CHOOSE WISELY.
http://strawpoll.me/6705107
I kind of hated everyone in NGE
I thought that was half the point of the show
>>26192621
>http://strawpoll.me/6705107
Not including the faggot's choice.
>>26192621
best girl be winning
>>26192701
rei obv
>>26192658
Fuck off, gay degenerate.
>>26192636
>hating people for mental illness
Found the normie.
Never understood the appeal of Asuka, though I imagine 4chan is fairly evenly split.
>>26192750
>liking people
get off my fucking board
if u like rei u might as welll like cowroo the best, fags
>>26192750
>being a faggot or bitch
>"mental illnesses"
>>26192736
I don't like the freak, but he deserves to be included.
>>26192802
Tell me about all the times you saw your parents die, had no emotional contact for 11 years, then just sucked it up.
>>26192850
Stop shitposting and get back in the fucking robot
Rei is life, Rei is love.
>>26192658
>>26192736
>loving God
>gay/degenerate
you two are literally retarded
>>26192868
>there's an episode where he actually refuses to get out of the robot
>>26192850
None of the characters saw both their parents die, I don't know where you're getting that from anon.
>smart
>spunky
>not a brooding edgelord
The choice makes itself
>>26192621
Asuka, obviously. I wish /r9gay/ would die again because I'm the only non normalfag on this board and only come here to shit post, really.
>>26192911
That is true, I meant to say parent. My bad. Still, both Shinji and Asuka saw their mother die.
reminder that if you're a reifag you're probably a genuine autist
>>26192897
It doesn't make for when he refused.
>>26192911
Asuka saw her mother's body when she hanged herself.
>>26192959
>this comic misses the whole point: that he didn't want to do what his father told him to
>the only reason he wanted to go to NERV was to tell his father to piss off
>later on, he basically admits he wants to kill them
What anime is this?
Real question
>>26192998
So basically if his father had said "Shinji, don't get in the robot" things would have been okay
This is now an asuka thread
Asuka-zoot suit, fuck you robot
>>26192621
ASUKA FAGS BTFO
>tfw would hatefuck asuka fucking bitch cunt
>rei is love, rei is lifemfw asuka fags anally prolapsed after realizing rei is best girl
>>26193027
Filename related, enjoy
>>26193027
Boku no google reverse image search
>>26193071
Well, he didn't want to do that either, but more because he had no reason to want to.
But, yeah, Shinji hates his father outright to the point of wishing for his death.
> Asuka losing
WHAT THE FUG
>>26193095
>Actually liking an unfeeling disposable void of a character
>>26192621
>tfw alternate every time I'm asked this
>can never pick one
I did Asuka this time.
>>26193122
Isn't piloting a dank robot reason enough?
>>26193103
11/10 anon
My sides have left orbit, they're on a crash course with the black hole at the center of our galaxy
>>26193135
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
>but m-muh asuka!
>>>/trash/
>plebs, plebs everywhere
I keep telling yall it's Mari. Make her an option or I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26193159
Did you watch the series? Piloting the robot fucking sucks.
>>26193143
>Implying original Rei was ever devoid of feeling
>not loving a god like qt pie, smhv tbqh fampai
>>26193152
THIS JUST IN:
ASUKA FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>26193187
It's better than arguing about anime on a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>26193095
Rei is an underwhelming shut beloved by pseudo-intellectuals.
>>26193027
You can't even google "asuka rei"? The character and hence the anime comes up in the first result.
>>26193166
>used goods
Come on, faggots, we all know Maya is best girl.
>smart
>good degree
>own interests
>is shown hating Kaji's advances, so won't cuck you
>>26192961
She should have tried harder.
>>26193143
S-she's just autistic.
>ad populum
This Reifag is losing its shit over a fallacy. A fucking strawpoll no less. How embarassing.
>>26193199
I'd have to disagree, given that every single pilot has had a mental breakdown, died, or lost a limb.
>>26193027
Yotsuba&Blox
>>26193198
>literally such a cuck you choose the most submissive, robotic black hole of personality available
>literally cucking yourself in your own fantasies
>>26193235
I'm sure that's just a coincidence
nothing against Asuka, but Rei is the one true waifu.
>>26193210
>is shown hating Kaji's advances, so won't cuck you
Only because she's a dyke.
>>26193288
Rei a big shit.
>>26193233
Keep crying kucksucka fags, BTFO to mars and back bitch, its the 4th impact
>>26193235
This. It would be cool to pilot one if it didn't mean this + possible world end scenario each fucking time, they're living super organisms with human technology acting as limiters around them, not just mindless machines.
>>26193261
>literally getting BTFO
>literally loving a childish cunt with a boypussy and tiny shrunken micro dick from taking female hormones
>literally a fag
Yeah no thanks
>>26193288
Its OK anon, let the asuka-fags cry themselves to sleep.
>>26193307
Tbh, I would feel better about a lesbian gf cheating (assuming in accordance to her preferences for women) than a straight one doing so with Chad or Tyrone. A difference of understanding, I suppose.
>>26193288
>implying Asuka would let you get anywhere near her
I guess rejects need each other, enjoy your waifu
>>26193318
>The way you wrang that cloth reminded me of a mother Rei. I bet you'd make a great mom.
>insert stuttering as necessary
>>26193318
You type like like an obnoxious gaiafag cunt. Rei is just plain old starch shit . The fact you handwoven a fallacy is only testament to your loss. Cognitive dissonance must hurt. As much I imagine it hurts you knowing Rei would never like you as your last name isn't Ikari.
>>26193380
Rei is infertile though :(
>>26193339
Maya is too honest to lead a guy on when she has no interest in them.
>>26193398
Handwave* even.
>>26193415
That line and Asuka's reaction made me actually feel bad for a fictional character, because I realized Shinji is such an autist that he could make super-autist Rei super-embarrassed in a private setting.
>"Sex fiends."
>tfw no gf whose waifu is ayanami too
I do believe that at this point we should be including Mari along for a trinity in these threads.
>>26192621
can't I just pick both? I can't choose a single one
>>26193705
Mari had like 4 scenes in two movies. She was just a marketing gimmick to sell more merchandise.
>>26193705
Poochie returned to his home planet, remember?
Asuka is winning now.
REIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
People who argue about this topic have some kind of mental illness for sure.
>>26193734
If you don't vote for either that has the same mathematical effect as voting for both anon.
>>26194007
>People who argue about this topic have some kind of mental illness for sure.
We're becoming more like our waifus!
Rei doesn't even have a soul. Why would you want her?
>>26194647
Once unit 0 is destroyed she gets her soul back.
>>26194675
Does her character change so it seems like she's alive? Even if she has a soul after that she'd still be a senseless doll
>>26192621
it warms my bitter old heart to see this
also rei is for fags
>>26194701
Rei3 is clearly more self possessed than Rei2.
Asuka uber alles, niggers.
She actually has a personality, unlike that clone-cucked bimbo Rei
blend their personalities and put it in Rei's body
>>26195759
>She actually has a personality,
Unfortunately it turns out to be the personality of an utter cunt.
>>26195847
I have a bandage fetish so Rei
A S U K A
S
H
I
T
There's a reason Rei won the GP over and over again, while Asuka never did.
>>26192621
Asuka, because I want to be dominated.
However, none of you underage fucks ever pick Misato.
>tfw I will never share a six pack with Misato after a fuck
you never have to choose.
>>26196122
>Misato
alkoholic and a huge slut
>>26192621
>watching shit tier anime
BAKA BAKA
Best girl here
>>26196141
>implying this is bad
>Rei is winning but it's basically a tie
What the fuck I expect normalfags to choose the 3DPD-tier Asuka, not /r9k/, I thought you guys knew better.
>>26192621
>http://strawpoll.me/6705107
I have never seen such a neatly divided poll result. These girls are obviously two titans at war with each other.
I like Asuka because my whiteknight nature makes me wanna save her and heal her
I'm surprised that so many guys on here want to get kicked in the dick.well, not really...
>>26196797
Don't judge.
>>26192621
Rei is gay
Asuka all day
>no kaworu
It's trash
I don't understand why people would pick Rei at all. She's dull and uninteresting and has no personality
Asuka all day baby, I love crazy and red heads 2 firey 4 u rei fags
>>26192946
>both Shinji and Asuka saw their mother die
How did that happen to Shinji?
I don't remember that.
>>26193074
>Not posting the superior ass
>>26193095
tfwI want Asuka to fist me
>>26193228
Even fucking worse!
>>26196185
Reminder that all girls are best girls. Except Chinatsu. Fuck Chinatsu.
>>26196797
>implying that's not exactly what I want
NGE Made me realize I have a fetish for quiet and 'drawn in' girls. Something inside me goes into overdrive and I want to protect a girl like that. I feel like I want to make a girl like that happy. I know I sound like a whiteknight, but I'm not. I hate feminists and party girls. I want a wife who I can protect and finds solace in me doing so, not some spoiled bratty bitch who spends all my money on bullshit and will probably cheat on me, first chance she gets.
obviously cucks will vote asuka because they romanticise domineering and abusive grills who can be the male in the relationship
asuka has a better design imo, but worse personality. ritsuko is a more interesting character than any of the two desu
>>26196185
>Watching moefag trash about 12 year old children
>>26196141
because she is lonely
you would be too if you were her
>>26196122
>Asuka, because I want to be dominated.
summed it up pretty much
>>26195759
>She actually has a personality
implying anyone likes asuke because of her personality and not appearance/repressed fetishes and subconscious desires
>>26193966
nothing a python script cant fix
oh wait thats what you guys already used
unless someone manually cleared his cache every time
>>26193359
>I guess rejects need each other,
pretty much asuka since her own mother rejected her and >a bloo nobody loves me :((((( pls notice my desperate attempts for attention shinji
Misato and I are almost exactly the same but I'm a dude.
Asuka was always more attractive to me as she was something I could understand
Rei was simply inhuman
zOmg it is TEH REI
>>26193166
I thought ritsuko-fags were non existant.
>>26193166
eww, she's got poop on her face
Rei a cute
>>26192911
It is now with all the smelly mudslime rapefugees