>tfw your balls and pubic hair is thicker than the Amazon rain forest
>have caveman ass
>shit gets stuck in it
>hate shaving it
>can't decide if it more uncomfortable shaved or tangled with shit
>mfw shaving my balls and my hand slips
>tfw you shave your balls but fuck up and get irritation
I shave my pubes, arm/pit hair and leg hair.
tfw sleeping under fresh sheets after a fresh shower and shave
This is seriously the best feeling. I always love the smooth, clean feeling and it makes fapping 10x better.
In fact, I am shaving mine tonight, hairs grows back fast.
Seriously the best feeling I've had lately, fapping feels so much better without those damn hairs
>shave balls in shower
>go to shower next day
>clumps of revolting swamp pubes float out
>don't notice in time
>look down to see them on my feet
>scream and kick
>fall and bang my head
>literally pass out
>wake up like ten minutes later
>laying in bathtub waist deep in backwater
>reach for a comb
>plunge my right arm into the murky depths
>hook something in the drain with the comb
>pull up a golf ball sized clump of pubic hair
>shower for another hour and a half, even after we are out of hot water
>thought about shaving my balls since I was in highschool
>postpone it every time for years because I thought it might take months to grow the hair back
>thought "I might get a gf by that time"
>she might ask me "why is your dick not hairy like the other guys?"
>wouldn't know how to answer her
>worse case scenario: she will laugh and leave me
>might lose a gf over stupid things like this
>better not test my chances
>22 year old NEET
>still no gf
>still have hope but decide to do it
why was I such a delusional faggot?
>tfw you shave your legs and butt
This shouldn't feel so pleasurable
>all the sensitive skin that was hidden under your hair rubs against your clothes
a-am I the only one who knows that feel?