>Why are you so quite anon?
>when are you going back to classes?
I get this every lunch break. All I'm trying to do is relax and eat my sandwich when some coworker feels the need to say this to me. All I do is say "I'm trying to relax." Then point to the screeching sheboons huddled around the only other table in the break room and anyone who asks that question instantly understands.
Lunch breaks are a time to let off some of the pressure of the day, not to wind yourself up even more with needlessly hyped conversation.
>mfw it's only the women that ask me that
>mfw every other guy in the office either does the same thing as me or chills with his buds while eating lunch, but I'm the only one that ever gets asked
>mfw it's because apparently I "have the face of a murderer"
I came here to make fun of these posts.
but in the end these posts made me feel.
>Why are you so quiet anon? Do your parents beat you or something? *starts laughing*
and normies wonder why people shoot up schools
>sitting with group of people
>conversation starts to die down
>OKAY ONE TIME I WAS FUCKING THIS GIRL
>know at that very moment someone will ask whether or not im a virgin
Nu. But I will say I can see it in my neutral face. Deep-set dark eyes and a sort-of low brow with inward turned eyebrows make me potentially look pissed. I just don't want to have to constantly put on a fake smile like pic related to please normies who are uncomfortable with my regular face.
>not looking at people right in the eye and telling them the truth (using 10 dollar words to make sure they don't pull gay ass questions again) like it's nothing
Fucking failed normies, all of you.
WHY DO THEY ASK THAT
I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ILLICIT SUCH A RESPONSE
BEING A FUN
>You play video games? Do you even like... Make friends, do you have a life?
Christ. The last time someone asked me this I almost started crying in front of the class. How do people even expect you not to break down after you said they're a waste of space?
>Why don't you talk to anyone
Fuck. I want to tell the people I know what I'm feeling.
I want to share some kind of emotion to them, to ask for help.
To say anything, to show any emotion.
But I can't. I can't tell anyone because I back out every time. I'm just not feeling up to it, I'm tired, is all, just not having a good day.
I want to feel something, anything.
But I can't.
>why are you so quiet
I know that feel OP.
My personal favorite was when my 5th grade teacher claimed I "had the face of a tyrant". What the fuck? I mean I wasn't even an adolescent yet and this bitch hated me and made it known, all because she didn't like my face? This is just one example of many.
It's a real fucking wonder I don't like people.
>Alright, everyone organize yourselves into groups for this project
>"Why is your taste in [medium] so weird?"
>try to say it's not weird
>tfw you know they'll never be persuaded
>try to say you don't like pleb shit
>tfw can't think of a way to say this and not sound snobby
>try to say you just like what you like
>tfw can't help but sound like an edgelord asshole
>i don't love you anymore
i really wish i never fell in love. falling in love with a girl and thinking she's your soulmate and imagining your whole lives together, then having her say she doesn't love you anymore is the most painful thing i've ever experienced. i wouldn't wish it on anyone.
i would honestly rather go my entire life without love then fall in love with who you believe is your soulmate, only to have them break your heart.
>"Well eventually when you've had enough of the mainstream stuff you branch outside and find some really neat things. Here, listen to/watch/play this and tell me what you think."
Literally that easy.
>I love you, but as a best friend
heard this one tonight, just took some painkillers and muscle relaxers to cope
I got hit with this one time, after constantly turning down women and turning down my "friends" trying to set me up with girls who were basically walking red flags.
I shut them down with one line;
>Don't get your hopes up, fuccboi.
Gotta stay on your toes and talk shit.
>not looking at people right in the eye and telling them the truth
I tried the honest truth tactic once, straight out telling people I'm a KHHV who's just inept at social skills and has depression and social anxiety. It didn't work too well. It's honestly better to just awkwardly lie or avoid the questions about these things.
not those anons, but imagine the best feeling in the world and then knowing you'll never being able to have that feeling again. An equally ubiquitous saying is "ignorance is bliss"
>don't you get bored being by yourself all the time ?
Truth is I do get really bored that I end up lying on my bed staring at the ceiling for hours or going out on walks by myself to relieve stress. My flatmates are real nice and invite me to stuff all the time but I always turn them down because I'm too scared. Kills me inside knowing how much of a beta I am, how my family would be disappointed and how much fun I could be having
>You're always so quiet, anon!
>Talk to us! Tell us what you like to do.
>"So anon, you got a girlfriend yet???"
>Tell us what you like to do.
I look at this picture.
I think about telling the truth for shock value.
Right now in this moment.
But I know, with almost ctrystal clarity I would clam up like fucking quicksand if it happened in person.
Nobody likes you anon, why don't you just go sit by yourself
>tfw this time i get to say "yes" and show them a picture of my qt short chubby gf who's 2 years older than me but really nice and doting
*do my happy dance*
What the fuck is this .gif top fucking kek
Yeah I get what they're saying but it still isn't cool. Some chick called me an oreo last week. Haven't heard that since elementary school desu. Besides you can be none of those and still not be considered "white". It's just my voice and the way I dress really. It's more of a
>i see you as less confident and masculine/athletic
So not much of a compliment.
Just be happy
pisses me off so fucking bad
Don't worry, blackbro. I'm confident and athletic (pic related), but I also dress normally and speak like I have some sense. Guess what? I still get that "white black guy" shit. Only difference is that I'm probably much more severe in responding to it than you are, which helps a bit.
If you just want something easy to say, just say something like "I'm sorry that an educated black man is so alien and radical to you, but I'm sure you'll get used to it." It's cringeworthy, but it works more than you'd think.
my fucking god this is too real
>"The problem is, your broken, and I don't want to waste my time picking up pieces that my not come back together. Goodbye anon."
>someone tells me this
>others immediately disagree and defend me saying that I'm funny as fuck
>fucker who tried to put me down looks confused and dejected
That feeling of vindication was so fucking amazing. You have no idea.
isn't that a complement?
when i was 10 or so a girl told me
>you have a heart of stone
>why not ice?
>even ice melts
at that age, a turbo beta virgin, and already had a killer's aura, haha... ha...
on multiple occasions. and the answer is yes. i have always been male. i just have a girly face is all.
i grew a beard over the winter and i still got called ma'am by a cashier ;_;
>just say anon, we're all friends here
>You never reveal anything about yourself
>thats worrying, anon
got all of these from my best friend in the past two weeks
i just don't like talking about myself is that so bad
>history teacher does this for a review game
>be me, boring guy
>don't partner up just sit still
>teacher decides to just let me compete by myself
>everyone else studies to prepare
> I do nothing
>oh hey I know this
>shakily raise hand
>stutter out the answer
> go on a roll, BTFO the entire class in my one man group
>get massive extra credit points
>tfw this is the biggest achievement in my entire worthless life
wanted to go to uni for history but it's useless. I wasn't born for this era
>I like to chop up bodies xD
that's you, right? The Tripfag with the ideations. or have you acted on it yet? is your name a code for something gruesome?
>You remind me of the guy from postal 2 anon.
if you've been with a girl who's not very self-aware, you'll realize that she thinks her life is a movie...on a different level from robots, that is. she'll "script" it with all the cliches from her romcoms and try to say what she thinks she's supposed to say
people don't usually talk shit to my face. I have no idea why, I'm a scrawny beta and I don't have access to guns. Maybe they just feel sorry for me, I am in Canada after all
It's mostly just variations of
>are you ok? You look sad
What really gets to me is stuff they say behind my back when they think I don't notice
>who's this faggot
>what's he doing here
>why is he here
>hahahha look at him
Why not? I've been browsing r9k since before it came Ree Central. It was just people shooting the shit and posting fun green text stories back then.
>So what do you do?
Exist. Survive. Take up space. Use other's resources. Procrastinate. Eat. Fap. Shit. Sleep.
But most of all, I hide. I hide from responsibility, truth, people, and my growing loneliness.
I had the reverse in my school.
>Be the history buff.
>Everyone wants to do history group projects with me just cause I know so much.
>Other than that, not a lot of people want to hang out with me.
>You look so scary, anon!
How the fuck are you supposed to respond to this?
Who the fuck says that to someone's face you heartless bitch?
>yfw murderers turn out to be quite handsome
It's a compliment you cuck
>our country proudly welcomes poor Syrian refugees who dindu nuffin and are victims of a conflict. They will definitely not gonna stab you or rape your women, goy
Or something along those lines.
>wanted to go to uni for history but it's useless
whats useless? Go study it if its fun for your.
I have a degree in history and it was the most interesting and thought provoking thing i couldve possibly studied
>tfw i still went for an engl lit masters instead
Except not being able to talk to people is not a failed normie trait, it's straight up robotic. Being a failed normie means that you're somewhat socially acceptable but you failed to fit in because of a minor yet important fuck up, it's pretty much a step below normiedom. He was basically calling us normies because we weren't confident enough to spill the truth, and that doesn't make sense at all.
two roasties come up to you
>hey anon do you think _____ is cute?
and then before you can say anything, the girl laughs in your face and says "ewww no'.
i hate this one. because sometimes i don't think about anything. so when i say nothing, it suspicious. then they press the issue. then they think i have something to hide. then they wonder what it is. then their imagination starts to run. then i'm a depressed pedo serial killer who wants to go on a shooting spree. all because i wasn't thinking about anything.
>anon how could you get a girlfriend with a face like sid the sloth?
still haunts me
>tfw i can relate to all of these
>"I want you to tell the class the name and one interest or hobby that the person next to you enjoys"
>>26197186 yes, this obscured memory boosts my ego. i wish i remember the details, but i think i had just approached a group who was watching some kids play soccer and it was a sheboon who said it, particular school, i think i said something about death or injury
watch mean with that senpai?
One from my childhood:
>"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
I don't even have to be in trouble when it's said, I'd feel sick hearing this.
lmao fucking obliterated you
learn how to keep your lips closed, subhuman
>insulting and projectng this hard on /r9k
>"Ugh, what's your problem, anon?"
>you looks like someone who just takes a wrong stare to get a problem
-a blackbot when we where 14 after i asked
>why don't i get bullied despise being a skinny white scrawny faggot?
What could this mean?
>tell a funny joke in class
>everyone laughs including teacher
>that one roastie that used to bully me says "wow I didnt know that guy had emotions"
>everyone looks at her with disapproval and call her mean
I still felt like shit but thanks for the help guys
>"Okay okay. Would you fuck, marry, or kill Anon?"
>"Me? With Anon? Ewwww, he's so fucking gross! Not in a million years!"
>"Yeah, you're right, he's such a creep."
>"Yep, he can get catch AIDS."
It sounds like some shitty /r9k/ greentext, but this actually happened when I was on a bus ride home in 8th grade, when a bunch of girl classmates were talking about guys behind me.
I looked over the bus seat and asked them why would they say something so screwed up. They all looked like they just saw an axe murderer, and didn't say a word, they wouldn't even apologize. I just sat back down and didn't say anything, wondering if I was really that ugly.
The worst part is that they wouldn't even speak to me in class for the rest of the school year, like I was about to pull out a shotgun and start mulching people or something.
Is an apology too much to ask?
>bigass bully fuck trips me in the hallways during my sophomore year while I'm carrying some books and papers
>land on my face, everything goes spilling everywhere
>several students start laughing, including bully
>as bully turns around I toss a locker lock at the back of his head
>hits him hard enough to bleed
>several rounds of disapproving "Ooooohhhh"'s
>"What the fuck, anon?! Lighten up!"
>"Ugh, what's your problem, anon?"
>cue bully stomping around me huffing and puffing like he's going to beat me up
>eventually he grunts "That's what I thought."
>Is an apology too much to ask?
yes, normies are entitled, and woman have less empathy than a chiuld, should had hit them
holy hell that's what niggers do! i shouldn't be suprised but, reading like that from a brother, fucking damn normies are tribal subhuman.
but you won that day anon, you bleed the bully and didn't bleed yourself, you are on the right path.
>okay let's go around the room and introduce ourselves!
almost had a panic attack just typing that f a m
and the last time I had to do it was 3 years ago before I dropped out after two months
This just happened last month. Still hurts me inside
>At a bar because 2nd month of unsuccessful job search
>girl from high school is also at the bar, but having fun
>bar empties out, she walks through and sees me
>"oh! Hey anon! It's so nice to see you going out again"
>going out again
>i didnt think words could actually hurt me until they did
I think I was 15 at the time. Im not a manlet but was extremely shy and neurotic. Also had severe sleep deprivation and people would call me stoner despite never ever trying drugs.
Not really a sentence but it chills me to the core when a normie makes a joke off how you spaced out or quiet you're being. If they're gonna force us to be alone why do they make fun of us for it?
>tfw nobody fucking stands up for you
Trust me, you don't want to know, it's the fucking worst. I barely ever got bullied or anything and I kinda felt the same and wondered what it would be like if someone even noticed me. All this sudden negative attention gave me these terrible chills in my stomach. You get this grave feeling of being mistaken or infinitely unworthy of everything. Having people pick on me for no reason was so demeaning and it's 100x worse when nobody will defend you. Feels suicidal man.
>years ago in high school
>complete loner with no friends
>sitting in spanish class
>principal who was a total bitch to me earlier that day makes an announcement on the intercom
>i mutter "no one cares" under my breath
>some asshole nigger sitting in front of me turns around and just starts going off on me
>tells me to shut the fuck up and no one likes me
>he just keeps going on
>tells me i'm a friendless loser and he'll kick my ass
>entire class gets quiet and watches
>teacher watches without saying anything
I vaguely remember trying to defend myself, but no clue what I said. Pretty sure I just made things worse by spilling spaghetti. I remember the looks on everyone faces though. It was a mix between pity, agreement, and sadistic enjoyment out of the situation. I really fucking hate people so much. This isn't even the worst story, I have so many that I remember from time to time. I wish I stood up for myself more, I wish I had fought back.
>>teacher watches without saying anything
>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything
are you "1st" worlder, burgerbro?
>Be in a group while other people are talking to each other
>"Why aren't you talking to the people around you?"
I've had this said to me many times by my mother and once from a friend who invited me to his house for a party. I think these people are in cahoots or something. I just have nothing to say.
>means u look like a school shooter
is that good?
>"stop messaging me Anon, I have someone else now and I'm finally happy"
>in uni seminar
>this one stacey bitch half jokingly asks if I'm a serial killer out loud for the class to hear
it was half jokingly obviously so it's not like I could defend myself without taking everything too seriously. I just did the beta thing and ignored her which caused an awkward silence. It hurt like hell though
kek anon I'm the same way. I was surprised I wasn't bullied in school, and the only "friends" I had didn't feel like friends because they never joked with me like they did to each other. My only guess is that we look like school shooters and would kill someone for rubbing us the wrong way. feels bad
>would kill someone for rubbing us the wrong way
how does that feels bad? we above alphas
ln my first week of collegue, a tall chad pushed a chair on me
>he glances at me
>remove leg next time
>can't if you pushing that shit with no warning
>He looks back, no in my face
> ah s-sorry
>gives me a thumbs up and says K
>they all look at you and expect you to react as wildly as they all did when someone said something funny
>slowly they all leave until it's you and one person
>they tell you they gotta go to the bathroom
>nobody ever comes back
I just added this girl from high school on facebook because I couldn't sleep tonight
it only took 5 years, and she hasn't even used facebook since last year so I can't tell if she met someone yet
what if she rejects or ignores it, or replies "why did you add me?"
I solved a lot of these by getting jacked.
I can either give short answers like
>Why are you so quite, anon?
Don't know, I just always have been
I just kept to myself since I was a kid
And girls still want to keep talking to be as opposed to just saying "Oh, alright, later then!" And walking off
The amount of questions and nose dived, people ask me what I do a lot and I just say "Weight Training and Video games really" and laugh.
The keeping big muscles and lean body fat had helped massively.
Suddenly it's perfectly acceptable for me to spend all day playing vidya because I lift for 20 minutes, 3 days a week.
People have gone from thinking of me as "Dork, nerd, looser and shut in" to thinking of me as "Dork :3, Nerd xD, looser <( ' ' <) and shut in <3"
>>when was the last time you just shot off into a void?
the hell that even mean?
>Group behind me in class diacussing hotness and whatnot
>"Ugh anon is so ugly. HEY anon why don't you move to the back of the class, can't stand looking at you"
>laughter from group as I start going
>Chad puts hand on shoulder and stops me
>"Why are you moving? Ignore those fucks. Hey Denise why don't get that shitty ass moleface looked at before saying shit"
>other Chad chimes in"And the rest of you look like fucking hyenas, why don't get those God damn teeth checked before you kill us with that shitty look"
>Class going oooh and some snickering
>Chad sits next to me and no one fucks with me for the rest of school years
The one time Chad had stood up for me. Wish there were more people like Adam and Chance.
I thanked him once with a note. During free hour he tells me how he used to be bullied and promised not to let anyone else get bullied if he could stop it.
Hope things went well for him
So glad people don't talk shit to me in person for whatever reason, probably because I'm black or something and can "disguise" my voice so I don't sound like a white guy. The last time people were cruel to me was when I worked retail
>why don't you just make new friends anon?
you think i would be wandering around alone if i was able to do that slut?
This is what happens when high school friends try to talk to me.
Guess you might find it hard to believe considering all the shitposting,lies and whatnot on here, don't blame ya either. But not much hope here, failed wagie killing myself with college courses
>need to signup up on college website for assignment
>need 2 signups to start task since it is a group assignment
>week before deadline someone signs up with me
>Lazy guy that barely comes to lectures
Ended with me doing almost everything.
>People had over a months time and no one signed up with me
Guess I just put people off for some reason.
>"It will get better."
Yeah, not falling for that one again.
that must have sucked dude, I made you a postal hijak to make you feel better.
10001 hours in GIMP with an edit
>My friend thinks you're really cute do you want to go out with her?
>what about your friends
Y-yeah, what about t-them...
>everyone has a purpose in this world
I think myself as a broken goods. The statistical error which shouldnt happen.
>I just have nothing to say
Exactly how I feel most of the time when I end up in a group or crowd.
I just want to leave at that point, there is nothing to gain for me.
>Implying words are worse than awkward silence after you make some fucked up joke
>*said as loud as someone can possibly be without outright shouting* Why do you have trouble making eye contact Anon? Do you have autism or something *laughs hysterically*
I'm was just trying to focus on my classwork normie
>I think you're (cute/hot/sexy/etc.)
pls leave me alone
because it's usually coming from a total stranger. i'm very shy around people I don't know so immediately blush and stammer out a thank you and try to get away as quickly as possible after that.
>tell girl your age (21)
>oh wow, i thought you where like 17
its the rare things like this in life man
I literally turned 18 the 30th of January and it doesn't bother me in the slightest unless someone asks. You have low standards for considering yourself a loser.
I'll bet that 20% of guys haven't kissed a girl before they're 18.
>Anon, why do you have 746 pictures of cartoon frogs on your computer?
>"I'm assigning partners to everyone. Stacey, you work with anon."
>"Eww I don't want to work with him."
>do you remember [thing you did when you were drunk]?
if i do, i wish i didn't, and if i don't, i don't want to now.
this is why I lie and tell girls I'm 13 and how hard middle school is and then some more bullshit about whatever content i think they teach in middle school is blowing my mind and they giggle and pussies get wet
>Also, you have to give a presentation about it in front of the class.
This always killed me.
come on bro. women, especially girls can be way cruel but you shouldnt let it mess with you. you should have just given them a taste of their own medicine and commented on some physical flaw of theirs. you'd be surprised how insecure hot women can be
Not really. Mainstream is just what is generally seen by many people with little investment in the scene. The only way someone would think you're being snobby from saying "Mainstream" is if they're an idiot (a possibility, I admit), or if you say it in a condescending way.
>anon doesn't have a work group, who wants to add anon to your group??
Least your "friend" talks to you.
I'm also completely monotone
I've voice acted for robots in animation projects
My boss keeps telling me I'll get fired if I don't sound happier.
Wish that nigger would, then I'd fuck his wife and kill his daughters.
I know, but I've been told my whole life that "you're not a real black guy".
So I got /fit/ and now I knock out anyone who says it to me.
Hadn't happened in a while, since I'm a shut in virgin autist, but high school was brutal.
>tfw didn't get in trouble cus I pulled the race card
I hope you have a swell Tuesday.
When I kill myself, I'll tell god to send you a qt virgin gf
If some old bitch or someone in my family tells me I'm ''good looking'' when I know I'm not and they are obviously lying or delusional
How the fuck can you say that shit after all the things they told me in school
It's not bone chilling but I get seriously pissed off
>go on /r9k/
>brag about social skills
>"what do you do in your spare time anon?"
>"not much, usually just play computer games and jack off to lesbians all day"
>"oh u haha very funny joke anon"
>"yeah j..joke hehe.."
>"yeah j..joke hehe.."
Then why were you getting nervous anon? The last post is full of shit and you know it.
> oh my god, he is so short xDDD
> fuck off, loser
> no one cares about what you have to say
>my dad went on 20 minute tirades every day over nothing whenever I saw him
>the only way I got through it was staring him in the eyes and zoning out.
>Making eye contact makes me feel uneasy and uncomfortable now because I connect it with being in trouble.
>How many relationships have you been in
I literally had to make shit up on the spot.
>We will go around the room and everyone introduce themselves
>normie stacey lab tutor decides to do this shitty game involving having to swap little details about yourself with other strangers for an introduction
>questions are questions that are literally are you a normie quiz
Fuck me I know this feel. My friends will come up to me at house parties and some shit like "Hey, that girl over there was trying to talk to you". The most they'll get out of me is something like "neat", as I proceed to not socialize with anyone but the same few people. I don't even want to be there ;_;
>Girl at party asks me this
>think "holy shit it's happening"
>say "no, why?"
>she replies "because you haven't hit on me yet"
>know it's on
>30 min later we're making out in a corner
how I went from kv to still v
THIS ANON KNOWS. Fucking christ almighty every party/ social event always becomes a conversation about who has done what with a girl. Then comes them talking to my oneitis about what her ex grease bag scum of a bf did to her. Fingering and eating her out, it turns out.
I can relate to this. I legitimately look like sid the sloth and I have a picture of sid next the whiteboard at my office desk.
My coworkers placed it there.
every time i hear about sid the sloth all I can think of is the picture of the guy who blew his brains out with a shotgun and his head ended up looking exactly like sid the sloth
I have quite a few Frank stories saved up desu, just waiting for a nice /comfy/ thread to post them in. I think I remember that infograph comparing Chads who became Chads via doing what r9k thinks Chads do, and Chads (Franks) that are just popular because they're nice, friendly, attractive normies.
You know when people are just straight up rude to you you can always just respond like pic related instead of retreating to the nearest dark corner and bursting intro treats.
Jesus this reminds me of this one time in my Bio lab where the class was pairing up with another person for simulated sex (literally just mixing fluids from test tubes) in order to demonstrate how STDs can transfer between people. Everyone paired up and I was the only one left. The professor saw me and asked the class if anyone would pity me and have (simulated) sex with me. Eventually some Stacy approached me and did the experiment without so much of a look at me.
>why couldn't I get one of the normal ones?
>pass by group of girls
>are you good at ANYTHING?
N-no...thanks for asking...
Nah man. Honesty will get you further than lying like a true loser. You too should just stop giving a shit about people's opinion. It's good for your health.
>last post full of shit
Are you seriously trying to bully people over a japanese imageboard? Lol step your game up fag
>are you angry anon?
I wasn't before
who else /restingbitchface/
>You look like you could slit someone's throat
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>On MSN back in the day
>Brother barges in the room messages a girl saying I like her on my account
>She replies with the barfy face emoji
I don't even have anything to say, so I'll just say this so the robot won't bitch at me, but just so you know I'm just sitting here hurting
>why did your mom just drop you off, dont you drive yet anon?
How is this such a hard thing to say?
literally what happened today
stopped coming to this place for months, things looked bright, until today
>a bunch of friends invite me for a beer first time in my life
>keep refusing, telling them I'll just break their mojo, they'll have more fun without me there
>drag me anyway because they are good guys trying to make me feel welcome or something
>start by "did you just mumble and blush ordering that drink?"
>they bring up fun experiences and sex and whatever
>ultimately drop the "oh anon, you've really never had a gf?", "there's always prostitutes"
>tfw everything's just my fault
and here I am again
it's like my robot self burst out guns blazing once I entered that bar and now feel more fucked up than ever
I'm still panicking about it
>So what do you do for a living?
I'M FUCKING ALIVE ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO CARES HOW I GET MONEY REEEEEEE
Ive come to the realization that it doesnt matter at all what the fuck you say but completely how you say it. You could say youre a KV but be confident about it and people will still look up to you.
[Seeing family for Christmas and have to deal with my douchebag stepfather]
[Don't like going because of x reason but I want to see my mother and little brother]
[Asks me to come into the family room]
>Why aren't you paying more of the bills anon
>Where do you see yourself in five years
>Do you think the job that you have right now is going to last?
>Don't you feel sorry for your family for having to pay for you
>Do you have a girlfriend yet anon *snicker*
[Mother stays quiet and looks away from me the whole time]
Here's the worst thing. I pay literally all the bills except one, I have a job that I enjoy a lot to the point that it's my dream (though I know I won't stay forever), I am a graduate school graduate, I have never done anything criminally wrong in my life, I have accomplished many of my personal goals some that not even he has done, I have no debt and I live my life day to day earnestly. He'll never see me as anything other than that wimpy kid in high school though
But I could forgive that, all of that, if it wasn't for the fact that he always asks that girlfriend question and he always gets that retarded smile on his face. It sickens me and pisses me off.
>"you're so short anon!"
>"you look like a girl anon!"
>"why don't you hit the gym anon?"
>"your hair is too long anon!"
>"why don't you hang out with your friends anon?"
>"go outside anon!"
>"you're so pale anon!"
just leave me alone
owe ppl muni
>being looked for
>get caught and beat up against building
>keeps happening for a week untill i eventually give him 5$
>gets gun from friend
>oh no u dont
>day after get shot at and intencifies
>stays at aunts crib now dont even go back there
>go back home next week
>sees x with friends in the keyfood parking lot
>shoots x and doesnt get seen
>wow everything went better than i expected
>next week hear roomers that it might of been me who shot him
>kid had mad enimes dont care
>run to the hommies
>hommies held it down
>suddenly hear kid with the hommies too
>avoids everyone and leaves borough entirely
>at park and sees x
This situation right here is why I'm a 26 KV, I'd rather not go through shit like this
>So did you get a girl yet?
Guy I sort of knew in high school asked me this a few months ago, I was immediately sorry I asked him if he needed any help (I work in a grocery store)
I don't fear this question, but I come to regret it after, when I start going on about bands or stuff normies don't care about. i get this high while I'm talking and after some time i realize that they don't give a shit, so I just go
I know that feel man somstimes I think of replying honestly and saying that I drop my spaghetti harder than chris brown drops rihanna but then I realize how autistic tyat would sound.
Did this. Told my onitis that her tits were small as a bitter reprimand for her talking about her bf feeling em even though she knows I like her. She just responds with a comment on how much her bf liked them.
Fuck me, I'm done with this life
>say something anon
>talk man, talk
>do you speak English
>do you even have friends
everywhere I go, people fucking ask me these stupid things, I'm not even safe anymore
Literally just have to talk down to cunts like that, anon. They get their power by doing that to other people.
>"Are you a serial killer, anon?"
>Why would you ask me that?
Put them on the defensive and take the moral high ground, watch them scramble. You should be able to out-banter a Stacy easy and make her look like an autist with even a little bit of practice
>Are you okay?
>Why do you always look like you're in pain?
>You're so weird.
>tfw people used to say this almost always after they untied your shoe or stole your water bottle
>don't know if i was in the right to tell them to fuck off
>So, I'm moving
Had this happen on two occasions, two people I considered to be my best friends at the time. Talking with them online only kept me connected for a while until we grew apart, or they just lost interest in me. I guess it's my fault for always just having one close friend. Can't even make friends at my college cause i'm too quiet. Sorry for ranting, just had to get this shit off my chest at some point.
Just fuck my shit up
godammit fuck shit
It also doesn't help that I have a voice reminiscent of a tuba