>mfw Robots always talking as if they know shit about Fembot

>>26190838
>I have no life, what shall I do!?
>oh, I know I'll make an obvious troll thread on the easiest board to troll!
>surely this is time well spent!

>>26190838
What the fuck is wrong with pepe?

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I'll be your gf's please be my girlfriend i'll love you forever I can give you flowers

>inb4 no reply

>>26190892
Still waiting for my one and only gf

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>>26190892
>>26190991
What part of "genuine" don't you understand?

Robots think they will have wonderful porn like sex with virgin a woman one day and not awkward sex,

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>>26191042
It can't happen if you don't give me a chance.

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>>26191054
I can't do virtual love, sorry senpai.

>>26190838

Face w/ timestamp or b8, faggot.
If you have an ugly face, people won't be sexually attracted to you.
Even ugly people want hot partners.

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>>26190838
Except we know everything.

>>26191089
>we know everything
>posts an image about a tv show

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>>26191088
>If you have an ugly face, people won't be sexually attracted to you.

>>26191104

>203 degenerate scum or autists in our society
>more than 203 people visit 4chan in one day
>more than 203 people visit r9k

>>26191104
>>26191333

You can tell they are degenerates because they post dick length.

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I hope this is bait, otherwise, I'm sorry OP, that sucks. Ever considered the red pill?

>tfw no boyfriend who can deal with my severe mental illness

>>26191520
What kind? I only like crazy girls.

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>>26191520
A lot of us here have mental illness, stop whining. I have severe depression, you don't see me posting garbage over it.

Pick yourself up, fembot. Become die uberfrau.

>>26191520
Chances are that your "mental illness" is an excuse for being a shitty person.

>>26191567
>hurr durr depression
Do you know that every serious mental illness has a symptom of depression? If you only have depression you're a fucking normie and should get the fuck off this board.
You've got people here with schizoid personality disorder, ADHD, OCD, autism, torrettes etc on top of depression.

>>26190838
>always get told by non-Chads "oh you're a wonderful girl I'm sure you'll find a guy one day" or "did you see a qt boy today" or "you're the best"
>always getting brozoned by average and lower guys
>tfw no bf
>tfw won't ever get to break down crying because a guy bought me flowers because he genuinely liked me
>I hate everything

the fuck you want me to do, you never respond and you don't really like me

> tfw no guy asked you to prom
> tfw the only guy that ever liked you keeps going in and out of psych units and is severely mentally ill
> tfw you want marriage and a serious relationship
> tfw make $65k a year but never have been kissed

Fuck men.

"You're too much of a bro to date!" this shit pisses me off so much.

>>26191646
>Wants to be with a mentally ill man.
>Brags about her salary for no reason.
>Wants marriage
>Fuck men.

Gee, I can't figure out why you're like this...

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>>26191632
Sounds like some more excuses you lazy fuck, do I look happy or healthy to you? But you wouldn't know I'm manic depressant would? You assume because I don't like to have to hear about others bullshit.

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>>26190838
suuuuure

estrosacks dont know the meaning of lonely

>>26191684
I don't want to be with a mentally ill man. I cut all contact with him.


Of course, if I said "the only guy who ever liked me ended up being crazy" everyone here would accuse me of lying or making him crazy.

>>26191558
Paranoid schizophrena

>>26191715
As a mentally ill man who was left by the one he loved and abandoned, why would you do this to him?

He probably really needs the support.

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>>26191646
>tfw asked no one to prom because anxiety
>tfw the only girl that ever liked you turned out to have a fiance and was fucking with your emotions the whole time
>tfw you want marriage and a serious relationship
>tfw make $70k a year but never have been kissed
Boo hoo you have it so hard :C

>>26191715
Statistically, 80% of men find you attractive. If you have ever talked to 10 men, 8 of them want to fuck you. The reason that your actual number is smaller can only be that you are a bad person. Men hate bitches as much as fatties. Evaluate who you are as a person before you start posting "fuck men." That being said, I'm pretty sure that you're a fat neckbeard troll, but in the event that you aren't, think about it before you spew this horseshit.

>>26191772
>As a
Back to plebbit, please.

>>26191760
Seems interesting, will you be my gf?

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>>26191811
I ASKED HER FIRST, DON"T RUIN MY INTIMATE MOMENT WITH A GIRL

>>26191811
If you want.

I live in Canada and my dad built an airport

>>26191840
>I ASKED HER FIRST
How so? My post was literally right after hers, and before yours.

>>26191865
Cool. Can I come live with you?

>>26191772
Oh God, I knew comments like this were coming

Why don't you go have sex with someone who has Down syndrome?

>>26191778
Is this some kind of competition about whose life is harder? Because we literally are equal.

>>26191782
Do you want to go on a date?

>>26191891
>Do you want to go on a date?
No.

>>26191891
>Is this some kind of competition about whose life is harder? Because we literally are equal.
I was kind of trying to comment on the "Fuck men" part by positing that men can have it just as bad as you, but I see how that got lost in my mocking greentext. My bad anon

>>26191075
where do you live i'll be at your door friday morning

>>26191912
I thought 80% of men liked me?
Don't complain about being forever alone. You had your chance. You lost it.

>>26191075
>>26191941
Same, post location and the one closest wins

>>26191952
>Don't complain about being forever alone. You had your chance. You lost it.
I will date you. Skype?

>>26191884
yeah, we have a duck-pond and

>>26192016
>yeah, we have a duck-pond and
And we never heard from mentally unstable femanon again

>>26191952
I have never seen you, I don't know your name, I don't know what country you live in, I don't know where you work, I don't know if you're fat, I don't know if you have an std, I don't know if you're a mum. All that I know about you is that you're an aggressive, possibly bitchy "woman." You think that men give a shit about how much you make. And then you post shit like "Fuck men" to a situation that you could readily fix by being a decent person. Now, I ask you, what man would turn down a date offer after hearing that?

Still think you're a neckbeard troll, btw. Either way, this was entertaining.

>>26191865
Where in Canada? GTA? If so I can meet up.

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I have an uncle with the paraschiz. It is the most depressing and infuriating thing I've ever witnessed.

>>26192046
what are you saying that for

>>26192091
I was implying the abrupt ending to your sentence meant something happened to you. Is English your first language?

>>26192064
i'm down for a MMF gangbang if you're from the gta

>>26192062
Why do you do this to me? Maybe I really need the support!

>>26191982
>>26191952
Please respond, from what I've seen of you in this thread, you seem like someone I would like. My Skype is: mt9.12

>>26192170
>me
>I
That pretty much sums up our conversation, doesn't it.

>>26192129
what happened to me?

yeah

tfw you want love but can't find it because everyone just wants to fuck you
tfw no one wants to be abstinent anymore
tfw asexual

>want gf
>dont want gf that browses 4chan cause guaranteed they are shit
>tfw playing mine sweeper in real life because i want to avoid scum

>>26190838
>tfw won't ever get to break down crying because a guy bought me flowers because he genuinely liked me
GET THE FUCK OUT