>tfw really tempted to buy this, because it's my favorite

>>26190860
dont, fleshlights are shit

>>26190860

I don't think I'd stick my dick in Riley if someone paid me.

I hate how male sex toys are so expensive and or not good quality.

There is so much you can do with the male sex organ while women can shove anything phallic up their fucking twats and get off.

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you cant lose your virginity to a toy you fucking idiot kys already jesus christ no one wants you on this fucking planet have you ever considered your gonna have to clean a vagina shaped dildo every day from your gross neckbeard fedora brand cum what the fuck i threw up typing this sentence kill yourself op right now fuck you

>>26190860

Buy an onahole faggot.

Or a hooker.

You're already a 25 year old virgin with a favorite pornstar, this seems to be a pretty sensible next life choice

>>26190860
>vaginal opening looks exactly the same as every other vagina shaped flesh light
>implying the texture on the inside makes a damn bit of difference
>79 bux

>>26190860
>Riley's vagina

Is it filled with nigger cum for added realism?

>>26190926
>That fucking run-on sentence

Jesus m8.

>>26190967
Would you buy it if it come filled with nigger cum?

>ywn never make passionate love to riley reid
life is a series of disappointments

>>26190926

One of the drunk anons from the normie juice threads got lost.

>>26190967

I kek'd. Hence my first comment about never wanting to get anywhere near that.

>>26190961
wait i thought they made a mold of her vagina or some shit. if not, fuck that

>>26191053

wtf is ywn?

>>26191110
look at the inside of that fleshlight
look at the pleasure pockets
imagine a baby trying to squeeze past all those pleasure ridges
this is not how bodies should work

>>26191208
Lurk moar, newfag

Oc reply889

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>>26191208
you will never, I fucked it up by writing out never. kind of still works though.

>>26191208
it's like nwn for neverwinter nights, except you will never play it

>>26190860
fleshlights aren't worth it family

too messy/not worth the fuss

>>26191053
why would you want a prostitute anon?

>>26191262

How the fuck does "you will never never" make sense?
Go back to highschool, you nigger-brained retard.

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>>26191372
I don't see her as a prostitute. I just see a sweet smile and I'm lonely.

>>26191507
Open your eyes to see the truth, to cure your loneliness you need a loving relationship, not a prostitute, it won't solve anything but make you dependent on her service.

>>26191507
>getting paid to fuck

Literally the definition of a prostitute.

>>26191532
I never said I wanted to pay her lol. I said I wanted to make love to her. Like it just somehow happens. It's a fantasy anon.

>>26191537
The majority of people would whore themselves out in one way or another if the situation called for it or they benefited greatly.

Wow op. As a kissless virgin female, I find it so appealing that you want to stick your penis in a rubber vagina. I am so happy you are a pure and God-fearing Christian. Just the man I am looking for in my life.

>>26191656
The majority of people is shit, that's why i'm here on earth keeping that 10% that isn't shit close to me.
>pay her
still a prostitute, will never make love with her, you will make love with a virgin girl that has you as her first partner and hopefully lifelong.

>>26190961
>>26190873
>>26190917
For anyone who has not tried a Fleshlight, I recommend you try it. Try the flights, or the Quickshots, or the GO's for a teaser of their products. The best stuff is the is DIY Fleshlight option. I got seven of their insertable products, and some other cool stuff too. Especially helps if you have some death grip.

>>26191689
LONDON
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ok no joke what's your circumstance, why are you a kissless virgin girl if you truly are one?

>using a sex toy
>still a virgin

You have literally hit rock bottom.

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>>26191703
Well, I don't think less of Riley. You can if you feel like it.

I could never make a woman happy for a lifetime. I'd be lucky to do it for a night.

>>26191769
>implying rock bottom isn't getting an expensive sex doll
not that it matters. virtual reality will be coming soon.

>>26191748
I'm religious. I want a guy who doesn't watch porn

>>26191841
There's nothing special about a prostitute, stop naming her like if she was special, she's payed to show her body and fuck men, this is something that feeds your delusion even more.

You could make a woman happy, most men can, even the ugliest ones, the dumbest ones, the most malevolent or benevolent. if you only snapped out of your hypnotic trance, embrace your manhood and actually put your soul at work for the goal you want to reach you could do that.

Putting your soul doesn't mean go there, try and fail, it means going there trying KNOWING you will succed, after preparations and effort.
Even if you fail you know you've gotten closer to your objective, and your scars are there to remind you what you could do better.

Just probabilty alone won't do the trick (see the guys going girl by girl asking if they want to dance or hangout) you must make probability be your bitch.

>Riley Rey
I don't think it'd be very enjoyable to fuck a disease ridden 2Liter bottle

>>26192022
>>26192009
Can i know where are you from? i'd like to know you sound like a person with values, a something rare to find in the western unions.

>>26192074
I'm in California.

>>26190860
Why would you buy a loose fleshlight? :^)

>>26191208
hows that vibrator working for you, fatass

She's such a qt, I think I might be in love with her.

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>>26192022
It's less weird to fantasize about a celebrity than someone I know.

I appreciate what you're saying but fantasies are really all that I'm meant for. I'm a wreck of a human being.

So this board is straight up advertising stupid shit to stupid people in threads now?

>now

>>26192074
>engrish
it's almost 4 am here and i think i'm going to collapse soon.
>"i'd like to know,"*
>remove "a"
>>26192110
I'm from italy, good to know there's still hope in the land of the "free".
i'll leave you my steam if you wish to have some conversation, chill, or play some vidya if you're into that, otherwise, good luck.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/raffa2
>don't do care about my recent names, friends's work

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>>26192009
you might be able to find a guy with strong religious convictions who'd make a serious attempt not to watch porn while dating you. but the pull of loneliness is very strong while single.