2010 so I'm imagining he doesnt go there anymore which is good.
>You sound cute 2bh
t-thank you anon
I know, I really wish I could help him and cook for him and make the suffering stop ;_;