Bone Chilling Sentences

I'm not really that anon actually.

>"go up to the front and tell us about yourself anon"

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>Loosen up a little!

Silence is the worst though.

Why do you always look so sad?

>>26193255
>can you explain what you did on the board?
Why did you have to say that? No one listens to me anyone, they always laugh at me.

>>26193255
>dad says can I see what 4chan is.
>what is robot9001 anon?

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>>26193255
>when are you going back to classes?

>>26193255

>Who's daddy's little angle?

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>>26193255
> you have to find a job

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>just stop you're not funny, anon

>"Is it seriously that small? I cant do this I feel like Ill be fucking a middleschooler".
t. Hooker

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>>26193255
I get this every lunch break. All I'm trying to do is relax and eat my sandwich when some coworker feels the need to say this to me. All I do is say "I'm trying to relax." Then point to the screeching sheboons huddled around the only other table in the break room and anyone who asks that question instantly understands.

Lunch breaks are a time to let off some of the pressure of the day, not to wind yourself up even more with needlessly hyped conversation.

>mfw it's only the women that ask me that
>mfw every other guy in the office either does the same thing as me or chills with his buds while eating lunch, but I'm the only one that ever gets asked
>mfw it's because apparently I "have the face of a murderer"

>have you always been a boy, anon?

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>>26193548
2 reel 4 me

>>26193582
Post pic pls just on case

>>26193255
>You aren't gay, are you?

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>anon have you even had your first kiss?

Hey anon, you got a grillfriend?
If I had one, I'd fucking tell you, wouldn't I? Piss off, and let me live my own life.

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>>26193580
How small is it anon?

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>>26193670
>>26193648
>>26193548
>>26193522
>>26193462
>>26193378
>>26193302
I came here to make fun of these posts.
but in the end these posts made me feel.
;__;

>>26193670

What does this image even imply??

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>Why are you so quiet anon? Do your parents beat you or something? *starts laughing*

and normies wonder why people shoot up schools

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>sitting with group of people
>conversation starts to die down
>OKAY ONE TIME I WAS FUCKING THIS GIRL
>know at that very moment someone will ask whether or not im a virgin

>>26193696
depersonalization methinks

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>>26193647
Nu. But I will say I can see it in my neutral face. Deep-set dark eyes and a sort-of low brow with inward turned eyebrows make me potentially look pissed. I just don't want to have to constantly put on a fake smile like pic related to please normies who are uncomfortable with my regular face.

>not looking at people right in the eye and telling them the truth (using 10 dollar words to make sure they don't pull gay ass questions again) like it's nothing

Fucking failed normies, all of you.

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>>26193648

TOO
MANY
TIMES


WHY
WHY DO THEY ASK THAT
I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO ILLICIT SUCH A RESPONSE
IM JUST
BEING A FUN
TALKATIVE
AND RELAXED
PERSON

>You're cold anon. Cold to the bone.

>>26193648
No coworkers, I'm not. Just because I don't go into vivid detail about girls I'd like to fuck, or my lack of sexual experience, does not mean I want to fuck men. Fuck sakes.

>>26193458
>letting your parents know about 4chan
a u t i s m

>You play video games? Do you even like... Make friends, do you have a life?
Christ. The last time someone asked me this I almost started crying in front of the class. How do people even expect you not to break down after you said they're a waste of space?

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>>26193255
>What are you thinking about?

>>26193255
>you guys will pick a partner to do this assignment with

fucking sent chills up my spine just thinking back to high school

>>26193917
Most people usually have balls. Try growing some. You probably still tried to be nice to the "person" who asked you that. Stop that.

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>Why don't you talk to anyone
Fuck. I want to tell the people I know what I'm feeling.
I want to share some kind of emotion to them, to ask for help.
To say anything, to show any emotion.
But I can't. I can't tell anyone because I back out every time. I'm just not feeling up to it, I'm tired, is all, just not having a good day.
I want to feel something, anything.
But I can't.

>>26193548
This has only happened once or twice in my life that I can remember, but god fucking DAMN did it hurt.
>>26193682
5x5"

>>26193255
>why are you so quiet
I know that feel OP.

My personal favorite was when my 5th grade teacher claimed I "had the face of a tyrant". What the fuck? I mean I wasn't even an adolescent yet and this bitch hated me and made it known, all because she didn't like my face? This is just one example of many.

It's a real fucking wonder I don't like people.

>>26194152
5 inches by five inches? not bad
cuboid dicks are the best

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>Alright, everyone organize yourselves into groups for this project

>>26194172
I know eh? I'm only one inch below average in length and average in circumference and she said that, fucking broke me.

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>"Why is your taste in [medium] so weird?"
>try to say it's not weird
>tfw you know they'll never be persuaded
>try to say you don't like pleb shit
>tfw can't think of a way to say this and not sound snobby
>try to say you just like what you like
>tfw can't help but sound like an edgelord asshole

>>26193883
>They saw me giggling on my phone
>I took a piss
>leave phone
>father grabs phone
>leaves toilet
>father is giggling on my phone
>ohfuck.jpg

my autism has nothing to do with dis

>>26193497
>angle
TOPKEK

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>i don't love you anymore

i really wish i never fell in love. falling in love with a girl and thinking she's your soulmate and imagining your whole lives together, then having her say she doesn't love you anymore is the most painful thing i've ever experienced. i wouldn't wish it on anyone.

i would honestly rather go my entire life without love then fall in love with who you believe is your soulmate, only to have them break your heart.

>>26193255
Whoa the word quite looks wierd as fuck when you read it op

>>26194284
This. Everyone here wants to find a mate, but man... if I never felt this either, I would be much better off.

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>>26193497
>>26194269
Daddy loves his little angle

>you're mumbling

>Guys, look! Anon browses 4chan!
I mean, it hasn't happened yet. But shit would get awkward really fast.

>>26194245
>"Well eventually when you've had enough of the mainstream stuff you branch outside and find some really neat things. Here, listen to/watch/play this and tell me what you think."

Literally that easy.

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>I love you, but as a best friend

heard this one tonight, just took some painkillers and muscle relaxers to cope

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>>26193648
>>26193855

I got hit with this one time, after constantly turning down women and turning down my "friends" trying to set me up with girls who were basically walking red flags.

I shut them down with one line;

>Don't get your hopes up, fuccboi.

Gotta stay on your toes and talk shit.

>>26194388
>when you've had enough of that mainstream stuff
>implying that doesn't sound snobby

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>>26193255
>you're the whitest black guy i've ever met
JUST

>>26193750
>Being able to interact with people without any problems
No, anon, you're the normie.

>>26193750
>not looking at people right in the eye and telling them the truth

I tried the honest truth tactic once, straight out telling people I'm a KHHV who's just inept at social skills and has depression and social anxiety. It didn't work too well. It's honestly better to just awkwardly lie or avoid the questions about these things.

>>26194334
that's a cute

>>26194284
>>26194327

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you normies not familiar with the expression "Tis better to have loved and lost..."?

>you should find someone and be happy, anon! you're going to turn off someday.

>>26193696
feels control you

>>26194527
Lets break that down. To be black means to be:

>violent
>criminal
>uneducated
>hateful
>unintelligent
>racist

He is saying you are NONE of those things.

>>26194588
not those anons, but imagine the best feeling in the world and then knowing you'll never being able to have that feeling again. An equally ubiquitous saying is "ignorance is bliss"

>What do you do for fun?
>Do you have a girl friend?
>Are you gay?
>Why are you so awkward?

>>26194366

>that one friend/acquaintance that keeps looking at what you're trying to do the computer
>try to hide it
>ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING WRONG ANON LOL


FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT

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>don't you get bored being by yourself all the time ?

Truth is I do get really bored that I end up lying on my bed staring at the ceiling for hours or going out on walks by myself to relieve stress. My flatmates are real nice and invite me to stuff all the time but I always turn them down because I'm too scared. Kills me inside knowing how much of a beta I am, how my family would be disappointed and how much fun I could be having

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>You're always so quiet, anon!
>Talk to us! Tell us what you like to do.

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>So what do you do?

I can only lie for so long

>what did you do over the weekend?
or the classic nightmare fuel
>Is everything okay? You seem sad lately.
I got both of these yesterday, in the span of two hours

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>"So anon, you got a girlfriend yet???"

EVERY
FUCKING
FAMILY
GATHERING

>>26194698
What a compliment, dang.
kek

>>26193255
>you're not being funny, anon
unorignal comment means that other anons know this feel

>>26194968
>Tell us what you like to do.
I look at this picture.
I think about telling the truth for shock value.
Right now in this moment.

But I know, with almost ctrystal clarity I would clam up like fucking quicksand if it happened in person.
Fuck.

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Nobody likes you anon, why don't you just go sit by yourself

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>>26195219
>tfw this time i get to say "yes" and show them a picture of my qt short chubby gf who's 2 years older than me but really nice and doting
*do my happy dance*

>>26193255
>>26193497

I see what you both did there
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>>26195275
Hmmm.
Leave.

>>26195275
What the fuck is this .gif top fucking kek
>>26195243
>>26194698
Yeah I get what they're saying but it still isn't cool. Some chick called me an oreo last week. Haven't heard that since elementary school desu. Besides you can be none of those and still not be considered "white". It's just my voice and the way I dress really. It's more of a
>i see you as less confident and masculine/athletic
So not much of a compliment.

>all these normies talking about being in class and school

you think you're robot? hahahahahahahahaha fucking normies

>>26195317
Ahh, so it's a "stab" then?

>you should be more sociable

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Just be happy

>REEEEEEEEEEEE

pisses me off so fucking bad

>>26195397
yeah i guess so. something like that.

i heard that countless times as kid.

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>>26195422

Don't worry, blackbro. I'm confident and athletic (pic related), but I also dress normally and speak like I have some sense. Guess what? I still get that "white black guy" shit. Only difference is that I'm probably much more severe in responding to it than you are, which helps a bit.

If you just want something easy to say, just say something like "I'm sorry that an educated black man is so alien and radical to you, but I'm sure you'll get used to it." It's cringeworthy, but it works more than you'd think.

>>26193585
holy fucking hell, really?

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>>26193670
my fucking god this is too real

>>26193703
>and normies wonder why people shoot up schools

you should had told them that

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>"The problem is, your broken, and I don't want to waste my time picking up pieces that my not come back together. Goodbye anon."

>>26193548
>someone tells me this
>others immediately disagree and defend me saying that I'm funny as fuck
>fucker who tried to put me down looks confused and dejected

That feeling of vindication was so fucking amazing. You have no idea.

>>26193812
isn't that a complement?

when i was 10 or so a girl told me
>you have a heart of stone
>why not ice?
>even ice melts

at that age, a turbo beta virgin, and already had a killer's aura, haha... ha...

>>26195529
on multiple occasions. and the answer is yes. i have always been male. i just have a girly face is all.
i grew a beard over the winter and i still got called ma'am by a cashier ;_;

>>26195599
wow, that had to hurt

>just say anon, we're all friends here
>You never reveal anything about yourself
>thats worrying, anon

got all of these from my best friend in the past two weeks

i just don't like talking about myself is that so bad

>>26195599
things that never happened/10

nobody would ever fucking say that irl nice try

>>26194209
>history teacher does this for a review game
>be me, boring guy
>don't partner up just sit still
>teacher decides to just let me compete by myself
>everyone else studies to prepare
> I do nothing
>game starts
>oh hey I know this
>shakily raise hand
>stutter out the answer
>it's right
> go on a roll, BTFO the entire class in my one man group
>get massive extra credit points
>tfw this is the biggest achievement in my entire worthless life

wanted to go to uni for history but it's useless. I wasn't born for this era

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>>26195264
>I like to chop up bodies xD

that's you, right? The Tripfag with the ideations. or have you acted on it yet? is your name a code for something gruesome?

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>You remind me of the guy from postal 2 anon.

>Why are you following us around?

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>>26195488
>88
Praise Kek, fuck the darkies

>>26195721
>virgin detected
if you've been with a girl who's not very self-aware, you'll realize that she thinks her life is a movie...on a different level from robots, that is. she'll "script" it with all the cliches from her romcoms and try to say what she thinks she's supposed to say

>Who do you think will be the last of us to get married?

>>26195825
I like to watch videos of women farting.
I don't use a tripcode. I reserve an apology if i've said something to have offended you

>>26193670
Turned 18 this month
Never kissed anybody
Maybe this year itll happen
But it wont

>>26195488
If you're confident and athletic, why are you here?

>Can I take this chair?

people don't usually talk shit to my face. I have no idea why, I'm a scrawny beta and I don't have access to guns. Maybe they just feel sorry for me, I am in Canada after all
It's mostly just variations of
>are you ok? You look sad

What really gets to me is stuff they say behind my back when they think I don't notice
>who's this faggot
>what's he doing here
>why is he here
>hahahha look at him

>>26195884
i can confirm this
it would be sort of unlikely to hear that out loud, but damn if i haven't been told the like over skype

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>>26196050

Why not? I've been browsing r9k since before it came Ree Central. It was just people shooting the shit and posting fun green text stories back then.

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>>26194409
Fucking hell that hurt

>>26193548
wow fuck. best one yet

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>>26195005
>So what do you do?
Exist. Survive. Take up space. Use other's resources. Procrastinate. Eat. Fap. Shit. Sleep.
But most of all, I hide. I hide from responsibility, truth, people, and my growing loneliness.

>>26193548
It's usually said by faggots trying to improve their social position, but fuck it hurts

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>>26195824
I had the reverse in my school.
>Be the history buff.
>Everyone wants to do history group projects with me just cause I know so much.
>Other than that, not a lot of people want to hang out with me.

>>26195901
GODDAMNSHITMOTHERFUCKERCOCKASSTITS

>>26195884
>>virgin detected
This is /r9k/ not /soc/ you stupid cunt
Fuck off >>>/soc/

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>You look so scary, anon!

How the fuck are you supposed to respond to this?
Who the fuck says that to someone's face you heartless bitch?

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>>26193255
get in groups

>>26196401
ive legit been told that i look like a murderer.

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>>26196487
>yfw murderers turn out to be quite handsome
It's a compliment you cuck

>>26196401
>>26196487

One girl once told me that I look like death

>>26194528
Can't you fucking read? He said FAILED NORMIE. Did you fucking fail middle school too?

>>26196440
Just reading this gave me an anxiety attack. Fuck...

>>26196509
as played by brad pitt in that one movie

>forms/get into groups of 3

>awww, you'll find a girl someday

>Hi, anon. My name is Tyrone Lashawn, I'm your new neighbor.
Whenever I see a black it's so hard to not slip and call him a nigger

>>26193582
Why are you so fucking depressing? Get off your greasy ass and do something about your life holy shit.

>>Anon, I lied, I'm not really 18

>>26196557
My mum tells me this, the whole "you'll find someone" thing.

No fuck you, I don't want anyone leave me alone

>>26196633
where do you think you are

>our country proudly welcomes poor Syrian refugees who dindu nuffin and are victims of a conflict. They will definitely not gonna stab you or rape your women, goy
Or something along those lines.

>>26196641
>>>/normieland/
>>>/normiville/

>>26193739
A smile that does not reach the eyes does not friends make anon

>>26195824
>wanted to go to uni for history but it's useless

whats useless? Go study it if its fun for your.

I have a degree in history and it was the most interesting and thought provoking thing i couldve possibly studied

>tfw i still went for an engl lit masters instead

>"what do you want to do in life anon"

>>26196512
Except not being able to talk to people is not a failed normie trait, it's straight up robotic. Being a failed normie means that you're somewhat socially acceptable but you failed to fit in because of a minor yet important fuck up, it's pretty much a step below normiedom. He was basically calling us normies because we weren't confident enough to spill the truth, and that doesn't make sense at all.

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>>26193255
two roasties come up to you
>hey anon do you think _____ is cute?
and then before you can say anything, the girl laughs in your face and says "ewww no'.

>>26194527
That means you are lame and nerdy like a stereotypical white guy, just don't be a pussy

>>26195648
>>you have a heart of stone
>>why not ice?
>>even ice melts
....................damn
Also that's strangely poetic thing to say

>>26195488
Cj?

>>26195054
>really!? only lately?? holy fuck i improved.

>>26193277
Precisely rated comment desu

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>>26193927
i hate this one. because sometimes i don't think about anything. so when i say nothing, it suspicious. then they press the issue. then they think i have something to hide. then they wonder what it is. then their imagination starts to run. then i'm a depressed pedo serial killer who wants to go on a shooting spree. all because i wasn't thinking about anything.

>>26193255
How i supposed to answer? Because its who i am. It same that asking ''why do you have green eyes?'' I was born that way bitch

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>anon how could you get a girlfriend with a face like sid the sloth?

still haunts me

>>26195219
>Why do you never visiting us?
Just tired of your bullshit f.a.m.

>>26195614
Fuck I read that wrong initially, and thought you defended yourself, confusing him by calling yourself funny

>>26194527
the worst of both worlds desu desu

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>>26193394
>>26193255
>>26193548
>>26193670
>>26193703
>>26196401
>>26196557
>tfw i can relate to all of these

>>26197288
Holy shit that's brutal
that caught me off guard and I laughed

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>"I want you to tell the class the name and one interest or hobby that the person next to you enjoys"

>>26195650
>i just have a girly face is all

post face plz plz plz

>>26193394
Holy shit. You guys are me

>>26197186 yes, this obscured memory boosts my ego. i wish i remember the details, but i think i had just approached a group who was watching some kids play soccer and it was a sheboon who said it, particular school, i think i said something about death or injury

>....................damn

watch mean with that senpai?

>>26197250
>i'm a depressed pedo serial killer who wants to go on a shooting spree.

but ain't that true?
shit man just make stuff up how har is to say "hardlight theory" or something?

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One from my childhood:

>"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

I don't even have to be in trouble when it's said, I'd feel sick hearing this.

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>>26193255
>Have you come out of your darkness yet Anon?

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>>26197288
lmao fucking obliterated you
learn how to keep your lips closed, subhuman

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>>26196633
>insulting and projectng this hard on /r9k

>you look just like your mom!

and i'm a dude

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>"Ugh, what's your problem, anon?"

>you looks like someone who just takes a wrong stare to get a problem

-a blackbot when we where 14 after i asked
>why don't i get bullied despise being a skinny white scrawny faggot?

What could this mean?

>>26197541
>>"Ugh, what's your problem, anon?"

context?

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>>26195614
fucking this

>tell a funny joke in class
>everyone laughs including teacher
>that one roastie that used to bully me says "wow I didnt know that guy had emotions"
>everyone looks at her with disapproval and call her mean

I still felt like shit but thanks for the help guys

>>26197631
she was jealous she wasn't the center of attention

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>"Okay okay. Would you fuck, marry, or kill Anon?"
>"Me? With Anon? Ewwww, he's so fucking gross! Not in a million years!"
>"Yeah, you're right, he's such a creep."
>"Yep, he can get catch AIDS."
>(giggling)

It sounds like some shitty /r9k/ greentext, but this actually happened when I was on a bus ride home in 8th grade, when a bunch of girl classmates were talking about guys behind me.

I looked over the bus seat and asked them why would they say something so screwed up. They all looked like they just saw an axe murderer, and didn't say a word, they wouldn't even apologize. I just sat back down and didn't say anything, wondering if I was really that ugly.

The worst part is that they wouldn't even speak to me in class for the rest of the school year, like I was about to pull out a shotgun and start mulching people or something.

Is an apology too much to ask?

>>26195825
as he started with the tripcode he thought it was pi.

>>26197541

>bigass bully fuck trips me in the hallways during my sophomore year while I'm carrying some books and papers
>land on my face, everything goes spilling everywhere
>several students start laughing, including bully
>as bully turns around I toss a locker lock at the back of his head
>hits him hard enough to bleed
>several rounds of disapproving "Ooooohhhh"'s
>"What the fuck, anon?! Lighten up!"
>"Ugh, what's your problem, anon?"
>cue bully stomping around me huffing and puffing like he's going to beat me up
>eventually he grunts "That's what I thought."

>>26197631
>that one roastie that used to bully me

how old and hot was she? how taller than you?

>>26197716
meant for >>26197604

something something blox fuck the robot

>smile
>why don't you smile
>why are you so shy
>why are you standing away from the group get in there
>why are you so awkward
>that girl was looking at you anon she was cute

I want to die

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>>26197667
>Is an apology too much to ask?

yes, normies are entitled, and woman have less empathy than a chiuld, should had hit them

>>26197759
>that girl was looking at you anon she was cute
if only someone ever said this to me :(

>>26197716
>>26197729

holy hell that's what niggers do! i shouldn't be suprised but, reading like that from a brother, fucking damn normies are tribal subhuman.

but you won that day anon, you bleed the bully and didn't bleed yourself, you are on the right path.

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>okay let's go around the room and introduce ourselves!

almost had a panic attack just typing that f a m

and the last time I had to do it was 3 years ago before I dropped out after two months

This just happened last month. Still hurts me inside
>At a bar because 2nd month of unsuccessful job search
>girl from high school is also at the bar, but having fun
>bar empties out, she walks through and sees me
>"oh! Hey anon! It's so nice to see you going out again"
>going out again
>jesus christ
>i didnt think words could actually hurt me until they did

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>>26197811
>you're gonna die alone anon

>aww anon have you even started shaving yet
fuck being blonde desu

>>26197792
It's a lie parents tell robots. It's literally never true.

>>26197720
I think I was 15 at the time. Im not a manlet but was extremely shy and neurotic. Also had severe sleep deprivation and people would call me stoner despite never ever trying drugs.

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Not really a sentence but it chills me to the core when a normie makes a joke off how you spaced out or quiet you're being. If they're gonna force us to be alone why do they make fun of us for it?

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>>26195614
>>26197631
>tfw nobody fucking stands up for you

>>26194388
dude quit trying to act like you know how to talk to people because you clearly don't know shit

>>26194445
holy fuck that's too good

I'm gonna try this the next time some normocuck asks me that, thanks anon

>>26198048
>having someone even notice you

I've never even been insulted in a classroom, or even looked at

>Did you actually think we were going to graduate(college) and move in together?!?!?

Destroyed my whole fucking world.

>>26198075
Trust me, you don't want to know, it's the fucking worst. I barely ever got bullied or anything and I kinda felt the same and wondered what it would be like if someone even noticed me. All this sudden negative attention gave me these terrible chills in my stomach. You get this grave feeling of being mistaken or infinitely unworthy of everything. Having people pick on me for no reason was so demeaning and it's 100x worse when nobody will defend you. Feels suicidal man.

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>years ago in high school
>complete loner with no friends
>sitting in spanish class
>principal who was a total bitch to me earlier that day makes an announcement on the intercom
>i mutter "no one cares" under my breath
>some asshole nigger sitting in front of me turns around and just starts going off on me
>tells me to shut the fuck up and no one likes me
>he just keeps going on
>tells me i'm a friendless loser and he'll kick my ass
>entire class gets quiet and watches
>teacher watches without saying anything
I vaguely remember trying to defend myself, but no clue what I said. Pretty sure I just made things worse by spilling spaghetti. I remember the looks on everyone faces though. It was a mix between pity, agreement, and sadistic enjoyment out of the situation. I really fucking hate people so much. This isn't even the worst story, I have so many that I remember from time to time. I wish I stood up for myself more, I wish I had fought back.

>>26198198
>>teacher watches without saying anything
>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything>teacher watches without saying anything

are you "1st" worlder, burgerbro?

>we need to talk
Man that never leads to enjoyable conversation.

>>26198256
Yeah. I don't get what you're implying though. Is that abnormal? She was still in college, like 21 or 22 or so.

>>26194172>Tfw 4 inches

>>26198307
>Is that abnormal?
>teacher allowing bully


no wonder your country is shit, you ignorant pigs need more geography

>you're a good friend
>you're too good for me

And the worst

>you seem too normal/I'm just too fucked up

>Be in a group while other people are talking to each other
>"Why aren't you talking to the people around you?"
I've had this said to me many times by my mother and once from a friend who invited me to his house for a party. I think these people are in cahoots or something. I just have nothing to say.

>>26197556
means u look like a school shooter

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>>26198600
>means u look like a school shooter

is that good?

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>"hey"
>"stop messaging me Anon, I have someone else now and I'm finally happy"

>>26196401
>>26196487
>in uni seminar
>this one stacey bitch half jokingly asks if I'm a serial killer out loud for the class to hear
it was half jokingly obviously so it's not like I could defend myself without taking everything too seriously. I just did the beta thing and ignored her which caused an awkward silence. It hurt like hell though

>>26198656
ppl will most likely avoid u, can be good or bad depending on if ur a faggot who needs friends to be happy

>>26197556
kek anon I'm the same way. I was surprised I wasn't bullied in school, and the only "friends" I had didn't feel like friends because they never joked with me like they did to each other. My only guess is that we look like school shooters and would kill someone for rubbing us the wrong way. feels bad

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>>26198818
Them its all good

>get told I give off a serial killer vibe
>consider it

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>>26195488
Oh shit, hi Illu

>>26198914
You could do it, Anon. What's stopping you? They ruined your life, so it's only fair that you ruin theirs, right? I think you should... :)

>You're weak, and you're a coward.

And then she told me she didn't want to be with me anymore.

>>26198198

that makes me angry as fuck pham i would of defended you
but youre probably a shitposter who hates bw so i say go to hell

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>>26198864
>would kill someone for rubbing us the wrong way

how does that feels bad? we above alphas
ln my first week of collegue, a tall chad pushed a chair on me
>hey
>he glances at me
>remove leg next time
>can't if you pushing that shit with no warning
>He looks back, no in my face
> ah s-sorry
>pushes chair
>gives me a thumbs up and says K

>how did you get those scars?
>why don't you ever come out with us?
>are you a lesbian?

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>they all look at you and expect you to react as wildly as they all did when someone said something funny
>slowly they all leave until it's you and one person
>they tell you they gotta go to the bathroom
>nobody ever comes back

>>26194968
It's weird how you can just tell by looking at them that these people are British.

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I just added this girl from high school on facebook because I couldn't sleep tonight

it only took 5 years, and she hasn't even used facebook since last year so I can't tell if she met someone yet

what if she rejects or ignores it, or replies "why did you add me?"

I solved a lot of these by getting jacked.

I can either give short answers like

>Why are you so quite, anon?
Don't know, I just always have been
Or
I just kept to myself since I was a kid

And girls still want to keep talking to be as opposed to just saying "Oh, alright, later then!" And walking off

The amount of questions and nose dived, people ask me what I do a lot and I just say "Weight Training and Video games really" and laugh.

The keeping big muscles and lean body fat had helped massively.

Suddenly it's perfectly acceptable for me to spend all day playing vidya because I lift for 20 minutes, 3 days a week.

People have gone from thinking of me as "Dork, nerd, looser and shut in" to thinking of me as "Dork :3, Nerd xD, looser <( ' ' <) and shut in <3"

>when was the last time you just shot off into a void?
this was said in a conversation i was around and i fucking froze

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>>26199235
>>when was the last time you just shot off into a void?

the hell that even mean?

>Group behind me in class diacussing hotness and whatnot
>"Ugh anon is so ugly. HEY anon why don't you move to the back of the class, can't stand looking at you"
>laughter from group as I start going
>Chad puts hand on shoulder and stops me
>"Why are you moving? Ignore those fucks. Hey Denise why don't get that shitty ass moleface looked at before saying shit"
>other Chad chimes in"And the rest of you look like fucking hyenas, why don't get those God damn teeth checked before you kill us with that shitty look"
>Class going oooh and some snickering
>Chad sits next to me and no one fucks with me for the rest of school years

The one time Chad had stood up for me. Wish there were more people like Adam and Chance.
I thanked him once with a note. During free hour he tells me how he used to be bullied and promised not to let anyone else get bullied if he could stop it.

Hope things went well for him

>>26199570
>Chad had stood up for me

things that will never happen/10, alternatively there's still hope for you so you need to gtfo

So glad people don't talk shit to me in person for whatever reason, probably because I'm black or something and can "disguise" my voice so I don't sound like a white guy. The last time people were cruel to me was when I worked retail

>>26194245
>>26194388
Don't say mainstream, say commercial. It has worked for me.

>Sick of all this commercial music
etc.

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>why don't you just make new friends anon?
you think i would be wandering around alone if i was able to do that slut?

>>26194248
> Isn't paranoid enough to take phone with them to the bathroom

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This is what happens when high school friends try to talk to me.

>>26199656
Guess you might find it hard to believe considering all the shitposting,lies and whatnot on here, don't blame ya either. But not much hope here, failed wagie killing myself with college courses
>need to signup up on college website for assignment
>need 2 signups to start task since it is a group assignment
>week before deadline someone signs up with me
>Lazy guy that barely comes to lectures
Ended with me doing almost everything.
>People had over a months time and no one signed up with me
Guess I just put people off for some reason.

>>26193255

"Ted Cruz has won the Iowa caucus"

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>"It will get better."

Yeah, not falling for that one again.

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>>26195839
that must have sucked dude, I made you a postal hijak to make you feel better.

10001 hours in GIMP with an edit

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>My friend thinks you're really cute do you want to go out with her?

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>what about your friends

Y-yeah, what about t-them...

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>''you just need to go out more often''

>you look like you're going to grow up and be a pedophile

well joke's on you, your kid's first on my list normie

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>>26193255
>everyone has a purpose in this world
I think myself as a broken goods. The statistical error which shouldnt happen.

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>>26198567
>I just have nothing to say

Exactly how I feel most of the time when I end up in a group or crowd.
I just want to leave at that point, there is nothing to gain for me.

>allright everyone, pick a partner!

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>Implying words are worse than awkward silence after you make some fucked up joke

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>*said as loud as someone can possibly be without outright shouting* Why do you have trouble making eye contact Anon? Do you have autism or something *laughs hysterically*

I'm was just trying to focus on my classwork normie

>>26193580
>>26194152

Fuck what she says, man you're fine.
No one will ever call you big but your dick is fine.

>>26198307
Was she hot? Did she also bully you?

>"You're trying too hard."
>"Stop showing off."
>"Stop trying to be funny"

I'M NOT, I PROMISE

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>I think you're (cute/hot/sexy/etc.)
pls leave me alone

>>26195614
tell me more anon, i want to know how it feels to have someone defend you

>>26200732
Why do you want to be left alone?

>>26200732
hang yourself cunt

>I don't love you anymore

:*) o-ok

>>26194952
Fuck man. I'm normie relevant to your standards, but fuck i empathise. I'm socially beta compared to my friends.

>>26200786
because it's usually coming from a total stranger. i'm very shy around people I don't know so immediately blush and stammer out a thank you and try to get away as quickly as possible after that.

>>26194968
>get money and fuck bitches.

Say shit like that. Never be sincere or earnest.

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pic related

:c help

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>tell girl your age (21)
>oh wow, i thought you where like 17

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>>26199570
its the rare things like this in life man

>>26193255
My parents use to come in to work and say
"Why do you also look so depressed anon "

>>26193255
out of fucking nowhere...
>are you alright?

i feel like i want to kill anyone who asks me this question unless its being used as a greeting.

>>26195970
I literally turned 18 the 30th of January and it doesn't bother me in the slightest unless someone asks. You have low standards for considering yourself a loser.

I'll bet that 20% of guys haven't kissed a girl before they're 18.

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>We found some files on your computer...

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>>26201007
>Anon, why do you have 746 pictures of cartoon frogs on your computer?

>>26200038
Thank you my man, it looks nice.

>>26200970

>20%

With a margin of error of 79%, give or take lol

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>>26200395

>"I'm assigning partners to everyone. Stacey, you work with anon."
>"Eww I don't want to work with him."

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>He looks like the donkey from Winnie the Pooh

>>26195488
Mirin bro. Routine??

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>do you remember [thing you did when you were drunk]?
if i do, i wish i didn't, and if i don't, i don't want to now.

>>26200855
this is why I lie and tell girls I'm 13 and how hard middle school is and then some more bullshit about whatever content i think they teach in middle school is blowing my mind and they giggle and pussies get wet

>>26201053
That's one of the best characters.

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>Sir, please stop making a scene

>>26201105
She was refferring to how sad i always look, even though i'm usually very optimistic.

>what smells?

>*whispered* do you need a tampon

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>Also, you have to give a presentation about it in front of the class.
This always killed me.

>>26200832
I don't understand what you mean by that

>>26201152
which part? i thought it was pretty straightforward.

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>>26197667
come on bro. women, especially girls can be way cruel but you shouldnt let it mess with you. you should have just given them a taste of their own medicine and commented on some physical flaw of theirs. you'd be surprised how insecure hot women can be

>>26201171
I don't understand why that is

>teacher, anon's dick is out

>>26201031
>lol
shut up

>>26194491
Not really. Mainstream is just what is generally seen by many people with little investment in the scene. The only way someone would think you're being snobby from saying "Mainstream" is if they're an idiot (a possibility, I admit), or if you say it in a condescending way.

>>26201181
who knows? just remember it and use it when the moment calls for it. 'Chad' knows it and he makes good use of it

>>26194870
>Why are you so awkward?

Because I don't fucking like you.

>>26199656
I've had similar experiences. People don't get popular by being assholes, no one actually likes the assholes. As long as you aren't an ass yourself or annoying they'll be kind.

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>anon, what do you do in your spare time?

>>26201349
>I hang around

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>anon doesn't have a work group, who wants to add anon to your group??

>"Are you going to shoot up the place?"
What the fuck, no. Just because I'm quiet, trying to learn things in class back in hs doesn't mean I want to kill anyone.

>>26197480
>Underrated one.
Fuck, I can barely talk to people, what makes you think I can look you in the eye while doing so?

>>26201854
>quiet
>trying to learn
mhm

>>26197288
will is that you? the tornado? HM?

>>26197160
Dear god; that hit a bit too close to home anon. Thanks for reminding me.

>>26198095
Was it a guy or a girl that said it to you.

>>26200765
Well, it feels pretty amazing. It almost like the universe implodes on itself because all of a sudden life can't fuck with you as easily.

I hope you understood my drivel

>>26198941
Shut the fuck up, Latisha

>>26195970
>>26200970
Please shut the fuck up and go back to recess

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>>26194409
>>26196226
Least your "friend" talks to you.

>>26201063
8 poz's to the anus err'morning

>>26194527
I've knocked people out for saying this.
Don't really care who they are

>>26201053
Someone once said I talked like Eeyore since I'm always monotone. Jokes on him because his dad's dead.

>>26202655
I'm also completely monotone
I've voice acted for robots in animation projects
My boss keeps telling me I'll get fired if I don't sound happier.
Wish that nigger would, then I'd fuck his wife and kill his daughters.

>>26202647
>I've knocked people out for saying this.
fucking niggers

>>26200672
She was insanely pretty. No she didn't bully me she just ignored me entirely for the most part and avoided having to interact with me

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>>26195219

FUCKING GOD.... THIS!

>>26199570
That put a smile on my face, anon.

>>26202953
Good.
Now I'm the "real black" they wanted.

>>26203100

Don't believe the 4chan meme about black people. It is just a bunch of shut ins who have very little interaction with real people.

>>26203128
I know, but I've been told my whole life that "you're not a real black guy".
So I got /fit/ and now I knock out anyone who says it to me.
Hadn't happened in a while, since I'm a shut in virgin autist, but high school was brutal.
>tfw didn't get in trouble cus I pulled the race card

>>26203203
they were wrong you are a real black guy

>>26201446
YOU MADE ME FUCKING LET OUT A LAUGH IN A ROOM FULL OF NORMIES

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>>26203254
Thanks anon.
I hope you have a swell Tuesday.
When I kill myself, I'll tell god to send you a qt virgin gf

If some old bitch or someone in my family tells me I'm ''good looking'' when I know I'm not and they are obviously lying or delusional

How the fuck can you say that shit after all the things they told me in school
It's not bone chilling but I get seriously pissed off

>>26203203

They told the same thing to me anon, fuck them. I'm trying to get /fit/ though, doing All pros right now.

>>26193255
>the only reason I didn't kill myself last fall, because you were in the army and I didn't want to send you over the edge

thanks mom, what am I supposed to feel? :(

>at a party having a good time
>a group of girls comes up and one of them says

>"why are you even here?"

I was just like I wasn't even doing anything to you bitch, leave me alone.

>>26194388
>go on /r9k/
>brag about social skills
Kek

Also,
>"what do you do in your spare time anon?"
>"not much, usually just play computer games and jack off to lesbians all day"
>"oh u haha very funny joke anon"
>"yeah j..joke hehe.."

>>26203494


>"not much, usually just play computer games and jack off to lesbians all day"


Are you autistic? Why would you think that would be good to say in public?

>>26203534
Because I don't really give a shit what some random chick at the club thinks about me?

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>>26203687

>"yeah j..joke hehe.."

Then why were you getting nervous anon? The last post is full of shit and you know it.

>>26193719
almost definitely senpai desu

>>26198198
>I wish I had fought back
When the teacher is clearly not willing to defend you, that's a bad idea.

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> oh my god, he is so short xDDD
> fuck off, loser
> no one cares about what you have to say

>>26197480
>>26201939
>my dad went on 20 minute tirades every day over nothing whenever I saw him
>the only way I got through it was staring him in the eyes and zoning out.
>Making eye contact makes me feel uneasy and uncomfortable now because I connect it with being in trouble.

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>Why are you so weird?

>>26204376
Same here m80
original comment yo