DON'T MIND ME, JUST BEING THE GOAT (GREATEST OF ALL TIME) CHEESES

>>26192272
>not pictured: actual goat cheese

that's some weird-looking gruyere, OP

>>26192334
Is that some kind of gay Jap shit?

>>26192354
Japs don't eat cheese you baka gaijin

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>not a blue cheese

That's not Armenian string cheese

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nope

get some fucking taste you palette less pleb

>>26192519
This is the cheese people buy when they want to appear cultured but have no idea how to do so.

It's the fedora of cheeses.

Lmao u Fagots .. i Don't even kno what the Cheezes i eAt ar called .. just pick a fue rAndum thingZ frum whole foods/local market .. Tastes damn good too

>>26192519

Pathetic tier cheese for faggots who don't actually like the taste of cheese

>Stilton
>Red Leicester
>Triple cream Brie
>Parmesan
>Any good aged to fuck Cheddar

>>26192272
This thread has shown me the majestical world of the cheese. Should I buy blocks or wheels of cheese, and should I put it on display on my table or counter?

>>26192708
Braids of cheese are patrician, try >>26192492 this.

>>26192708

You should keep it in the fridge and only bring it out to cut into serves, allow it to get the room temperature, and then eat it with delicious quince paste and grapes and strawberries and slices of fresh peach on crackers.

Smoked cheddar with summer sausage ftw

>2016
>not picking parmigiano-reggiano as the best cheese

>>26192837

>implying it's a versatile enough cheese to be afforded the title of best.

Nigga please, you can't eat that delicious shit in anything but pasta, risotto, and shaved into salads.

>>26192646
Reading your post have me full blown aids

>>26192890
You will be the first one Bernie sends to the camps.

>>26192440
>>26192704
Agreed. Stilton is amazing.

If your cheese needs spices added to taste good,
ITS' FUCLKING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26192865
Idk m8 I think it goes pretty good in just about anything, even macaroni. Substitute it for your favorite cheese when cooking and I guarantee shit will taste better.

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>not brie

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Cotswold for me, this cheese is fucking awesome.

Also, a good Brie is amazing, but most are shit.

gouda is elder god tier cheese
parmesan is god tier

How to spot a pleb:
>he doesn't eat Brie cheese with a side of grapes and a glass of red wine

>>26192704
Stilton and Brie are master race tier, real parmesan too.

Saint andre , humbolt fog, port salute, tallagio and I so wish I could get the chance to have some of that maggot cheese one day in the out skirts of Italy.

Dubliner masterrace

>>26193811
that's a damn fine one too

>>26192272
Are you trolling?
Blox

>>26192409
That's not true I've had cream cheese on my sushi before
They said it was authentic sushi too

>>26192272

That isnt smoked cheese.
Your argument is invalid.

>>26194022
>and they said "arigato" when i left, it was like totes legit for reals

>>26193338

Just made a four cheese macaroni with Parmigiano-Reggiano and Grana Padano - amazing.

>>26193607

>not port and strawberries

Entry level patrician detected

>>26193745

Nothing beats going to a proper market in a small British town in Yorkshire and getting cheap as fuck artisan cheese. Or, buying brie and camembert in France and popping over to the bakery and picking up fresh bread. Can't wait to go back to the UK and France

>>26192272
I didn't open the thumbnail and thought it was a deck of cards and some dice...

>>26194039

Smoked cheese has its place, but you are severely fucking pleb if you think it's the greatest cheese.

>ctrl+f "cave-aged emmentaler"
>0/0
pleb thread confirmed

>>26192440
bluecheese on/in biscuits
seriously it's the fucking best

>>26194138

>mfw the deli down the road from my work has a cheese basement full of cock stiffening tiers of amazing imported cheese

>>26194070
I think you might be going blind

cave-aged emmentaler