Anon, I'm pregnant, & its your kid, I hope you don't run away
> Implying a woman would have sex with me
I go where the Brotherhood needs me, regardless of whether you can or not. Besides, I was rendered sterile by radiation years ago during patrol in the Glowing Sea, when I was forced to exit my armor and repair it with scrap metal.
>I hope you don't run away
No...I hope *you* don't.
Not to dispute your claims (if your wife gets pregnant by another man and you raise it, you definitely are a cuck), but doesn't that mean caring for orphans makes you a cuck? Does that mean Superman's adopted parents are cucks?
>go to visit girlfriend who just got back from a banquet
>english isnt her first language
>walk in the door, ask her how she is
>nearly have a heart attack
>she meant she was really full
HA Thanks for the (You) bitch now my collection is complete.
>yfw you tell her you had a vasectomy.
>be Trojan soldier
>getting invaded by some Greek faggots
>get killed by this OP homo named Achilles
>his bro (probably gay desu) gets killed
>he cries like a bitch
>his other bro uses some bullshit to get a bunch of soldiers into the city
>kill all of my family except for my son, who flees with the help of my best friend and battle partner
>best friend raises him as though he were his own, and Zeus rewards him for his virtue
>we get rewarded for our bravery and spend eternity in the Fortunate Isles
>thousands of years later I see some barbarian mortals talking about me on the internet
>for some reason they call my best friend and comrade a "cuck", whatever that means
and yep she is gonna do that
>tfw you realize girls with tattoos is now the norm
That's cool, I've always wanted kids, we can't be living in sin though, we'll have to get married as soon as possible.
If it really is mine, and you don't cheat on me later, then I'm all in. Considering how genetically disadvantaged I am, it's a miracle that you're even with me in the first place.
Just keeping it real, fellow robots.
Why would I stay with an inked chick? They're just cum dumps.
Now go stand at the top of the stairs so we can abort this shit on the cheap. Or good luck finding me since you don't even know my real name.